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Deacon · (05-04-2019)

^ Even though this was about me, I agree lol

Noah Jackson · (05-13-2019)

You're a good sport Deacon and cheers for the mention Cent.

Centurion · (08-21-2019)

"Even drunk, I can still get hard without viagra. A compelling dilemma when you think about it. I take viagra and I can go all night. No matter how many times that cannon goes off. My stamina comes from getting fucked and walking around the bars of Boston." - Barney Green

Theo Pryce · (09-01-2019)

Peter: You're one sick fuck aren't you? I don't know how Satan deals with you. But I have to say, it was really cool doing damage with you once again. Too bad it was against Apex but whatever. I really thought you were gonna cash in on them and make me a 7 time tag Champ. Just the thought of us together again made my super dick hard. We need to do more of this? What do you say?

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34629&pid=147692#pid147692

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-01-2019, 05:26 PM**

How does he keep doing that?????????????

Atticus Gold · (09-01-2019)

It's a special talent

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (09-01-2019)

its a gift really

Unknown Soldier · (09-25-2019)

[Brian dives into the pool, swims a breadth then hoists himself out. In slow motion he emerges from the pool, water sliding down his body slowly, glistening.]

Brian O’Haire: I can look sexual too. Just look at this. Look how I glisten. Look how I sheen in the sun. Does this make your magnificent dick hard Mr Gilmour? Or does it make you want to kill me because you know that someone is packing more heat than you?

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34898

Azrael Erebus · (09-26-2019)

"Are you running a motel over at the Robert Main household or a fucking free hostel where Apex runs a gang bang train on your poor sister's tight little asshole?" Unknown Soldier - ROBERT MAIN RAPES HIMSELF?!?! http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34879

Corey Smith · **09-26-2019, 06:10 PM**

"The first thing I needed to do was to purchase vodka. A twenty-seven hour ride on a rusty boat really makes a Slav thirsty. I went to first convenient store I could and bought a bottle of something called "Pinnacle".

America...we have to talk. Why do you label things something that it is clearly not? I went to buy vodka, but I purchased diesel. It is shit, get rid of it."

From Boris Arrives.

BIG TRUTH

Unknown Soldier · (09-27-2019)

“Not my fault all the Russian ladies want me. It's not my fault I stick my Super Dick up their Putin.”

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34912

Wylie Sinclair. · (09-27-2019)

^Winner.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (09-30-2019)

When Barney Green is the biggest name in a match, you know the talent level is shittier than Shane

's hotel room after a night with a $5 hooker.

Big D - "Hogging the Spotlight"
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34914

Corey Smith · (12-16-2019)

BIG D mounts GILMOUR and starts hammering down with right hands to GILMOUR’s skull which allows

to come up from behind gouging the eyes of BIG D! SHANE yells right at BIG D...

"You Big Dummy! Just wait until I get to the toilet!"

---From Lethal Lottery.

Not sure how well this works without context, but in context its fucking hilarious and made me laugh out loud.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (12-16-2019)

Suck my super lifeline - shane

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (12-16-2019)

"How does it feel Chris (Page) to have one of your lackies (Tristan) lose to me? I hope you're trying to kill yourself or Tristan because losing to me will make you want to commit suicide. But I digress."

-Gilly in "Welcome to my torture chamber" http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=35683

Atara Raven · (12-29-2019)

FUCK YOU! She jerks a bit as she belts out the insult, causing the woman working on her toes to utter a snarky complaint in Korean. Shane throws his head back and laughs. "Deal with it Miss Swan!"

Madison Dyson - Ain't No "ism" Like Capitalism

I snorted, literally.

[Image: tenor.gif]

Atara Raven · (12-29-2019)

Dickgirls are awesome!

Barney Green via Discord

Centurion · (01-12-2020)

"If you can out tug your opponents, you should be champion blin!"

Boris

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (01-12-2020)

Bitch, I'm like that fucking F1s masturbation tool for dudes. Just put your dick in my hand and feel the love I'll give to your dick like I'm seekin' the NUT

-Phantom Panzer

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (02-01-2020)

"Their DNA was being constantly recombined with everything around them...everything! It was horrific, some serious Cronenberg shit! I'll never forget seeing a 62 year old man whose arms were starting to turn into solid brick lose his fucking mind and start caving in the skull of a kid who was starting to take on the properties of an Oreo Cookie! I will never look at DoubleStuf the same way again!"

-Elon Musk, featured in the promo: "Madison Dyson and....THE CHAOS ENGINE!" by Madison Dyson

Shawn Warstein · (03-01-2020)

Centurion Via Discord:

Regular old cheddar biscuits are fine.
I want to be pegged by Red Lobster cheddar biscuits

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (03-21-2020)

"He's (Gilly) the measuring stick anyone wanting to be successful in this business is held up to. The question is "can you beat Peter Gilmour"? That kinda notoriety, that kinda respect put on someone's name is a goddamn aura of immortality that most ham and eggers get crippled trying to acquire. And this fuckin' guy did it without trying. There ain't no bullshit you can spew, no disrespect you can put on his name that's gonna change the facts: 1 v 4, Gilly would fuckin' kill you. Gilly would push your shit in if there was an army of Brians and Panzers running around for the assist. 100 v 1 and Vegas makes the mob the biggest underdog since Buster Douglas and there ain't no Cinderella story in that fight."

"faith" by Hired Gun II - http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=36481

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **03-21-2020, 09:04 PM**

that quote made me cry lol

Centurion · **03-27-2020, 05:27 AM**

ANYTHING! God damn, we've been staring at Adam Cole crying for two months now!

Shawn Warstein · **03-27-2020, 06:07 AM**

You’re yelling into the void Cent. One of the reasons I’m out.

Corey Smith · **03-27-2020, 06:16 AM**

(03-27-2020, 05:27 AM)Centurion Said: ANYTHING! God damn, we've been staring at Adam Cole crying for two months now!

I nominate this. Meta!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (03-27-2020)

Some of us like Crying Gilly

Shawn Warstein · **03-27-2020, 09:21 AM**

And that’s the problem. You all have this obsession with that ape, and it turns people away.

Shawn Warstein · **03-27-2020, 09:42 AM**

There has been 186 rps posted since that one. You’re telling me that not a single one had anything relevant that could’ve been used as a new quote?

Corey Smith · **03-27-2020, 10:30 AM**

(03-27-2020, 09:21 AM)Fuzz Said: And that’s the problem. You all have this obsession with that ape, and it turns people away.

Who all has it turned away?

Shawn Warstein · **03-27-2020, 10:31 AM**

.✋.

Corey Smith · (03-27-2020)

(03-27-2020, 10:31 AM)Fuzz Said: .✋.

So "people" = you. Tongue

TO THE GILLY QUOTE MACHINE!

Atara Raven · (03-28-2020)

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight....

- Lux

Because I really like that song.

Corey Smith · **03-28-2020, 08:24 PM**

(03-28-2020, 04:39 PM)Atara Themis Said: I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight....

- Lux

Because I really like that song.

I'm sorry, this is for Gilly quotes only now.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **03-28-2020, 10:26 PM**

i think my latest rp has a ton of them Wink

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **03-29-2020, 06:26 AM**

Well, Fuzz, not for nothin' but I created this whole little forum here for suggestion, and no one gives me any.

So, you get whatever I pick.

See how that works?

Corey Smith · (03-29-2020)

Okay, here's a real one from my favorite March Madness promo.

Quote:Shane: I thought air travel was cancelled but I guess not! OG! I GOT THE DIFF! THE 2020 DIFF!

OG: Wait they did a remix? A diff remix? Put your hand up on my hip and when I diff you diff we diff?

From: The Gang Battles Sickness & Death

Atara Raven · (04-21-2020)

The struggle is real, darlin, and watching you talk proves it. - Vanessa Gibson

From: Down With the Sickness

Shooter Syn · (04-24-2020)

I got linked to an old RP, and even though it's "Quote of the moment" it's Quote of the Moment for me, even if it is a year old. This made me laugh Tongue

"There I was, standing in front of a camera, wearing a nice suit, prepared to make a statement. This was my punishment for the events that had transpired at Lincoln Elementary, even though I could've sworn I told them I wasn't liable for that. They wouldn't even give me my fifty bucks, which broke my heart as much as that kid's back."

from http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=34192&highlight=Big+d+goes+to+school

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