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QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Vincent Lane - 01-17-2017
Just like it says...
I think it might be easiest to just have one ongoing thread here stuck to the top where people can drop in quotes they run across in RPs that they think are worth a little front page action.
Since I don't necessarily see every single RP every single week, I might miss some good shit. Or maybe we just have different senses of humor, who knows. Also, no one is going to remember for a week or a month that one awesome thing thy saw someone say 15 roleplays ago. So when you see something, put it in here along with a link to the RP or at least the name of it and the author.
Thanks dudes.
P.S. this isn't really any sort of 'official' honor with voting and etc like the SOTM thread, just a place to collect potential quotes of the moment so I can pick some from time to time and keep the front page looking new. So feel free to put as many as you want or talk shit about others' choices. Who cares.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - R A D I C A L - 01-17-2017
From: A Whole New World
(1/16/17 - Warfare)
By: Isabella Ravenwolf
Quote: "All I would have to do is cast a curse upon you and you would die a very painful death, but Mister Lane said I can't kill my opponents unless he gave me the okay..."
Lane's in the hit business. I knew it.
(1/16/17 - Warfare)
By: Isabella Ravenwolf
Quote: "All I would have to do is cast a curse upon you and you would die a very painful death, but Mister Lane said I can't kill my opponents unless he gave me the okay..."
Lane's in the hit business. I knew it.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-18-2017
Anything gilly says is qotm
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Muddy Waters - 01-18-2017
Dolly did it on enough testosterone to make a horse grow a mullet, Robbie Bourbon does it on coffee and hot dogs.
-RB
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - R A D I C A L - 01-18-2017
From: Party Boat
(1/17/17 - Warfare)
By: Robbie Bourbon
Quote: "that fucking worm, Brandon Moore. Seeing daylight for the first time, reveling in it's majesty, then slurped up by a fucking bird and spit out and fed to it's babies..."
Fed to its fucking babies.
(1/17/17 - Warfare)
By: Robbie Bourbon
Quote: "that fucking worm, Brandon Moore. Seeing daylight for the first time, reveling in it's majesty, then slurped up by a fucking bird and spit out and fed to it's babies..."
Fed to its fucking babies.
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-18-2017
I have a bad habit with its/it's, where I treat the word "it" as a pronoun and give it a possessive apostrophe. Happens dozens of times in my videos.
I nominate Chaos, The Best At What I Do, 1/11/17
Chris reached out and grabbed her arm. "Wait....wait wait wait. When you are done.....keep it. Wrap it in some toilet paper and bring it back to the table."
Jenny looked taken aback. "You want me to keep my used tampon and bring it back to the table? Are you insane?"
"Wrap it in some toilet paper or something. I have an idea. Just do it."
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Thaddeus Duke - 01-18-2017
Anything Gilly says is QOTM
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-18-2017
Just like your daddy with your mother, who the fuck knows why you came.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 01-20-2017
There's nothing worse than getting the cheese dust all over your fingers and then forgetting to wash your hands before beating your dick like it owes you money. Because then you end up with an interestingly orange penis, or what I've come to know as “Cheesedick”. Cadryn Tiberius talking about his dislike of Cheetos.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Muddy Waters - 01-26-2017
Oh my god this:
"Micheal is suddenly hit with a flashback of an unlocked memory. He is sitting naked and alone in his ran down dark and dirty house. Crying, and beating his meat with a fist full of spoiled bologna."
-DWMG
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26299
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 01-26-2017
I love the qotm concept and have been trying to get a least one good quote in each RP I write. But there's no fuckin way I'm nominating myself and I don't think ppl like my shit anyway lol (yeah, shameless nudge and plug, fuck it)
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Guppy Parsh - 01-31-2017
"True, you have still yet to be pinned but the beating you got made my dick rock hard" - Peter Mother F'N Gilmour
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26312
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Thomas Nixon - 02-08-2017
Something about this being the last line of dialogue in the promo made me lose my shit laughing.
NOCMM: "Any damage you do to God won't be permanent or real. You're just a mark."
"Rookiepool and his vicious denial of something obviously true"
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26469
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - R A D I C A L - 02-08-2017
Buronan
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26474
“HEY EVERYONE! KYLO REN JUST ATTACKED RANDY AND STOLE HIS COSTUME!”
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-11-2017
"Calm your vagina baby."
-LOL
-Gilly
-"Down in the Dumps" 2/10/2017
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-13-2017
"You need help, seriously, your chin is unnatural. I think you have either a very specific goiter, or some kind of growth or tumor there, and frankly, if you don't at least go out and tattoo it, because god knows if I had that chin I'd get a tattoo on it..."
-Robbie Bourbon
-"Come In And Play"
-ROFFL!!!
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-13-2017
THAT'S IT CADRYN! I'M JUST GOING TO WRITE CADRYN DIES!
Cadryn: No, don't kill me! I can do this!
-Cady
-"I Swear to Drunk, I'm Not God"
-ultimate 4th wall break
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-13-2017
(I know it isn't an RP but it deserves a vote as it made me laugh to the point of involuntarily farting):
Colton lights a cigarette and puts his feet up on the table.
Vincent: "Dude, please don't smoke in here."
Vincent puffs away on his vape.
-Vincent Lane
-"Managers' Meeting"
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 02-20-2017
That big, dumb, goddamn Darren Zirado and his shitty fuckin' van... What's he getting, 14 miles to the gallon? Second pit stop they've taken I haven't needed to gas up for, it's no wonder these three are so easy to tail.
Jim Caedus
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Cadryn Tiberius - 02-20-2017
That big, dumb, goddamn Darren Zirado and his shitty fuckin' van... What's he getting, 14 miles to the gallon? Second pit stop they've taken I haven't needed to gas up for, it's no wonder these three are so easy to tail.
Hilarious, Jim.
I laughed out loud for a good ten minutes.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-20-2017
Shit you guys, thank you for that. I've told you both privately but it's worth repeating: that means a lot to me.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Ally Worsted - 02-21-2017
George Takei: Won't someone notice if I'm dead and be confused to see me still tweeting on Twitter?
Hero Xtreme 7.9: No, no one will notice, except the people who watch this promo. The old skool fans will keep your secret. No one will think you're dead until you stop tweeting, because that's all you're known for. No one cares about you personally.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - R A D I C A L - 02-21-2017
DZirado.
'Edwards. I think that you and that Shade character are a couple of vile creatures. Shade has even gone so far as to commit murder.'
Throwing Shade @ Shade.
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26653
'Edwards. I think that you and that Shade character are a couple of vile creatures. Shade has even gone so far as to commit murder.'
Throwing Shade @ Shade.
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=26653
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 02-21-2017
DUDE. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE MY DICK MITTEN IN TEXAS? I UNDERSTAND THAT THE JOKE IS OVER AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S A PROP HEAD, BUT IT STILL KEPT MY PEEBUG WARM.
Define pure. Cause I've had sex with my TMNT doll at least 400 times this month. Also, I had my dick in a prop head. And in my hand, and in my moms hand. So, I mean, I guess I'm still pure in the biblical sense.
Both from Cadryn Tiberius
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
DARREN: ”UH oh boys, looks like we need to stop and fuel up first. Or we won't be going anywhere.
CADRYN: ”Can I get some big league chew?!
Micheal facepalms.
-Micheal Graves
-"I Want It All...Except For Those Dildo Chucks
-Man I love Big League Chew, original AND grape!
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
”Do I want a cookie for challenging people above me? Yes please, I love cookies."
-Micheal Graves
-I Want It All...Except For Those Dildo Chucks
-I love cookies too...now my stomach is growling again, thanks Mike!
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
Cadryn: DUDE. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE MY DICK MITTEN IN TEXAS? I UNDERSTAND THAT THE JOKE IS OVER AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S A PROP HEAD, BUT IT STILL KEPT MY PEEBUG WARM.
(2nd vote)
-Cadryn Tiberius
-"Respect"
-L o L...Peebug
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
Cadryn: HAHA, GOT YOUR TAINT, PAL.
-ROFL
-Cadryn Tiberius
-"Respect"
-ROFL
-....................ROFL
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
His mother puffed her cig, and changed the station on the TV. "You can start by not whining. You are 14 now. Act like it."
Chris: Act like it....pssht
-Chris Chaos
-Demons
-LMFAO I love the smartass "pssht" in response
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
My demons try to rise themselves up. They try to come out. I do my best to swallow them down but sometimes I cannot control it. When I step into that ring Saturday, Graves, 28 years worth of demons will come out---it will look like the goddamn Ghostbusters in that ring on Saturday.
-Chris Chaos
-Demons
-one two punch here, I love the dark imagery and then how you flip it to reference one of my fav films for comedic effect
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 02-21-2017
With my fists unclenched and the waterworks flowing, my arms stretched out toward my crack whore mother I had hoped for a hug, but like always she just pushed me aside. Never really understanding why I had tried to achieve any kind of affection from her ever, she was rotten.
-Mr. Tidbits
-Chapter One Prt. 1.2
-And speaking of dark imagery, beautifully executed Mr. Tidbits. I relate to and am a fan of gritty, tragic and stark reality (obviously)
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - The Monster of Htaed - 03-19-2017
Thadeus Duke, The Meeting Part Two- "You don't pay me!" Jim shouts in response.
"Then you're still overpaid!"
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Mr Killjoy - 03-20-2017
"You knew this day would come. Maybe you didn't think it would be so quick. Did you make reservations to be somewhere afterward? Well, cancel. Because you'll be laid up in bed, in tears"
Gabe Reno- Cradle
That part made me legit LOL and I don't even know why.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 03-25-2017
Sayors is staring down the barrel of Father Slathe’s turd cutter as it puckered up and then blew out a shit particle kiss.
-Mr. Tidbits
-"A Fathers Wrath"
-lolololololololololol!!!!
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Dolly Waters - 03-25-2017
Maverick no showed class again.
-trax
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Dolly Waters - 03-27-2017
me and Jimmy gonna tag team the fuck out of your ass, and no Dolly I don't mean tag team in the way Xavier Woods and Brad Maddox tag teamed Paige in that sex tape either, although funnily enough just like that trio, our match will consist of a talented black man that's horrifically under rated, a guy who seemingly has a couple screws loose (Sorry Caedus) and a crackwhore with blatant daddy issues.
Trax
The reckoning.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - R A D I C A L - 04-04-2017
"Listen here you dirty, sweaty, chlamydia infected vagina."
☆ SCULLY ☆
ROLEPLAY: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=27100
☆ SCULLY ☆
ROLEPLAY: http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=27100
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - JimCaedus - 04-06-2017
You've fucked my comatose mother? Go ahead. Ugly pussy and comatose pussy is the only pussy you're ever gonna get. Ha
-Trax
-"The Ruse"
-still haven't gotten over that one yet lol
re:QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Mr Killjoy - 04-06-2017
(04-06-2017, 08:20 AM)JimCaedus Said: You've fucked my comatose mother? Go ahead. Ugly pussy and comatose pussy is the only pussy you're ever gonna get. Ha
-Trax
-"The Ruse"
-still haven't gotten over that one yet lol
Ha thanks, glad you and Dolly enjoyed my trash, both yours and Dollys RPs had too many quotables for me to single out just a couple.
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT DEPOSIT BOX - Cadryn Tiberius - 04-10-2017
"You greasy goddamn guido hack-and-a-half horse's ASS! All I wanted was three classic cheesy gordita crunch tacos with Baja sauce, a Dr. Pepper and an order of cinnamon twists but _nooooo_, I gotta suffer _your_ simple spaghetti-bendin' bada-bing-bada-bitchass buttfuckery!? Fuckin' flip-floppin' wop in a 10 gallon hat! - Jim "Caedy-cat" Caedus
Goddamn all star of crushing souls via words.