BAD MEDICINE

-July 2nd, 2012
(event was delayed one day due to power outages at the arena)

Live from the The MCI Center - Washington D.C.





Welcome everyone to Monday Night Bad Medicine, LIVE!!!

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3-way

ZYDECO
-vs-
MR. NATURAL
-vs-
CHRISTOPHER JAX

Triple Threat Street Fight!


The crowd is pumped for the opening contest. All of a sudden, CHRISTOPHER JAX appears on the X-TRON.

Christopher Jax: I am pure in my mind, body and soul. I will not take part of this unholy street fight. If Management or anyone else would like to see me in a match, then make the match a normal, fair match. Not a match that allows superstars to be animals and allow them the use of weapons. These fans don't want to see superstars use weapons, the fans want to see a fair wrestling match.

The Screen fades to black as the entire arena go dark and without notice a loud explosion echoes, as flames shoot up from the stage and "BURY ME ALIVE" by "WE ARE FALLEN" is played. ZYDECO steps out and begins to make his way to the ring until MR. NATURAL attacks ZYDECO from behind. The ref calls for the bell as the arena's lights are turned back on and the song dies down. MR. NATURAL, full of frustration, slams ZYDECO's head into the BAD MEDICINE stage set up several times causing ZYDECO's head to be busted open. MR. NATURAL sets up and connects with Three German Suplexes.

MR. NATURAL walks toward the edge of the stage and looks down to the floor. MR. NATURAL then picks up ZYDECO, and lifts him up to deliever a choke slam from on the stage to the floor. As ZYDECO is being held up, he gives a thumb to MR. NATURAL's eye, gets out of the chokeslam, and connects with a DDT to MR. NATURAL. ZYDECO slaps MR. NATURAL several times. As ZYDECO begins to pick up MR. NATURAL, MR. NATURAL low blows ZYDECO and gives a belly to belly into the stage set up. MR. NATURAL then picks up ZYDECO, sets up and connects with an pile driver on the stage and covers ZYDECO. The ref counts...

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...2

ZYDECO KICKSOUT! MR. NATURAL picks up ZYDECO who delivers a thumb to the eye to MR. NATURAL. MR. NATURAL blindly walks to the backstage area and ZYDECO follows. Backstage crew begin to scatter to get away from the action as cameras are trying to catch up with the action. ZYDECO finally catches up with MR. NATURALS and does a belly to back suplex onto the floor. ZYDECO goes for a cover...

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...2

KICKOUT! ZYDECO sees a trash can filled with weapons and pulls out a crow bar. MR. NATURAL beings to crawl away until ZYDECO connects to the back of MR. NATURAL's head with the crow bar. ZYDECO connects to the back of MR. NATURAL's head two more times and goes for another pin fall...

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...2

MR. NATURAL GETS THE SHOULDER UP! ZYDECO shocked by MR. NATURAL's resilience gets up and walks toward the catering table and clears the food off of it. ZYDECO stands MR. NATURAL UP and sets up for a power bomb but MR. NATURAL reverses it and flips ZYDECO through the table. MR. NATURAL finds a Singapore cane and hits ZYDECO in the back until his back turns bright red. MR. NATURAL picks up ZYDECO and drags him through curtains which leads to the floor next to the stage set up. MR. NATURAL connects with a sidewalk slam on ZYDECO to the floor. MR. NATURAL then goes back behind the curtain and pulls out a table. The crowd begins to chant "WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!" MR. NATURAL nods his head in approval and heads behind the curtain to pull out another table. The crowd cheers as MR. NATURAL sets up both tables, parallel next to each other. MR. NATURAL connects with some stomps to ZYDECO. MR. NATURAL then picks up ZYDECO and places him on the tables. MR. NATURAL looks around until he looks up at the stage structure, cocks his head and raises one eyebrow.

The crowd begins to cheer for MR. NATURAL as he nods for approval again. As MR. NATURAL embraces the chants and cheers from the crowd, ZYDECO slides off the tables and connects with a chop block to MR. NATURAL's right leg. ZYDECO picks up MR. NATURAL and applies the ENTERNITY (MANDKIND'S CLAW) on MR. NATURAL. ZYDECO, still will the ENTERNITY applied, forces MR. NATURAL onto the table. As MR. NATURAL begins to fade, ZYDECO releases the moves and looks up at the stage structure and nods his head. ZYDECO walks up to the stage and begins to climb the stage structure. The fans cheering louder and louder the more ZYDECO climbs up. Half way up the structure ZYDECO repositions himself. The crowd begins to chant "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" ZYDECO leaps off for an elbow onto MR. NATURAL, but MR. NATURAL moves and ZYDECO crashes through the two tables onto the floor. The crowd erupts and chants, "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT" Both men are down. Trainers, EMTs and Referees rush from the back checking on ZYDECO.






Suddenly a woman runs out from the back! She is holding a barbed wire baseball bat!



















IT'S SOLANGE HOLLOWAY!

ALSO KNOWN AS MRS. NATURAL!

She rushes over to ZYDECO and just absolutely UNLOADS on him, smashing that barbed wire bat down into him anywhere she can connect with completely wild shots. This is just NASTY! Blood is starting to sprinkle upward from those shots as the barbed wire randomly rips into different parts of ZYDECO's body!

She beats him down until she notices MR. NATURAL starting to move around and then she finally backs off so her husband can cover ZYDECO! SOLANGE makes her way to the back looking very satisfied as officials yell at her and direct her away from the ringside area.

MR. NATURAL crawls and lays one arm over ZYDECO's chest for the pin...

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KICKOUT! How the hell did he do that?!?!?

MR. NATURAL, who is still dazed himself, gets to his feet being told ZYDECO can not continue this match. MR. NATURAL stands the bloodied and beaten ZYDECO up, as Refs, Trainers, and EMTs advise him not to continue, and hits ZYDECO with the NATURAL SELCTION (RKO) and goes for another pin fall, as the ref reluctantly counts...

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KICKOUT!!! ZYDECO KICKS OUT AGAIN! He will not die!

A frustrated MR. NATURAL storms over and reaches over the barricade, takes a fan's chair and gets ready to start beating ZYDECO with the chair but... he misses! ZYDECO somehow rolled out of the way of that wild chair shot and then when MR. NATURAL lifts the chair over his head again to try a second time, ZYDECO who is still on the canvas thrusts his foot forward and catches MR. NATURAL in the groin! OOOOOOH! He drops the chair and goes down to his knees in excruciating pain as ZYDECO slowly struggles to get back to his feet but is in immense pain.

ZYDECO literally looks like his whole body is on autopilot right now. His eyes are glazed over and he DOES NOT look like he even knows what's going on. After stumbling and almost losing his footing again, ZYDECO somehow summons the strength to lift MR. NATURAL up onto his shoulders and.... he hits THE SILENT ECHOS! (i.e. An F5 variation!)

ZYDECO crashes down to the canvas along with MR. NATURAL after using his last burst of strength to deliver his devastating finisher. MR. NATURAL is not moving an inch! ZYDECO crawls toward him and drops his arm limply across MR. NATURAL's chest as the ref counts....

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...THREE!!!

WINNER: ZYDECO
After the match, CHRISTOPHER JAX can be seen standing atop the rampway right under the X-TRON, just slowly applauding in a lackluster manner. The fans are trying to figure him out as he finishes applauding and then actually starts shaking his head in disappointment. He sees that ZYDECO has won the match but he also sees what kind of condition ZYDECO has been left in as blood covers large portions of his body and head. JAX looks on for another couple seconds before letting out a sigh as he shakes his head again. Finally, he slowly turns around and vanishes to the back once more, clearly wanting nothing to do with such an animalistic match like the one we've just seen... Out of the three men who were scheduled to be in this bloodbath of a match, is it possible that CHRISTOPHER JAX was the smartest by simply avoiding this hell?

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The fans are hyped for the night to continue and for a new XWF Champion to be crowned later this evening....

Without warning, the transmission becomes fuzzy then it goes black! The screen returns to the dark eyes of a broken man. He stares into the camera and as it zooms the etched markings of his snow white mask are seen more clearly. The bright red circle upon his forward shines in the light and his grey hood barely covers the top of his mask. The man is "Grand Maester" X newest addition to the XWF. He stands firmly as the camera focuses on his covered face.

X: Brothers and sisters, I stand before you a man that has seen everything life has to offer. Hopes, dreams, tragedies, comedies, death and life. Underneath this mask holds the withered face of a relic. Forgotten.

He looks away from the camera for a moment lost in thought, a past memory perhaps.

X: Maybe he has forgotten the time as well. The present is so dull.

He focuses on the camera with fire in his eyes.

X: I stand here as your Grand Maester. "Grand Maester" X. I have seen too much of this selfish reasoning between these men who believe they hold power above others. SHANE CARVER and those who want to hold the XWF Championship. Equality has been forgotten just as my face has. I see these men spout terrible things in their quest for power forgetting that they are brothers in arms. NO MORE!!

He raises his right hand in triumph.

X: Tonight is the start of a new era of Equality!! This new champion will begin their long road of loss and tragedy at the hands of the Grand Maester. SHANE CARVER will be just a stepping stone to my true path of Equality. Once these forces are removed you all will see what the truth really is. You will all see how Equal we all truly are. Stand with me or kneel before me.

He chuckles under his mask.

X: Have an Equal day.

The transmission changes to photo of X's mask over a grey background. The words "Equality" sit under the mask. The photo fades as the transmission returns to Bad Medicine.

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1-on-1 w/manager

KIMBERLY ANDERSON
-vs-
"Juggernaut" JASON MAXXIMUS
w/ Keira Maxximus

Standard Match


Tik Tok by Ke$ha begins playing over the speakers...

LYRICS: "Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P-Diddy. Grab my glasses I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city. Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back."

The lights go to a shade of purple and pink as the bassline of the song picks up and from behind the curtain come both "Juggernaut" Jason Maxximus and Keira Maxximus. Jason stops at the top of the ramp and as he leans down, Keira baseball slides between his legs. They grasp hands and he pulls her back up to her feet. She turns to face him and they smile at one another and high five. They walk down the ramp dancing and having a good time, reacting to the fans and giving high fives and throwing merchandise as they reach the ring. Jason gets to the apron and holds the ropes open for Keira to enter the ring and then rolls backwards over the top rope landing on his feet in the ring.

Suddenly at the top of the ramp we see KIMBERLY ANDERSON fall forward into view as if she was just struck in the back!

KIMBERLY starts getting to her feet and...

CRACK!

It's Homicide "The Natural Attraction" member PETER GILMOUR!

PETER GILMOUR cracks KIMBERLY in the head with a steel chair and sends her rolling several feet down the ramp from the momentum of that shot! JASON and KEIRA don't seem to notice what's going on as they are still looking the other direction where most of the fans are hoping they will throw them some merchandise. GILMOUR rolls his eyes into the back of his head and starts shaking violently as he drops the chair and slowly disappears back from where he came before JASON even realizes he was there.

KIMBERLY is in a lot of pain but somehow she is still conscious. She's crawling toward the ring and very slowly she rolls in, holding her head where she was hit with that chair. She stands up very slowly and tells the ref she is OK. The ref reluctantly signals for the bell as KIMBERLY suddenly falls back down to her knees and holds her head in pain. The ref leans down to check on her when suddenly from out of the crowd come "The Anarchist" JOHN SPARTAN and MR. XWF!

BAM!

They both take down JASON MAXXIMUS with a double clothesline but the impact causes the ring to shake enough that the referee's attention is drawn to what's going on. As soon as he sees MAXXIMUS getting attacked he calls for the bell and has no choice but to award the match to JASON MAXXIMUS via disqualification by outside interference!

WINNER by DQ: "Juggernaut" JASON MAXXIMUS
MR. XWF and JOHN SPARTAN continue stomping down on JASON MAXXIMUS as KEIRA MAXXIMUS gets into the ring to try and help but she never sees Homicide member SINCERE LEE WILD arriving from out of the crowd! SINCERE LEE WILD catches KEIRA with a WILD TIMES springboard splash off the second rope!

MR. XWF walks over to KIMBERLY ANDERSON who is also still down. MR. XWF is scheduled to face KIMBERLY in 1 on 1 action later tonight so he helps her up to her feet very gently... ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! He takes her down and starts screaming obscenities like a lunatic while SINCERE LEE WILD and JOHN SPARTAN both pull JASON MAXXIMUS up. SPARTAN then proceeds to deliver ANARCHY IN THE USA! (i.e. Spinning Death Valley Driver but lands like a reverse DDT!)

MR. XWF yells something really loud about it being time to "end all their careers" as he points down to the fallen JASON MAXXIMUS, KEIRA MAXXIMUS, and KIMBERLY ANDERSON.

PETER GILMOUR runs down to the ring with the same chair he used to assault KIMBERLY with a few moments ago. He slides into the ring and sets the chair up like somebody is going to sit in it... but instead he helps MR. XWF pull KIMBERLY up and then they both shove KIMBERLY right into SINCERE LEE WILD who BACK BODY DROPS KIMBERLY ANDERSON RIGHT ONTO THAT OPEN CHAIR! OH MY GOD! The way her spine landed down into that open chair could be career threatening! KIMBERLY's weight bends the chair up a little but for the most part it looks like KIMBERLY is the one who has been dismantled! She's twitching and shaking as she stares blankly up at the lights in a frightening manner.



SINCERE LEE WILD smiles and then the HOMICIDE members turn their attention to JASON MAXXIMUS and KEIRA. They're going to end their careers and cripple them all!



.....but then.....



...All of a sudden, the arena goes pitch black. The audience is at a hushed whisper when dramatic music begins to play.



The X-TRON shows a black and white picture of a wrestler hitting a Float-Over DDT on his opponent.

A sound byte of an announcer shouting, "What a move!" plays over the chorus as the image is displayed.

Another black and white snapshot shows the same wrestler flooring a much larger wrestler with a sleeper hold.

This time, the announcer chants, "GIANT KILLER! GIANT KILLER!"

The next snapshot shows the wrestler leaping off the top turnbuckle, drilling a bloodied competitor with a Flying Scissors Kick.

"That was simply amazing!" the announcer roars.

A fourth snapshot is shown, showing the wrestler triumphantly raising a title belt over his head.

"By God, we have a new champion!" the announcer shouts over both the music and a sound byte of ecstatic fans.

The fifth and final snapshot shows a simple message:
"FRANCIS DEAN has arrived..."
Homicide waits full force in the ring for the intruder to come to the ring and receive his beating, but......

...just like that, the footage ends and the X-TRON goes black.

The members of Homicide were all so busy watching this video and expecting to have to beat down yet another person that they completely forgot about JASON and KEIRA MAXXIMUS! Both of them have managed to roll out of the ring and are already making their way to the back when Homicide realizes what is going on so they continue to beat down KIMBERLY ANDERSON just to be sure that there is no possible way she can compete against MR. XWF later tonight. The fans are booing like mad as Homicide "The Natural Attraction" has definitely made its presence known early on in the evening. We might never see KIMBERLY ANDERSON again, but the bigger story is that we almost saw the end of JASON and KEIRA MAXXIMUS if it had not been for FRANCIS DEAN's distraction!

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IAN "Meltdown" JOHNSON is in the locker room, taping his wrists and getting ready for his match which is NEXT.

"The Phoenix" ERIC LEWIS walks in.

EL: IAN, got a minute?

IAN: Yeah, what is it, ERIC?

EL: I'm going to need some help out there tonight with my match. No interfering, no getting involved against the other competitors, but I'm going need some help with two things.

IAN: What are they?

EL: First, remember that little trip I took to the hardware store? I was wondering if you could bring that down to the ring for me. Second, in my career, I've been in a few of these matches, and they have a tendency to get out of control. Also, people have a tendency to find a way out. If that happens, I might need a soft place to land. That's where you come in.

IAN: I'm not catching you.

EL: No catching. I just need someone to set up a table or two or twelve. Whatever is needed to break a 20 foot fall. Can I count on you?

IAN: Sure.

EL: Thanks.

ERIC and IAN shake hands.

EL: Good luck.

ERIC leaves the locker room.

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1-on-1

AALIYAH MONROE
-vs-
IAN "Meltdown" JOHNSON

Standard Match


IAN JOHNSON and MONROE don't waste any time! They start throwing down and fists are flying! MONROE gets a early advantage but JOHNSON fights back. He drops to a knee and hits MONROE in the stomach, then European uppercuts her in the face. JOHNSON follows up his attack by DDTing MONROE down to the mat. JOHNSON drops a leg drop. He waits for MONROE to get to her feet. He charges. Back spinning elbow puts JOHNSON on his ass. JOHNSON gets to his feet quickly, hip toss by MONROE but... oh no! JOHNSON lands on his feet and ends up hip tossing her instead!

MONROE lands and rolls up to her feet and springboards off the ropes and comes back with a splash on JOHNSON who tries to catch her but the momentum is too much as he falls back with AALIYAH MONROE staying on him for the cover...

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...2

KICKOUT! IAN JOHNSON kicks out in the nick of time. MONROE shakes out the cob webs and gets to her feet as well. Hard right hand landed by IAN JOHNSON. MONROE staggers back. JOHNSON takes a step towards her only to get dropkick. JOHNSON hits the mat. He pops up, dropkick again lands. JOHNSON pops up. MONROE jumps up and hurricaranas JOHNSON down to the mat. She covers him up...

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KICKOUT! MONROE lets JOHNSON get to his feet. MONROE throws him into the ropes, JOHNSON charges back and hits her with a huge clothesline. JOHNSON jumps on her and puts in a sleeper hold. MONROE is going out! She some how gets to a knee. She grabs onto JOHNSON... Death Valley Driver! MONROE goes to the top rope and waits for JOHNSON to get up. He stands. She jumps off! JOHNSON catches her! He hoists her up. MONROE escapes out the back. School boy pin! The ref counts...

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...KICKOUT! AALIYAH MONROE scrambles to her feet after JOHNSON kicks out but he gets up almost as fast, knowing she is frustrated at this point. MONROE charges JOHNSON but he's waiting and ready.... he ducks under a wild clothesline from her and her own momentum takes her running into the ropes where she bounces back toward a waiting IAN JOHNSON who hits a running low dropkick to MONROE's legs which completely sends her spiraling down to the canvas. JOHNSON quickly pulls her back up, knees her in the stomach and then out of nowhere he hits THE WHEELBARROW STUNNER! (i.e. Think Rey Mysterio's wheelbarrow bulldog but with a stunner at the end.)

JOHNSON goes for the cover!

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...THREE!

WINNER: IAN 'Meltdown' JOHNSON

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The scene cuts to backstage and the designated interview area for Bad Medicine. RAYMOND HATCHER is standing with TYLER DECKER and in between them is STEVE SAYORS wearing a button-down and slacks with a mic in his hand. HATCHER has on his ring simple black ring gear and a very expensive black & gold robe. TYLER DECKER is also wearing his ring gear ready to debut on XWF pay per view

STEVE SAYORS: We are backstage at the MCI Center with RAYMOND HATCHER and TYLER DECKER.

DECKER nods his head in approval at the sound of his name

STEVE SAYORS: Tonight at Bad Medicine, you two will be in the 3-Way Tag Match. The winner gets a shot at the number one contenders to the tag team gold. What are your thoughts on your four opponents?

HATCHER goes to speak, but DECKER chimes in first.

TYLER DECKER: Three of our opponents, SAYORS, are just there to get in my way, and stop me from getting to that p**y Atkins. He is my main priority...

HATCHER chimes in cutting DECKER off.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Well, I don't think that's the way I...

DECKER doesn't stand down.

TYLER DECKER: Hang on, I wasn't finished.

HATCHER backs down begrudgingly.

TYLER DECKER: .....Atkins is the only thing stopping me...US... from receiving a title shot. The rest are as useless as a chocolate teapot. You should know all about useless professionals, SAYORS...

HATCHER interrupts, not impressed.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Honestly, STEVE, what is there really left to say about these guys? You have some fool, my partner seems to want to waste all his time chasing.

DECKER tries to interrupt, but HATCHER cuts him off first.

RAYMOND HATCHER: What? Do you have something more to say? Huh, do you want to continue your verbal holocaust?

TYLER DECKER: You know what? If it wasn't for my burning desire to kick the s**t out of Atkins tonight, I would probably be inclined to ask CARVER if we could settle our differences. And I would ask CARVER the normal way, you know, WITHOUT getting fined? And SAYORS, tell him to GET THAT F**G CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE.

HATCHER and DECKER give each a dirty look and start posturing like they wanna fight. SAYORS tries to gain control in front of the camera.

STEVE SAYORS: Are you two not concerned that other teams in the company have a distinct advantage over you? I mean, you can't speak to each other, let alone wrestle on the same team...

RAYMOND HATCHER: Haha, STEVE, wrestle...trust me, my friend you dont need to worry about me and wrestling. We go together like...

TYLER DECKER: Beer and a good time.

HATCHER looks irritated by the interruption.

RAYMOND HATCHER: I was going to say: money and bank.

TYLER DECKER: Oreos and milk.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Pencil and paper

TYLER DECKER: Sock and shoes..

RAYMOND HATCHER: Umbrella and rain.

STEVE SAYORS: Okay, okay, please, fellas.

They just ignore STEVE.

TYLER DECKER: Mulder and Scully.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Pride and respect.

TYLER DECKER: Mistake and erase.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Popcorn and a movie.

TYLER DECKER: I don't even like popcorn.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Yeah I'm not a big fan either.

STEVE SAYORS: Can we continue now?

RAYMOND HATCHER: Don't be rude, STEVE, we're your guests.

TYLER DECKER: Yeah, you asked us a question, and we answered. You know, from now on, I'm gonna call you 'Suppository STEVE'

STEVE SAYORS: Why?

TYLER DECKER: Because you are so far up SHANE CARVER's ass.

DECKER bursts out laughting but HATCHER only does so begrudgingly.

STEVE SAYORS: Very funny...

TYLER DECKER: Did you have anymore questions?

STEVE SAYORS: Yes. Are you not concerned by Atkins' girlfriend, Holly-Jo?

TYLER DECKER: Don't worry about us Suppository STEVE, we've both got our tetanus shots.

STEVE SAYORS: You both seem to be overlooking the other two competitors in the match, DAVIS STARFIRE and GRANYTE.

RAYMOND HATCHER: Haha, DAVIS STARFIRE and GRANYTE. Honestly lets not waste the time. These two guys couldn't lace up my boots. These are two nobodies who have done nothing, coming in here and wasting time. Another poor choice by that lunatic CARVER. I promise you, STEVE, they will not be a factor in this match. Instead of talking about Stupid Trash & Mike Moniker or Starchild & Blockhead, we should be talking about somebody that is pay per view worthy. Pay per view approved just for all of you, yours truly, The Real Deal. See, TYLER can do whatever he wants out there tonight, just stay away from my ring. I'm going to go out there and single handly beat the fear back into these two.

STEVE SAYORS: You mean four.

HATCHER holds his fist up to SAYORS.

RAYMOND HATCHER: We can make it five, if you want.

TYLER DECKER: See STEVE, just for a change, you were wrong. There's something we agree on. Everyone knows that between us, we can wipe the floor with everyone in that ring. GRANYTE the sheep-shagger says that he distrusts English wrestlers? Well he's gonna hate them after tonight, when The Best Man Alive makes him, along with his moronic tag team partner, and not forgetting the redneck retardation squad that is the Dawg and his partner Mike Mayhem, look like nothing more than the simple-minded neanderthals that they are. And that, STEVEn, is the front page story.

STEVE SAYORS: I think we aught to send it back to the ring.

And with that the camera cuts back to ringside.

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3-way

HANK 'THUNDER' LANE
-vs-
JOSEPH PAGE
-vs-
"The Anarchist" JOHN SPARTAN

Triple Threat, Steel Cage around the ring
Ring is filled with various weapons
First to climb over and out to the floor wins!


'It's Time For War' by LLCOOLJ begins playing on the X-Tron as HANK 'Thunder' LANE steps out onto the runway leading to the ring. He is wearing a long Satin robe with Thunder on the back of it in Diamonds. Pyrotechnics explode along the way as he walks down to the ring. He walks around the ring shaking the cage and looking up at the weapons attached to it. He takes off his robe and hands it to a female fan at ringside wearing a T-Shirt with his likeness on it then gets in the ring and waits for his opponents to enter.

The X-Tron comes to life again showing photos of JOSEPH PAGE as 'Say This Sooner' by The Almost plays in the background. JOSEPH PAGE steps out from the back as the crowd cheers wildly. He is wearing Fitting Black wrestling shorts with the words "Limits" on each side of his legs and a T-Shirt with the number 42 on it. Explosions lead the way as he heads down towards the ring and throws his T-shirt into the crowd. He enters through the doorway and stares at HANK 'Thunder' LANE as they await their final opponent.

The camera shot shows a nice wide angle of the crowd. Looking at all the fans in attendance. All of a sudden a close up of the X-tron is shown and the screen is getting fuzzy the blank picture is being covered in static and what seems to be technical difficulties. It does that for about five seconds or so and then "Toxicity" by System of a Down is being played over the PA system. The fans are shocked yet applauding and cheering. Right Then, "The Anarchist" JOHN SPARTAN comes from behind the curtain with a thick metal chain as the fans go crazy. In his wrestling attire and entrance top, a thick wool vest as if he carved it out of his prey. He's going crazy as he makes his way down the aisle spinning the chain over his head unmercifully. Before he heads to the ring he takes a detour through the crowd still swinging his chain as the fans duck and cover and scramble away. JOHN's going mad all through the crowd picking up steam and applause on the way. Then he hops the guardrail and enters the ring.

As soon as the door to the cage is closed the bell rings starting the match. The three of them face off in the middle of the ring exchanging blows. 'The Anarchist' JOHN SPARTAN gains the early advantage as he sends HANK 'Thunder' LANE to the mat with a right cross and left jab combo. A kick to the groin and a one arm slam puts JOSEPH PAGE down. SPARTAN grabs his chain that he had hung up on the cage and wraps it around his arm. As he turns around he is hit with a Standing Drop Kick by HANK 'Thunder' LANE that sends him hard into the steel cage. 'Thunder' catches him coming off with a Suplex right into JOSEPH PAGE who was getting to his feet. The two men go down as HANK 'Thunder' LANE unhooks a steel chair from the cage. As he turns around he is hit with a Double Drop Kick by 'The Anarchist' JOHN SPARTAN and JOSEPH PAGE. 'Thunder' drops the steel chair as he hits the ropes. PAGE picks up the chair, turns around, and hits SPARTAN over the head. 'The Anarchist' falls back into the corner. PAGE throws down the chair and heads to the other corner. He begins climbing the cage.

By Now PAGE is standing on the top of the turnbuckle facing the cage and attempting to hoist himself onto it. "Thunder" stops him in his tracks by pulling him down by the tights, but PAGE retaliates with a hard right hand and a boot to the stomach. PAGE Irish Whips LANE into the ropes and bounces off the opposite side, he's going for the "Cutthroat" (spear). "Thunder" leap frog splits over him as PAGE goes under and bounces off the rope behind LANE and "Jesus Christ!!!!!!" LANE hits a Backbody Drop with authority sending PAGE high into the air clearing the ropes back first into the cage causing him to fall head first on the apron between the cage and ropes as the crowd lets out a loud "OHHHHHHH!!!!!!" That just lit a fire under LANE's ass as he starts attacking a recovering SPARTAN. He lays hard rights and lefts to SPARTAN and then picks up the chair that was used earlier. He's lifting it up for the chairshot and......CRACK!!! Nobody saw that one coming as PAGE made his way back over the ropes and was met with a chair to the face that was originally for SPARTAN. With PAGE on his back "Thunder" lays the chair on top of his chest and stomach and pulls another chair down that's attached to the cage. With the chair in hand he grabs a dazed SPARTAN in a belly-to-belly form but holding the chair with both hands straddling it to SPARTANs back and "WHAT AN IMPACT BY THUNDER!!!!" He just nailed a chair assisted belly-to-belly suplex on top of the initial chair placed on JOSEPH PAGE, crushing his body and SPARTANs back at the same time!! The crowd is loving the violence chanting "THUN-DER-LANE! THUN-DER-LANE! THUN-DER-LANE!!!" LANE rises to his feet and flips the crowd off fast as the cheers quickly turns to boos. LANE looks at the carnage and bodies in the ring and figures he's had enough. He starts climbing the cage, and surprisingly PAGE is the first one that rises up. He's tugging at "Thunder's" boot and "Thunder" is trying to shake him off. On a side note it seems that a kendo stick has been unattached from the cage....SHHHWAP! SPARTAN's up! With the Kendo stick in hand as he blasts PAGE in the back of the head. PAGE turns around in awe.....SHHHWAP!! OH GOD!! A shot to the face by SPARTAN as PAGE goes down holding his face and rolling around in pain!! SHHHWAP, SHHHWAP, SHHHWAP, SHHHWAP, SHHHWAP, SHHHWAP!!!!! SPARTAN is going to town on "Thunder's" back with that Kendo stick as the crowd goes crazy!!! SPARTAN has stopped, looking for LANE to drop down, but his will and pride just won't let him, but he's barely hanging on! What's SPARTAN doing now!?!?!? He's taking "Thunder" off the cage himself, but in a different fashion? He's got LANE sitting over his shoulder in a power bomb position. SPARTANs running with "Thunder" seated on his shoulder...."MY GAWD!!!!!!!" SPARTAN just hit a running power bomb launching "Thunder" head first into the cage as he lands folded up onto the apron!!!! With that high impact toss it seems like he tried to throw him through the cage!!!The crowd is blowing the roof off the MCI Center with excitement and cheers!!!!! Those screams suddenly grow even louder as SPARTAN turns around and run right into the "Cutthroat" By a recovered JOSEPH PAGE!!!!!!

With both "Thunder" and "The Anarchist" down, PAGE makes the smart move and climbs up the cage. He's going up and neither SPARTAN nor LANE has even budged. JOE's at the complete top, and now over.....HE'S GONNA DO IT!!!!! PAGE is climbing down the outside of the cage.... we've ourselves a winner...wait a minute!! PAGE is going back up the fans are shocked and silent. PAGE is back at the complete top...he's standing on top of the cage trying to get his balance!!!! He's pointing at SPARTAN who is laid perfectly on his back in the middle of the ring. "NO JOE!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!! DON'T.....OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOD!!!!! PAGE landed a picture perfect flying elbow to the already broken body of JOHN SPARTAN from the very top of the steel cage!!!!! "HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!" The fans are going wild!!!!!!! Both men are destroyed as they lay flat on the floor, and look who's back up!! HANK "Thunder LANE has finally risen to his feet; back with ambition as it's now his turn to climb the cage without interruption! He's getting pretty far. He's crotch first on the top, one leg inside and one leg out, but SPARTAN and PAGE are up!! They put their differences aside as they both go up after LANE. "Thunder" is now legs over/torso in hanging on the cage. But SPARTAN and PAGE have already made it up the cage and their nailing LANE with punches in the head and on the back. They've got "Thunder" hooked by his arms....."WHAT THE....CHRIST NOOOOOO!!!!" The fans go wild as SPARTAN and PAGE hit a tag team hip toss on HANK bringing him back over and inside the cage, back and head first several feet down onto the mat!!!!!! IT'S NOT OVER!?!?!!? SPARTAN and PAGE are trading blows at the top of the cage and it seems as if PAGE is getting the better of the exchange. Heart Punch by PAGE!!!!! SPARTAN is hurt bad but he's still climbing up and is now seated on the top of the cage. PAGE still nailing him! PAGE is standing on the cage now, right next to SPARTAN. Great balance by PAGE as it seems he's attempting a move...."GEEZ!!!" hard low bow by SPARTAN!! PAGE is hurt, and JOHN is capitalizing. He's got "Mid-Day" over his shoulders now, both on top of the cage......"ANARCHY IN THE U.S.A OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!"."PAGE IS DOWN!!! PAGE IS DOWN!!!!!!!!! TOTAL ANARCHY IN THE RING!!!!!!" All three men are down as the fans give a round of applause to the warriors putting their bodies on the line.

After several moments HANK LANE is first to start getting back to his feet. He grabs a baseball bat from off of the cage and smacks JOSEPH PAGE in the legs with it. PAGE screams out in pain and grabs his left knee. LANE picks up the chair and hits PAGE across the head with it. PAGE collapses to the mat with blood gushing out of a cut on his forehead. 'Thunder' tosses the chair aside. He sees 'The Anarchist' JOHN SPARTAN getting to his feet in the corner. He walks over towards SPARTAN and the two men begin exchanging blows. SPARTAN ducks a right cross from LANE and connects with a clothesline using the chained up right arm. SPARTAN picks up LANE and power bombs him onto the steel chair. SPARTAN begins climbing the cage. PAGE makes it to his feet just in time to see SPARTAN. PAGE uses the ropes to help steady himself as he rushes over and begins climbing the cage near SPARTAN. SPARTAN sees him coming and stops near the top of the cage. SPARTAN tries to kick PAGE down but is unable to do so.

SPARTAN and PAGE begin fighting on top of the cage. PAGE ducks as SPARTAN attempts to hit him with the chain. He uses SPARTAN's momentum to flip him off of the cage. He tries to grab ahold of the cage to steady himself. His hands are covered with blood and sweat and he loses his grip. PAGE crashes to the mat. SPARTAN gets to his feet and grabs the steel chair. He turns to hit PAGE and is caught with a drop kick slamming the steel chair into SPARTANs face. SPARTAN reels backwards, Blood gushing from his busted nose. LANE gets to his feet just in time to avoid being hit by SPARTAN. He sidesteps and grabs a club wrapped in barbed wire. LANE swings it at PAGE, Hitting him in the arm. The barbed wire slices through skin. PAGE screams out in pain. LANE grabs PAGE and hurls him into SPARTAN. They crash together against the steel cage. LANE wipes the blood from his face and wipes his hands on his trunks. He turns and begins climbing the cage. SPARTAN and PAGE see what is going on and begin climbing at the same time. Soon all three are at the top of the cage.



They use what little strength they have left to get over the top and begin their descent.





It's a mad dash to the bottom!













The referee stands at the bottom watching closely to see which man hits the ground first......





















As he gets near the bottom JOSEPH PAGE jumps off of the cage reaching the floor just ahead of the other two as the Referee calls for the bell! JOSEPH PAGE has done it!

WINNER: JOSEPH PAGE

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2-on-2-on-2

TYLER DECKER &
RAYMOND HATCHER
-vs-
DAVIS STARFIRE &
GRANYTE
-vs-
THE DAWG LARRY ATKINS &
Any partner of The Dawg's choosing!

Tagging in/out required
3 separate corners
1 man from each team is legal at all times
Winning team gets a Tag Title #1 Contender Match


Cameras open up in the back to see GRANYTE and DAVIS STARFIRE both laid out and covered in blood! There are chairs thrown about, broken glass and tables are broken under each of their bodies. The camera pans around the room and we see a door closing.

Another camera view opens up in the hallway outside of that room and we see none other than RAYMOND HATCHER and TYLER DECKER! They must have gone into the locker room of GRANYTE and STARFIRE to take them out before the match!

The crowd lets out a chorus of boos as the X-TRON continues to show HATCHER and DECKER making their way through the back hallways and eventually right out onto the stage! The crowd continues to boo as they both make they way to the ring and act like they have no idea what the fans could possibly be booing.

MIKE MAYHEM has been announced as THE DAWG's partner for this match!

RAYMOND HATCHER and MICHEAL MAYHEM start off this Tag Team Attraction with HATCHER taking the early advantage as he muscles MAYHEM back into a set of buckles before bringing MAYHEM out with a Double Underhook Suplex! MAYHEM crashes to the mat with HATCHER stalking MAYHEM where he delivers a running neck breaker on MAYHEM as he attempts to get to his feet. HATCHER looks for the cover but MAYHEM kicks out at the 2 count. HATCHER reaches his feet where he looks to pick MAYHEM up off the mat only to have MAYHEM deliver a jaw breaker! MAYHEM springs to his feet where he delivers a jumping knee to the chin of HATCHER which takes RAYMOND back into a neutral corner. MAYHEM comes forward shooting HATCHER across the ring, HATCHER bounces off the buckles into a SPEAR by MAYHEM! MIKE reaches a vertical base before tagging in THE DAWG! THE DAWG enters the ring where he picks HATCHER up off the mat before peeling off a Belly to Belly Suplex which see's THE DAWG look for the victory, yet it's HATCHER whom is out at the 2 count! THE DAWG reaches his feet where he picks RAYMOND up off the mat before drilling him with a hard right hand. THE DAWG runs towards HATCHER looking for a clothesline, HATCHER ducks which sends THE DAWG bouncing off the ropes, THE DAWG looks for another clothesline that's countered by HATCHER with a Full Nelson Slam! The crowd pops as HATCHER makes the tag to DECKER who instantly climbs up to the top turnbuckle where he leaps off with a Flying Elbow Drop to THE DAWG! DECKER executes the cover only to garner a 2 count before THE DAWG throws a shoulder up off the mat.

DECKER reaches his feet where he picks THE DAWG up off the mat before driving him back into a set of buckles. He begins laying in European Style Uppercuts to the face of THE DAWG before attempting an Irish Whip across the ring! THE DAWG reverses and it's DECKER who bounces off the turnbuckles where he walks right into a Thunderous Chokeslam by THE DAWG! THE DAWG drops down making the cover, yet it's DECKER who throws a shoulder up off the mat before the three count. The crowd breaks out into boo's as THE DAWG begins choking DECKER right in front of the referee! THE DAWG breaks the choke at the Referee's 4 Count as to not get himself disqualified before reaching a vertical base where he picks DECKER up off the mat. He drives DECKER back into his corner where MAYHEM tags back into the contest. MAYHEM enters the ring where he delivers a throat thrust to DECKER which staggers DECKER back out towards the center of the ring. MAYHEM charges towards DECKER mowing him down with a running clothesline.

There's a mixed pop as MAYHEM executes the cover only garnering a 2 count. MAYHEM reaches his feet where he picks DECKER up off the mat before taking him back into a neutral corner. MAYHEM hoists DECKER up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle before stepping up to the middle ropes where he locks in a front face lock! The crowd's thinking Superplex yet it's DECKER who hammers away with fast right hands to the ribs of MAYHEM before delivering a headbut across the bridge of the nose which sends MAYHEM falling backwards off the ropes and crashing to the mat! The crowd comes a live as DECKER stands up on the top rope before leaping off with a Leg Drop across the throat of MAYHEM! The crowd starts rallying behind DECKER as he crawls towards his corner to tag in RAYMOND HATCHER!

HATCHER climbs up to the top rope where he measures MAYHEM! As MAYHEM starts stand to his feet it's HATCHER who leaps off the top rope with a Missile Dropkick to a huge pop from the crowd! HATCHER quickly makes the cover hooking the closest leg!! The crowd boo's as THE DAWG enters the ring where he pulls HATCHER off the cover before the three count can be made! DECKER re-enters the ring where he charges towards THE DAWG looking to send him over the top rope and to the floor, yet THE DAWG is the man who elevates DECKER out to the floor with a back body drop! The referee's back is turned towards MR. DAWG as he looks to get him out of the ring. HATCHER reaches his feet only to catch a low blow from MAYHEM upon attempting to pick him up off the mat. The crowd boo's as MAYHEM reaches his feet where he follows up with a Pump Handle Slam! MAYHEM reaches his feet where he calls for his finishing move, only THE DAWG reaches over the top rope tagging himself back into the contest. Mayhem has a shocked expression across his face as THE DAWG enters the ring.

THE DAWG sizes HATCHER up as he starts working his way to his feet. Out on the floor DECKER reaches his feet where he yanks MAYHEM off the ring apron which causes MAYHEM face to bounces off the apron! In the ring THE DAWG catches HATCHER with a boot to the midsection before attempting an OUTSIDERS EDGE!! The crowd pop as DECKER rolls into the ring where he quickly reaches his feet and manages to yank both legs of HATCHER helping him shift the momentum! THE DAWG spins around where he met with a double boot to the midsection by DECKER and HATCHER before being driven into the mat with a DOUBLE DDT! The crowd roars, yet the referee is forced to turn his attention towards DECKER who is in the ring illegally! Out on the floor MAYHEM pulls a chair out from under the ring! He slides into the ring where he bashes HATCHER in the face with a violent chair shot before throwing the chair out to the floor followed by dragging THE DAWG back towards their corner! MAYHEM escapes the ring to the ring apron just as the referee finally gets DECKER out of the ring! MAYHEM tags himself into the match where he signals for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! MAYHEM reaches down picking HATCHER up off the mat before hoisting him up in the air to deliver the DVD! Suddenly HATCHER quickly drives vicious elbows to the jaw of MAYHEM before sliding down his back. MAYHEM spins around where he's planted with a boot to the midsection followed by the IMPROVEMENT PLEX!

...1















...2



















...THREE!

WINNERS: RAYMOND HATCHER & TYLER DECKER

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1-on-1

SINCERE LEE WILD
-vs-
TFG

Standard Match


Both competitors are in the ring but before this match can get underway SINCERE LEE WILD demands a microphone.

SINCERE LEE WILD: I was going to waste my time with you... but instead I've got other plans.

She snaps her fingers. Suddenly the crowd boos intently as ALL the members of HOMICIDE come out through various spots in the crowd! They all enter the ring where a massive gang style beating begins to take place! JOSE, GILMOUR, DAWN, JOHN SPARTAN and MR. XWF work over TFG before MR. XWF picks him up off the mat and drills him with ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! As the rest of HOMICIDE continues beating the piss out of TFG we see LEE WILD roll out to the floor where she produces a SUPER SOAKER 300! Backpack and all!

LEE WILD slides back into the ring before pumping up the Super Soaker 300! The smell of gasoline fills the air as she pumps up the Super Soaker... IT'S FILLED WITH GASOLINE!!!

The crowd roars as LEE WILD begins spraying... the members of HOMICIDE!

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

SINCERE LEE WILD is covering her own stable-mates in gasoline! What's going on!? THE FANS ARE LOVING IT!

PETER GILMOUR and DAWN get covered in most of the gasoline blast! SINCERE LEE WILD sprays everyone, then produces a BOOK OF MATCHES!

Before HOMICIDE can attack her, LEE WILD strikes a match and tosses it on GILMOUR, setting him on FIRE! The Tag Team known as DAWN is next to get set a blaze!

OH MY GOD! THEY'RE BURNING!

SPARTAN, MR. XWF, and JOSE CHAVEZ quickly escape the ring as Crew members frantically use fire extinguishers to put GILMOUR and DAWN out respectively. GILMOUR is fine but SERIOUSLY PISSED! Both members of DAWN aren't doing as well, but they're still getting up on their own accord after some recovery time.

Suddenly SHANE CARVER jumps over the barricade from this sea of screaming fans!

HE PULLS A LIVE GRENADE OUT OF HIS TRENCH COAT!!! He looks at the members of HOMICIDE and he pulls a mic out of his coat pocket while holding the grenade up high with his other hand.

CARVER: GET TO THE BACK. NOW! This isn't even a situation where you scumbags can blackmail me because we ALL LOSE if I pull the pin out of this damn grenade! Now get to the back!

The HOMICIDE members all return to the back as the fans are not quite sure what to make of this! SHANE CARVER and SINCERE LEE WILD look at each other and are both smiling. SHANE reaches into his coat pocket and produces a second mic, which he hands over to SINCERE LEE WILD.

The fans are buzzing as the world waits to hear the explanation behind this!

CARVER: In case it wasn't apparent here... THE WINNER OF THE MATCH! NONE OTHER THAN SINCERE LEE WILD!

The crowd roars a mixed reaction as SINCERE LEE WILD prepares to speak!

SINCERE LEE WILD: It's going to be on Facebook, hell even the Twittersphere probably, across the whole damn Social Network. Everyone will be scratching their heads asking the same question.....why? Why did SINCERE LEE WILD turn on Homicide "The Natural Attraction" a group she had so much influence in helping create?

SINCERE LEE WILD paused listening as the fans cheered her name.

SINCERE LEE WILD: So this is what it takes to get the adoration of the fans huh....

SINCERE LEE WILD paused for a moment again as they continued cheering even louder.

SINCERE LEE WILD: Well guess what? I don't want your damn adoration, in fact I want you all to shut the hell up and listen to what I have to say because I didn't turn my back on Homicide for you to love and worship me.

The cheers quickly turned to boos a familiar sound for the Video Vixen which created a smile on her face.

SINCERE LEE WILD: You see, I am an opportunist. When I see the chance of possibly killing two birds with one stone, I don't care if it looks like a waste of my time, I'm going to jump all over it and that exactly what Homicide did for me. You see this was all an elaborate scheme orchestrated by possibly the only man with any talent or brains in this company....SHANE CARVER. Form an alliance with Homicide help build them up only to break them back down, find out who is or isn't on SHANE's side, which after the last few weeks proves to only be myself. And as far as TRISTAN SLATER, I told him and everyone else that he had something I wanted - the United States Championship title... And what I want I always get so you all might as well already call me the new US CHAMPION.

CARVER: She's got a damn good point people. Besides, I just received word that the "official" US Champion CHUCK has decided NOT to return to action. Apparently that piece of trash TRISTAN SLATER embarrassed him so badly that he just isn't going to show his face again. Yet another reason SLATER has increasingly grown on my bad side, not to mention the fact that he has continued to fail in his so-called promise to rid the XWF of HOMICIDE! He couldn't stop HOMICIDE but SINCERE LEE WILD has delivered what just might be the death blow here tonight!

SINCERE LEE WILD: It's actually very simple, on the surface I knew Homicide "The Natural Attraction" had nothing to offer me they are a talentless group, the joke of this company. Seriously why would I associate myself with them when I have more talent than all of them combined. And as far as SLATER were actually more alike than anyone thinks, like him I'm not the type of wrestler to just sit around and wait for others to give me respect and adoration I truly deserve. I'm not going to quietly wait for my turn, hoping people eventually sees the superstar in me that I have known all along. I am not going to lay down, dissolve in the ranking and just be forgotten mid-card material, no I am going to be handed the world on a platter. In fact, realistically I would have to bang on the office doors anywhere else to get a single shot at a title, there are just simply too many assholes to accommodate for nowadays. Luckily for me SHANE CARVER isn't one of those assholes, he sees the potential in me and he has since day one that's why he hired me to stir up drama in this company, and to finally clean up the trash, and fortunate for me I helped put a lot of the trash into one pile known as Homicide which will make it easier for me to clean up.

CARVER: That's right! And did you all like how I set up RICKY RAIDER for termination by pretending I actually had faith in him to stop SINCERE LEE WILD in her debut match? Please. That was entirely because I knew RAIDER was always going to be a problem to me if he stuck around so I added the stipulation that he's be fired if he lost... AND HE LOST.

The fans mostly boo as CARVER laughs and allows LEE WILD to continue.

SINCERE LEE WILD: That was a great night and a great way to make my debut but it's only going to get better and better. SINCERE LEE WILD is the future of the X-treme Wrestling Federation, that just rolls off your tongue. When you hear that, you can't argue with how natural it sounds. It's so natural sounding, it should have already been a reality, I am the true "Natural Attraction" of this company. I have ruined countless career, dissolved numerous dreams, and entertained everyone in the process. You can only thank your fame and stardom on the fact that you have stolen things that you did not earn, or the fact that people chuckle every time you have some witty smartass insult. I fucking spray-painted myself yellow, bought a long ass ladder, climbed into the sky, and fought with the constellations until I was allowed to be a star. Why? Because I am SINCERE LEE WILD, and I am damn worth it. So let me lighten your load TRISTAN and take back this U.S Champion and at Impact I challenge anyone to face me so that we can finally have a true U.S Champion in the XWF.

SINCERE LEE WILD dropped her microphone and grabbed the hand of SHANE CARVER, lifting it into the air. SHANE twirls her body into his and begins kissing her!

WHAT?!

They continue to kiss as the crowd shows their support with another generous wave of boos. How disgusting!

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There is a brief intermission for about 7 minutes after SHANE and SINCERE LEE WILD's display. Many of the fans remain in shock over what they just saw and many of the men watching are extremely jealous!

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1-on-1

KRAVEN
-vs-
"The King of Wrestling" PETER GILMOUR

Guest Ref: Mr. XWF
X-treme Rules Match


MR. XWF is first to make his way out to the ring as the fans boo him horrendously. He mouths off to them, flicks them off, grabs his balls, and even threatens to strike some of the fans as he makes his way down to the ring. He's wearing a black and white striped shirt with matching mask for the special occasion of being a referee!

Suddenly MR. XWF points to the X-TRON and it shows us a scene backstage... GILMOUR is shoving KRAVEN through a cheap wall! They go right through the wall and end up in another room where JOHN SPARTAN is waiting and he begins stomping on KRAVEN along with PETER GILMOUR's wild stomping and kicking! The fans boo as MR. XWF claps and gives a thumbs up to the action he sees up on the big screen! GILMOUR seems very angry and still has marks all over him from getting set on fire by SINCERE LEE WILD earlier tonight!

Finally they fight their way out from the back, onto the stage. GILMOUR and SPARTAN deliver a huge double chokeslam to KRAVEN on the steel as the fans roar their disapproval. MR. XWF continues to applaud the action and shout "YES!" over and over again. SPARTAN returns to the back as GILMOUR drags KRAVEN down the ramp and toward the ring. He calls up to MR. XWF for some help getting KRAVEN into the ring so MR. XWF quickly comes to help... BY STOMPING ON KRAVEN A FEW TIMES!

The fans are beginning to throw garbage at MR. XWF and PETER GILMOUR.

MR. XWF gets back into the ring and starts shouting out orders! He yells at both men, ordering them to bring the action into the ring. He also orders a Big Mac with a large fry and a Coke with no ice. GILMOUR laughs as he pulls KRAVEN up and rolls him into the ring, following close behind him. Both MR. XWF and PETER GILMOUR take some time just walking around in the ring swatting at various pieces of garbage that the fans are tossing at them. MR. XWF taunts the fans unmercifully as PETER GILMOUR flicks off some people in the front row who have a "Gilmour Sucks" sign!

After a few moments the fans suddenly start to come alive as KRAVEN is beginning to stir! PETER GILMOUR has his back turned to KRAVEN so KRAVEN quickly gets to his feet and clobbers GILMOUR in the back of the head! GILMOUR stumbles forward and then instinctively ducks under another swing from KRAVEN. GLIMOUR pushes KRAVEN against the ropes and whips him to the other side, GLIMOUR ducks a clothesline but gets caught on the rebound, before KRAVEN can even think of a cover however, GLIMOUR has rolled out of the way and is back on his feet. KRAVEN goes for a right hand, but it's blocked by GLIMOUR who lays a serious of his own rights to KRAVEN face and body, backing him to the corner.

GLIMOUR takes control and tries to whip KRAVEN into the corner; KRAVEN reverses this and sends GLIMOUR into the turnbuckle, as KRAVEN immediately throws his entire body on top of GLIMOUR, crushing him into the turnbuckle. As GLIMOUR stumbles out of the corner, KRAVEN hoists him up by his side to deliver a sidewalk slam and goes for the pin. MR. XWF gets down reluctantly to make the count...

......................1















....still just 1















....KICKOUT! GLIMOUR lifts a shoulder up at one, causing KRAVEN to become frustrated at the slow count of MR. XWF; he ignores this for now however and continues working on GLIMOUR. KRAVEN begins to bring GLIMOUR to his feet only to be met with a thumb to they eye, MR. XWF ignores this and while KRAVEN's back is turned, GLIMOUR takes advantage with a side Russian leg-sweep. GLIMOUR goes for the pin.

...1

...2

KICKOUT! Despite the quick count, KRAVEN manages to get a shoulder up; GLIMOUR is frustrated and begins stomping at KRAVEN, he throws himself against the ropes and lands a leg drop straight across the throat of KRAVEN. He goes for the cover again.

...1

...2

KICKOUT! KRAVEN refuses to be beaten by the fast count of MR. XWF and again gets his shoulders off the mat. GLIMOUR brings KRAVEN to his feet and hooks his head to try and perform a vertical suplex; KRAVEN uses his strength to keep GLIMOUR planted on his feet, KRAVEN reverses the suplex sending GLIMOUR onto the back of his neck. Both men are down and slowly get back to their feet. KRAVEN is up first, but as he turns around GLIMOUR is making a run at KRAVEN, but KRAVEN drops his body forward and sends GLIMOUR over the top rope with a huge elevated backdrop to the outside.

GLIMOUR is down on the outside but is beginning to stand up, KRAVEN sees his opportunity, throws himself against the ropes and launches himself over the top rope to the outside, only for GLIMOUR to dive out of the way out of instinct, sending KRAVEN face first off the announce table. MR. XWF shouts at GLIMOUR to roll him back into the ring and get the pin, but GLIMOUR has other ideas. He walks over to the timekeeper and grabs a steel chair; GLIMOUR begins savagely beating KRAVEN's head and body with the steel with shot after shot. Eventually he tires and begins tearing apart the announce table, he grabs the monitor from the table and stalks KRAVEN who is now standing not to far from the ring post, as KRAVEN turns around, GLIMOUR runs at the big man, KRAVEN catches GLIMOUR with a drop toe hold sending GLIMOUR face first through the TV monitor.

As GLIMOUR lifts his head up, his forehead is doused in blood, KRAVEN struggles to get to his feet and the chair shots have obviously taken their toll. As GLIMOUR gets to his knees, KRAVEN picks up the steel chair and smashes it into GLIMOUR's open wound. GLIMOUR is out of it, and a look of concern is spread across MR. XWF's mask. KRAVEN then takes full control and drags GLIMOUR over to the destroyed announcers table, KRAVEN lifts all 265 pounds of GLIMOUR's dead weight over his head and stares at MR. XWF whilst he does it, as he sets up to send GLIMOUR through the table, however, GLIMOUR wriggles out and lands just behind KRAVEN, he pushes KRAVEN into the ring post and as KRAVEN stumbles back, GLIMOUR wraps his arms around his waist and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!

Cries of "HOLY SHIT" echo around the arena as both men lay lifeless on the concrete floor. MR. XWF doesn't know how to feel as a bloody Peter GLIMOUR slowly gets to his feet in a daze, clutching the ring apron for support. GLIMOUR finally gets to his feet and drags KRAVEN, pushing him back into the ring, GLIMOUR crawls into the cover as MR. XWF laughs and begins a slow, cocky count.

...1













...2

















KICKOUT! KRAVEN KICKS OUT! MR. XWF is in shock, and anger as KRAVEN again kicks out. In a fit of frustration he leaves the ring and picks up the discarded steel chair, he re-enters the ring and stalks KRAVEN, as KRAVEN slowly gets to his feet, MR. XWF swings the chair wildly, only for KRAVEN to duck and GLIMOUR gets a chair shot straight to the skull, sending him freefalling to the mat. MR. XWF turns around and is caught by the throat by KRAVEN's huge hand. KRAVEN talks trash to MR. XWF, but sees GLIMOUR lying lifeless on the ground. KRAVEN smiles and lets go of MR. XWF; he drags GLIMOUR to the center of the ring and covers him. MR. XWF reluctantly gets down to make the count.

...1











.......and still 1











.............................he's slowly dropping his hand for a possible 2 count...











...2

















...still 2...



















KICKOUT! GLIMOUR KICKS OUT! MR. XWF looks relieved, but KRAVEN is pissed off and immediately goes for MR. XWF, he wraps his hand around his throat and delivers a huge chokeslam out of complete frustration. GLIMOUR struggles to his feet as KRAVEN stares down at MR. XWF, he sees GLIMOUR struggling to his feet and stalks him for the LETHAL INJECTION, as GLIMOUR is at his feet, KRAVEN runs full speed only to be sent into the ring post, shoulder first, KRAVEN stumbled back out of the corner and runs straight into GLIMOUR'S DOOMSDAY! GLIMOUR goes for the cover, but MR. XWF is still down!



GLIMOUR crawls over to MR. XWF and tries to help him up...



GILMOUR starts pulling hard at MR. XWF's spandex sleeve as MR. XWF looks completely dazed.







MR. XWF somehow staggers to his feet and falls into GILMOUR's chest...











GILMOUR grabs MR. XWF's shoulders and shakes him violently to try and snap him out of this state...















Suddenly MR. XWF instinctively slings PETER GILMOUR's arm up and over for a ROCK BOTTOM!















BUT HE STOPS!











HE STOPS JUST BEFORE DELIVERING IT!





MR. XWF releases GILMOUR and then shakes his head like he's shaking off the cobwebs. MR. XWF laughs and GILMOUR joins in as both men laugh about how close we were to seeing a Rock Bottom to the wrong guy again.

MR. XWF: Don't worry buddy the next time you get a Rock Bottom from me is going to be the day you're getting beaten out of Homicide TNA... so you're good for now. Go ahead and pin him!

GILMOUR's eyes widen after hearing that! He's not sure how to take that but MR. XWF keeps gesturing for him to pin KRAVEN, so he eventually does...

MR. XWF delivers another rather quick count...

...1

...2

...KICKOUT!

GILMOUR can't believe it! MR. XWF looks very annoyed and shakes his head.

KRAVEN fights back to his feet and whips GILMOUR against the ropes, GILMOUR ducks under a big boot attempt on the way back and continues running toward the opposite ropes now, and as GILMOUR bounces back toward KRAVEN he ends up hoisted onto KRAVEN's shoulders and right into a LIGHTS OUT! (i.e. firemans carry into a diamond cutter!)

KRAVEN covers GILMOUR as MR. XWF looks on in complete shock and amazement!

...1











......still 1...











.....MR. XWF is taking his sweet time again!













...........2















................still 2.....

















....MR. XWF begins to lower his hand toward a possible 3 count very slowly...





















ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! MR. XWF couldn't take anymore and had to Rock Bottom KRAVEN!

He quickly pulls GILMOUR on top of KRAVEN and wastes no time in delivering the count!

...1



...2




















...KICKOUT! WHAAAT!

MR. XWF and GILMOUR both are in shock! They look at each other as MR. XWF yells something at GILMOUR about letting KRAVEN kick out of a Rock Bottom. MR. XWF then turns his attention to KRAVEN... LIGHTS OUT! MR. XWF IS DOWN!

GILMOUR can't believe his eyes as he charges KRAVEN and kicks him hard in the side of the head. GILMOUR then kicks KRAVEN hard in the groin and delivers THE GILMOUR CUTTER! (i.e. RKO!)

GILMOUR covers KRAVEN and reaches over to MR. XWF's limp hand who is still out cold. GILMOUR quickly slaps MR. XWF's hand down for the count!

...1



















...2



















...THREE!

GILMOUR has emerged victorious after quite an insane match and MR. XWF isn't even conscious!

WINNER: PETER GILMOUR

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Before the main event match, IAN "Meltdown" JOHNSON comes down to the ring. He pushes a wheelbarrow full of yard tools, including spikes, two weedwackers, lighters, two sets of bolt cutters, and other various equipment. IAN drops the wheelbarrow off next to the ring. He then motions for something to come from the back. At his command, a forklift carrying a large stack of tables makes its way down to the ring. The forklift drops the stack of tables off in the entranceway before the ring.

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MAIN EVENT

THE XWF CHAMPIONSHIP

5-way


"The Phoenix" ERIC LEWIS
-vs-
THE TRISTAN SLATER
-vs-
DANNY WOLF
-vs-
ARSENIC
-vs-
JOSE CHAVEZ


HELL IN A CELL
Guest Ref: SHANE CARVER
1 Fall




The lights go out and a pair of yellow eyes appear on the X-Tron. The distorted intro begins to play as the eyes become larger. At 0:34 the spotlight finds the guitarist on the stage as he begins playing the riff. At 0:55 the lights shoot up and neon blue pyro shoots off the stage. At 1:15 Danny Wolf appears on stage to a huge ovation, he stands there waiting for a few seconds and then he walks with purpose towards the cell, slapping the hands of a few fans on his way down the ramp. He walks towards the cell as CARVER opens the door to let him in, they exchange stern glances as Wolf enters the cell, he pushes the steel as if to test it and waits inside the ring until the song is played.

The lights in the arena dim as a violin plays over the PA. The crowd cheers in anticipation as the music builds to a crescendo, and just as the record scratching hits, two balls of fire ignite from the ring, as the vocals to "Out on Front Street" kick in. The lights come back on to reveal "The Phoenix" Eric Lewis, dressed in his ring gear and his cloak, kneeling in the center of the ring on his right knee, head raised to the roof and hands pointing to the ceiling. Once the crowd realizes who is in the center of the ring, they go ecstatic. In what seems like one swift motion, Eric Lewis goes from a kneeling position into a hands-free back somersault, landing on his feet, swinging his arms down towards his sides as he is announced...

From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds. "The Phoenix" Eric Lewis!

Next, the lights in the arena go out as the opening guitar riff of "Black Star" by Carcass blasts through the speakers. Once the drums and bass enter, two strobe lights start flashing alternately, one red, the other silver. After a moment Arsenic steps out onto the ramp with an intense, focused look on his face. He walks slowly and steadily to the ring, making sure that all eyes are on him.

"Headlines" by Drake hits the speakers as JOSE CHAVEZ, leader of HOMICIDE "The Natural Attraction" makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. He looks like he is completely disgusted by these fans as they boo him.

Suddenly there's a blackout throughout the entire arena which brings the crowd to a fever pitch as a voice is heard coming over the loud speaker...

"HE'S HERE!"

A large black tarp that extends to the ceiling of the rafters drops to the floor revealing... BON F**KING JOVI on stage with his band!



Upon finishing starting the first verse the crowd roars louder as THE TRISTAN SLATER makes his way out to the top of the ramp. He turns to his left to the stage where he does an OUTSIDER style point towards BON JOVI. The rock legend points back at THE TRISTAN SLATER before we see THE TRISTAN SLATER start walking towards the ominous Hell in a Cell eyeing up the four men who have already entered.

The crowd sings along with BON JOVI.

Yes this is actually happening.

BON JOVI is owning BAD MEDICINE!

THE TRISTAN SLATER steps through the Cell door before slamming it shut behind him. SHANE CARVER then locks the door with his very own Pad Lock before placing the key in his crotch. Nasty Bastard.

THE TRISTAN SLATER slides into the ring upon the closing of the song. Completely showing up Black Label Society with Bon Jovi.

DING...DING...DING....

The crowd explodes as the opening bell to you Main Event tolls. THE TRISTAN SLATER, ARSENIC, DANNY WOLF, and ERIC LEWIS all make eye contact, and with a simply nod from SLATER the four instantly begin mugging JOSE CHAVEZ! The crowd roars as the four on one assault drops CHAVEZ to the mat before it's DANNY WOLF who reaches down picking CHAVEZ up off the mat. He hoists him up with a Military Press before running towards the ropes where he lawn darts CHAVEZ into the side of the Cell! CHAVEZ bounces off the Cell falling some 7 feet to the floor! The crowd roars as WOLF rolls out to the floor leaving ARSENIC, THE TRISTAN SLATER, and ERIC LEWIS in the ring. ARSENIC and SLATER bum rush LEWIS driving him back into a set of buckles before double teaming him with boots and right hands. Out on the floor DANNY WOLF picks CHAVEZ up before whipping him into the Cell wall! CHAVEZ bounces off the Cell ducking under a WOLF clothesline. WOLF spins around where he's met by a JOSE who spring boards off the ring apron with a Missile Dropkick! In the ring SLATER sends LEWIS over the top rope and to the floor! ARSENIC comes up behind SLATER rolling him up with a School Boy!

...1

...2

SLATER kicks out where both he and ARSENIC are quickly to their feet. They stare at each other before each shrug their shoulders before a heated exchange of right hands to a roar from the crowd! SLATER and ARSENIC stand toe to toe, blow for blow as ERIC LEWIS tosses the ring apron back pulling out a toolbox. He flips the lid of the box before pulling out a can of WD-40 and a lighter! Around the ring CHAVEZ drives DANNY WOLF face first into the mesh of the steel before raking his face across the steel! JOSE spins DANNY around where he hammers with a European Uppercut. ERIC LEWIS comes around the ring, JOSE looks to send WOLF towards LEWIS, WOLF reverses and it's JOSE who's sent towards ERIC LEWIS who lights the light before spraying WD-40 into the flame which is sent into the face of CHAVEZ! The crowd gasps at the violence in the early goings as CHAVEZ hits the floor clutching at his mask! In the ring THE TRISTAN SLATER and ARSENIC continue their exchange of right hands before SLATER thumbs ARSENIC in the eye!

THE TRISTAN SLATER throws ARSENIC back into a set of buckles before stomping away at his midsection before dropping ARSENIC to the mat where he continues stomping away at ARSENIC. Out on the floor DANNY WOLF rolls back into the ring as ERIC LEWIS begins to stomp away at JOSE CHAVEZ before tossing back the ring apron once again where he pulls out a Barbwire Wrapped Steel Chair! In the ring DANNY WOLF reaches his feet, SLATER spins around where he's split in half by ANIMAL INSTINCT by WOLF! SLATER rolls out to the floor clutching his chest. ARSENIC reaches his feet where he's met by DANNY WOLF and a clothesline back into the buckles. WOLF shoots ARSENIC across the ring into the opposite set of buckles before charging in after him where he eats a reverse elbow. ARSENIC comes out of the corner with a boot to the midsection before delivering a Hangman's DDT! ARSENIC makes a second cover!

...1

...2

DANNY WOLF kicks out. Out on the floor ERIC LEWIS measures JOSE CHAVEZ who pulls himself to his feet only to be blasted in the skull with a violent shot with the Barbwire Wrapped Steel Chair that sends CHAVEZ back to the floor with a massive HOLY SHIT chant from the crowd. SLATER is shown getting to his feet, LEWIS comes around the where he taps SLATER on his shoulder. SLATER spins around where he's busted wide open from a sickening shot to the face with the Barbwire Steel Chair! In the ring ARSENIC picks DANNY WOLF up off the mat before delivering a over head release belly to belly suplex!

ERIC LEWIS slides back into the ring where he catches ARSENIC with a jab to the midsection with the chair that doubles him over for LEWIS to smack ARSENIC across the back with the Barbwire Chair that shreds into the back of ARSENIC cutting him open in various places as he hits the mat rolling out to the floor. LEWIS turns his attention towards DANNY WOLF who pushes himself to his feet. ERIC LEWIS looks to wack WOLF in the skull but it's LEWIS who's met with a boot to the midsection causing him to drop the chair. The crowd roars as WOLF Powerbombs ERIC LEWIS on the Barbwire Chair! WOLF makes the cover on LEWIS!

...1







...2







From out of nowhere JOSE CHAVEZ spingboards off the top rope connecting with a leg drop across the back of WOLF's neck breaking the pinfall attempt. CHAVEZ is the first to his feet where picks up WOLF before throwing him through the ropes and out to the floor. CHAVEZ picks ERIC LEWIS up off the mat before shooting him into the ropes. LEWIS bounces off the ropes and into a Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker! CHAVEZ picks up the Barbwire Wrapped Chair before laying it across the face of ERIC LEWIS. CHAVEZ runs towards the ropes where he spingboards off the middle rope with a Moonsault directly on to the Barbwire Wrapped Chair driving it not only into LEWIS's chest but his own! Another HOLY SHIT chant filters throughout the arena as CHAVEZ bleeds from his torso before tossing the chair off ERIC LEWIS before making the cover. SHANE CARVER reluctantly drops down making the count.

...1







...2







ERIC LEWIS kicks out! Out on the floor a bloody TRISTAN SLATER is shown reaching his feet before sliding into the ring where he reaches his feet. CHAVEZ's back is to SLATER as he argues with CARVER's count. THE TRISTAN SLATER seizes the opportunity to come up behind CHAVEZ where he peals off a Bridging German Suplex!

...1











...2











CHAVEZ kicks out! Out on the floor DANNY WOLF and ARSENIC have gotten to a vertical base where they're each shown digging under the ring on opposite sides of the ring. The crowd pops as WOLF pulls out a TABLE while ARSENIC pulls out a LADDER! SLATER reaches down picking CHAVEZ up off the mat before nailing him with a hard right hand that staggers CHAVEZ back towards the ropes. SLATER charges towards CHAVEZ looking to send him over the top rope with a clothesline, CHAVEZ manages to duck and elevate SLATER over the top rope and into the CELL! SLATER hits the Cell before falling to the floor where he lands hard! WOLF slides the TABLE in the ring before sliding back into the ring where he's met with a running elbow drop to the back of the neck by CHAVEZ. Meanwhile ARSENIC is in the ring with the LADDER and as JOSE reaches his feet ARSENIC charges forward blasting him in the face with the head of the Ladder which knocks CHAVEZ back out to the floor! ARSENIC places the head in between the Ladder while hoisting it over his shoulder. ERIC LEWIS and DANNY WOLF start to get to their feet, ARSENIC spins around bashing LEWIS in the side of the head knocking him back to the mat, he continues spinning in a circle where he nails DANNY WOLF in the face knocking him back to the mat before getting dizzy and falling on his ass. Out on the floor THE TRISTAN SLATER is shown pulling himself to his feet as blood pours down his face.

Across the ring out on the floor is JOSE CHAVEZ who's working his way to his feet as well. ARSENIC removes the Ladder from his head before pulling himself to his feet where he's shown setting up the Table that DANNY WOLF has introduced to the party. ARSENIC sets the table up before reaching down and picking ERIC LEWIS up off the mat before backing him up into the ropes. ARSENIC fires ERIC LEWIS across the ring, yet it's LEWIS who shocks the crowd with a Handspring Elbow to ARSENIC which sends him to the mat. ERIC picks DANNY WOLF up off the mat before driving him head first into the table that's been set up before rolling WOLF on top of the table. The crowd roars as LEWIS points to the top rope! LEWIS steps out to the ring apron before making his way up the turnbuckles, but before he can muster up an offensive move it's JOSE CHAVEZ who reaches the ring apron, he shakes the ropes causing LEWIS to drop down and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle! CHAVEZ steps through the ropes before stepping up to the middle rope, followed by the top rope where he peels off a Hurincanranna on LEWIS which sends LEWIS crashing on top of DANNY WOLF sending them both through the TABLE!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! With ARSENIC down and with SLATER staggering on the outside of the ring JOSE quickly makes the cover on LEWIS!

...1













...2















LEWIS kicks out! The crowd can't believe it! Neither can JOSE! CHAVEZ quickly cuts his eyes towards CARVER before turning his attention towards DANNY WOLF where he executes the cover on him!

...1





















...2





















From out of nowhere it's ARSENIC crashing on top of JOSE breaking the pinfall attempt at the final second! ARSENIC is the first to his feet where he picks JOSE up off the mat before sending him right shoulder first into the ring post! Out on the floor SLATER is shown wiping the blood away from his face, he gazes at his blood soaked palms of his hands before turning his attention towards the ring steps! SLATER separates the steel steps where he tosses the top portion of the stairs into the ring! SLATER slides into the ring where he's shown picking up the STEEL STEPS! He's not. He won't... suddenly ERIC LEWIS is shown reaching his feet, SLATER charges towards LEWIS blasting him in the face with the STEEL STEPS!

SLATER JUST USED A WEAPON!

The crowd roars in approval!

ARSENIC spins around where he too is met with a vicious shot to the skull with the steel steps before SLATER finally drops them in the ring. The crowd explodes as SLATER looks around where he takes notice of the Barbwire Wrapped Chair that opened him up earlier in the contest. He picks up the Barbwire Wrapped Chair before turning his attention towards DANNY WOLF who is nearing a vertical base. As he stands to his feet SLATER drills him in the face with a wicked shot from the Barbwire Wrapped Chair which spits DANNY wide ass open! SLATER drops the chair as he's shown making the cover on WOLF! He hooks the nearest leg!

...1





















...2





















NO! JOSE CHAVEZ manages to pull SLATER off WOLF before the three count can be rendered! CHAVEZ quickly picks SLATER up off the mat before driving him into the top portion of the Steel Steps with a DDT! With no one in site to make a save we see JOSE quickly cover SLATER hooking the closest leg!

...1





















...2





















The crowd explodes for SLATER who throws a shoulder up off the mat before the fatal three count. DANNY WOLF is seen rolling out to the floor, blood flowing from his face as he reaches under the ring pulling out a black back of some type before placing it in a neutral corner. In the ring JOSE is to his feet where he picks up the Ladder before placing it against a set of buckles. His attention is diverted to the ring apron where ERIC LEWIS springboards off the top rope with a Missile Dropkick to CHAVEZ! ARSENIC, bleeding as well is to his feet where he charges towards LEWIS looking for a running clothesline, LEWIS ducks his head elevating ARSENIC up and over with a Back Body Drop on the Ladder that's positioned in the corner! The crowd roars at the brutality! ERIC turns his attention towards the ring steps where he manages to hoist them up off the mat before charging towards the ropes closest to DANNY WOLF! LEWIS throws the top portion of the steel steps of the top rope and towards DANNY WOLF! WOLF see's it coming and drops to the floor out of harms way which sends the steps crashing into the side of the Cell with such force it causes the Cell to give way on that particular corner which gives the athletes a way out of the Cell!

In the ring THE TRISTAN SLATER is slowly working his way to his feet, he staggers towards ERIC LEWIS who's unaware SLATER is coming up behind him. LEWIS spins around where he's met with a boot to the chest before SLATER looks to deliver the Flip Piledriver! LEWIS reverses with a back body drop sending SLATER back to the mat. The crowd roars as DANNY WOLF peels the CELL back from where the steel steps went through and escapes the Cell to the floor! JOSE CHAVEZ rolls out to the floor where he FOLLOWS WOLF! WOLF and CHAVEZ begin trading right hands! In the ring ARSENIC is shown crawling towards that black bag while ERIC LEWIS continues to work over a battered and bloody SLATER. ARSENIC reaches the black bag before pulling himself to his feet. He unties the bag before dumping the contents in the ring! A massive reaction is heard from the crowd as ARSENIC is shown dumping THUMB TACKS and SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS in a 3 foot section of the ring! ERIC LEWIS attempts to pick SLATER up off the mat yet it's SLATER who counters with a jaw breaker which staggers LEWIS backwards towards ARSENIC who without hesitation hoists LEWIS up in a Torture Rack position before turning it into a modified Death Valley Driver into the shards of glass and thumbtacks! The crowd gasps as ARSENIC is free to make the cover!

...1





























...2





























NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THE TRISTAN SLATER barely manages to break the pinfall attempt which forces this contest to continue! Out on the floor DANNY WOLF is shown catapulting CHAVEZ towards the Cell! CHAVEZ, like spiderman latches on to the side of the Cell before STARTING TO CLIMB TO THE TOP! WOLF reaches his feet where he shrugs his shoulders with a smile on his face before climbing up the Cell after CHAVEZ! In the ring all three men are down which sends everyone's attention to CHAVEZ who reaches the top of the Cell! He's followed intently by DANNY WOLF! CHAVEZ is the first to his feet where he catches WOLF with a kick to the ribs as he attempts to stand up! The crowd roars as CHAVEZ picks DANNY up before suplexing him on top of the Cell! CHAVEZ motions towards the locker room area. The crowd roars with boo's as MR. XWF is shown backing a truck towards ringside with a plethera of TABLES! CHAVEZ begins to stomp away at WOLF giving MR. XWF time to park the truck before hopping out where he starts setting up table after table after table at the foot of the entrance ramp. ERIC LEWIS, with tacks and shards of glass all over his bloody body manages to roll out to the floor near the hole in the Cell. The crowd roars as he staggers through the opening and begins CLIMBING to the top of the CELL as well! ARSENIC is the next to roll out to the floor where he reaches under the ring pulling out a KENDO STICK! He comes around the ring and exits the Cell where he blasts MR. XWF across the back of the head with the Kendo Stick before laying him out across the many tables that have been set up at ringside. ERIC LEWIS reaches the top of the Cell where he comes up behind CHAVEZ and spins him around which allows him to deliver a boot to the midsection before Piledriving CHAVEZ into the top of the Cell!

LEWIS, CHAVEZ, and WOLF are in no man's land as the Cell slowly starts buckling which creates a very uneasy feeling within the fans in attendance. LEWIS reaches his feet where he reaches down picking CHAVEZ up off the Cell. The crowd roars as LEWIS points towards the Tables with a prone MR. XWF laid out on top of them. As LEWIS begins to walk with CHAVEZ towards the side of the Cell it's JOSE who lands a knee to the ribs. WOLF has sized up BOTH men as they reach the side of the Cell! WOLF charges towards both CHAVEZ and LEWIS looking for a vicious SPEAR! It's ERIC LEWIS who yanks JOSE in front of WOLF which sends BOTH WOLF AND CHAVEZ OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL FREE FALLING SOME 18 FEET BEFORE LANDING ON TOP OF MR. XWF WHILE CRASHING THROUGH SEVERAL TABLES IN THE PROCESS TO A THUNDEROUS CHANT OF..

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHT!

HOLY SHIT!

ARSENIC is shown re-entering the Hell in a Cell where SLATER is barely moving due to blood loss! Up on top of the Cell ERIC LEWIS looks down at the mess of bodies that are barely moving! The crowd roars louder as LEWIS begins nodding his head in approval as he steps forward to the edge of the Cell before preforming a Somersault Leg Drop on top of CHAVEZ, WOLF, and MR. XWF to another thunderous chant of

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

In the ring ARSENIC sizes up SLATER who starts pushing himself up out of a pool of his own blood. ARSENIC comes forward positioning SLATER for a Powerbomb into the the thumb tacks and glass! But before ARSENIC can execute the move it's SLATER with a desperation back body drop sending ARSENIC into the thumb tacks and glass! The crowd roars as SLATER doesn't waste time in picking up ARSENIC up out of the thumb tacks and glass before delivering the FLIP PILEDRIVER to ARSENIC! SLATER'S GOING TO DO IT! HE COVERS ARSENIC WITH THE REST OF THE COMPETITION COMPLETELY LAID OUT!

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...2





























THREE!!!

DING...DING...DING....

WINNER AND NEW XWF CHAMPION: THE TRISTAN SLATER
Suddenly the cell begins to rise as SHANE CARVER grabs the microphone.

CARVER: Well at least you stopped HOMICIDE from winning The XWF Championship. You have finally done something right you crazy son of a bitch!

SHANE tosses the title right at TRISTAN, who catches it and immediately raises it high into the air as the fans roar their approval. Suddenly MR. XWF starts to recover from the mess he was laid out in and he sneaks up behind SHANE CARVER! SLATER clearly sees this happening and just watches as MR. XWF grabs SHANE CARVER and knees him right in the groin! He whips him into the nearest corner and then proceeds to hit SHANE with THE TRANSCENDENCE LAW! (I.E. A reverse brainbuster into the top turnbuckle!) BUT WHAT ABOUT SHANE'S BRAIN DAMAGE? THIS ISN'T RIGHT!

The others all start to recover when suddenly it appears that there might be a 3 on 3 beating taking place?

MR. XWF is beating down on DANNY WOLF with a bat and THE TRISTAN SLATER has started stomping away on ARSENIC while JOSE CHAVEZ is smashing ERIC LEWIS in the face with a can of spray paint!!!

What are we seeing here? MR. XWF, CHAVEZ and SLATER are all hitting their signature and finishing maneuvers on ARSENIC, LEWIS, and WOLF! Now SLATER pulls up SHANE CARVER.... FLIP PILEDRIVER TO CARVER RIGHT INTO A STEEL CHAIR THAT MR. XWF PLACED DOWN!

The fans are in shock! THE TRISTAN SLATER, MR. XWF, and JOSE CHAVEZ gather in the center of the ring and observe the fallen bodies around them...

THE TRISTAN SLATER demands the microphone as he looks at the destruction around the ring caused at the hands of an epic Main Event followed by a vicious beating. The crowd boos intently as SLATER holds The XWF Championship in his hands as he looks down at a beaten and bloody SHANE CARVER.

THE TRISTAN SLATER: I guess it's safe to say that ### now stands for..........................





















.....THE NATURAL ATTRACTION... CHAMPIONSHIP!

What?!? It can't be!

MR. XWF: HAHAHAHA! Boooyaaaaaa bitches! Even with me literally cramming this shit down all your throats and saying WE HAD A PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS....nobody would ****ing listen to me! AND THAT MAKES IT ALLLLLLLLL THE SWEETER, DOESN'T IT?!? How's it feel to get ****ed from a position you didn't even think could exist? IT FEELS ****ING SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET AS ****!

CHAVEZ: You're damn right it does. There was never any doubt from day 1 that one of "us" was going to win the top title in this organization, but we just didn't know who. We knew all along to come at it from multiple angles though and one of those angles involved pulling the wool over all of your eyes!

The fans are ready to riot! They're booing and throwing all kinds of debris!

THE TRISTAN SLATER is handed a can of spray paint by CHAVEZ. The sight of these men being on the same page is a very sickening sight as the fans litter the ring with garbage. SLATER spray paints the letters "T.N.A." across the front of this expensive Championship belt as XWF's Monday Night Bad Medicine leaves the air in shocking fashion!

What does this mean for the rest of the XWF?

What does this mean for the remaining HOMICIDE members who were not involved in this grand unveiling? With MR. XWF's threat to GILMOUR during his match and with SLATER known to have issues with GILMOUR, what does his future hold in HOMICIDE?

What does this mean for the United States Championship?

All these questions and more linger on!