-September 8th, 2012
-The Charlotte Coliseum - Charlotte, North Carolina
The doors fly open as Griffin MacAlister tears between the two giant metal swiveling doors of the arena. Tonight was a big night for not only Griffin, but for the XWF as a whole. The XWF title was on the line and the card looked stacked full of the Impact roster. Griffin arrived a bit earlier then usual in an attempt to get some peace and quiet while thoughts of his match circulated inside his head. He reached for a cigarette in his right front pocket but then dropped it suddenly when his eyes caught an usual sight. That sick demented freak known as Unknown Soldier was attacking himself in the middle of the ring. No one around, and nothing but darkness surrounding the ring. High flying maneuvers, full grapples against himself, I mean the moron was having an all out brawl...... With Himself.......
Griffin MacAlister: Whoa Whoa Whoa..... Just what the hell do you think your doing you fucking psycho..
Unknown Soldier: Gilmour.... Blood.... Vodka....
Griffin MacAlister: Calm down, Calm down, the matches don't even start for another five hours.
Unknown Soldier then stepped out from the darkness and realized it was one of his known enemies, Griffin MacAlister. Their eyes met one another as they began the stare down. Would we have our first fight five hours before the damn show even started... No... Griffin had a plan... He knew he could manipulate this moron so he took advantage of it.
Griffin MacAlister: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Unknown Soldier. Listen buddy I was sent here to help you.
Unknown Soldier: Help me?
Griffin MacAlister: Yeah, uhh..... You know show you around the building. Give you a tour...
Unknown Soldier did not know what this tour thing meant but decided to follow Griffin because he sounded sincere.
Griffin MacAlister: I first want to show you to the dressing room, it's right back this way.
Soldier followed Griffin backwards directly the same way Griffin came in. He lead him back through the exit and locked the door behind him.
Griffin MacAlister: (sigh) If only getting rid of Mr. XWF were that easy
Griffin walked away very nonchalantly, and fired up a smoke.
Mysery
- vs -
"The Blessed" Jan Khors
Standard Match
Mysery walks into the ring first looking quite confident and prepared; he rams his head into the cushion of the top turnbuckle to boost his adrenaline. The Blessed follows closely behind him and begins his inner ring ritual of prayer in the center of the ring. The slow ritual must have been unsettling for Mysery; as he attacks The Blessed mid-prayer and we are under way. Mysery gets the upper hand in the beginning of the match, by headbutting The Blessed the same way he attacked the turnbuckle earlier. Later; as the match progresses, he hurdles The Blessed into the corner and lands a Stinger Splash that receives an echo of cheers from the audience. It distracts Mysery; for a brief moment, as he receives his approval from the audience. The Blessed; now moving in from behind, takes advantage of this distraction and places Mysery in cobra clutch. As he is falling to the ground in pain the crowd cheers him back to life. He attempts to toss Blessed into the ring corner, but to his mistake, Blessed runs directly into the ref knocking him briefly unconscious. As Mysery makes an attempt to bring the ref to his feet, The Blessed knocks him to his knees with a low blow! Ouch! Blessed runs into his corner and reaches into his robes where he finds a small vial of his special Holy Water! He throws it into Mysery's face and covers for the pin. The ref crawls over....
1...
2.....
THREE!!!
The Blessed has just barely pulled off the win!
Winner: The Blessed
We cut back to the loading dock of the arena where a white limo is shown pulling into the building. The crowd explodes as XWF Champion THE TRISTAN SLATER emerges from the back of the limo! SLATER is dressed in TRUE RELIGION dark jeans, a graphic t-shirt with a white sport coat. He slings the XWF Championship over his shoulder and begins walking towards the backstage hallway. SLATER passes by SCORPIUS, they nod towards each other before SLATER calls out.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: SCORP...
SCORPIUS stops walking and turns around to face SLATER. SLATER is shown reaching into the inner coat pocket of his sport coat where he retrieves a wrapped WHOPPER! SLATER throws the burger to SCORPIUS.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "Got something for ya."
SCORPIUS catches the WHOPPER in the air with a huge smile across his face. He sniffs the whole beef patties before completely devouring.
Justin 'The Perfectionist' Courage
- vs -
The Prophet
- vs -
Christopher Jax
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
Johnathan and Jessica Cable make their way out to the top of the ramp followed by Andrea Romero. They are wearing their green and black New Breed gear, and what... What is this? Andrea Romero has an extra shirt with her. Why would she have an extra shirt?
The Prophet and Christopher Jax already are standing in the ring eyeing each other uneasily when the arena slowly darkens. A cobra head appears on the X-tron as The Offspring's "Come out swinging" blares loudly over the crowd. The words "Just Encourage" flash brightly onto the X-tron screen next. Justin Courage pops out and exuberantly makes his way to the ring. Justin Courage only stops momentarily to throw a towel to a very large breasted blonde female who in return throws her top at Justin Courage. The woman is immediately escorted out as Justin Courage shakes his head and just laughs.Justin Courage continues to make his way to the ring. Both The Prophet and Christopher Jax stare at the confident superstar as they both seem to show their clear nervousness. Justin Courage jumps in the ring as he immediately hits Christopher Jax with a left hook that thunders into Christopher Jax's jaw and sends him flying. The Prophet rushes at Justin Courage as he attempts to catch him off guard. Justin Courage however does not fall victim to this as he quickly turns and and grabs The Prophet sending The Prophet into a severe Irish Whip. The match continues to go pretty much this way with Justin Courage dominating both The Prophet and Christopher Jax. It's like Justin Courage has all of their moves mapped out and has a counter from each one. It soon comes down to The Prophet laying outside of the ring and Christopher Jax and Justin Courage staring each other down. Christopher Jax clearly looks tired and beaten as Justin Courage takes that exact moment to deliver another epic irish whip that turns into his Courage Driver. The whole crowd screams with excitement as everyone seems to be clearly rooting for Justin Courage this whole time.Justin Courage covers for the pin on Christopher Jax.
1...
2...
THREE!!
Justin Courage has done it!
Winner: Justin 'The Perfectionist' Courage
"Black Mirror" by Mad Season plays. The crowd turns to look and Anthony Douglas comes out with a microphone in his hand.
Anthony slides into the ring and looks at the crowd. The crowd is rather mixed in their reaction to him, but there are more cheers than boos.
ANTHONY: Oh, look at all these signs. Everyone knows Shane Carver's ass is going to get whipped tonight.
The crowd reactions approvingly.
ANTHONY: Shane, you run around here acting like your shit don't stink. First you keep me off the PPV. Then you hide Peter Gilmour from me. Then you cut my mic from me, bring up some stupid shit about some fucking potato and then run away from me and hide like a little bitch. I held up your show once, son. . .I'll do it again. So you bring your little piece of crap body out here right now. . .you walk down to the ring, and I promise, I give you my word, I won't give you the beating your mother should have until I hear you explain yourself.
The crowd cheers. Anthony points to the back.
ANTHONY: I take that back. I promise you nothing because you and everyone else knows I'm the biggest liar in the world. You come down to this ring, I'll put my foot so far up your ass, I'll push the shit out of your colon any into your mouth so you can eat your lunch again!
After a few moments a potato rolls out from the entrance way and, oddly enough, the crowd cheers for it!
After a few more seconds we see Shane Carver make his way out from the back looking around cautiously. He makes his way over to the potato and very slowly picks it up and begins to pet it. He kisses the potato and then puts it in the pocket of his black leather trench coat. Shane pulls a microphone out of the other pocket and begins...
CARVER: Hey Douglas! I know you're out here talking some BS about... something or other. I actually wasn't listening.. I only came out because I dropped my potato and it rolled out here! Anyway... I came out here to make you an offer you can't refuse. I'm going to make you my right hand man! YAY!
ANTHONY: Wait, wait. . .you're asking me to be your little lapdog, son? Better men than you have tried to control me, Shane. What makes you think you can do?
CARVER: Well as I said you pretty much can't refuse and we can go about that in one of two ways... The first way will see you receive "good treatment" from me in the form of whatever I deem appropriate at the time! You scratch my potato... I scratch your um, back I guess... The POINT here is that you're going to not only protect me from the asinine bastards who think it's alright to put their hands on me, but you're also going to cripple, maim and brutalize anybody that I see fit!! You do that for me and I'll make you a happy man in return.
ANTHONY: Here's what I want, pal. No. . .don't talk, Shane. I'll come up there now and wrap my knee brace around your empty head. You aren't going to bully me, pal. There are only two things I want, Shane. Agree to them now. First, I want Peter Gilmour in a match of my choosing. You give me that son of a bitch and I'll beat his ass back into his mother's arms.
CARVER: Gilmour?! HA! You can have him!
ANTHONY: Since I know you and Tristan secret stare the same love of the same gay porn, getting him isn't possible now. So you give me Joseph Page and his US Title. . .my way! None of this bullshit of the XWF rules for pussies.
CARVER: You know what? I don't even care?! HAHAHA! SURE!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!
Shane does a quick little dance in a circle, twirling his finger in the air above his head in excitement.
Anthony slowly walks out of the ring and towards Shane at the top of the ramp.
ANTHONY: You're asking me to be your personal hitman. In payment, I get Peter Gilmour and the US Title. I only have one thing to say to this. . .
Anthony stands in front of Shane and stares him in the eyes. The crowd goes wild.
Anthony. . .
. . .lifts his right hand and shakes Shane's hand.
ANTHONY: You got your hitman, son.
The crowd turns on Anthony Douglas immediately. Anthony refuses to let go of Shane's hand and squeezes hard. Anthony's look turns cold.
ANTHONY: But understand me, son. . .You lie to me. You go back on this deal, you are slow in giving me what I want. . .I'll rearrange your face to make it look like your ass. You may have a hitman, Shane. . .but you don't control me. And you don't own me. You give me their asses, and I'll kick the ass of whomever you want. . .or you can kiss my ass.
Anthony lets go of Shane's hand. "Black Mirror" plays and Anthony looks at the crowd booing him.
ANTHONY: Each one of you can kiss my ass. I answer to no one. Not him (points to Shane) and not any of you. Take your little Douglas signs and shove them up your ass.
Anthony flips off the crowd and walks into the back as Shane pulls the potato out of his pocket and begins whispering to it...
Top Masta' Cool
- vs -
Anthony Douglas
- vs -
Devan Diamond
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
X-treme Rules
The bell rings and Anthony Douglas with fury in his eyes grabs the ring bell and smashes it into Top Masta Cool's head. Top Masta Cool stumbles back as he looks as though he's about to fall. Anthony Douglas strikes Top Masta Cool a second time with the ring bell. Top Masta Cool's forehead breaks open with the impact and blood spews everywhere. Anythony Douglas laughs a cruel laugh as he tosses Top Masta Cool outta the ring. Paramedics rush out and start looking over the fallen Wrestler. As Devan Diamond and Anthony Douglas lock up the paramedics carry Top Masta Cool away. Top Masta Cool is unable to compete any further. Anthony Douglas tosses Devan Diamond back and hits him with a superkick to the face following it up with a sharp shooter. Anthony Douglas hold Devan Diamond in place and just as it looks as though Devan Diamond is about to tap Anthony Douglas lets go. It appears Anthony Douglas screams the words "TOO EASY!" that can be heard surprisingly well despite the fact that there are no mics in the ring. Anthony Douglas climbs outta the ring and begins fishing under the ring for a weapon. After fishing around for some time he pulls out a....sledge hammer! Anthony Douglas smiles with sadistic happiness. Anthony Douglas climbs into the ring and begins to inflict the beginning of what only could be described as pure torture. Shocked gasps echo loudly from the arena as few have seen such ridiculos damage done to another human being before. Barbed wire baseball bats, a steel chair, a car battery and kendo stick were all used rendering Devan Diamond into a broken, bloody mass in the middle of the ring. Anthony Douglas finally stops the pure hate filled madness and covers for the pin. The crowd collectively breathes a sigh of relief seeing just the pure carnage end. Is Devan Diamond even still alive after all he's been put through?
The ref counts.
1
2
THREE!!
Anthony Douglas is the winner. Anthony Douglas rises to his feet and kicks Devan Diamond's limp body as he exits the ring.
Winner: Anthony Douglas
We see a shot of the streets of Charlotte as Unknown Soldier is... is... chasing a small child!?!?
The young boy runs out into traffic but luckily does not get hit by any cars. It's a good thing Shane Carver isn't out on the roads tonight.
Unknown Soldier decides not to follow the boy; instead, he walks back toward the arena and notices a black limo slowly driving along side him as he walks. He begins running and the limo picks up just enough speed to keep up. He stops; the limo stops. He finally charges at the limo but the rear door pops open and out steps...
Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade -- Fully clad in his trademark style of gray suit; complete with the fedora slanted at just a slight angle atop his head. Suddenly in an unexpectedly boisterous tone, Donathan throws his hands out to his sides excitedly and proclaims!
Donathan: Hail Satan!
Unknown Soldier doubly approves of this.
Unknown Soldier: HAIL SATAN!
Dante Kyllen: HAIL SATAN!
Donathan: All right then; now that we've got that established.
Donathan adjusts his collar, brushes off his sleeves a little, and reaches into his inside jacket pocket to produce a syringe that has a safety cap over its needle.
Donathan: The world is going to explode tonight at midnight unless you inject this into your chest immediately following your match against Peter Gilmour -- Do you understand?
There is no response other than a look of curiosity from Unknown Soldier.
Donathan: You need to stab this right there where your heart is and inject yourself with it. Now if I'm available I'll help, but I'm giving this to you now in the event that we don't find each other in time. This has to be done as soon as your match with Gilmour is finished; otherwise, the world will explode.
Unknown Soldier is smiling but then changes to a look of temporary confusion.
Donathan: No more world means no more blood and vodka.
Donathan thinks about his statement for a second...
Donathan: Well, not for you anyway; that's what matters.
A look of shock overtakes Unknown Soldier as he snatches the syringe out of Donathan's hand and goes running off, screaming.
Dante Kyllen: We're going to save the world!
Unknown Soldier: We're going to save the blood! The vodkaaa!
Dante Kyllen: HAIL SATAN!
Unknown Soldier: HAIL SATAN!
Donathan gets back into the limo with a smile and rolls down the window as he watches Unknown Soldier run off into the distance. Donathan couldn't be more pleased as we cut back to ringside...
Jax Wesson
- vs -
Shana
- vs -
T-X
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
X-treme Rules
T-X and Jax Wesson are already in the ring as Shana skips like a dandified little school girl. Oh?? But what's that?? She's flipping off the entire crowd and smiling; as to mock her opponents and the fans. Shana points to the sky as both T-X and Wesson look like a bunch of morons. She grabs both their heads and smashes them together as they both start seeing stars. BAM!! BAD BITCH NECKBREAKER!!! to Jax Wesson. She walks up to T-X; who is still seeing stars, and laughs in his face. She points up to the crowd and they all laugh at this display of pure domination. She hits T-X with a QUICK FIX!! Then goes for the cover....
1....
2.......
THREE!!!
Shana with another big win here tonight!
Winner: Shana
As Shana celebrates she notices up at the top of the ramp, right at the entrance way was Jessica Gold Cable of The New Breed. Jessica disappears to the back as the ref raises Shana's hand in victory.
The camera cuts to the locker room where Rico Suave stands in front of a mirror mounted on his locker. He stands there shirtless with black business pants on and grins while striking poses as the camera pans out, the screen now shows interviewer steve sayors with a look of confusion on his face. Sayers watches the new superstar for a minute realizing he is too concerned with posing to notice the man. "Excuse me Rico?" Rico turns around and raises an eyebrow seeing the interviewer.
"what the hell are you looking at!?" He reaches for a black button up shirt and begins to put it on still looking at steve sayors. "I don't know who you are but I don't play for that team if you get what i'm saying. So get out of here. "M-M-Mr.Suave i'm steve sayors I'm supposed to inter..." Rico cuts him off buttoning the last button on his shirt,keeping some of his tattoos exposed. "My
name is steve sayors and I like staring at shirtless men. he mocks the small statured man using a squeeky voice. Returning back to his normal voice with a hint of a spanish accent he continues.
"it's "Suav-A" get it right broke back. I don't care who you are and I don't blame you for staring at perfection. It's not your fault i've seen what the XWF has to offer and well obviously, i'm one of a kind. He pauses smiling with a cocky grin. Sayors continues talking trying to press on with the interview as soon as possible. "Rico this wednesday at warfare you're going to be facing fellow newcomer CorpseGrinder, and the rumor is that he's literally a monster." Rico chuckles "Have you seen your fellow coworkers steve? they all look like monsters to me. Ay que loco! let me tell you this Steve. There's no such thing as monsters, and anyone who has to hide behind a mask is a coward. I don't care how big you are or how many hits you can take. Pain is something that you can't escape. I'm a master of pain, and this week at warfare CorpseGrinder is going to be my first example of what winning by any means necessary really means." "Are you saying you're out to hurt the Monster known as CorpseGrinder?" "Did I say that sayors? no I don't think I did! I simply said that by any means necessary I will win and if this so called "Monster" happens to get hurt then it's not my fault.""Rico CorpseGrinder stands at an amazing 7 feet 4 inches and weighs in at an incredibe 325 lbs. I don't think i--" Rico cuts Steve off once again. "Steve everyone is a giant to you. What are you 5 feet even and 90 lbs?"
He laughs grabbing the mic from steve's hand now and pushes him aside. Staring into the camera now Rico gets a sinister look on his face. "listen up this goes for EVERYONE in the XWF. I don't care how big you are or how good you think you are. I am a one of a kind
wrecking machine, and this is the beginning of a new era. There is only one side in this war and that's mine. You are either with me or against me and unfortunatly for you CorpseGrinder this week you're against me. Wednesday night we are going to open the show and you can bet your ass that i'm going to start the show off right by giving these fans something they have never seen before and that's the slaying of a Monster. You will face The latin Assassin Rico Suave and you will lose. Now if you'll excuse me i'm going to go attend my first XWF sporting event. I intend to watch Saturday night Impact and i'm not going to be late talking about Monsters or in CorpseGrinder's case easterbunnys. Rico pauses once again seeing himself in the camera lense's reflection and smiles staring at himself once again. "Ay Que Rico!" He tosses the mic at Steve Sayors and the camera pans to Steve Sayors in sheer embaressment and fear as Rico walks out of the locker room.
Solange Holloway
- vs -
Kimberleigh Alves
Standard Match
"Like Me" by Girlicious blasts through the venue as Miss Kimberleigh Alves flaunts her way through the curtains. She stops at the top of the ramp, vigorously swings her hair and buffs it with her hands before outstretching her arms where Russell Banx latches on to her left arm. Russell escorts her down the ramp pushing the ugly fans away from the blonde bombshell making her way down to the ring. When she reaches the steel steps, she stops, as Russell smooths out her ring attire and adjusts her top. As he's bent down lacing up her boots, Solange rushes down to the ring and viciously pushes Kimberleigh over, causing her to hit her head on the steel steps.
Laughing, Solange kicks Kimberleigh hard in the stomach. She kicks her a second time in the rib cage, the chest and once she gets Kimberleigh onto her back she stomps down repeatedly hard on Kimberleigh's torso! Kimberleigh rolls away, clutching onto the ring apron to bring herself to her feet. Solange picks her up by the hair, but Kimberleigh charges into her, ramming her up against the guard rails. Solange doubles over as Kimberleigh rolls into the ring, the bell FINALLY rings.
Solange rolls into the ring where Kimberleigh immediately tries for a school boy pin.
1.......
2.......
KICKOUT. Kimberleigh stomps around, aggravated as Solange charges at her - she ducks. When Solange turns around Kimberleigh spears her to the ground! Mounting her, she punches Solange repeatedly in the face until a drop of blood is seen under Solange's nose. Solange lifts her legs up, kicking Kimberleigh hard in the hips and sending her backwards, flat on her ass. Solange charges after Kimberleigh and is met by a drop toe hold! Kimberleigh leaps to her feet, folding Solange by her legs and arms and putting her into a butterfly stretch. She lets go with a bit of a kick, catapulting Solange forward. Kimberleigh runs over to Russell where she leans out of the ropes, discusses something for a quick second, and re-applies lipstick.
Solange creeps up on Kimberleigh, delivering a solid lungblower. By the ropes still, Solange begins pulling Kim's hair, picking her up and smashing her face into the mat. She does this repeatedly until suddenly....
RUSSELL BANX WITH THE HAIRSPRAY RIGHT TO SOLANGE'S EYES!
Solange squints, stumbling backwards as Kimberleigh takes this opportunity to hit her with her signature Diva Destroyer (bicycle kick) as Solange falls backwards. She walks over to Solange, smiling, pinning her simply by standing on Solange's chest.
1...........
2...........
THREE!!!
Winner: Kimberleigh Alves
Russell climbs into the ring to celebrate with Kimberleigh as the two of them hug, jumping up and down. He sits on the ropes, creating more of a gap so Kimberleigh could exit flawlessly. Half way up the ramp, Kim starts fixing her hair as her music stops. She turns around and sees Solange in the ring with a mic!
Solange Holloway: "KIMBERLEIGH! KIMBERLEIGH!! TURN DAT FLAT ASS AROUND RIGHT NOW.
Kimberleigh turns, mouth agape and begins walking back down to the ring before Russell held her back.
Solange Holloway: "YOU CHEATED! Mhmm you sho did! Now I KNOW for a FACT I could beat yo ass any day of the week without your stupid ass little assistant....So girl what 'chu say? I want a rematch up in here cause you ain't beat me fair and square, no you sho didn't..."
Kimberleigh doubles over laughing, she yells back at Solange since she doesn't have a microphone - what looks to be something like "I ALREADY BEAT YOU".
Solange Holloway: "YOU SCARED? You best be! Come on barbie, steel cage, xtreme rules, come beat me like a real woman do! And yo assistant is BANNED FROM RINGSIDE!"
Kimberleigh's expression turns sour as she starts vigorously shaking her head yelling "NO!" as Russell throws a frenzy.
Solange Holloway: "Nawh Nawh I get it, you scared. You coward ass bitch! Yes or no Kim?"
Kimberleigh storms off to the ring despite Russell's attempts to hold her back. She climbs up the ring apron and into the ring where she viciously snatches the microphone from Solange's hands....
Kimberleigh Alves: "Fine."
She spits in Solange's face before giggling, sliding out of the ring again and heading up the ramp with Russell once again, raising her hand in victory. She struts to the back and behind the curtain with Russell.
Griffin MacAlister strolled very casually into Shane Carver's office with a joy and confidence amongst himself that caused for a smile amongst the two friends as he pulled up a chair in the desk across from Shane. Shane's smile quickly faded as he instead seemed more preoccupied digging through random papers and filing cabinets in his desk and underneath his feet. Griffin accepted this as a perfect time to lean back in his chair and ignite a cigarette. As he exhaled the first drag and it's contents floated into the air above him his eyes followed the drift and he scoped out the entire office which had been completely torn to shambles. Papers flung everywhere and folders torn to pieces. A real mess if you ask me..
Griffin MacAlister: (In a very sarcastic tone) Looking for something...
Shane Carver: This isn't just Something!!!
Griffin MacAlister: Hey... (Exhale smoke) Relax guy
It might have been the tone of his uncaring voice that set him off in a frenzy or just some working of his pure madness. But Shane continue repeating Griffin's statement over and over and over again. Louder and louder and louder and louder...
At the end of his final word he tosses papers over his head, then scoops up another handful and does the same over and over again. Screaming, RELAX!!!! every time. His head starts twitching to the left as he gets louder and louder. Griffin, who was staring in complete bewilderment this whole time, finally finds the solution to his madness and possibly a way to alleviate it. A small potato lay at the bottom of his feet. It must have ended up there somehow in this massive search party Carver was insistent upon and ended up on the floor somehow. But before Griffin could even bring the potato into Shane's sight...
Shane Carver: (His voice back to normal) Here it is....
Griffin MacAlister: What you mean that piece of paper that was right in front of you the whole time?
Shane Carver: This isn't just any piece of paper Griffin, this is top secret cool potato stuff.
Griffin MacAliser: (Raising one eyebrow and tilting his head to the left) Top secret cool potato stuff you say?
Shane Carver: Yes... I need you to sign this....
Another one of Shane's silly games he thinks and then signs the paper thinking nothing of it in hopes this conversation will finally lead to something worthwhile.
Shane Carver: Awesome, problem solved.
Griffin MacAlister: What problem was that exactly?
Shane Carver: This little problem I'm having with all these punk superstars threatening me with violent actions. Being the owner of the XWF puts a prime target on your head for lots of egotistical jackasses who just happen to get upset about one little chair shot... just one little chair shot.... not a big deal right??? And there's plenty more of them lurking around here somewhere waiting.... just waiting....
Griffin MacAlister: How exactly is this solved by me signing this paper?
Shane Carver: That's not top secret cool potato stuff.
Griffin MacAlister: (Sarcastic tone)Oh Really???
Shane Carver: That is a mental institution release form that you just signed, what it does is state that whoever signs that paper is in sole care for the patient described below.
Griffin MacAlister: So I just adopted a retard?? Are you fucking kidding me Shane?!?
Shane Carver: He's not retarded.... Jus....
Griffin MacAliser: (Interrupting) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME SHANE??
Shane Carver: You just have to babysit him for awhile until I can figure out a better way to deal with him.
Griffin MacAlister: So this is suddenly my problem, and now i have a psycho living with me. Why couldn't you just sign the paper??
Shane Carver: I don't have any room at my house. Where would the potato sleep?? Think of the potato for once Griffin!!!
Griffin MacAlister: Right, right... The potato, how could I forget. But I don't see your logic?? Hire someone insane to protect you?? I don't get it??
Shane Carver: He's been writing a letter to me every day for thirteen years about wanting to wrestle for the XWF so I knew he was desperate, and let's just face it, I need someone even more bat shit crazy then me whom I can actually control.
Griffin MacAlister: You might have a point there, who is this little "partisan" of ours....
Shane Carver: His family was all murdered in front of his very eyes somewhere up in Norway, tragic story. I promised him all the opponent wrestler's blood he wanted and all the vodka he can drink and he eagerly accepted.
At that moment Griffin coughs and nearly swallows his cigarette whole.
Griffin MacAlister: All the vodka he can drink you say? Not that delusional schizophrenic face painted freak that's been traipsing around here lately, Unknown Soldier?
Shane Carver: The very one, I picked him up in Sacramento just a week ago, he was wandering around in the street. Can you believe that?? I show up just two hours late to pick him up from the insane asylum in Sacramento and he is gone for almost a week.
Griffin MacAlister: You mean they just set these guys free, no guidance, nothing.
Shane Carver: I know that's ridiculous!!! Who would just let a freak like that out on the street.
Griffin MacAlister: Um... Me...
Shane Carver: What??
Griffin MacAlister: Yeah I kinda.... sorta.... locked him outside the ring this morning....
Shane Carver: What?? Why?? I knew I should have never let him off his leash...
Griffin MacAlister: His leash??
Shane Carver pulls out a chain dog leash with a large spiked collar.
Griffin MacAlister: So are you planning on bringing any dog treats to lure the fucktard over close enough to actually use that thing on him?
Shane holds up a half empty bottle of vodka and shakes it back and forth and they both grin.
The both run out the room quickly, Shane returns moments later and picks up his potato, and then catches up with Griffin.
Before the show can continue the crowd roars "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits the speakers! The Charlotte crowd roars as THE TRISTAN SLATER is shown walking out to the top of the ramp, still in his out of ring attire with the XWF Championship slung over his shoulder. SLATER takes a moment to soak in the ovation before heading towards the ring. On his way down the ramp SLATER points out various signage which displays his name and likeness. Once at ringside SLATER makes his way up the steel steps to the ring apron before stepping into the squared circle. TRISTAN walks across the ring where he reaches through the ropes taking the microphone from the ring announcer. The music fades away as a solid chant of "PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO." echo's throughout the arena. SLATER calms the crowd down before speaking.
Cameras cut briefly to a backstage area that sees New Breed's JOHNATHAN CABLE paying very close attention to SLATER, possibly keeping his eye out for any signs of attacks from WGWF competitors.
We cut back to the ring as SLATER begins...
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "Three and a half months ago I arrived in this federation and took it by storm."
The crowd roars at the opening statement as SLATER nods his head in approval.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "... and I did it all right here in an IMPACT ring. This very ring has seen many of my classic confrontations with such names as JOSEPH PAGE, TAX... it saw me destroy each and everyone put in front of me in the XWF Championship tournament, it's seen all but two of my Championship title defenses... but as they say, all good things must come to an end."
There's some boo's at SLATER's statement as he continues.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "There's been some good times and some bad times on this program involving yours truly. I mean who could forget when I aligned myself with Homicide?"
Louder boo's ring out which draws a cocky grin across the face of SLATER as he continues.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "Basically what I'm getting at is this... I love Impact. I love the XWF... but it's time for me to step up as the Champion I truly am and redefine my career, and I'm going to do it on Wednesday Night Warfare."
A mixed pop breaks out.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "But before I go, before I ride off into the sunset there's several things I want to get straightened out. First, SHANE CARVER..."
A louder mixed pop from the crowd can be heard.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "I'm going to give you ONE more chance to finally nut the f**k up and step into the ring with me. You've been ducking and dodging my challenge at every turn, even going so far to smack me in the face at WGWF's Summer Madness with a Steel Chair."
Huge heat for CARVER as SLATER calls out recent history.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "Thus far I've been a little preoccupied kicking asses and taking names to exact any sort of revenge, but trust me son, it's coming. All I want you to do is man the f**k up and meet me in the ring. Are you capable of that? I doubt it."
There's a slight pause before TRISTAN continues.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "The next thing I want to address is all the posers, all the boys in the back who think that just because they've been here for a cup of f**king coffee that they can use my name to try and launch themselves into Superstardom, Randall Cross, is the first man on that list. Randy, no offense bro, but I've been doing your shtick since the day I walked into this company. Chris Page said it best, you're nothing more than a TRISTAN SLATER wannabe. You talk about how you outshine folks, right? The ONE time you had the opportunity to outshine me... you failed! Apparently you want to get in the ring with me. Well, kid, sign your name on the dotted line because I've got NO PROBLEMS in serving you your ass on a silver f**king platter, bitch!"
The crowd roars with a thunderous ovation!
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "I've never been a hard man to find, which is why I find humor around how I've been the XWF Champion going into my third month as XWF Champion this company has FAILED to produce a number one contender, to the point that I've had to get contenders from OTHER federations just to pose me a threat. All I'm asking for is for SHANE and MIYOKO to do their jobs and provide me with competition. I want a NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, and I want it yesterday!"
"SLATER, SLATER, SLATER" begins echoing throughout the arena.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "Which brings me to tonight, and TYLER DECKER. TYLER, you're an up and comer if there ever was one... but tonight I'm going to do to you exactly what I've done to everyone else who's ever opposed me... I'm going to beat you in the middle of this ring and end my Impact career without a blemish on my record, and when I'm through with you it's going to be time to move on to a bigger, badder, and better competitor as I debut on WARFARE... CHRIS PAGE!"
The chant breaks out into loud boo's at the mention of CCP.
THE TRISTAN SLATER- "... So ladies and gentleman I just wanted to come out and say good bye to you all, because without you... I'd be nothing more than another resident prick looking to score cheep heat!"
SLATER drops the microphone as his music plays once again. He exits the ring before making his way back up the ramp.
Reaper
- vs -
Crimson Dong
- vs -
Randall Cross
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
The match gets underway between the Crimson Dong, Randall Cross, and the Reaper quickly in this triple threat. As soon as the bell rings, Reaper and Crimson Dong rush Randall Cross and pummel him with fists and feet until he rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope.
The match progresses for a few moments with Crimson Dong and the Reaper trading right hands, until Dong launched himself off the ropes and runs right through the Reaper with a big shoulder tackle. He grabs a hold of Reaper's ankle, and locks in a nasty ankle lock submission, but before Dong can get the win here tonight, Cross makes his way up from the floor to the top rope and lands a huge top rope drop kick to the Dong's back to break the hold.
Reaper crawls off to the ropes to nurse his twisted ankle for a moment, and Dong is down. Randall Cross gets to his feet slowly after that high risk move and makes his way toward the Crimson Dong. Just as he reaches down to grab a handful of Dong hair, Crimson Dong hits Cross with a huge low blow. As Cross sinks to his knees, the Reaper finally rejoins the action with a running baseball slide to the back of Randall's head that launches him forward crashing face first into the Dong.
Reaper looks to capitalize, and goes for the pin on Cross.
1..2..
Cross kicks out as Dong starts wailing on the Reaper with massive rights and lefts. The match continues with all three men once again into the action for a while. Several times it looks like the tide of combat could shift to one person's favor or another, until Randall Cross goes for a huge clothes line to knock the Reaper out of the ring over the rope, but he saw it, and dropped down, grabbing the ropes and sending Cross over the top to the outside.
While he is on the outside, the Reaper immediately turns on Dong, sends him into the ropes and lands a massive back body drop that sends Crimson Dong over the top rope to the outside. The Reaper then makes his way up to the top rope, and launches off for a big splash on both men, but Randall Cross saw it coming, and in mid air, Cross grabs Reaper and redirects him into the guard rail. Cross grabs Dong and sends him careering into the ring post as the referee starts to count. Cross kicks the Reaper a couple of times in the head, and then makes for the ring with the Crimson Dong. Randall sends him under the bottom rope, and slides in behind him.
Dong slowly gets to his feet as Cross measures him up... and Cross latches on to the 'All In' as both men drop to the mat. Cross wrenches the hold tighter and tighter, but just as the Reaper slides in to break the submission, Crimson Dong taps out.
Winner: Randall Cross
Just before the start of the next match we are taken backstage where we see none other than Unknown Soldier entering the arena with Griffin and Shane Carver guiding him in! It looks like he made it back in time for his match!
Unknown Soldier
- vs -
Peter Gilmour
X-treme Rules
"Chainsaw Guts****" by Mayhem blares over the X-Tron
The entire arena is shadowed in a cloud of smoke and darkness when out of the sky comes a red beaming light that traces a pentagram into the center of the ring. The pentagram continues to rotate in the center of the ring as Unknown Soldier sways out from underneath the dark archway entering the ring. His eyes gleam against the darkness surrounding his entrance. Step by step he closes in on that squared battleground. He climbs between the two middle turnbuckles, then turns to his corner of the ring. Kneeling down in the corner, he searches underneath his collar, pulling out from underneath his shirt, the silver pentagram... Then bringing it off his head, and into the palm of his two hands. He closes his eyes and pulls the silver pentagram towards his forehead, touching it... Then he raises his body up, and opens his eyes. He pulls the chains apart, then entangles the pentagram around his corner turnbuckle. Then drops it, and lets it dangle off it, facing the outside of the ring... He turns around gripping his chest, where the pentagram used to be, then takes a deep sigh, running the other hand through his hair.... He waits in the corner for his opponent.
The lights in the arena dim, then go to full black. We then see red strobe lights going around the arena and then come to the entranceway where a big explosion of fire hits as "Daddy's Fallen Angel" by In This Moment begins to play. After the initial guitar riff, we then hear a loud scream from the lead singer as Rose Smith comes out wearing a very sexy red halter top with black pants. She gives the crowd a sadistic wink of her eye and then we see Peter Gilmour come out in a black vest and black tights with PBK on the sides. Peter grabs Rose's hand and they make their way to the ring. They get in normally and then both get into the center of the ring and flash the "X" symbol as fire emits from the turnbuckles. Rose exits the ring as the bell sounds beginning the match.
The two of them hook up in a collar and elbow hookup. Gilmour with a kick to the midsection and a European Uppercut to take the early advantage. He hits Unknown Soldier with a clothesline that sends him flying into the corner. Gilmour climbs onto the bottom turnbuckle and begins pounding Soldier with lefts and rights as the ref comes over to break it up. Unknown Soldier rakes the eyes of Gilmour and hits him with a kick to the groin that causes Gilmour to double over in pain. Unknown Soldier grabs him and hits him with a swinging neck breaker and goes for the pin as the ref begins counting.
1
2
3
No! Gilmour barely gets his shoulder up at the last moment. Unknown Soldier pounds the mat in frustration and picks up Gilmour. Unknown Soldier tosses Gilmour into the ropes and connects with a flying cross body on the way off. He goes for the pin again.
1
2
No, Gilmour kicks out again. Unknown Soldier climbs to the top rope and goes for a frog Splash. Gilmour rolls out of the way at the last moment and Unknown Soldier hits the mat hard. Gilmour picks up Unknown Soldier and Immediately connects with a DDT. Gilmour rolls Unknown Soldier over and climbs to the top rope himself. He jumps and connects with a Leg Drop. Gilmour with the cover.
1
2
3
Almost. Unknown Soldier still has some fight left in him. Gilmour picks up Unknown Soldier and hits him with a Samoan Drop. Gilmour picks up Unknown Soldier and throws him into the ropes. Unknown Soldier instinctively ducks a clothesline and bounces off the ropes on the other side. Both men collide in the center of the ring and bump heads. Both men fall to the mat as the ref begins to count
1
2
3
4
5
Gilmour begins to stir, barely moving he begins attempting to crawl towards the ropes.
6
7
Unknown Soldier gets to one knee and falls back down to the mat.
8
9
Gilmour reaches the ropes and pulls himself up at the last moment breaking the count. Gilmour grabs Unknown Soldier and lift6s him onto his shoulders and into a firemans carry slam. Gilmour climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps attempting to come down on Unknown Soldier. Unknown Soldier gets a boot up and connects with the face of Gilmour. Gilmour is down. Unknown Soldier picks up Gilmour and throws him into the ropes. As he comes off Unknown Soldier gets hit with a spinning leg kick. Unknown Soldier goes down. Gilmour picks him up and hits him with a powerslam. Gilmour with a cover.
1
2
No, Reversal by Unknown Soldier. he has a hand full of tights.
1
2
Three!!!
Unknown Soldier escapes with a win against Peter Gilmour out of nowhere!
Winner: Unkown Soldier
We're left to wonder if Unknown Soldier went and did what Donathan instructed him to do in their earlier encounter -- inject himself in the chest with the mysterious syringe that Donathan gave him.
John Madison, Griffin MacAlister &
Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade
- vs -
Joseph Page &
Venom (Scorpio & Scorpius)
3 on 3 Tag, 1 Fall
X-treme Rules
Everyone has made their way out for this contest except for Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade. The fans begin to stir as the X-Tron flickers to life; it's Donathan standing somewhere backstage of the arena.
He just stands there with his eyes focused on something ahead of him. He won't even look at the camera.
After a few more seconds the camera turns and we see that Donathan is staring at Unknown Soldier... lying on the floor and twitching!
Unknown Soldier is sweating profusely and breathing heavily. His eyes are bulging and he is gritting his teeth as he lies on his back, staring at the ceiling.
Donathan: Do you see? Everyone? Are you paying attention? This is your doing -- this is your monster.
Unknown Soldier begins trying to get to his feet and Donathan walks over toward him, extending a gloved hand. Soldier grabs Donathan's hand and pulls himself up as Donathan whispers something to him that triggers Soldier to quickly start down the hallway.
Donathan: You see him? He's in a hurry because he's got somewhere to be.
Donathan loosens his tie just a little and unbuttons his suit jacket, giving himself more room to move.
Donathan: Early this morning when most of you were still dreaming, I was meeting with Shane Carver to discuss this very match. It seems that I've suffered an injury that is preventing me from personally taking part in this match here today but that's due to my own personal discretion -- see; the XWF doesn't consider my injury serious enough to remove me from this match officially.
Donathan begins to slowly walk in the same general direction that Unknown Soldier went rushing off in just moments ago. The camera keeps up with him as he does so.
Donathan: That's where Dante Kyllen comes in; or should I call him Unknown Soldier? By any name, he's the man that I'm going to be competing through for this six man match. I'm going to make my way down to that ring and I'm going to watch first hand from ringside as my work is done. Make no mistake about it though -- it's still my name and my work that is backing our team here tonight, and it will be me who is issued the win in the record books.
Just then the fans gasp as, there underneath the X-Tron, Unknown Soldier comes walking out from the back with a 2x4 that has nails sticking out of it. Soldier looks very tormented as he actually swings this weapon around at things that aren't there, still sweating like a horse and drooling a lot. He begins making his way down the ramp toward the ring as Donathan continues from the X-Tron video.
Donathan: This is for you, Joseph Page -- the man who questioned my previous performances in the squared circle. This is for you too, Venom; the duo that seems to believe I don't take them seriously. Well let me just say that is brings me significant pleasure in proving just how much of a serious competitor I am; not only by still finding a way to "compete" even through my injury, but also doing it with such eloquence and class.
At that very moment we hear fans begin to shriek in horror as Unknown Soldier begins slamming a fan's head down on the guard railing! Soldier looks like he's completely lost it!
The X-Tron cuts off as we now see Donathan emerging at the top of the ramp with a beaming smile. He slowly walks toward the ring as he just seems to glow with pride.
Soldier gets into the ring with the spiked 2x4 and the ref immediately calls for the bell to start this X-treme Rules match!
Unknown Soldier begins swinging the 2x4 wildly in the ring in any random direction he pleases. Griffin MacAlister has to duck to avoid having his head taken off by one of the wild shots and everyone backs up into different corners.
Scorpio suddenly falls flat on his face right in his corner! John Madison snuck out of the ring while everyone was dodging the wild shots from Soldier, and Madison has pulled Scorpio's feet out from under him. Now he's pulling Scorpio's legs so that Scorpio's groin is smashed into the ring post!
Scorpius sees this and quickly goes out of the ring after John Madison, but Madison makes sure to yank Scorpio's leg's one more time really hard even with Scorpius coming after him. Scorpius leaps and catches Madison in the face with a flying forearm but Madison was holding on to Scorpio's boots still, so the force of Socrpius pushing Madison back has caused Madison to pull Scorpio's groin into that ring post harder than ever!
The fans start an "Ouch my nuts!...Ouch my nuts!" chant as Scorpius finally takes Madison down, allowing Scorpio to curl into a ball in the corner and scream in intense nut-pain.
During this time, Joseph Page has been systematically dodging wild 2x4 shots from Unknown Soldier and trying to wear him down but it's like someone has pumped an unlimited supply of energy into Unknown Soldier's veins! He keeps swinging, faster and faster with each successful dodge by Joseph Page. Finally Page drops to his back to avoid one of the shots and instantly rolls out of the ring before that next downward shot can crush his skull.
The spiked 2x4 gets stuck in the canvas and allows Joseph Page to sneak back in behind Soldier as Soldier tries yanking it back out. Clothesline from Griffin MacAlister to Joseph Page! Griffin just saved his psychotic "team mate" but as soon as Soldier gets the spiked 2x4 loose he begins swinging it again and ends up striking Griffin in the back of the shoulder with it! The nails sticking out from the 2x4 graze MacAlister's skin and blood begins to trickle down his arm. This gives Joseph Page just enough chance to spring back to his feet and catch MacAlister with a cartwheel kick, taking him down and then catching Soldier with a hurricanrana that Page used with perfect timing, leaping just at the same moment Soldier was sweeping that spiked 2x4 low to try and take Page's legs out!
John Madison enters the ring with a steel chair and raises it high above his head as he does the exact opposite of what Page expects, and he instead kicks Page's left leg out from under him! Page is caught incredibly off guard with that and collapses down to one knee as now John Madison finally brings the steel chair down right across Page's skull. Page remains in a dazed position as Madison takes this chance to wind up and swing again... but Scorpius grabs the chair from him and then DDTs Madison right into the steel chair!
Scorpius looks over at Scorpio who is still down on the canvas from when Madison was splitting his nuts with the turnbuckle post.
SCORPIUS: Hey! You alright?!
SCORPIO: (holding his groin; veins popping out of his neck as he screams) Does it look like I'm alright!!??
John Madison is seeing stars after that DDT into the chair but once he gathers what's happening before his eyes he begins to laugh, mockingly. He bends forward and cups his hands around his mouth, yelling as if down a giant hole...
MADISON: Hey! Are you alright down there?!
Madison seems to find much amusement in the misfortune of others but his twisted ways backfire as Scorpio suddenly kips up! Madison's laughter is interrupted by a sudden eye gouge from Scorpio and then Scorpio ducks around behind Madison with a low waist lock while Scorpius runs in full force and absolutely blasts Madison with a Deathstrike/Superkick! Scorpio, from behind, uses the momentum of this to bring John Madison up and over with a bridging german suplex!!!
That's the DEATH OF ORION! One of their most devastating double team moves! AND SCORPIUS IS HOLDING THE GERMAN SUPLEX FOR THE PIN!!!
The ref immediately dives in for the count...
...1
Meanwhile across the ring, the others see the pin happening! They stop battling as Griffin MacAlister starts toward the pin but Joseph Page makes a desparate leap to grab Griffin's leg!
Page is holding on to MacAlister's leg with everything he's got! Griffin is literally trying to drag Page with him as he walks...
...2
Scorpius sees Griffin trying his best to drag Page with him and break up Scorpio's pin, so Scorpius springs into action... DEATHSTRIKE!
That superkick rocks Griffin as he begins to teeter like a building ready to collapse but Scorpius moves as quick as lightening to grab him just in time to add to it with THE DEATHDROP! (i.e. reverse ddt!)
Joseph Page quickly uses this chance to catch Unknown Soldier with a drop toe hold right into a steel chair that was already laying on the ring.
The ref was momentarily distracted but continues his count!
He brings his hand down for the third time!
CROWD: "THREE!!!"
...but even though the crowd all screamed it in unison, IT WAS NOT TO BE!
MADISON KICKED OUT JUST A SPLIT SECOND BEFORE THE THREE!
Nobody can believe it! Madison quickly escapes under the bottom rope to the outside and drops down to both catch his breath and to avoid being seen by those in the ring, momentarily.
Back inside the ring, Joseph Page sees that bleeding shoulder of Griffin's (from Soldier's spiked 2x4 earlier) and Joseph stomps on the injured shoulder ruthlessly as he displays a heightened sense of aggression due to everything going on so far in this dangerous match. Joseph Page now locks in his patented finishing maneuver; LIMITATIONS! (i.e. A submission in which the opponent is lying on his stomach while Joseph has his knees digging to the back and is pulling backwards the right arm to the left; almost as if he’s trying to get the right elbow of his opponent to meet their left shoulder.)
Joseph keeps the submission hold locked in with authority as Scorpio and Scorpius both see Unknown Soldier getting to his feet, so they rush toward him and surprise him with a spear/clothesline combination. After that... they set Soldier up... GET OVER HERE!!! (i.e. Scorpius hoists an opponent up on his shoulders while Scorpio climbs one of the turnbuckles then runs across the top rope before leaping off and spearing the opponent. Ha ha, a spear… scorpions… get over here… that’s right we went Mortal Kombat on your asses!)
Unknown Soldier isn't moving!
John Madison is still out at ringside recovering from the double team move he received from Venom earlier, and Joseph Page has Griffin MacAlister locked tightly in his Limitations submission finisher! Griffin hasn't been moving for some time now, prompting the referee to begin lifting Griffin's arm...
The ref releases the arm...
...and it falls!
The ref picks up MacAlister's arm again.
He lets go...
...it falls a second time!
Griffin looks like he is completely out and he's lost a lot of blood from that open shoulder wound he suffered earlier! The referee lifts his hand a third time...
He lets go...
...it falls a third time!!!!!!!!!!
Griffin is completely unconscious!
Joseph Page instinctively releases the hold after the arm falls for the third time.
The referee signals for the- STEEL GLOVE ACROSS THE FACE!
Donathan just flew off of the top turnbuckle with a soaring Superman Punch to the ref while wearing some kind of silver, steel glove! The glove is a tight fit around Donathan's right fist so it's actually not much bigger than his other hand. It basically looks like he has a shiny, silver fist. This referee won't be waking up for quite some time and most certainly won't be in any condition to call for any bells!
Donathan lands from the flying punch and immediately delivers a spinning backfist to Joseph Page; the steel of that glove leaving a bright red mark on the right side of Page's face which becomes evident after he collapses to the canvas and stops moving.
Donathan is already bringing his free hand out of his left jacket pocket and dropping some kind of capsule right next to Joseph Page's face. Some sort of white smoke begins to rise up from the point of impact and Donathan gently rolls Joseph Page over, face down so that his nose is literally pressing into the source of the smoke.
Donathan: That'll keep him down for a while.
Donathan sees Scorpius rushing in for the Deathstrike! Donathan deflects the kick but while Scorpius' leg is still extended, his groin is left open for attack. BLAST! Steel glove right to the groin!
Scorpius goes down in pain and now Scorpio rushes at Donathan, trying the same exact move!
Scorpio goes for the Deathstrike and Donathan deflects the kick, allowing himself to smash his steel fist into Scorpio's groin!
Scorpio drops down to his knees and screams as Donathan begins to survey the area but then Scorpio pops right back up to his feet with no problem and stands proudly with his chest puffed out and his hands on his hips. Donathan cocks his head to the left, showing a bit of confusion as he then glances over to Scorpius who still is in intense pain on the canvas from the steel nut-shot he received. How is Scorpio back up so fast after that shot to the nuts?
Donathan quickly exits the ring as Scorpio begins to reach down into his tights!
Scorpio pulls out....
OH MY GOD...
Scorpius is watching this while he still is writhing in pain on the canvas. You can see Scorpius' eyes light up in horror as he watches what Scorpio is doing!
SCORPIUS: Tell me you didn't... Oh my GOD! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
As Scorpius cries out in horror we see Scorpio reaching down into the crotch of his tights, pulling out the remnants of a... WHOPPER!
Scorpio used that flame broiled goodness to protect his junk!
AND IT WORKED!?!?!?!
Scorpio throws a handful of that soggy, sweaty bread and that crumbling meat out of the ring and it gets in Donathan's hair and all over his nice suit! DONATHAN CAN'T BELIEVE IT! He looks like he could actually start throwing up into his steel fist at any moment as he tries to rush around ringside and then up the ramp.
The fans are hysterical! Scorpio is laughing his ass off as Donathan removes wet chunks of Whopper bread and meat from his hair and suit, retreating up the ramp to the back as fast as possible. Scorpius is still lying in pain and still can't believe Scorpio has used a Whopper for such a purpose. Scorpio asks Scorpius if he wants a bite of the left over Whopper and Scorpius screams at the top of his lungs!
SCORPIUS: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
SCORIO: Jeeze man calm down it was only a-
CRACK!
Scorpius was screaming "no" at the sight of John Madison coming up behind his tag team partner with a sledgehammer! The head of the hammer doesn't hit Scorpio at all, but the middle of the handle strikes him right in the back of the head with such force that the handle cracks! The head-end of the sledgehammer goes flying out into the crowd as screams of fright emanate from its landing point!
Madison spins Scorpio right around before he can even collapse... REBELLION! (i.e. Rock Bottom!)
Scorpius gets to his feet but Griffin MacAlister surprises him out of nowhere with the POA! (i.e. codebreaker held into a hell's gate submission!)
John Madison pulls Joseph Page up, still completely out from breathing in that substance earlier, and Madison easily takes him up and down right into Scorpio's fallen body with another Rebellion!
Now Unknown Soldier has gotten back up and is going crazy again. He ends up kicking Scorpius so hard in the side of the head while he's locked in Griffin's submission, that Scorpius breaks free of the hold and goes rolling across the ring! Unknown Soldier leaps on top of Scorpius' body and begins BITING him! John Madison and Griffin MacAlister both exchange an uneasy glance as they continue to stand back and watch Unknown Soldier actually try to devour Scorpius as if he himself were a Whopper. Scorpius is trying to fight him off but that just gives Soldier a chance to bite his hands and forearms more.
Soldier begins slamming Scorpius' head down into the canvas repeatedly while screaming like some kind of crazed animal. His eyes are still bugging out and spit is flying off in every direction as he shakes his head back and forth so rapidly that his face is a blur!
Donathan: Dante! Dante Kyllen!
Donathan has re-emerged! He's got a microphone and looks like he got all the Whopper remains off of him. Unknown Soldier immediately pops his head up upon hearing his name being called by Donathan and he exits the ring to begin hobbling up the ramp, still perspiring at an alarming rate and twitching.
Donathan meets Soldier on the ramp and hands him a bottle of water. Unknown Soldier quickly gulps down the entire content of the bottle and gets a very relieved and refreshed look on his face. Donathan says something to him that we can't hear and then he begins walking to the back with Unknown Soldier as everyone else remains in the ring.
Joseph Page and Scorpio are both starting to stir!
Scorpius is in a lot of pain and being stomped on by both John Madison and Griffin MacAlister like they were trying to put out a fire!
Griffin turns to see Page and Scorpio starting to move, so he quickly grabs a steel chair and just starts swinging like crazy. Griffin goes to town on Page and Scorpio with that steel chair as John Madison grabs a steel chair of his own that he sets up inside the ring, but instead of sitting down on the chair after he sets it up, Madison pulls Scorpius up and he smashes Scorpius into the chair with a devastating Rebellion that flattens the chair!
Meanwhile at the top of the ramp we see a new referee running down to the ring! John Madison sees him coming and drops down to make the cover on Scorpius...
...1
Griffin MacAlister keeps beating on Page and Scorpio with that steel chair!
...2
Griffin stops and looks up to the top of the ramp where Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade is once again looking on. Griffin smirks and extends his arm toward Donathan, giving him a big thumbs up.
...THREE!!!
The ref calls for the bell! It's finally over!
Winners: Griffin MacAlister, John Madison
& Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade
MAIN EVENT
The XWF Championship
THE Tristan Slater
- vs -
Tyler Decker
Standard Match
DING..DING..DING..
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE XWF CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd roars at the announcement, yet roar louder as
Six Barrel Shotgun - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club hits the speakers.
RING ANNOUNCER: INTRODUCING FIRST, HE IS THE CHALLENGER AND ONE HALF OF THE XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... TYLER DECKER!
Six Barrel Shotgun plays through the sound system as dry ice assembles at the ramp. Tyler Decker walks on to the ramp, wearing a leather jacket and an arrogant smile, and holding a cane. Decker chews gum on his way to the ring, still smirking at the fans. As he approaches the ring, Decker jumps on the apron, and mimes shooting the fans with the cane, a lazy smile still gracing his face. Decker jumps over the top rope and into the ring, casually tosses his jacket to the outside, and lies on the turnbuckle.
RING ANNOUNCER: ... AND HIS OPPONENT...
RING ANNOUNCER: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, HE IS THE UNDEFEATED XWF CHAMPION.. THE TRISTAN SLATER!
The fans in Charlotte roar as THE TRISTAN SLATER steps out on to the ramp way with the XWF CHAMPIONSHIP firmly around his waist. SLATER is still bruised in his facial area, head patched up and walks slowly towards the ring. SLATER reaches ringside where he makes his way up the steel steps to the ring apron where he takes off the XWF Championship where he climbs up the turnbuckles, he hoists up the XWF Championship to a thunderous ovation. Flashbulbs fire off from all over the building before SLATER drops down into the ring. SLATER passes off the XWF Championship to the referee.
A camera shot quickly shows New Breed's Johnathan Cable standing behind the entrance curtain, keeping a close eye on this match. He's got his barbed wire wrapped axe handle and looks like he is ready for anything!
DING....DING.....DING.....
The crowd comes a live as SLATER and DECKER slowly circle each other before locking up center ring which see's DECKER snatch a side head lock on SLATER. SLATER quickly backs DECKER up against the ropes before shooting him across the ring, DECKER bounces off the ropes where he sends SLATER to the mat with a running shoulder block. DECKER attempts to follow up with a elbow drop, SLATER rolls out of the way sending DECKER to the mat. Both men are quickly to their feet which see's SLATER duck under a running clothesline attempt, DECKER bounces off the ropes and into a Tilt-A-Whirl slam by SLATER who quickly looks for the cover.
1...
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THR
DECKER kicks out. SLATER is the first to his feet where he picks DECKER up off the mat before lacing him across the chest with a knife edge chop which causes the Charlotte crowd to mark out with a "WOOOOOO". SLATER comes towards DECKER who fires right back with a chop of his own drawing another "WOOOOO" from the crowd. DECKER attempts to follow up with a boot to the midsection which is caught by SLATER but it's DECKER who lands an Enziguri to the back of SLATER's neck sending SLATER falling to the mat. DECKER reaches his feet where he picks SLATER up off the mat. DECKER locks in a front face lock before peeling off a snap suplex! DECKER quickly makes the cover hooking the leg of the XWF Champion.
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SLATER shoots a shoulder up off the mat, yet as he sits up DECKER quickly latches on to a rear chin lock. DECKER wrenches down applying more pressure to the chin lock which forces SLATER to start working his way to his feet. Once vertical SLATER turns into the chin lock where he drives DECKER into the mat with a Side Suplex! SLATER is back to his feet where he runs towards the ropes and connects with a Spring Board Leg Drop across the throat of DECKER to a pop from the crowd! SLATER reaches a vertical base where he picks DECKER up off the mat before shooting him into a set of buckles. DECKER bounces off the buckles and into a back body drop by the XWF Champion who then quickly steps out to the ring apron before making his way to the top turnbuckle! SLATER measures DECKER and as TYLER starts working his way to his feet SLATER sails off the top rope looking for a Flying Cross Body, yet it's DECKER who nails SLATER with a Dropsault in midair! DECKER quickly makes another cover on the Champion!
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SLATER throws a shoulder up off the mat before the fatal count of three. DECKER reaches his feet where he picks SLATER up and sends him into a set of buckles. DECKER follows up with a Handspring Elbow! SLATER staggers out of the corner where he's met with a Skull Crushing Finale! DECKER again rolls SLATER over making the cover!
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Another kickout by the Champion! DECKER can't believe it as he reaches a vertical base before reaching down picking SLATER up off the mat. He shoots SLATER into a neutral corner before charging in after him looking to deliver a running shoulder block. SLATER side steps DECKER at the last second sending DECKER right shoulder first into the ring post! SLATER quickly pulls DECKER back into the ring before delivering a T-Bone Suplex! Both SLATER and DECKER lay on the mat for several seconds SLATER rolls over to his chest and pushes himself to his feet where he stomps away at DECKER before reaching down and picking him up off the mat. SLATER hammers DECKER with a European Uppercut that sends DECKER back into the ropes. SLATER comes forward shooting DECKER across the ring, DECKER bounces off the ropes and into a Spinbuster Slam by SLATER! SLATER quickly scores the cover.
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DECKER kicks out to a gasp from the crowd. SLATER works his way to a vertical base where he picks up DECKER before positioning him for the Flip Piledriver! DECKER quickly counters with a desperation back body drop of his own before following up with a Shinning Wizard as SLATER attempts to reach his feet knocking SLATER back to the mat near a set of buckles! The crowd roars as DECKER steps out to the ring apron before climbing up to the top rope! The crowd explodes as DECKER attempts to connect with the FRONT PAGE STORY! SLATER rolls out of the way! DECKER crashes and burns with the Shooting Star Leg Drop! SLATER pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, he measures DECKER as we see TYLER start pushing his way to his feet, SLATER quickly comes forward and with one solid motion delivers the FLIP PILEDRIVER to a thunderous ovation from the crowd! SLATER makes the cover.
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DING...DING...DING...
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST, AND STILL XWF CHAMPION... THE TRISTAN SLATER!
"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits the speakers as SLATER gets to his feet chalking up another successful title defense. The referee awards SLATER the XWF Championship as he raises his arm in the air to a nice pop from the crowd. SLATER reaches down helping TYLER up off the mat. He raises his arm in the air to another pop from the crowd as he shows a little sportsmanship. SLATER lowers DECKER's arm before extending his hand. DECKER, very reluctantly shakes the hand of SLATER! TRISTAN then pats DECKER on the back before exiting the ring leaving DECKER to receive a standing ovation from the Charlotte crowd!
Once everyone has made their way to the back, Shane Carver makes his way out to the ring with a microphone! The fans are still very energized from the main event they just witnessed so Shane does his best to quiet them down.
CARVER: Shut up!!
The fans begin to boo as Shane smiles and begins...
CARVER: Ok ok anyway... I came out here to make an announcement! As some of you know there have been talks in the back about a possible TRIPLE MAN TAG TEAM TITLE!
The fans go nuts! They go crazy! They start chanting "triple man...triple man..."
CARVER: Shut up you idiots!!!!
They boo once again and Shane just rolls his eyes.
CARVER: Now as I was saying, there's been a lot of talk about those titles and some people have also pointed out how I used to have a 3-person championship like that in a company that I used to run long ago... the CCWF! Well guess what, XWF?! It's your turn! The XWF TRIO CHAMPIONSHIPS are coming to the X-TREME WRESTLING FEDERATION!
The fans roar their approval!
CARVER: Listen up everybody in the back... This is the time to start assembling your teams. I want to put together a huge match that will feature MULTIPLE teams of three, all competing to be the very first XWF TRIO CHAMPIONS! What you need to do is let me know SOON who your team of three is going to be and I'll get you in that match. I don't care if your name is The Crimson Dong, Mungbean, or even Dr. Badd! Anyone and everyone is invited to take part! Make history with my delicious potatoes!
Shane begins cheering and pumping his fist high into the air as he tries to get the crowd to chant potato...
