-May 26th, 2012
Live from the Cow Palace - San Francisco, California!
Welcome to Impact! The crowd is alive and the fireworks are louder than ever as our opening celebration kicks off.
Next, the lights dim into darkness, gold lights begin to flash all throughout the arena here in San Francisco, the XWF Faithful know exactly what time it is, they all begin cheering for the face of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation.
FANS: JOSE! JOSE! JOSE! JOSE!
Five seconds later the former United States Champion steps forth from the curtains and scans the horizon, he then slowly paces to the ring with a microphone in his left hand. He's wearing a limegreen mask along with a black and blue XWF sleeveless t-shirt and blue jeans.
FANS: JOSE! JOSE! JOSE!
JOSE CHAVEZ: I wasn't going to come out tonight until my match but I've been rather ticked. I'm going to let the XWF Tron do the talking.
JOSE points at the XWF Tron which displays what happened with THE TRISTAN SLATER distracting JOSE CHAVEZ in his United States match against CHUCK which cost him the title and the match. After the replay is shown, cameras focus in on JOSE CHAVEZ who paces back and forth inside the ring and sarcastically CHUCKles.
JOSE CHAVEZ: Tristan, Tristan, Tristan..... you decided to get in the wrong man's business... unfortunately for you, you've just sealed your fate. You don't even realize just how fucked you are rookie! You know everyone continues to say it should be a triple threat for the United States Championship at Abomination or whatever the hell the Pay Per View is called.... But honestly I'm more concerned on moving on to better things such as becoming the FIRST EVER XWF CHAMPION!!!!!
FANS: JOSE! JOSE! JOSE! JOSE!
JOSE CHAVEZ: You can have that belt now, I single handily restored prestige to that championship and I have no more use of it.....
JOSE briefly pauses.
JOSE CHAVEZ: But that doesn't mean I'm done here... You see many wrestlers in the XWF have this little trait of winning a title and disappearing after they are defeated, hell we even had a man win the World Title and spoon fed to the world as the Universal Champion only to be not motivated anymore..... It's funny really, after forcing him down our throats and trying to make him unbeatable he finally wins it all and decides to skip town with the belts.
FANS: BOO!!!!! FORRESTER SUCKS! FORRESTER SUCKS! FORRESTER SUCKS!!!
JOSE CHAVEZ: But you see bitches and gentlefucks, that's what separates me from the pack, I'm the guy that was supposed to have left since January and yet here I still stand, inside an XWF ring, in front of all you people!!!!!
FANS: THANK YOU JOSE!!!! THANK YOU JOSE!!!!
JOSE CHAVEZ: No, don't thank me I thank each and every single one of you for sticking by my side and throughout the years, you fans are the reason I am here!!!!
The cheers continue.
JOSE CHAVEZ: Tonight I am in a match surrounded by jobbers to my left and to my right who don't even deserve to inhale my oxygen yet here they stand in an attempt to gain an advantage for this match..... I don't care what happens because win, lose, or draw I'm going to walk out of the Main Event with my head held high and I'm marching to the XWF Tournament and when it's all said and done you'll be looking at the newly crowned and first XWF Champion!!!! No bitches it's not a Universal Title and no gentlefucks it's not the World Title, it's the XWF Championship!!!! Now it's time for me to prepare for this massacre so on behalf of all you fans and all of the fake ass bandwagon assholes out there, you are all witnesses!!!!!
JOSE CHAVEZ music blares and JOSE looks around as he drops the microphone and we go to commercial.
3-Way
"The Anarchist" JOHN SPARTAN
-vs-
EMMA FORD
-vs-
DEREK JACOBS
Steel Cage Match
1st person to escape the cage wins
DEREK JACOBS and EMMA FORD have already made their way out and are waiting inside of the steel cage that surrounds the ring.
The camera shot shows a nice wide angle of the crowd, looking at all the fans in attendance. All of a sudden a close up of the X-tron is shown and the screen is getting fuzzy and the blank picture is being covered in static and what seems like technical difficulties. It does that for about five seconds or so and then "Toxicity" by System of a Down is being played over the PA system. The fans are shocked yet applauding and cheering. Right Then, "The Anarchist" John Spartan comes from behind curtain with a thick metal chain as the fans go crazy! He is in his wrestling attire and entrance top, a thick wool vest as if he carved it out of his prey. He's going crazy as he makes his way down the aisle spinning the chain over his head unmercifully. Before he heads to the ring he takes a detour through the crowd still swinging his chain as thee fans duck and cover and scramble away! John's going mad all through the crowd picking up steam and applause on the way. Then he hops the guardrail and enters the cage as he looks at it with a hungry look in his eye.
As soon as the ref closes the door to the cage and signals for the bell, JOHN SPARTAN goes completely insane! He begins punching DEREK JACOBS right in the face before punching him in the stomach several times and bringing him down with a DDT. SPARTAN turns his attention to EMMA FORD and kicks her legs out from under her, causing her to fall hard on the canvas. SPARTAN leaps up and drops down across EMMA with a massive big splash and then quickly gets back up to deliver a leg drop.
SPARTAN looks over to DEREK and sees him getting back up so he rushes over, smashes DEREK into the steel and begins grinding his face across the steel mesh of the cage! The fans are roaring and screaming for blood! SPARTAN beats his fist into the back of DEREK's skull in a hammering motion, just smashing his face further and further into that steel! He begins rubbing his face across it again and blood finally begins pouring from DEREK's face as the fans pop wildly! They love it!
SPARTAN pulls DEREK back and then lifts him up to deliver a spinning tombstone! Blood is collecting under his head on the canvas as he remains completely motionless after that.
SPARTAN now looks back over at EMMA, who is watching in horror and starting to crawl backwards into the corner in fear! SPARTAN looks out to the crowd with a wild, insane look in his eyes and then points to EMMA! The fans pop! A small "make her bleed" chant begins as SPARTAN closes in for the kill...
He grabs EMMA and headbutts her right in the face! He grabs her hair and begins ramming her face into the steel over and over again and the fans cheer along with it! For each time he smashes her head into the steel cage, the crowd roars even louder! SPARTAN now begins rubbing her face across the steel just like he did to DEREK earlier... and it doesn't take long for EMMA to start bleeding too! The fans roar their approval as more blood spills from the wound on EMMA's forehead while SPARTAN headbutts her in the back of her head, smashing her bloody face harder into the steel!
SPARTAN finally pulls her back by the hair and lets her fall lifelessly to the canvas a few inches from where DEREK is still laid out. SPARTAN walks over to DEREK and pulls him up... ANARCHY IN THE USA! (i.e. Spinning Death Valley Driver but lands like a reverse DDT!)
He goes over and grabs EMMA... ANARCHY IN THE USA!!!
Both EMMA and DEREK are laid out in the middle of the ring with blood covering their faces! "The Anarchist" has certainly lived up to his name tonight as he looks out to the crowd who is still roaring their approval. He looks at the cage and then his eyes travel upward as he walks toward it. He slowly begins climbing the cage and makes his way over to the outside, claiming his first victory in the XWF!
WINNER: "The Anarchist" JOHN SPARTAN
JOHN SPARTAN makes his way toward the back as the fans cheer him and his wild antics. After he goes backstage we see the cage being lifted up off of the ring so the rest of the matches tonight can happen normally. After a few more moments there is a commotion backstage! The X-TRON lights up with footage of the backstage area...
JOHN SPARTAN is laid out with his head busted WIDE OPEN!
He is bleeding profusely from his wound! A barbed wire baseball bat clatters to the floor! KRUSH KRAVEN steps into view and looks down at the prone body of his upcoming opponent at NEXT WEEK'S IMPACT!
KRUSH bends over and looks JOHN SPARTAN in the eyes.
KRUSH: Welcome to the XWF!!! YOU are my opponent next week? You and "The Rock" wannabe? Good! Because next week....MAYHEM will be unleashed! Just like I'm about to do now in my match, next!
A sadistic, twisted smile crosses KRUSH'S face as he walks out of view......
1-on-1
KRUSH KRAVEN
-vs-
DARK SHADOW
Guest Ref: ALEX HARDY
Flaming Tables Match
SHADOW and Special Guest Referee ALEX HARDY are already standing in the ring when "Crush Em" by MegaDeth blares over the sound system. KRUSH comes running down the entrance ramp, and slides into the ring. As he stands up, SHADOW charges him. Big boot to the face from KRUSH, and SHADOW goes down. KRUSH grabs SHADOW by his head and slings him into the turnbuckle. KRUSH goes to the opposite turnbuckle and gets a running start. Running Clothesline!!! SHADOW staggers and falls. KRUSH picks him up and pushes him back into the turnbuckle and hits him with a knee to the midsection! And another knee to the midsection. And another, and another, and another! SHADOW crumples to the mat!! KRUSH picks him up again, sets him back into the turnbuckle and crosses to the opposite side again. He charges at SHADOW and goes for the LETHAL INJECTION (i.e. spear)..........
NO, SHADOW moved out of the way at the last second!!! KRUSH is writhing in pain after spearing the ringpost!! He is laying on the mat holding his shoulder. SHADOW slides out of the ring down to the floor. He grabs KRUSH by the arm and violently slams it against the ringpost!! He slams it again. And again. And again!! SHADOW climbs to the top turnbuckle, motioning to the crowd! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! He just nailed KRUSH with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHADOW grabs KRUSH by the legs and drags him crotch first toward the ringpost!! SHADOW drops down out of the ring onto the floor and positions the legs of KRUSH so that both legs are dangling outside the ring, with one leg on either side of the ringpost. OH NO!! SHADOW yanks KRUSH by the legs as hard as he can, driving the crotch of KRUSH right into the ringpost. What is he doing now? He's putting KRUSH into a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK using the ringpost!! KRUSH is writhing in pain and agony!! He sits up and tries to break the hold, but SHADOW cinches it in even tighter. How much more of this can KRUSH take??? KRUSH seemingly passes out from the pain, as his limp body is not moving.
SHADOW breaks the hold, as ALEX HARDY checks on KRUSH. SHADOW gets back into the ring and nudges the prone body of KRUSH with his foot. There is no response. SHADOW bends over to look at him....inching closer and closer....KRUSH grabs SHADOW by the throat, picking him up and CHOKESLAMMING him as hard as he can. KRUSH picks him up and CHOKESLAMS him again!! KRUSH climbs out of the ring and starts looking under it. He grabs a table and puts it back into the ring as he climbs back in himself. He sets the table up and grabs SHADOW by the throat again. He goes for a third chokeslam, but SHADOW counters it with a devestating DDT to the mat!! SHADOW grabs a bottle of lighter fluid from his waistband, soaks the table with it, and sets it on fire!! There is a flaming table in the middle of the ring!!! SHADOW grabs KRUSH by the hair and yanks him up to his feet, delivering knife edge chops, sending KRUSH back toward the turnbuckle. SHADOW climbs the turnbuckle, landing punch after punch on the head of KRUSH, opening up a wound on his forehead, blood pouring out. KRUSH violently pushes SHADOW down to the mat. BIG BOOT to the face! KRUSH picks SHADOW up and hits "LIGHTS OUT!!" (i.e. firemans carry into a diamond cutter) KRUSH takes the table that SHADOW set on fire and tosses it out of the ring!!KRUSH climbs out of the ring himself, looks under it, and starts pulling tables out and putting them in the ring one at a time....
1 table...
2 tables...
3 tables...
4 tables...
5 tables...
6 tables...
7 tables....
8 TABLES!!!!!
KRUSH climbs back into the ring and starts setting the tables up. He tosses the prone body of SHADOW out of the ring while he works. He sets up 2 tables side by side, lengthwise on the left side of the ring. He climbs out of the ring, looking under it.....he brings a ladder out from under the ring!! What is he going to do with that??? He opens the ladder and sets it up on the "foundation" of the two tables side by side. Thats's a twenty foot ladder!!! KRUSH takes the other six tables and makes a pyramid with them in the middle of the ring. He sets up three tables, lenghwise, side by side, then sets up two on top of those, then finally one on top of the two.
SHADOW has made his way back to the ring. He brought a table with him. He hoists the table and tries to hit KRUSH with it but ALEX HARDY yanks it out of his hand! ALEX HARDY slaps SHADOW in the face!! ALEX HARDY spins SHADOW around and hits him with an inverted DDT!! SHADOW is out cold!! He is out cold!! KRUSH looks out to the crowd, pointing to the top of the ladder. KRUSH and ALEX HARDY have a brief exchange of words, pointing to the ladder, then the pyramid of tables. KRUSH and ALEX HARDY grab SHADOW and working together they bring SHADOW to the top of the ladder. ALEX HARDY drops down and heads over to the pyramid, dousing all six tables with lighter fluid that he had stashed in his pants. He throws the bottle up to KRUSH who catches it in midair. KRUSH motions for ALEX HARDY to light the tables on fire! There is a flaming pyramid of tables in the middle of the ring! KRUSH squirts the rest of the lighter fluid onto SHADOW!! SHADOW comes to. SHADOW has another bottle stashed away and he douses
KRUSH in the face with it!!!
BOTH MEN ARE COVERED IN LIGHTER FLUID!!!
There is a flurry of punches from both men as they both realize the dire situation they are in!!! KRUSH grabs SHADOW by the throat and hoists him up........
NO!!!
TELL ME HE'S NOT....
HE WOULDN'T....
OH MY GOD!!! KRUSH chokeslams SHADOW from the top of the twenty foot ladder onto the flaming tables below!!! There is a sickening sound as SHADOW crashes through the flaming tables!!! MY GOD HE'S ON FIRE!! SHADOW IS ON FIRE!!! EMTs flood the ring bringing fire extinguishers to put out the flames as ALEX HARDY calls for the bell!! The EMTs load SHADOW onto a stretcher as the crowd chants:
THAT WAS AWE-SOME!!!
THAT WAS AWE-SOME!!!
THAT WAS AWE-SOME!!!
THAT WAS AWE-SOME!!!
WINNER: KRUSH KRAVEN
MIKE MAYHEM is seen at the top of the ramp applauding KRUSH's victory. He looks like he was ready to run down and get involved if he needed to but KRUSH had everything under control!
BAM!!!
KRUSH gets nailed in the back by a table that cracks in half on impact?!?!?
It was THE DAWN! Both members of The DAWN ran up behind him, both holding opposite ends of a table and breaking it across his back! They quickly grab another table and light it on fire! Both of them pull KRUSH to his feet very quickly because MIKE MAYHEM is running down to the ring!!
BLAST! They delivered a double verticle suplex to KRUSH right through the flaming table!!! Both members of The DAWN escape the ring as quick as cats when MIKE MAYHEM arrives on the scene. He yells something at them as they make their escape through the crowd. Several officials rush in to extinguish the flames rising up around KRUSH as MIKE MAYHEM checks on him as well.
Surprisingly and somewhat disturbingly, KRUSH recovers pretty fast and is actually more pissed off than anything else! He can be heard yelling something about how he is "not going to be the last guy to go through a flaming table tonight!" and then he and MIKE MAYHEM leave toward the back as KRUSH limps and still has smoke rising up off of his body. What did he mean by his comment?
1-on-1
RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI
-vs-
ARSENIC
X-Treme Rules Match
ARSENIC is making his way to the ring and is walking along the ringside area when suddenly a fan throws soda into ARSENIC's face! Where is security? Wait, that's no fan! It's PETER GILMOUR! He was disguised as a fan! PETER hops the rail and then throws ARSENIC into the guardrail very viciously. ARSENIC holds his back while screaming in pain. The fans are booing loudly but PETER flips them off.
PETER picks up ARSENIC and brings him up the ramp. ARSENIC hits GILMOUR in the ribs and starts a comeback. Him and PETER fight a the way up the ramp. ARSENIC with a vicious kick to the stomach of GILMOUR. ARSENIC has evil intentions and it's not even time for their tag title match later in the night! ARSENIC kicks PETER again and screams at him. The fans are loving it.
ARSENIC picks PETER up and hits a vile slam on the ramp. The sound of PETERs back hitting steel can be felt even in the nose bleed seats. ARSENIC looks over to the side of the stage. His eyes grow larger as he points to it. The fans cheer as they want to see what ARSENIC does. He picks PETER up, looking for a chokeslam, but PETER reverses into a sick looking DDT on the steel.
PETER is trying to catch his breath then kicks ARSENIC on the back. He then picks up ARSENIC and has evil intentions.
We see a table suddenly light on fire!
Who did that?
Wait, it's KRUSH KRAVEN! He lit the table! What is it with KRUSH and flaming tables?!?!? He's almost still smoking from when DAWN put him through a table earlier and he's already helping somebody else get put through one? KRUSH KRAVEN is twisted!
PETER grabs ARSENIC by the throat. He looks at him, laughs wickedly and rolls his eyes back into his head.
No! Please god no!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
CRRRRRASHHH!
ARSENIC went through the flaming table and is on fire! He's rolling around trying to put himself out. PETER is laughing hysterically as he shakes violently and puts his arms out to the side.
A man from the back comes out and puts the fire out but the damage had been done. KRUSH looks at GILMOUR who is still shaking violently and his eyes are rolling into the back of his head. KRUSH just shakes his head and returns to the back.
Suddenly RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI comes rushing out from the back, clearly upset at what is happening when he was supposed to have a 1 on 1 match with ARSENIC tonight. PETER GILMOUR laughs at RAIKENZA and walks to the back as RAIKENZA is left unsure of what is happening with his match. Officials are tending to ARSENIC as RAIKENZA goes to the ring and questions the referee who is in the ring.
The referee then makes an announcement that since this was supposed to be an X-treme Rules Match anyway, we're going to start the match right now!!!
RAIKENZA seems a little surprised but once he hears the announcement he figures he better get to work! He rushes out of the ring and heads up the ramp over to where ARSENIC is still lying in a pile of charred, broken wood. RAIKENZA pushes the officials aside and motions for ARSENIC to get up and fight. ARSENIC is very dazed and has a glossy look in his eyes as he starts to get to his feet but he stumbles right into RAIKENZA's waiting arms as RAIKENZA hits an inverted atomic drop, driving his knee right up between ARSENIC's legs on impact! RAIKENZA spins ARSENIC around and now delivers a standard atomic drop which sends ARSENIC crashing forward and landing in the broken wood after the move. RAIKENZA pulls ARSENIC back up and brings him a little closer to the ring, still on the ramp, and hits a piledriver right on the steel ramp! RAIKENZA goes for the cover!
...1 ...2 ...KICKOUT! ARSENIC shoves RAIKENZA off of him with great force which shocks RAIKENZA for a moment before he goes right back to work with a dragon sleeper! ARSENIC fights the pain and refuses to submit as RAIKENZA wrenches back on his neck until he finally turns it into a reverse DDT and just drills ARSENIC down into the steel once again.
Suddenly at the top of the ramp we see a brawl taking place!!!
IT'S PSICO AND PETER GILMOUR!
PSICO must have seen when GILMOUR was attacking and met him backstage. Both men are exchanging blows when PSICO blocks a right hand from GILMOUR and knees him in the gut, following up with a huge standing bulldog right down onto the steel of the stage!
RAIKENZA sees all of this happening and the distraction is just enough for ARSENIC take advantage with a ramming shoulder into the lower back of RAIKENZA but he holds on around his waist and then slingshots RAIKENZA backwards with a lightning fast german suplex right onto the steel ramp! RAIKENZA bounces and flops several feet down the ramp and closer to the ring after the impact as ARSENIC takes a moment to catch his breath.
Meanwhile up at the top of the ramp PSICO is pulling GILMOUR up but GILMOUR lands a low blow to PSICO! GILMOUR stands up and puts his hands around PSICO's throat, pulling him upright so he can kick him in the groin with an even harder shot now! ARSENIC sees this happening so he rushes up the ramp and hits GILMOUR with a huge spear and then begins beating on him mercilessly. RAIKENZA is slowly recovering from earlier and sees what is happening. He's not happy about being suplexed so hard onto the steel and he checks the back of his head where there is some blood trickling down too.
RAIKENZA starts to run up the ramp and approaches ARSENIC who is stomping away on GILMOUR. ARSENIC doesn't see RAIKENZA coming and ends up receiving... THE GKO! (i.e. an RKO variation!) He hit the GKO on the steel!
PSICO sees this and immediately springs into action, instinctively hitting RAIKENZA with... PSICOSIS! (i.e. Ace Crusher/Diamond Cutter!) He nails it hard on the steel!
RAIKENZA is laid out right next to ARSENIC and neither man is moving an inch after they both received virtually the same move into the steel. Suddenly GILMOUR is back up... SPEAR OFF THE SIDE OF THE STAGE! PSICO and GILMOUR go flying off the stage as RAIKENZA and ARSENIC both drop their arm across one another at the same time. The referee sees this as a double pin!!!
He counts BOTH men down for the pin...
...1
...2
...THREE!!! RAIKENZA and ARSENIC have unknowingly pinned each other at the same time and they're not even fully coherent!
RESULT: DOUBLE PIN!
The fans can't believe it! Clearly this is not finished between these two men as both of them are checked on by officials and helped to the back.
We are now in the backstage area where the interviewer Steve Sayors is searching for someone to ask questions. He obviously don't really know where to look for because he's near the parking area and his facial expression tells it by itself.
STEVE SAYORS: Where the hell can I find someone...
He opens the door to go in the garage. There is someone I gues... Weirdly that person is walking with a pig beside him and he looks like he's talking to him.
STEVE SAYORS: I got this one!
He runs to him and the guy with pig is smiling like he's having his happiest day of his life.
STEVE SAYORS: Hi, I am Steve Sayors one of the interviewers over here at the XWF.... But I've never saw anywhere... Who are you?
The guy looks pretty surprise and then looks down to his pig.
Pig: Groink!
Guy: Yeah! You are right Junior, the guy looks pretty professionnal. Maybe I should present myself...
He looks back to the journalist with the biggest smile on earth.
Guy: My name is FLYING BOOYA! I am the new guy on the roster... And oh yeah... That's Booya Jr, my best friend.
STEVE SAYORS: Oh cool, so you are gonna wrestle here?
FLYING BOOYA: Yes, I'm so happy! It's my first time since years that I've came to a federation like this one...
STEVE SAYORS: So wait... If your on the roster, would you mind giving me an interview?
FLYING BOOYA: Yeah, why not! The people's defender is listening. Let's just go sit somewhere... Oh like there... On the red car over here.
He shows a Ferrari who was just in front of him and he walks to it just to sit on the back.
FLYING BOOYA: Ok I'm ready!
STEVE SAYORS: Where do you come from?
FLYING BOOYA: Well... The door...
STEVE SAYORS: What?
FLYING BOOYA: I came here by opening a door...That is not what you wanted to know?
STEVE SAYORS: No, I mean what were you doing before coming here and why did you decide to come over here in the XWF?
FLYING BOOYA: Why I came here? It's pretty simple... I love the fans and I love wrestling to! Oh right and I love animals, but that's not really anything with the subject right now.
STEVE SAYORS: Can you explain us a little bit more your goals in here and what you are gonna bring to this company?
FLYING BOOYA: My goals? We get goals in wrestling? Oh wait, I know what you mean... Something that I want to do by coming here in the amazing XWF arena.
STEVE SAYORS: Yes...
FLYING BOOYA: It's pretty simple, having great matches and have fun with the fans. Oh right and I love discovering things just like on discovery channel... Did you watch the last show? They were showing up pigs on TV. It was simply amazing!
He's kinda gone in his own world for a second over here.
STEVE SAYORS: Okay... Why do you love pigs so much?
The flying french canadian gets back to the real world with much passion in his voice.
FLYING BOOYA: Because they are amazing and it's part of the Booya tradition to help animals have the greatest life they ever seen. Booya Jr is kinda like my manager, he's helping strategies before big matchs and he trains with me... Wait right I'll show something. Lay down...
STEVE SAYORS: What?
FLYING BOOYA: Lay down I said...
STEVE SAYORS: Ok...
The nice little man goes down on his back on the parking area floor.
FLYING BOOYA: Go Go Junior!
The pig rapidly jumps on the man for a cover and the lord of booya makes the count.
FLYING BOOYA: 1... 2... 3... GOOD JOB JUNIOR!!! That fight was amazing!
The pig just goes down from the man who's a bit surprised.
STEVE SAYORS: How the hell did that pig learned to do that?
FLYING BOOYA: Well it's simply not a normal pig... He's a SUPER pig!
STEVE SAYORS: A super pig?
FLYING BOOYA: No you are wrong... It's a SUPER PIG!
STEVE SAYORS: A SUPER PIG? What is that?
FLYING BOOYA: You don't know what a SUPER pig is?
He looks suprised.
STEVE SAYORS: Yeah I don't knoe what SUPER pig is...
FLYING BOOYA: You deserve to die... Seriously! Everyone knows what a super pig is...
STEVE SAYORS: No I don't...
FLYING BOOYA: Really?
STEVE SAYORS: Yes. Can you explain it to me?
FLYING BOOYA: Yeah why not you should know, but I'm very nice... A SUPER pig is just a superior race of pigs. It is very rare in this world and don't even try to catch one because they will attack you when you are expecting the less out of it. These kinds of pigs taste like the greatest food of all time, but you will never catch one... It's uncatchable!
STEVE SAYORS: Oh... Sounds like Pokemon...
FLYING BOOYA: No, it's the truth.
STEVE SAYORS: I guess it is... Let's talk a bit of your knowledge of the locker room. Who do you think would be your biggest treath by coming here in the XWF?
FLYING BOOYA: That is a good question because I've seen only a couple of wrestlers from here, so I could find someone more dangerous in the future, but if I would have to choose anyone. I would take maybe... Um... Maybe that CHUCK guy who is against the Hardcore. I actually seen that type of people in my past federations that I worked for. He was pretty cool if you don't take that fact into consideration, but just thinking that a type of wrestling who's been there for years now and that the people love so much. That kind of guy is just a person in deficit of attention... He wants the peoples attention so bad that he would deny is passion to his work. Hardcore is part of wrestling, so if you don't like hardcore, you don't like wrestling... It is as simple has that.
STEVE SAYORS: That is pretty cool that you actually already informed yourself about someone... Would you anyone else that you would want to face?
FLYING BOOYA: Maybe that PSICO guy... Not because he's a champion, but more because he's such a troll in each and every promo that he makes. You doesn't speak or at least not alot... He shows pictures to try and make look his opponent bad. I would have fun with him simply because I love having fun with people! And he looks like a funny guy with his suit, it's pretty damn cool.
STEVE SAYORS: Yeah, he is probably one of the most hated guy in this locker room, so I would understand that. Anything else to say?
FLYING BOOYA: Yes.
STEVE SAYORS: What?
FLYING BOOYA: What what?
STEVE SAYORS: What what what?
FLYING BOOYA: I'm confused... My brain is gonna explode I think...
STEVE SAYORS: What do you want to say as your last word?
FLYING BOOYA: Easy shit!
STEVE SAYORS: Then go...
FLYING BOOYA: BOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
STEVE SAYORS just looks to the camera in silence for a second as the camera goes back to the arena for the next match...
6-on-6
Randomly selected WILDCARD elimination tag!
GRANYTE
IAN "Meltdown" JOHNSON
L DOUBLE E
"Superstar" RICKY RAIDER
GENOCIDE
MICHAEL MAYHEM
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-vs- |
MR. XWF
BOBBY PINZ
The TAG TEAM known as "DAWN"
JOSE CHAVEZ
RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI
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Tagging In/Out Required & Disqualifications ON
Elimination is ON
RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI is the first to the ring since he was already out for his earlier match with ARSENIC. He's still feeling the effects of receiving PSICOSIS into the steel ramp several minutes ago and really seems out of it.
Extra referees are called out before this match begins just to make sure everybody else can make it out to the ring without a brawl starting before the bell. Once all TWELVE stars arrive at the ring, both teams decide who is going to start the match and it ends up being L DOUBLE E for his team while BOBBY PINZ starts for the opposing team.
L DOUBLE E and BOBBY PINZ lock up but L DOUBLE E quickly rams his knee into BOBBY's gut then Irish whips him into the ropes, catching BOBBY with a dropkick on the way back. L DOUBLE E yells something at BOBBY about "what are you drunk?" after taking him down so fast but BOBBY quickly takes this chance to surprise L DOUBLE E with a spear! BOBBY goes for the cover!
...1 ...KICKOUT! L DOUBLE E shoves BOBBY off of him and rushes to his feet, only to be caught with a springboard dropkick from BOBBY! L DOUBLE E goes tumbling out of the ring and BOBBY yells down at him "who's drunk now?!?!?" and then hiccups and almost throws up but stops himself. L DOUBLE E is furious! He slams his hands down on the mat at ringside and then storms back into the ring, blocking a kick from BOBBY and then taking him down with a backbreaker. L DOUBLE E pulls BOBBY back up and kicks him in the stomach to set him up for a well placed piledriver. L DOUBLE E goes for the pin!
...1 ...2 ...Broken up by both members of DAWN!!!
RED DAWN pulls L DOUBLE E up and holds him in a full nelson while BLACK DAWN rapidly unleashes a series of forearms to his face! BLACK DAWN kicks him in the stomach and then backs up a couple steps so she can rush in with a thrusting superkick right at the same time RED DAWN catches him in the back of the head with a superkick of her own! His skull could have been crushed between their feet!!!
L DOUBLE E drops down to his knees and then flops down face first on the canvas while the referee orders both members of DAWN back to their corner. They begin to argue with the ref instead of going back to their corner! While the ref is distracted, RICKY RAIDER gets into the ring and slaps his hands together really loud one time so the ref thinks he heard a tag. RICKY quickly goes to work on BOBBY PINZ, stomping him a few times and then pulling him up to his feet for his finisher but suddenly...
CRRRRRRRACK!!!!
BOBBY smashed a beer bottle over RICKY's head!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE EVEN GET THAT BEER BOTTLE FROM? Was that tucked in his pants or in his pocket this whole time???
RICKY goes down like a ton of bricks with blood now gushing from his forehead. This seems to be a familiar sight as of the last few weeks...
BOBBY quickly rushes toward the ropes and... PINZ AND NEEDLES! (i.e. Lionsault into Knee Drop!)
He nailed it perfectly!!! The referee has finally gotten DAWN to return to their corner and he turns around just in time to see BOBBY pinning RICKY!
...1
...2
...THREE!!! BOBBY PINZ has eliminated RICKY RAIDER with a beer bottle shot and his finishing move! The crowd can't believe it!!! This is NOT an x-treme match!
RICKY RAIDER has been eliminated!
Not much time has passed since RICKY entered the ring, and L DOUBLE E is still down. The ref is assuming L DOUBLE E is the legal man once again, just as BOBBY pulls him to the middle of the ring and covers him!
...1
...2
...KICKOUT! L DOUBLE E begins to fight his way back to his feet, blocking a few right hands from BOBBY and returning fire. BOBBY is reeling back and ends up stumbling backward into his own corner where one of his own teammates slaps him on the shoulder for a tag!
MR. XWF TAGGED HIMSELF IN!!!
BOBBY looks surprised by the tag and possibly annoyed, but he goes out onto the ring apron with the other members of his team as MR. XWF storms into the ring like a ball of fire! MR. XWF runs at L DOUBLE E with a headbutt right into his face! MR. XWF hits a big forearm to L DOUBLE E which sends him stumbling around and MR. XWF catches him with a huge german suplex into the ring ropes so L DOUBLE E lands awkwardly and spills out of the ring in the process!
MR. XWF continues to go crazy with momentum as he starts nailing each member of the opposing team with shots to the face, knocking them all off of the apron!!! The crowd is going crazy! MR. XWF is on fire tonight! They all try to rush in the ring and attack MR. XWF but the referee stops them and reminds them that this is a TAG match and threatens to disqualify them! They argue that MR. XWF hit them first, but the referee still orders them all back to their side of the ring.
While the ref is distracted...
WE ARE FUCKING DAWN!!!
What the hell? DAWN just blasted MR. XWF with their double team finisher! They're destroying their own tag team partner with the move they call WE ARE FUCKING DAWN! (i.e. One girl superkicks the back of foe's head a split second before the other girl catches that same foe right in the face with a superkick. This causes the foe's neck to get severely hurt from their head being bounced forward and then back so quickly. The foe begins falling backwards where the first girl now leaps up and hits a frankensteiner from behind which causes foe to land in a very dangerous manner almost completely being bent backward in half as their head crushes down and their feet are still in the air being caught by the other girl who just turned it into a high angle boston crab, aka walls of Jericho with knee driven down into back of foe's head. They keep the submission locked in and the free girl bounces off the ropes and hits a running dropkick to the groin of MR. XWF as he remains locked in the hold.)
RED DAWN keeps that high angle boston crab locked in as BLACK DAWN keeps dropkicking MR. XWF in the groin! The ref doesn't see ANY of this!!! DAWN is trying to kill their own tag team partner!!!
Suddenly the other members of DAWN and MR. XWF's team have seen enough! JOSE CHAVEZ and RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI both rush into the ring...
...but The DAWN was expecting this...
BAM!
BAM!
Superkick to JOSE and superkick to RAIKENZA, one from each member of The DAWN! They lured them in on purpose! DAWN said they planned on sabotaging this entire match and going after their own team mates, and now they're DOING IT!!!
Almost as quick as a cat, both members of DAWN exit the ring and return into the ring armed with weapons they must have planted at ringside! BLACK DAWN has a pair of brass knuckles on... no make that two pairs! One on each fist! RED DAWN has a spiked club! RED DAWN hits the referee in his knee with the spiked club and BLACK DAWN follows up with a superman punch to the ref's face WITH those brass knuckles on!
THE REF IS OUT COLD!
ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE!!!
GENOCIDE runs at RED DAWN but she catches him in the shin with that spiked club, then BLACK DAWN follows up with a blazing one two punch combo with those brass knuckles. GENOCIDE goes down!
MICHAEL MAYHEM rushes at them next... SAME RESULT! Club to the leg and knucks to the face!!!
IAN JOHNSON and GRANYTE both start to surround The DAWN, but suddenly BOBBY PINZ comes up behind GRANYTE with another beer bottle!
SMASH!!! BOBBY busts GRANYTE wide open with that beer bottle! Both members of DAWN attack IAN JOHNSON and blast him with spiked club shots and brass knuckle shots repeatedly until he rolls out of the ring a bloody mess!
JOSE CHAVEZ and RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI are back up after being attacked by their own team mates, The DAWN, and now they return the favor. JOSE catches RED DAWN by kicking the spiked club out of her hand and it flies across the ring and into BOBBY's face by accident! JOSE didn't mean to kick the club into his own partner BOBBY's face like that but the damage has still been done because BOBBY is bleeding from the face now. Meanwhile RAIKENZA is dodging brass knuckle shots from BLACK DAWN and finally catches her arm and executes a well timed arm bar takedown. He keeps the arm bar locked in as JOSE CHAVEZ takes RED DAWN down with an arm bar of his own that he turns into the LABELLE LOCK!
RAIKENZA and JOSE both have members of their own team locked in submission holds!
At this point the members of the opposing team are regrouping in their corner and basically discussing strategy as they watch this team dismantle itself from within. MR. XWF is still down and out after that devastating onslaught by DAWN earlier, and BOBBY PINZ is still recovering from having a spiked club kicked into his face a moment ago. Even though JOSE had not done it on purpose, BOBBY is still pissed that he's bleeding now as a result and he's bleeding a LOT almost as if his blood is a lot thinner from drinking before the match. BOBBY shakes off the daze and wipes some blood away from his face. He notices that the opposing team members are all just watching at this point, so he takes his time and goes to ringside where it looks like he had another bottle of beer stashed! He opens the beer and takes a few swigs before getting into the ring and...
BLAST!!!
BOBBY throws the bottle down at JOSE who still had RED DAWN locked in the LaBelle Lock, but JOSE moved just in time! The bottle smashed into RED DAWN's shoulder instead! BOBBY goes to kick JOSE but JOSE catches his foot and then says something along the lines of "sorry kid I gotta do this now" before catching BOBBY in the side of the head with a brutal enziguri!
MR. XWF is finally rising to his feet just as he sees his partner JOSE CHAVEZ take down BOBBY PINZ who is also a member of their team. MR. XWF looks shocked!!! He doesn't waste time asking questions as this enrages him, so he goes right after JOSE!
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
MR. XWF just Rock Bottomed JOSE CHAVEZ!
RAIKENZA sees everything that just happened so he releases BLACK DAWN from the arm bar and tries explaining everything to MR. XWF. It actually works! MR. XWF looks really upset, even through his mask. He looks down at JOSE and seems unsure of what to do but finally he reaches down to try and help JOSE back up to his feet. He starts saying something to JOSE as he helps him up, but suddenly...
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
...to MR. XWF!!! JOSE just gave MR. XWF the Rock Bottom!!! The fans can't believe it! They're in an uproar as some are cheering, some are booing, but most are shocked! This entire team is crumbling from its foundation as its members destroy each other! RAIKENZA can't believe what he's seeing! JOSE is looking down at MR. XWF when he feels a hand on his shoulder, so he spins around to deliver a boot to the stomach and his "Fury" Canadian Destroyer! In the heat of the moment JOSE didn't even realize he was delivering the mover to another partner of his, RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI!!!
The fans are going mad! They can't believe any of this and JOSE also looks very upset about all of this while the members of the other team all remain in their corner and love every minute of it! Both members of DAWN are in great pain after being locked into submission holds by JOSE and RAIKENZA earlier, but they look very pleased with what they see! A smile creeps over their faces as they both slide out of the ring and start making their way to the back. They're leaving the match after causing their entire team to implode! Some of the members of the opposing team are actually applauding The DAWN as they continue making their way toward the back!
Both members of The DAWN have eliminated themselves!
This leaves JOSE standing in the ring, looking down at all three of his remaining team mates who are ALL down on the canvas! Believe it or not, JOSE is the one who took each of them down too! (the enziguri to BOBBY, the Rock Bottom to MR. XWF, and the Fury to RAIKENZA)
JOSE looks up and sees that there are still FIVE members of the other team, all looking right into his eyes and ready to rip him apart...
All five of them enter the ring and begin walking toward JOSE just as the referee finally wakes back up and demands that everyone return to their corner except L DOUBLE E and MR. XWF since that's who he remembers being the legal men last. The ref sees that MR. XWF is down on the canvas and then looks at JOSE who nods his approval that he's now the legal man for his team. The ref steps aside and let's JOSE CHAVEZ go right after L DOUBLE E with a flurry of kicks before bouncing off of the ropes and taking L DOUBLE E down with a hurricanrana. JOSE quickly follows up by locking L DOUBLE E in THE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT! (i.e. Daniel Bryan/ Bryan Danielson's Cattle Mutilation!)
JOSE has it locked in tight as the ref checks for the submission!!!
Yes! He has no choice but to submit!
L DOUBLE E has been eliminated!
JOSE immediately releases the hold and focuses on the next person who is entering the ring, MICHAEL MAYHEM. JOSE dodges a clothesline from MAYHEM but MAYHEM keeps running and gains momentum by bouncing off of the ropes to catch JOSE with an even harder spear! MAYHEM stomps JOSE a few times and then pulls him up onto his shoulders to deliver his Caotic Crush finisher (i.e. Mayhem picks his opp up onto his shoulders, spins them into an RKO) but JOSE somehow reverses it into a mid-air arm bar takedown which upon impact he turns into a LaBelle Lock! He's got it locked in tight!
JOSE applies as much pressure as possible to force the submission before anyone can break it up....
MAYHEM TAPS!!!
MICHAEL MAYHEM has been eliminated!
JOSE quickly gets to his feet as MAYHEM rolls out of the ring. GENOCIDE meets JOSE with a kick to the gut and then a "Black Death" Superkick which sends JOSE reeling back and landing in the corner where GENOCIDE quickly follows up with his patented "Corner Pocket" Running Facewash! Now GENOCIDE is signaling for something... could he be signaling for his finisher? GENOCIDE goes out of the ring and grabs a chair but the ref starts warning him not to use it! GENOCIDE opens up the chair in the middle of the ring and pulls JOSE over toward it... He's going for ULTIMATE GENOCIDE! (i.e. Piledriver through an open steel chair!) but JOSE gets out of it by pushing himself back and rolling out of the ring.
GENOCIDE gets pissed and grabs the chair to go after JOSE outside the ring.
JOSE sees that the ref is clearly watching, so JOSE puts his guard up but lets GENOCIDE hit him with the chair!
DING DING DING!!! The ref is calling for the bell!
GENOCIDE has been disqualified!
JOSE quickly rolls back into the ring after blocking the chair shot that got GENOCIDE disqualified. GENOCIDE throws his chair down and makes his way toward the back rather upset.
JOSE is still the only member of his team who is STANDING on his own feet! MR. XWF, RAIKENZA, and BOBBY PINZ are all still down on the canvas! It looks like they're recovering very slowly and trying to clear their heads, possibly not aware of what is currently happening.
Meanwhile the opposing team is down to IAN JOHNSON and GRANYTE, who both talk it over and decide that JOHNSON will go in against JOSE. JOHNSON catches JOSE with a quick series of clotheslines as he builds momentum and after the third clothesline he hits a springboard swanton bomb to JOSE and goes for the cover!
...1
...2
...KICKOUT BY JOSE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!
JOSE rolls out of the way of an elbow drop attempt and then catches JOHNSON with THE FURY! He follows up with a springboard leg drop and then goes to the top rope to deliver a 540 corkscrew! He quickly rolls JOHNSON over and locks in THE CAPITAL PINUSHMENT! Will he submit?
GRANYTE is entering the ring to break it up!!!
RAIKENZA recovers just in time to catch GRANYTE with a running STO to take him down as JOHNSON has no choice but to submit to Capital Punishment!
IAN JOHNSON has been eliminated!
The referee is ordering RAIKENZA back to his corner as MR. XWF and BOBBY PINZ also have gotten back up now. The ref also orders them to the corner as they eyeball JOSE CHAVEZ. JOSE looks back at them and puts his hands out to his sides and shrugs, saying something like "what do you want me to say?" While he is distracted he doesn't realize GRANYTE is getting back to his feet behind JOSE... and suddenly... THE ROLLING STONE! (i.e. It is a variation of The Trouble in paradise kick that Kofi Kingston uses, however it is mostly done from behind but of course can be done to the front if it suits a situation!)
GRANYTE covers JOSE!
...1
...2
...BOBBY PINZ breaks it up! But he goes after JOSE with several knee drops and then begins punching JOSE in the face. BOBBY's still pissed about what happened earlier! MR. XWF and RAIKENZA both enter the ring to try and break it up but BOBBY shoves them both back. BOBBY spits at RAIKENZA so RAIKENZA charges him with a running leg lariat but BOBBY dives out of the way and it hits GRANYTE instead! The ref is in the middle of everyone now and ordering them to stop fighting and return to their corner or get disqualified. This leaves JOSE in the ring with GRANYTE and both of them are starting to get back to their feet at the same time... LABELLE LOCK! JOSE locked it in out of nowhere!
GRANYTE is in excruciating pain! Will he tap?
He raises his free hand in the air and looks ready to begin tapping!!
His hand is shaking!!
HE ROLLS OUT OF IT AND ESCAPES! He somehow used one last burst of strength to roll out of the submission! JOSE quickly rushes to his feet and catches GRANYTE right in the side of the head with a hard kick before nailing him with THE FURY! He covers GRANYTE!
...1
...2
...THREE!!! JOSE CHAVEZ picks up the win for the remaining members of his team after an unbelievable showing here tonight! The fans are going mad and roaring their approval as a "JOSE" chant breaks out!
SURVIVORS: JOSE CHAVEZ, RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI, BOBBY PINZ, MR. XWF
All four men have earned spots in the upcoming XWF Championship Tournament! As the winners are announced, they all gather in the ring and several officials rush out to make sure they don't start fighting. Heated words are definitely being exchanged as the officials break it all up before it turns into a brawl.
Our scene fades to the Global Tron where a shot of THE TRISTAN SLATER is shown sitting in a director style chair in front of a "TWO AND A HALF MEN" backdrop which features Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cyer, and Angus T. Jones. The crowd boo's insanely as THE TRISTAN SLATER gazes into the camera. He's shown dressed in casual attire consisting of a "CLASH" black t-shirt. THE TRISTAN SLATER showcases his million dollar smile as he takes a deep breath before speaking as he intently gazes into the lens of the camera.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: The first thing I want to do is apologize to all the middle class citizens who purchased tickets to this event. I understand that most of you will be leaving unsatisfied because without THE TRISTAN SLATER on the card you're going to be reduced to dribble in regards to the wrestling talent that's been showcased thus far this evening.
Loud boo's ring out from all over the arena as the fans strongly disagree with the words TRISTAN has spoken.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: That being said the least I could do is give you all a mere glimpse of perfection personified, even if via satellite from Hollywood as I'm on the set of Two and Half Men. I asked for this time tonight to address several issues I have on my mind. The first thing I want to each and everyone of you out there to know is that RIGHT NOW you've got your eyes LOCKED on the man who WILL WIN the XWF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament...
The crowd is heard bellowing out "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK" which TRISTAN clearly cannot hear seeing as he's not in the actual building, yet the dumb f**ks in the crowd must be taking a page out of KRUSH KRAVEN'S playbook.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: While most of the simpletons on this roster are going to have to FIGHT for their spots in this tournament I've simply been handed a golden ticket, and why wouldn't I be? H*ll, I'm the reason this company has gained the traction it's gained over the last 3 weeks! I've made my intentions known that making friends with the nutsacks in the locker room isn't why I'm here. Friends are for people who can't get the job done on their own, which with a winning record is something I've CLEARLY shown I can do.
THE TRISTAN SLATER reaches off screen where he retrieves a bottle of water before removing the twist top where he takes a swig before continuing.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Until this tournament comes to creation I'm forced to set my sights on the top title this company has to offer at the moment, and that Championship is the United States Championship. While I have A LOT of fun poking at the stupidity of a KRUSH KRAVEN or a DARK SHADOW it's time that I take my rightful spot on top of this company as opposed to dealing with the bottom of the XWF talent pool. Screw the RICK RAIDER'S, screw the KRUSH KRAVEN'S, screw the DARK SHADOWS, and screw EVERYONE that isn't packing the United States Championship.
The chants of "YOU SUCK" grow louder and louder.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Two weeks ago I confronted JOSE CHAVEZ following a successful title defense over R.J. PALMER. I made my intentions known that I was going to be the man to stand before him and take his coveted Championship off his waist... but what happened? Instead of striking while the Iron was hot, SHANE CARVER opted to give the next Title match with some reject named CHUCK, and somehow that jizz stain actually did the unthinkable. He defeated JOSE and became the new XWF United States Champion, which made him public enemy number on to THE TRISTAN SLATER!
THE TRISTAN SLATER takes another swig from his bottle of water before continuing his address to the XWF audience.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: All week long I've been asked the same dumb f**king question by any and everyone who has crossed my path. That question is "Why did I steal CHUCK'S moment away from him following a hard fought victory?". Well, for all the simple minded people out there who have absolutely NO CLUE what it means to make a statement I'll give you the simplest answer I can dish out...
THE TRISTAN SLATER takes a deep breath before stating...
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Because I can!
This answer garners the loudest boo's of the night.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: I understand that I've come under a lot of fire about attacking that wiener from behind, but it was with that very attack that CHUCK sharded in his tights because he came to the quick realization that this title reign is nothing short of transitional at best because now I'm going to tear into him like a shark that smells blood in the water. It's alright CHUCK, placing second behind me isn't a bad thing... ask KRUSH KRAVEN.
TRISTAN CHUCKles under his breath as the long running KRUSH KRAVEN'S jokes never seem to get old.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Here's the million dollar question to you CHUCK. It's been nearly two weeks since I laid out a challenge to either you or JOSE CHAVEZ to a match on JUNE 2nd's Edition of Saturday Night Impact that neither one of you cowards have opted to answer. Why? Why haven't you answered the challenge to PROVE that you are the BEST on this roster? It's a legitimate question. If I was wearing the top strap in the company I would be READY to prove it on a nightly basis! It's alright though, that's the difference between you and I.
THE TRISTAN SLATER nods his head forward slightly before continuing his live promo.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: So here's what's going to happen... You're NOT going to have a choice. Next week YOU and I one on one for the UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP! I don't mind making you the transitional champion we all know you're actually going to be... but in case you're scared, in case you're worried about having that brand new Championship removed from your waist I'll afford you the option of just meeting me ONE ON ONE in a Non Title contest, but knowing if you go that route you're going to be exposed for the coward you truly are. I'll leave you all with this to close this out and bottom line it for each and everyone of you. The more you HATE me is the more you SELL me. I am THE TRISTAN SLATER... and I approve this message.
Will CHUCK nut up and accept the challenge to put the gold on the line, or will he opt to save his Championship and meet TRISTAN in a Non Title encounter?
2-on-2
MAIN EVENT
Tag Team Championships
&
X-Treme 24/7 Championship
Defending Tag Champs:
X-Treme Champ: PSICO
ARSENIC
-vs-
The Challengers:
CHUCK
"The King of Wrestling" PETER GILMOUR
Tag Team Match
X-Treme Rules added due to 24/7 X title!
If PSICO is pinned he loses the X-Treme title to whoever pins him, so if he is the legal man for the match and gets pinned he will lose the Tag & X-treme titles at the same time!
Cameras take us to the back where we get word that this match has already started! Sure enough our cameras catch PETER GILMOUR and PSICO both going toe to toe in the backstage area! PSICO shoves GILMOUR into several tall metal pipes that were standing upright and they all come falling down onto GILMOUR. PSICO then gets a large garbage dumpster and rolls it at GILMOUR as soon as he finds his way back up, and it crashes right into GILMOUR and sends him FLYING back. GILMOUR lands hard on those steel pipes and the concrete floor. PSICO runs toward the garbage dumpster and leaps up on top of it, using his momentum to soar up off of it and catching GILMOUR with Hysteria! (i.e. Corckscrew Shooting Star Press!)
Suddenly ARSENIC arrives on the scene with an ice chest and he drops the ice chest across GILMOUR's ribs! Ice and beers go flying everywhere out of the large ice chest as both ARSENIC and PSICO proceed to stomp away on GILMOUR relentlessly!
All of this backstage action is being shown to our live audience on the X-TRON as suddenly right under it we see CHUCK walk out onto the stage! CHUCK looks up at the X-TRON and gets a disgusted look on his face. He frowns and shakes his head "no" as he begins walking down the ramp and into the ring. He asks for a microphone and addresses our live audience while PSICO and ARSENIC continue to absolutely obliterate PETER GILMOUR backstage on the X-TRON!
CHUCK: Excuse me, but if anyone back there would like to have a wrestling match then please make your way to this ring... and if anyone here in our audience wants to SEE a wrestling match then keep your eyes on ME. Let's do this boys and leave the weapons behind if you've got any balls. I'll take you both on!
ARSENIC and PSICO hear this over the speakers backstage and it looks like they're heading toward the ring! Sure enough we see them both come out of the entrance way atop the ramp and they both make their way down to the ring where CHUCK is waiting for them. CHUCK tosses the microphone away and rubs his hands together as he keeps his eyes locked on them both. ARSENIC slowly enters the ring as PSICO walks up the ring steps and actually climbs the turnbuckle instead. ARSENIC goes right for CHUCK and attempts to grapple him but CHUCK grabs ARSENIC's arm and crushes him down hard into the canvas with an arm bar takedown straight into a crossface submission! This is not the first time CHUCK has scored this move so early against ARSENIC! ARSENIC can't believe it! He tries to push himself up out of the hold but CHUCK is applying too much pressure.
ARSENIC's hand is flailing around wildly when suddenly from high atop the turnbuckle, PSICO takes flight!
He soars through the air...
AND LANDS RIGHT ON ARSENIC! CHUCK moved out of the way at the last second! Before PSICO can even realize what happened, CHUCK is already all over him with a series of clubbing blows followed by a sit-out powerbomb! CHUCK rolls back to his feet quickly and grabs ARSENIC up, smashing him in half with a TRIPLE rib breaker! Those three shots may have caused serious damage to ARSENIC's ribs! CHUCK doesn't let go, but instead throws ARSENIC behind him with a fallaway slam that sends ARSENIC landing into the ring ropes awkwardly and getting tangled up in them.
CHUCK grabs PSICO and hoists him up over his shoulder for a running powerslam which he then follows up with a knee drop. CHUCK pulls PSICO back up and hits a twisting neck breaker! ARSENIC is starting to get himself loose from the ropes but CHUCK already sees him. CHUCK moves in quick but ARSENIC catches him with a desperate boot to the stomach as ARSENIC finally gets completely free of the ropes! ARSENIC lands a much harder kick to the stomach now and lifts CHUCK over his shoulder for some kind of slam but CHUCK slides down his back, escaping and also catching ARSENIC with a german release suplex.
CHUCK sees both of his opponents down on the canvas, looks down at his bare hands, and then looks to the crowd as he shouts something like "I didn't even need any weapons!" and the fans respond by booing him loudly!
CHUCK looks at the X-TRON and we still have a backstage view on there, where we can see PETER GILMOUR still laid out on the ground. He's moving a little bit as CHUCK grabs a mic and yells to him...
CHUCK: Get up GILMOUR and get out here. Are you really going to let me do ALL the work here? We're out in the ring where we belong, come join us sometime!
CHUCK throws the mic down and turns back to see ARSENIC up to one knee, struggling to regain his footing. CHUCK moves in but ARSENIC surprises him with a rising knee to the chest and then hitting The Sickness! (i.e. Fisherman's cradle spiked DDT!)
PSICO is getting back to his feet, sees what is happening, and he climbs up to the top rope! He hits his patented "Deja Vu" Double Moonsault!!!
PSICO hooks the leg for the cover!
...1
...2
...KICKOUT! ARSENIC is already kicking CHUCK in the head a split second after the kickout, and PSICO is already up and stomping on his midsection. They both stomp and kick CHUCK until PETER GILMOUR comes running out from the back! He's got a baseball bat in his hand!!!
GILMOUR slides into the ring and swings the bat but both PSICO and ARSENIC duck under it. He swings again and they duck under it. He swings a third time and they duck under it again!
CHUCK surprises PSICO from behind with a chop block to the back of the knee and he then quickly locks in the Muta Lock inverted STF as GILMOUR finally nails ARSENIC with that bat on his fourth try because ARSENIC got distracted! GILMOUR beats down on ARSENIC with that bat as ARSENIC tries to block the shots and tries to cover up. GILMOUR just keeps beating down on him while CHUCK keeps that submission locked tight on PSICO!
The ref is checking for the submission from PSICO...
But he won't give up! GILMOUR swings his bat like a golf club, hitting ARSENIC in the side and causing him to roll out of the ring from the impact. GILMOUR then turns to PSICO and raises the bat high above his head even though CHUCK has him in the Muta Lock still! CHUCK sees GILMOUR raising the bat and quickly releases the hold, yelling at GILMOUR. He asks him what the hell he is doing and GILMOUR argues that he wants to smash PSICO's head into pieces with that bat.
CHUCK yanks the bat out of GILMOUR's hands and throws it into the crowd! He yells something at GILMOUR about not pulling that type of BS while he's in the line of fire and then both men go back to work on their opponents. GILMOUR stomps on PSICO while CHUCK goes outside after ARSENIC who was starting to go under the ring and look for a weapon! CHUCK runs up and jumps, stomping down onto ARSENIC's lower back with all his weight to stop him from pulling out whatever weapon he might have found! CHUCK pulls ARSENIC out from under the apron and brings him up to his feet where he slaps him across the face! ARSENIC's eyes widen with rage as he blasts a closed fist toward CHUCK... reversed into an arm bar takedown into a crossface! Not again!! He lured him right in for it with that slap to the face!
The ref comes over to ringside and checks ARSENIC for the submission but he is trying to fight out of it with all he's got! His face is as red as a tomato and his veins are all popping out of his forehead and neck while he tries to break free but the hold is locked in too tight!
Meanwhile back in the ring we see GILMOUR pulling PSICO up to his feet and lifts him up on his shoulders, getting ready to deliver his finisher the KILLSWITCH. (i.e. PETER picks up his opponent in a GTS but instead of kneeing them in the face he grabs the neck and drops them with a vicious RKO/GILMOUR Cutter)
Outside the ring we see the ref checking on ARSENIC who is quickly starting to fade...
The ref lifts ARSENIC's hand to see if it falls...
IT FALLS!
If it falls 2 more times we will have new tag team champions!!!
The ref lifts ARSENIC's arm a second time...
IT FALLS AGAIN!!!
The ref lifts ARSENIC's arm one last time...
BOOM!
The sound of a high impact move can be heard from the ring, which causes the ref to turn around and look inside the ring where he just saw PSICO REVERSE THE KILLSWITCH INTO A PSICOSIS! GILMOUR IS DOWN AND OUT!!! PSICO goes for the cover and the referee lets go of ARSENIC's hand to rush into the ring and count the pinfall...
...1
...2
...THREE!!! PSICO PINS GILMOUR!!!
WINNERS: PSICO & ARSENIC
Meanwhile outside the ring CHUCK still has ARSENIC locked in the crossface and ARSENIC's hand is limp on the mat!
Wait a minute...
THAT MEANS HIS HAND FELL THE THIRD TIME! The ref dropped his hand that third time in order to rush into the ring and count the pinfall, so he didn't actually SEE it drop! CHUCK releases the hold when he hears the announcement of who won and he goes right up to the referee, screaming in his face and pointing out to ARSENIC at ringside. The ref tries to plead his case but CHUCK knocks him out with a hard right! CHUCK turns over to PSICO who is just getting back to his feet after pinning GILMOUR and CHUCK hits THE SAVIOR! (i.e. celtic cross!)
CHUCK goes out to ringside and grabs his United States Championship and holds it high above his head as he walks to the back to a round of unanimous booing from this packed house!
