-August 25th, 2012
Live from the Palace at Auburn Hills - Auburn Hills, Michigan
The camera pans over the crowd. Signs show the wrestler the fans support or hate.
From the corner, the fans begin to stir. The camera pans over to the corner and sees Anthony Douglas walking toward the walkway. He is not scheduled to be here and his music is not playing.
He walks into the walkway and slides into the ring. He takes the microphone out of the ring announcer's hand and throws the ring announcer out of the ring.
Anthony slams his hand on the mic to test it.
ANTHONY: Does this piece of shit work? Donathon you can sit in the back like the wrinkled, worthless piece of crap that you are. It's gotten to the point that the only thing I see on your is your ass running away from me, son! You want to pull this espionage bullshit? Anthony Douglas knows your testicles are solidly inside your body and if you can pull them out and act like a man, I know you don't have what it takes to go toe-to-toe with Anthony Douglas from bell-to-bell.
Anthony slides out the ring and grabs a chair, throwing it in the middle of the ring.
ANTHONY: From what I see, I have two pieces of shit that need to erased. One because he's worthless, the other because he's pathetic. I figure they both have Shane Carver's ass in their back pocket and they get everything they want, so I know Impact is about two to three hours long, so I will put this chair in the middle of the ring and I will not leave until Shane Carver comes out here. Get your yellow ass out here Shane because anyone you send to the ring I will put in a hospital.
Anthony sits down on the chair in the middle of the ring and points to the back.
ANTHONY: Shane, you got a problem, pal. You have a man who doesn't give a shit anymore. You can't fire me. You can't arrest me. You can't do shit to me, so you and I look each other in the face and you will give me everything I want, or I will do to you exactly what I did to Donathon and Peter Gilmour. You don't scare me, Shane. Nothing scares me.
Security comes to the ring. Anthony stands up and looks at them.
ANTHONY: What do you want? You five aren't Shane Carver. You go back there and tell Shane Carver to get his mealy mouthed little ass out here.
The security motions for Anthony to get out of the ring.
ANTHONY: You five feel froggy, come on and jump. No I'm not leaving this ring. Does someone have some whiskey? It's going to be long fucking night wait! Shut up, assholes. If you're smart, you'll get Shane now. Or I'll go back there, beat his ass, drag him by his short hairs out here and have him give me what I want using his blood as ink for the pen.
The security guards retreat.
ANTHONY: Exactly what I thought. Shane, you will give me exactly what I want now. Get yourself a pair of balls and buy a spine.
Shane Carver makes his way to the ring with a microphone and looks into the eyes of Anthony Douglas.
CARVER: How many potatoes did you bring me?
ANTHONY raises his microphone and speaks, but we can't hear him!
His mic has been cut!
CARVER: What's wrong? Potato got your potato? Why can't you potato? Well if this is the potato you were potatoing on about then I potato you, sir!
Shane drops the mic and exits the ring as Anthony Douglas yells into his mic but it still won't work!
Once Shane gets to the back, he appears on the X-Tron.
CARVER: Alright I apologize for that but I'm being told a potato cut your mic. Why don't you come to the back and meet with me personally? I'll be in room number potato.
Anthony Douglas begins running to the back to try and catch up with Shane Carver but when he gets to the back there is no sign of him!
T-X
- vs -
THE CRIMSON DONG
- vs -
REAPER
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
SUMMARY: The fans are very curious about these three individuals initially but once all three of them begin battling it out, it becomes crystal clear that something is VERY wrong with The Crimson Dong. He's basically acting as a punching bag for both T-X and Reaper who are both taking turns delivering their most devastating maneuvers to The Crimson Dong. Just the appearance of The Crimson Dong is offensive to everyone, including T-X and Reaper because they have to wrestle him in that tiny pair of somewhat see-thru underwear. T-X is actually starting to back off a bit and let Reaper do most of the work now that The Dong has been weakened severely. T-X watches intently as Reaper beats the Dong bloody! The Crimson Dong is covered with crimson!
T-X is actually starting to look amused as he continues to watch but this draws the attention of Reaper who charges at him... but T-X back body drops Reaper up and over the ropes! Reaper lands on the outside!
Wait a minute... why is The Crimson Dong tapping the canvas with one hand while gripping tightly onto his groin with the other? He screams in pain as he continues tapping very hard and fast on the canvas!
Is he... is he tapping OUT? Tapping out to... to nobody?
HE IS!!!
The ref sees him tapping out and calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!!!
What the hell is going on here?
T-X looks at the ref with a puzzled expression and begins to question him as Reaper also gets back into the ring and seems both confused and upset. The ref talks to the announcer and the official announcement is made...
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... The Crimson Dong has tapped out due to x-treme pain in his groin area. The referee has awarded the submission victory to BOTH Reaper and T-X!
Winners: Reaper & T-X
T-X raises his arms but as soon as he turns to the direction where Reaper is... he gets clotheslined down!
Reaper goes to the top rope to deliver the Deadly Drop!
He jumps!
OH MY GOD!
T-X sprung to his feet just in time to catch the soaring Reaper with his LIGHTS OUT Superkick!
Suddenly without warning...
Newcomer Jax Wesson comes running down to the ring!!!
The crowd is bewildered and not sure who this mysterious man could be. Jax gives two superkicks to an unsuspecting Reaper and Crimson Dong and then does his finisher the Manifest Destiny to T-X who has his back turned. As the three men are lying the ring hurt Jax rips the microphone from the announcer.
Jax rubs his chin and begins to slightly smile...
WESSON: ...You guys are pathetic...
Jax Wesson starts walking around the ring looking at the crowd-who has no idea what to make of this mystery man.
WESSON: Is this how you start off Saturday Impact? You give these fans these pieces of trash? This match was about as entertaining as watching paint dry. The FANS deserve MORE!
The crowd begins to cheer.
WESSON: ...But then again, these idiots probably think you morons have talent.
The crowd now begins to boo.
WESSON: I'm here to show the fans, the XWF, and the world, just what talent and greatness looks like. So consider this a challenge to any of you martyrs that are eating the mat right now, anyone in the back, or even the crowd if you think you're up to snuff for the one and only Jax Wesson. Consider this not only an open challenge but a warning as well. JW is here.
I Walk Alone blasts on the speakers and Wesson drops the mic and rolls out of the ring. As he walks down the aisle he looks back at the ring and smiles from ear to ear at his carnage.
ZANE BYERS
JOHN MADISON
- vs -
WRESTLER 82
TOMMY WISH
Tag Team, 1 Fall
SUMMARY: These four men battle it out for quite some time in what ends up being a classic wrestling bout. Eventually we come to a point in the ring where Wrestler 82 and Tommy Wish hit a double team powerbomb on Zane Byers. The ref had been knocked out a few minutes earlier by getting caught in the middle of a collision between John Madison and Zane Byers after they miscalculated their offense. With the ref knocked out, Wrestler 82 starts trying to revive him as Tommy Wish goes for his jumping DDT finisher on Byers and he nails it!
The ref starts to very slowly recover...
Tommy Wish covers Zane Byers as John Madison slides into the ring and catches Wrestler 82 with a steel chair shot to the skull! The ref is still pretty out of it so he doesn't necessarily realize what's happening just yet... Madison hits a Rebellion (Rock Bottom) right into the steel chair! He covers Wrestler 82 while Tommy Wish continues covering Zane Byers. The referee eventually shakes the cobwebs off and the first thing he happens to see is John Madison covering Wrestler 82. The ref begins making the count!
...1
...2
...Tommy Wish realizes that the ref is counting Madison's pin instead of his, so Wish gets off of Zane Byers and rushes over to break up the cover...
...but he's just a split second too slow! THREE!
Winners: John Madison & Zane Byers
Madison picks up the win as Wish comes crashing down onto him with a frantic forearm smash that was just a split second too late to stop the count. Madison is sent rolling out under the bottom rope and holds the back of his head as he circles around ringside and then makes his way up the ramp, still looking back to the ring at Tommy Wish and saying something as he points angrily at Wish.
PETER GILMOUR
- vs -
DEVAN DIAMOND
X-treme Rules
Winner gets to choose a partner for a future #1 contender tag match
SUMMARY: Devan Diamond gets the jump on Peter Gilmour early when he clubs him in the back of the head before the ref calls for the bell! Diamond continues beating on Peter Gilmour for a good portion of the match after catching the early advantage but after a few minutes, Gilmour catches Diamond with a huge black hole slam! Gilmour pulls Diamond back up to his feet and hits a Gilmour Cutter!
The cover!
...1
...2
DIAMOND KICKS OUT! Gilmour is enraged! He begins stomping mercilessly on Diamond and then goes out of the ring to get a steel chair. He returns with the chair and begins smashing Devan Diamond with it over and over again. Gilmour follows Diamond as he rolls out of the ring and tries making his way up the ramp, toward the back. Diamond ends up ducking under a wild chair shot from Gilmour and then catching Gilmour with a low blow! Diamond makes his way to the back but Gilmour follows and they continue to brawl all through the back stage area.
They end up fighting all the way into Shane Carver's office!
They smash right through the cheap wall and into Shane's office as he jumps back in shock!
CARVER: What the...?
Carver begins whipping potatoes at both men as hard as he can. He's standing next to a huge PILE of potatoes!
A potato bings Gilmour right in the nose and blood begins to pour from his nose.
CARVER: Hahaha! I broke Gilmour's nose with a potato! That's what you get for breaking my bedroom wall!
Carver continues whipping potatoes and one catches Devan Diamond right in the ear! Diamond holds his ear and looks at Shane but that distraction is just what Gilmour was looking for! Gilmour rushes at Diamond but Diamond sees him out of the corner of his eye and moves out of the way... Gilmour ends up running right into Shane Carver! Gilmour and Carver both fall into the pile of potatoes as Diamond can be seen putting on a chain-mail glove! Where did he get that from?!?
BAM!
Diamond nails Gilmour in the face with the glove! He covers Gilmour but there's no referee in Shane's office!
DIAMOND: Dammit! Where's the ref!? Wake up Carver and make this count!
Shane Carver begins to stir as he pushes some potatoes off of himself and sits up. He sees Diamond making the cover and just starts laughing.
CARVER: Hahaha! Yeah right... I'm going to go out of my way to officiate a brawl that is destroying my bedroom? I don't think so! This match was supposed to determine which one of you gets to choose a partner and go for the tag titles... right? Well, if you guys can't even keep it in the ring and have to rip my bedroom to shreds then that tells me I want to see you a-holes go at it again. As far as I'm concerned YOU BOTH have earned what you're looking for here today. Choose your partners wisely because the most likely scenario is that you'll be involved in a multi-team match for the XWF Tag Team Championships within the next few weeks! Now get the hell out of my office or I'm going to push potatoes into your damn eye sockets!
Both men get to choose a partner and will both be involved in the Tag Title match! Who will they each choose?
BRENT HARLEY
ANTHONY DOUGLAS
- vs -
RANDALL CROSS
DONATHAN DE SADE
Tag Team, 1 Fall
SUMMARY: When Devan Diamond made his way out to the ring to inform Anthony Douglas that he was going to fill in for Brent Harley, it didn't go over so well. Douglas ends up smashing the ring bell into Devan Diamond's face after catching him with a cheap shot to the nuts. The fans can't believe Douglas' actions and officials have to help Diamond to the back before the match even begins.
Once Randall Cross makes his way to the ring, he looks around and puts his hands out like he's wondering where his partner could be...
Suddenly up on the X-Tron...
It's Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade! He is walking calmly through the backstage area with a pair of sunglasses on and a fedora. It doesn't appear as though he's here to compete; he's wearing one of his usual style of suits instead of any ring gear.
Anthony Douglas is enraged at the sight of Donathan as the camera follows him through the backstage area. We now hear Donathan's voice over the speakers even though he doesn't appear to be moving his lips. This must be some sort of voice-over...
DE SADE: I hear what they're saying -- Donathan isn't showing up this week... Donathan hasn't shown up this week. How ignorant to obvious realities some people can really be. When it comes to in-the-flesh presence -- I've arrived, and with motivation. The motivation to win. When it comes to a promo presence -- I've got one on the books from last week even when I wasn't officially competing in a match so even in that sense I've got momentum into this match in the eyes of anyone who truly keeps track and pays attention to these finer details.
At this time we see Donathan De Sade walk out from the back and down the ramp. The voice-over continues as he approaches the ring calmly; without expressing even the slightest reaction to any fans on either side of him as he walks. Randall Cross remains in the ring during all of this and keeps his cool; simply looking on to see what transpires as the Donathan's voice continues to echo throughout the arena.
DE SADE: Everything is about strategy -- it's all about staying on top; easy to do when nobody truly knows your height. To think I am down when I'm still looking at your position from above is to lie down on your back like a dog submitting to its owner.
Donathan De Sade enters the ring and stands directly in front of Anthony Douglas. The voice-over continues...
DE SADE: It is at this time that we're all about to see Anthony Douglas put me at an even higher position than I've already been elevated to before today -- a position of complete sight and more thorough control. Referee on duty; be so kind as to ring the starting bell for this contest?
The ref signals for the bell and the match officially begins!
In the ring, still standing in front of Anthony Douglas; Donathan reaches into his jacket pocket to produce some kind of large dart. He simply holds the dart in his hand and looks down at it as the voice-over seems to be finished.
CRACK!
Anthony Douglas strikes Donathan hard in the jaw and then hits the High Noon on him! The dart goes rolling but Anthony Douglas grabs it and begins stabbing it into Donathan repeatedly!
No!
The ref is calling for the bell! It's over! Anthony Douglas has gotten himself disqualified!
Winners: Randall Cross & Donathan De Sade
Anthony Douglas throws the dart into the crowd and begins to yell at the referee but when the referee yells back, Anthony cracks him in the jaw with a hard right and knocks him out!
Douglas has lost control! Now he's going after Randall Cross! The two of them exchange blows even though this match is over and Randall begins to gain the upper hand until Douglas hits a knee to Randall's gut and then takes him down with a gutwrench powerbomb. Douglas goes out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He returns to begin attacking Randall with it but Randall escapes the ring and then reaches back in under the ropes to grab Douglas' ankles and he pulls him outside of the ring with him. Douglas hits the matting at ringside with a hard thud and loses his grip of the steel chair as Randall Cross returns the favor by grabbing the chair and cracking it down into Douglas' shoulder and then raises the chair again but Douglas kicks him in the groin! Cross drops the chair and falls to his knees as several officials finally arrive to break this up.
TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH
KIMBERLEIGH ALVES
GRIFFIN MACALISTER
- vs -
MR. NATURAL
MYSERY
w/ CELEBRITY
Tag Team, 1 Fall
Winners get a tag team title match in the near future
SUMMARY: Griffin MacAlister and Kimberleigh Alves enter the ring ready for a fight. Mysery makes his entrance with Celebrity but Mr.Natural is no where to be found. It seems Mysery will be taking on Griffin and Kimberleigh on his own. Mysery looks around and climbs into the ring showing no fear. Mysery immediatley goes forward attempting to lock up with Kimberleigh Alves. Kimberleigh gives a look of disgust and steps aside as Griffin MacAlister immediately hits Mysery with a spear. MacAlister begins to dominate Mysery in the ring as Mysery desperately struggles to regain a bit of control in the ring. Griffin knocks Mysery to the mat and covers for the pin. Celebrity having other ideas sneaks up behind the ref and knocks him out with her large designer handbag. Wait, how did just a handbag knock out the ref? Mysery kicks out and tosses Griffin off him. Celebrity starts to make her exit from the ring and turns right into a bitch slap from Kimberleigh Alves. Shocked Celebrity is caught off guard as Kimberleigh Alves takes that moment to deliver a superkick to Celebrity's face knocking Celebrity out of the ring.
Kimberleigh Alves turn her attention to Mysery and MacAlister now. MacAlister seems to have been knocked down because Alves is hit with a clothesline from Mysery. Griffin suddenly climbs to his feet and hits Mysery with a dropkick before he's able to touch Kimberleigh again. Griffin turns to Alves and offers his hand and helps her to her feet. Mysery is back on his feet just in time to receive a spear from Kimberleigh Alves. Kimberleigh Alves moves away looking a bit disgusted and Griffin locks the P.O.A onto Mysery as the ref snaps into consciousness. Mysery seems to be in intense pain but Griffin doesn't let go. Mysery is smiling the whole time almost like he's enjoying the pain. Griffin takes note and wrenches the hold harder then anyone has seen him do before until Mysery finally passes out and the ref has no choice but to call for the bell!
Winners: Griffin MacAlister & Kimberleigh Alves
MAIN EVENT
SCORPIUS
- vs -
RAYMOND HATCHER
TYLER DECKER
X-treme Rules, 1 Fall
Non-Title
SUMMARY: This match was quite amazing in the fact that Scorpius had so many second winds even though he was being overwhelmed by the Tag Team Champions! It might even be appropriate to say he had back up winds in addition to his second wind.
At one point Hatcher and Decker eventually got Scorpius into a position where they were able to apply their double team crossface and heel hook combination! This maneuver almost tore Scorpius apart but he somehow survived it until the point of them finally releasing it. Scorpius ends up rolling out of the ring and then he crawls under the ring, possibly to look for a weapon...
Hatcher and Decker start looking around for him but don't see him anywhere so Decker lifts the ring apron to look under it and BLAST!!! A fire extinguisher is shot into his face from under the ring! Decker stumbles back and waves his hands to try and clear the air as Scorpius literally bursts out from under the ring with a spear so hard that he smashes Decker through the ringside barrier and into the fans! A small "holy shit...holy shit" chant begins!
Scorpius looks pumped! He looks renewed! Hatcher surprises him from behind and the match continues for several more minutes.
Eventually Hatcher and Decker hit another double team maneuver on Scorpius outside of the ring. Scorpius ends up crawling under the ring again and this time after a few minutes he emerges from the opposite side of the ring. He stays low and sneaks around the ring, coming up behind Raymond Hatcher and surprising him with a reverse DDT! He quickly follows up by hitting the DEATHSTRIKE Superkick on Tyler Decker! Scorpius rolls Hatcher back into the ring and pulls him up, smacks his face a few times rapidly to revive him a little, and then shoves him back so that as Hatcher is stumbling backward Scorpius thrusts forward with another DEATHSTRIKE! He has hit that move on both tag champs now!
He goes for the cover...
...1
...2
Decker starts to recover and he slides into the ring to try and break up the pin...
He leaps toward the pin with a diving double axe handle to the back of Scorpius' head...
As this happens, we also see Hatcher starting to kick out...
Just as the ref's hand hits the canvas for a third time! It's over! Both Hatcher's kicking out and Decker's desperation dive were a fraction of a split microsecond too late!
Winner: Scorpius
With the match over, Scorpius grabs a mic and begins speaking.
SCORPIUS: Shane…. OH SHANE!!! There you have it Shane, one man, ONE AWESOME MAN was just able to defeat your tag team champions so how about you get out here and make it official. Come out and award me an XWF tag title shot sometime after Unstoppable. You know damn well I deserve it Shane, if that douche bag Mr. Natural deserves a tag title shot and a number one contenders match with a different partner in the same week then I deserve a title shot for beating the tag champions single handedly.
Suddenly Shane Carver emerges from the backstage area with a mic on one hand and a potato in the other. Shane holds the potato up to his ear and laughs before speaking.
CARVER: He’s right you know.
SCORPIUS: EXACTLY! Thanks for my title shot Shane…
CARVER: NO! Not you.
Shane points to the potato.
CARVER: Him.
Scorpius now gets a puzzled look on his face.
SCORPIUS: Right about what exactly.
CARVER: He says that while this little one man tag team of yours has been entertaining, we can’t give you a title shot.
SCORPIUS: AND WHY THE HELL NOT!
CARVER: Shhh… Don’t interrupt. He says that to be a tag team you have to have a partner and that a one man tag team is pure insanity.
SCORPIUS: Insanity? Shane… you’re taking advice from a potato!
CARVER: SO! He graduated magna cum laude from Idaho University! He also wants everybody to know that I just said cum.
Shane now begins to laugh and high five the potato.
SCORPIUS: So you’re telling me that you won’t give me a title shot because I don’t have a partner.
CARVER: Now you’re getting it.
SCORPIUS: Well Shane I didn’t want to have to do this but it appears as though you’re going to force my hand. I do have a partner Shane and I’d like for you to meet him, so everybody give a big round of applause for…. Ah it’ll be better if I just show you, COME ON OUT!
Suddenly a man emerges from beneath the ring it’s… it’s… IT’S SCORPIUS!
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM! The second Scorpius rolls into the ring and looks up the ramp at Shane Carver.
CARVER: Ha ha nice try Scorpius but your reflection doesn’t count as a tag partner.
Both Scorpiuses now bury their faces in their palms.
SCORPIUS: He’s not my reflection Shane because if he was I wouldn’t be able to do this.
Scorpius punches the other Scorpius in the stomach.
SCORPIUS: After my set back last week I wanted to make damn sure that I would win tonight so I went and recruited an old friend of mine to make it happen. He was the second step in my BOTR, and his name is Scorpio. So you see Shane I have a partner so when do we… When does Venom get a shot at the tag titles?
Shane nods his then pulls the potato away from his ear and looks at it.
CARVER: Are you sure?
Shane puts the potato back to his ear.
CARVER: If you say so… Scorpius my adviser says sure but with the amount of other teams who are already waiting to cash in title shots, it may take a while. So you’ll get what you seek in due time Scorpius, in due t-
Shane stops as he's shocked to see in the ring...
A ROCK BOTTOM!
SCORPIUS JUST GOT ROCK BOTTOMED BY MR. XWF OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!!!
A mild roar emanates from the fans in attendance who were hoping to see this happen tonight after voting online!
Mr. XWF quickly rolls out of the ring to avoid Scorpio after hitting the Rock Bottom on Scorpius. Scorpio does not look happy!
Mr. XWF grabs a mic and starts slowly walking up the ramp as he keeps his eyes on the ring. Shane Carver is still at the top of the ramp but he's starting to back up after knowing how many times he's already been attacked in the past by Mr. XWF. Shane DOES NOT want to be attacked here tonight.
MR. XWF: Would you believe that in a worldwide poll more than 30% of the PEOPLE wanted to see Scorpius receive the Rock Bottom? I SURE AS FUCK BELIEVE IT! I PUT UP A LIVE POLL JUST DAYS AGO WITH ALLLLLLLL SORTS OF NAMES UP AND DOWN THE LIST! I TOOK SOME HEAT FROM SOME SHIT-TALKERS ABOUT PUTTING UP SUCH A BOLD POLL BUT I HAVE DONE EXACTLY AS I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO! I LAID THAT SMIZZACK DIZZOWWWWNNNN ON THE BITCH THAT YOU......THE PEOPLE......THE PEOPLE WHO I AM THE #1 COCK OF......YOU ALMOST ALLLLL WANTED TO SEE THAT PAINTED BASTARD IN THE RING HIT ROCK-ALOCK-BUH-BUH-BUH-BOTTOM TOOOOONIGHT!
I'm going to continue this trend JUST LIKE I PROMISED I WAS GOING TO DO and I'm going to be putting another poll up shortly after Impact tonight! Next poll will give everyone AND ADMIRAL APPENDAGE MEANS ALLLLLLLLLL OF YOU...
The fans pop considerably loud at this point.
Mr. XWF: ...THE CHANCE TO VOTE ON WHO'S GONNA GET THAT MOTHERFUCKING ROCK BOTTOM ON THE UPCOMING EPISODE OF WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARRRRRFAAAAARE! THE PEOPLE'S COCK IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE, AND SEPTEMBER IS GOING TO BE THE MONTH OF THIS BOY WITH THE BIIIIIIIIG OL' DIIIIIIICK! MARK MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WORDS, BIZZITCH! September begins my rise......and by god do I mean rise......and there ain't no motherfucker on this entire goddamn roster that's gonna stop me! AIN'T A GOD....DAMN....MOTHER....FUCK....ER.....WHO.....IS....GO....ING......TO........STOP...ME! NO ONE!
The fans give a surprisingly generous ovation as Mr. XWF laughs and then looks up the ramp where Carver still is standing.
MR. XWF: And you! I heard you making some comments recently about how I learned my lesson about putting my hands on XWF management? Did you NOT see me lay this dizzick down across Miyoko Kawashitbag, not once but twice, the other fucking night on goddamn motherfucking Warfare? DID YOUR CRACK SMOKING, POTATO FUCKING ASS SOMEHOW MISS THAT SHIZZIT, FUCKBALL? WELL LET'S SEE IF YOU MISS THIS!
Mr. XWF drops the mic and starts running up the ramp toward Shane at full speed. Shane immediately drops his mic and runs to the back as fast as he can, narrowly avoiding contact with That Boy With The Big Ol' Dick!
Will Scorpius retaliate against the Rock Bottom that the people voted him to receive here tonight?
Who will receive the next Rock Bottom on Wednesday Warfare after Warfare GM Miyoko Kawashima received it TWICE last week?
Several minutes later...
Shane Carver is seen walking through the parking garage of the Palace Arena very quickly, still looking behind him every few seconds to make sure he isn't being followed by Mr. XWF. As Shane is walking, he notices a trunk full of the poatatos, his eyes brighten up as if he was a kid in a candy store. Carver rushes over and all of a sudden gets hit in the back with a steel chair. Carver drops to the floor in pain. The camera moves back to see Christopher Jax is standing over Carver with a steel chair in hand. Jax picks up Carver off the ground, and places carver's right hand on the car smashing it with the trunk door. On impact, you hear the bones cracking and breaking echo through the parking garage, as Carver screams in pain and agony. Shane grabs his hand and begins to roll on the gound just screaming. Jax drops down........
Chris: Do I have your respect and attention now?
Chris gets back up and begins to walk away as the camera focuses on Shane laying on the ground as XWF Impact goes off the air.
