Welcome to Saturday Night Impact everyone! There was an altercation moments ago just as various XWF superstars were arriving at Arrowhead Pond here in Anaheim, California. Let's take you now to the footage that just took place outside of the venue...
A black car pulls into a parking spot and parks. After the car shuts off, new XWF superstar RAIKENZA GRAPPHITI steps out of the car with a tote bag slung over his shoulder. He starts walking towards the venue when all of a sudden he is ambushed from behind! ARSENIC hits a running clothesline to the back of GRAPPHITI's head which puts him flat on the asphalt. ARSENIC quickly lays the boots to GRAPPHITI before he can stand up. ARSENIC pulls GRAPPHITI to his feet and pulls him on top of the hood of his car. ARSENIC lifts GRAPPHITI up in an inverted suplex... ARSENIC SMILE!! OH! MY! GOD!!!
GRAPPHITI landed face first on the windshield of his own car, with all of his weight coming down awkwardly on his head and neck! His windshield is destroyed! GRAPPHITI rolls over and his face is absolutely covered in blood. ARSENIC rises to his feet, looks down at the carnage he has caused and smiles. He jumps off the hood of the car as the camera cuts back to the arena.
FROST
-vs-
EMMA FORD
Standard Match
The match begins with FROST circling EMMA very slowly but when he least expects it, EMMA suddenly thrusts forward with a side kick that lands right across FROST's jaw! FROST goes down hard and EMMA looks out to the fans for a moment as they go wild with cheers for her sudden strike! FROST starts to get to his feet as EMMA scoop slams him back down followed by a leg drop.
The fans continue to cheer as EMMA circles around FROST who is slowly getting back up. EMMA pushes FROST into the corner and follows up with a stiff elbow across the face which stuns FROST while EMMA climbs the turnbuckle. She sits on the top rope and grabs FROST's neck with her legs, kind like a victory roll, but instead of flipping over and pinning, she jumps off and lands on the back of FROST's neck! That's THE FALLING STAR!!!
The fans roar their approval as EMMA smiles for just a second before pinning FROST ...1 ...2 ...THREE!
WINNER: EMMA FORD
We are getting word that there is some sort of commotion happening backstage!
The camera cuts to backstage and we see ARSENIC brutally attacking PSICO PAYASO. ARSENIC slams PSICO's head into the brick wall several times, leaving his forehead smeared with blood. ARSENIC lets go of him and he staggers backwards. ARSENIC picks up the bloodied PSICO in a torture rack position and delivers an absolutely devastating modified death valley driver onto a steel chair!! That's the move ARSENIC refers to as Angry Again! OH MY GOD! THE HUMANITY!
PSICO PAYASO doesn't look in good shape at all. His head landed at an extremely awkward angle before going through the steel chair and landing on the concrete. PSICO is not moving whatsoever!
TRISTAN SLATER
-vs-
KRUSH KRAVEN
X-Treme Rules Match
Pinfall/Submission Counts Anywhere
Before this match has a chance to begin, SHANE CARVER walks out from the back and grabs the microphone.
CARVER: Ladies and gentlemen of Anaheim, California! Welcome to Saturday Night Impact!
The fans let out a loud roar but are quickly interrupted by SHANE CARVER.
CARVER: Shut up! What? I said shut up! What? What? What?
This seems to be one of SHANE's weird days. This happens from time to time after he suffered numerous attacks from various individuals toward the end of last year. The fans are booing him as he continues.
CARVER: As some of you may already know, KRUSH KRAVEN requested that his match with TRISTAN SLATER be moved to the main event considering how much attention they have both gotten and the fact that their match IS and WAS the hottest match of the entire week on our website's Hotlist! This got me thinking maybe he has a point! I told him that if he and TRISTAN can agree on HEADS or TAILS for a coin flip then I'll give them that flip. They both agreed on HEADS so here is the flip!!!
SHANE CARVER flips a quarter high, really high into the air. It actually goes so high that we hear it hit something metal and bounce off somewhere into the crowd. SHANE is pissed!
CARVER: That was my only quarter! Now what the hell am I supposed to do?!?!?!?!? Can one of you idiots loan me a quarter?!?
A fan - make that several fans - all begins throwing quarters at SHANE CARVER!
CARVER: Ouch! I only needed one you idiots! Thank you ver...ouch! Dammit!!!!!!! This Anaheim crowd sucks!!!!!!!
The fans are whipping quarters at him harder now! He uses his trench coat to cover himself up and protect himself from all the quarters being thrown. Eventually the fans run out of quarters and SHANE kicks some of the quarters back at the fans at ringside.
He picks up a quarter and flips it high into the air!
He catches it!
HEADS!
CARVER: TRISTAN SLATER vs KRUSH KRAVEN has been moved to our main event! Now let's see if they can live up to all that hype all week long and all that trash talking. I can't wait to see them try to destroy each other!
SHANE CARVER exits the ring as fans start throwing other various coins at him now. He runs up the ramp quickly and disappears to the back.
The camera cuts to a back hallway in the Arrowhead Pond. On the various dressing room doors are placards stating whose dressing room is whose. The camera zooms in on the card saying "AALIYAH MONROE"...
The door silently and slowly opens a crack. The camera peers in and we see AALIYAH MONROE sitting topless in front of a vanity, getting ready for the show! Her back is to the camera. The camera pans to the person opening the door and it's none other than ARSENIC! ARSENIC has a wicked grin on his face, he obviously has some shenanigans planned. With blinding speed, ARSENIC runs into AALIYAH MONROE'S dressing room and grabs a pair of panties sitting on the table along with her bra that she has yet to put on... A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PANTY RAID! Classic!
ARSENIC is laughing as he grabs the silken treasures and runs out of the room! AALIYAH MONROE screams in shock and jumps to her feet. It takes her a few moments to understand what has happened. She turns towards the camera, with her breasts exposed (but unfortunately for the people at home, blurred out) and starts running for the door. ARSENIC was waiting in the hallway!
As soon as AALIYAH MONROE stepped out of the dressing room, ARSENIC hit a drop toe hold that sent AALIYAH MONROE face first into the white cinder block wall on the other side of the hallway!! OH MY GOD!! There is a splatter of blood at the point of impact. AALIYAH MONROE is out cold! ARSENIC quickly pulls AALIYAH MONROE to her feet and hits a chokebreaker... PUNISHMENT! AALIYAH MONROE is topless and out cold! OH MY GOD!
JOHN LAW
"The Grappling Guru" DOUBLE G
-vs-
ALEX HARDY
DARK SHADOW
Standard Tag Match
JOHN LAW and DOUBLE G discuss in their corner who should start out the match for their team, but suddenly DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY surprise them with dropkicks to their backs! JOHN LAW actually goes tumbling out of the ring and DOUBLE G hits the corner turnbuckle. DARK SHADOW rams a shoulder into DOUBLE G's back and then whips him toward ALEX HARDY who catches him with a samoan drop. JOHN LAW makes his way back into the ring but both ALEX and SHADOW take him down with a double team DDT.
DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY get ready as JOHN LAW gets to his feet.... they hit DA BOMB! (i.e. Team 3D's finisher!)
ALEX shoves DOUBLE G out of the ring as DARK SHADOW covers JOHN LAW for the rather easy ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!
WINNERS: DARK SHADOW & ALEX HARDY
The scene cuts back to the office of SHANE CARVER. SHANE is shown pushing paper when in walks THE TRISTAN SLATER. SHANE CARVER doesn't bother to look up.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: CARVER...
Still nothing from SHANE.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: I'm the hottest piece of talent on your dismal roster and I DEMAND you look at me!
SHANE continues to flip through various papers.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: You're going to play this game, eh? Pretend like you don't hear me all you want, pecker wad, but not only have I captivated the attention of the XWF locker room, I've also got the attention of CENTURION as well... an alleged "Legend" to this piss poor company! You know just as well as I do that I'm the only thing that saving this place from sinking. With that said I want you to forego some stupid World Championship Tournament, and I want you to give me the Championship I so rightfully deserve!
Nothing from SHANE.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Cute CARVER, real cute... I just want you to know that what happens next solely rests in your hands.
THE TRISTAN SLATER turns his back to SHANE CARVER before leaving the office. Once SLATER is gone we see SHANE reach up to his ears where he removes a set of ear plugs.
SHANE CARVER: Did I miss something?
MR. XWF
CHASM
-vs-
"The King of Wrestling" PETER GILMOUR
CHUCK
#1 Contender Match for Tag Titles
Standard Tag Match
The ref calls for the bell! DING...DING...DING....
The Number One Contenders Tag Team Match is under way as CHASM starts off for his team and PETER GILMOUR starts of for his. They lock to lock up but GILMOUR takes the low road with a rake to the eyes which is followed up with right hands by GILMOUR who throws CHASM into the ropes. CHASM comes off the ropes into a Big Boot to the face by GILMOUR. GILMOUR drops a leg drop across the throat of CHASM where he executes a over.
ONE ...TWO ...MR. XWF pulls GILMOUR off the cover. GILMOUR stands up where he picks CHASM up before slinging him into the corner that houses CHUCK. The crowd boo's as GILMOUR distracts the referee allow CHUCK to choke CHASM with the tag rope! CHUCK removes the ropes from around CHASM neck as GILMOUR runs towards the corner connecting with a Stinger Splash! CHASM staggers out of the corner into a Side Walk Slam by GILMOUR! GILMOUR stands up where he tags CHUCK into the match. CHASM looks to stand up where he's met by CHUCK with a Springboard Dropkick off the top turnbuckle! CHUCK makes the cover.
ONE ...TWO ...CHASM escapes the near fall. CHUCK stand up where he picks CHASM up off the mat. He drives CHASM back into the ropes before sending him across the ring, CHASM bounces off the ropes where MR. XWF makes the blind tag to a resounding pop from the crowd. CHASM manages to duck under a clothesline attempt from CHUCK but it's MR. XWF who lands a sling shot headbut to CHUCK! MR. XWF takes over as CHASM exits the ring. He picks CHUCK up off the mat where he delivers yet another... HEADBUT which knocks CHUCK back into a nuetral corner. MR. XWF charges forward where he mets a reverse elbow from CHUCK that sends MR. XWF staggering out towards the center of the ring. CHUCK runs out from the corner where MR. XWF looks to deliver a Tilt-A-Whirl Slam that counters into a Flying Headscissors by CHUCK! CHUCK stands to his feet where he tags GILMOUR back into the ring. MR. XWF stands up where he ducks a GILMOUR clothesline that sends GILMOUR bouncing off the ropes and into a Headbut to the jaw from MR. XWF that sends GILMOUR back into the ropes. MR. XWF runs towards GILMOUR looking to send him over the top rope but PETER elevates MR. XWF to the floor with a back body drop! GILMOUR rolls out to the floor where he meets MR. XWF with a boot to the chest before sending him face first into the ring post. GILMOUR picks MR. XWF up off the floor before throwing him back into the ring where he follows him in making a cover...
ONE
TWO
THR ...NO!
MR. XWF kicks out before the three count. GILMOUR is the first to his feet. He meets MR. XWF with a right hand to the jaw. MR. XWF lands a straight headbut across the bridge of the nose of GILMOUR before planting a boot to the midsection where he follows up with a vicious spike DDT on GILMOUR! MR. XWF siezes the opportunity to put this one away by executing the cover!
ONE
TWO
THR ...NO! GILMOUR kicks out! MR. XWF is the first to his feet. He bounces off the ropes where CHASM tags back into the match to the schagrin of MR. XWF who's momentum is interrupted which allows GILMOUR to recover. GILMOUR looks for a double clothesline which is ducked by both MR. XWF and CHASM. GILMOUR bounces off the ropes into a double flap jack by the team of MR. XWF and CHASM! CHASM makes the cover on GILMOUR!
ONE
TWO
CHUCK makes the save! CHUCK picks CHASM up off the mat before sending him crashing shoulder first into the ring post behind the referee's back who is steadily getting MR. XWF out of the ring. GILMOUR reaches his feet where he pulls CHASM back into the ring. He takes him by the throat before delivering a Chokeslam to CHASM! CHUCK quickly enters the ring running across the ring where he nails MR. XWF with a clothesline that sends him crashing to the floor as GILMOUR executes the cover.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
DING....DING...DING... The bell rings as GILMOUR and CHUCK are announced the new number one contenders for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
#1 TAG CONTENDERS: PETER GILMOUR & CHUCK
The crowd boo's intently as GILMOUR and CHUCK have won the right to challenge the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. CHUCK and GILMOUR begin to work over CHASM with a double team attack. CHUCK picks CHASM up before leveling him with a SPEAR! GILMOUR picks CHASM up off the mat where he grabs him by the throat a second time. The crowd cheers as MR. XWF slides back into the ring as GILMOUR delivers a second Chokeslam to CHASM! MR. XWF reaches his feet where he catches CHUCK with a ROCK BOTTOM!!
MR. XWF: ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
The crowd roars as MR. XWF is back to his feet where he measures GILMOUR who's celebrating the victory. PETER turns right around into...
MR. XWF: ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
The crowd roars as MR. XWF drives GILMOUR into the mat with, you guessed it... ROCK BOTTOM! MR. XWF leaves the ring to great fanfare from the crowd.
"Genesis" by Justice blares over the speakers, the fans go nuts realizing that the reigning XWF United States Champion walks out from behind the curtain!!! The chants begin almost immediately as JOSE CHAVEZ makes his way out from the entrance ramp, once he enters the ring with a microphone in his hand he smiles and looks around.
JOSE CHAVEZ: Last week I lost my match against ARSENIC, I wasn't pinned and I didn't submit.... The referee decided to count the pin any way and I walked out of the Main Event holding nothing. It was ugly and it was almost a career ending injury, luckily for me I'm the best damn wrestler in the world and I won't let any small injury from a virtual unknown get in the way of me performing at the biggest level....
The fans cheer, realizing there champion has a lot of heart.
JOSE CHAVEZ: The doctors said I'm not 100% but hell, I could be 10% and still kick RJ Palmers ass!
Fans: JOSE! JOSE! JOSE! JOSE!
JOSE CHAVEZ: Now before I get into anything, let me first say to ARSENIC, after I beat RJ PALMER'S ass tonight, you're next but not for a title shot, for a good American Ass Beating that you desperately need. You walk around here like you're the next big thing in this company, nobody gives a damn about you and the fact that you beat me for the Xtreme Title is meaningless. Yeah I competed but that's the difference between me and the majority of this roster, I compete regardless of the stipulation while others are too "good" to compete. Yeah RJ that's a shot at you, what are you gonna do about it? Bitch about being too good to wrestle me and screw these people out of a MAIN EVENT? Now RJ I'm going to do something for you....
CHAVEZ circles around the ring.
JOSE CHAVEZ: This is what we[re going to do, I want this half of the arena to chant "DON'T BE" while this half of the arena chants "A BITCH" now, let's get this party underway!
The fans explode with cheers.
JOSE CHAVEZ: Okay, RJ if you're back there we all have something we want to share with you!
CHAVEZ points to one side.
FANS: DON'T BE
CHAVEZ then points to the other side.
FANS: A BITCH!
CHAVEZ points back to the original side.
FANS: DON'T BE
FANS: A BITCH!!!!
FANS: DON'T BE
FANS: A BITCH!!!
The chants continue repeatedly, CHAVEZ smiles and holds up his United States Championship.
JOSE CHAVEZ: If you couldn't make out what they said how about we say something else.... This side to say "DON'T BE" while this side says "A PUSSY!"
FANS: DON'T BE
FANS: A PUSSY!
FANS: DON'T BE
FANS: A PUSSY!
FANS: DON'T BE
FANS: A PUSSY!!!!
The chants continue as CHAVEZ smiles and Impact goes to commercial break.
4-on-4 X-Treme Championship Match
defending champ: ARSENIC
The tag team known as "DAWN"
"The American Lab Rat" TYLER GUEVARA
-vs-
PSICO PAYASO
AALIYAH MONROE
???
RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI
X-Treme Rules 4 on 4 Tag Team Match
We go to the ring with almost everyone already out. ARSENIC, both members of The DAWN, and TYLER GUEVARA have already decided that ARSENIC is going to start things off for their team. On the other side of the ring we have PSICO PAYASO, AALIYAH MONROE, and RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI awaiting the arrival of their mystery partner. All three of them are CLEARLY still hurting from the attacks they suffered earlier at the hands of ARSENIC. All three look ready to go and can't decide who is going to start out for the team since they all want a piece of ARSENIC!
Finally their mystery partner is ready, and will be the only 100% fresh member of the team since he hasn't been attacked by ARSENIC yet!
As some of us saw late last night on XWF television this mystery partner has turned out to be none other than "Superstar" RICKY RAIDER!
"Popular" by Nada Surf hits the speakers as RICKY RAIDER is shown on the X-TRON screen. He is backstage taking a picture with a young crippled boy and signing a couple of last second autographs. He smiles and waves goodbye to the group of people as he makes his way down the hallway enthusiastically. He signals for somebody to come over and it's a pair of beautiful cheerleaders that have matching colors to his blue and white letterman jacket.
WHAT'S THIS?!?! BAM!!! Everyone was so busy watching the X-TRON that nobody saw ARSENIC go under the ring, grab a large steel pipe, and run all the way up the ramp to the backstage area with it!
RICKY RAIDER is already busted wide open!!! His first match hasn't even started and he's already bleeding! What a welcome into the XWF!!!
RICKY's cheerleaders go running off, screaming in fear as ARSENIC grabs RAIDER and delivers a running powerslam right through the cheap backstage wall!!!
The fans are rising to their feet and roaring as all the other combatants are leaving the ring and running toward the backstage area too now! The first one, far in the lead is RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI who bolted straight for the back the very second he realized ARSENIC had snuck back there! RAIKENZA quickly reaches ARSENIC and spears him right through the backstage wall! Random staff and crew are scattering away and screaming as GRAPPHITI and ARSENIC both roll on the ground punching at one another until GRAPPHITI gets the upper hand with a quick headbutt to the bridge of ARSENIC's nose! He pulls ARSENIC up to his feet and throws him into a nearby table that was covered in snacks and beverages! GRAPPHITI grabs a can of soda and whips it at ARSENIC's head before closing in for some rapid punches to ARSENIC on the table.
Meanwhile RED DAWN has arrived on the scene and is going right for RICKY RAIDER who is still down. She stomps down on his throat but suddenly he is able to reverse it by grabbing her foot and twisting it right into an ankle lock! RAIDER has the ankle lock on RED DAWN! BLACK DAWN runs toward RAIDER but PSICO PAYASO blindsides her with an open hand slap to the left side of her head and then a running bulldog into a pile of backstage equipment! Lights break, sparks fly, pieces of the backstage set fall on top of PSICO and BLACK DAWN!
This leaves AALIYAH MONROE and TYLER GUEVARA arriving backstage last. Both of them look at what's going on and then TYLER goes to kick AALIYAH in the face but she ducks it and trips him with a quick sweep! AALIYAH goes for the cover and at this point since there's no type of order and no way to tell who is "legal" the referee counts the pinfall!
...1 ...2 ...BAM!!! Some of the set including a large lighting fixture crashes down on AALIYAH and TYLER! They've been buried in rubble!
PSICO PAYASO is unknowingly responsible for his partner being buried because he was pushing things out of his own path trying to get out of the mess that he caused when he gave BLACK DAWN the bulldog into the equipment. Something that he pushed actually knocked into a large fixture that was supporting a massive amount of lighting equipment and other heavy pieces of the set.
PSICO PAYASO looks over to the pile that just fell, not realizing AALIYAH is under it until he notices the referee calling for help and looking concerned! PSICO runs over and asks if she's under there and the ref tells him yes, so he starts digging through the mess when BLACK DAWN runs up from behind and smashes a bag of ice over the back of PSICO! Ice goes flying everywhere and PSICO looks like his spine is hurting bad from that shot. BLACK DAWN mounts PSICO and begins punching him in the face repeatedly with closed fists and rings on! The rings quickly help to open PSICO up as a stream of red quickly runs over his face paint. BLACK DAWN springs up to her feet and smashes her foot down repeatedly into PSICO's face now that he's been busted open.
Meanwhile all this time, ARSENIC and RAIKENZA GRAPPHITI have been brawling on that table which still has some food on it. Both men are exchanging blows, going toe to toe on top of the table until GRAPPHITI quickly ducks a right hand and takes ARSENIC down with a wicked looking spinebuster through the table! GRAPPHITI rolls off to the side after landing the move, also feeling the impact of going through that table and landing on the hard floor underneath.
Several feet away RICKY RAIDER still has RED DAWN locked in a tight ankle lock! Suddenly BLACK DAWN comes flying over small stack of boxes and catches RAIDER right in the side of the neck with a well placed aerial kick. RAIDER grabs his throat and falls against the wall as BLACK DAWN grabs a small wooden crate and throws it at him! RAIDER sees it coming and dodges clean out of the way with a diving roll, ending up right over where RED DAWN is still recovering from that ankle lock. He motions for BLACK DAWN to come at him and when she charges, he catches BLACK DAWN with a back body drop that sends her landing on top of RED DAWN! RAIDER quickly dives on top of both of them for the cover!
...1
...2
KICKOUT! Both DAWNs quickly take advantage of the kickout catching RAIDER off guard as he falls to the side off of them both. They both pounce on him and immediately lock him in doubleteam crossface submission & boston crab in one! RED DAWN has the crossface locked in while BLACK DAWN has the boston crab locked in! They're trying to break RAIDER to pieces!!!
GRAPPHITI is still concentrating on ARSENIC as he stomps away on him and goes to work on him as he seems unable to regain his senses! GRAPPHITI is making it clear that he's come for ARSENIC tonight!
Both members of The DAWN still have RAIDER locked in that double submission. His neck, arm, and both legs are tied up but he still has one free hand! He wildly grabs his hand at anything around him but nothing can help him.
RAIDER is slowly raising his hand looking like he might tap out to this double crossface/boston crab submission!!!
His hand is in the air!!!
RAIDER's hand is trembling!!!
BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSICO PAYASO has found a fire hose!!!!!!
Both DAWNs go flying off of RAIDER from the pressure of the water surprising them. They slip and slide as they try to avoid the powerful stream! PSICO tosses the hose aside and runs up to BLACK DAWN, grabbing her hand and
BuZzZzZzZzZzZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Electrocuting BLACK DAWN with the Joyless Buzzer!!! It seems to have a lot more power when the victim is already soaking wet!
RED DAWN runs up and lands a flying knee to PSICO and then pushes him back into some camera equipment which all starts to fall on top of him. PSICO struggles to get out from the falling equipment as The DAWNs both see GRAPPHITI continuing to get the best of ARSENIC. GRAPPHITI blocks a kick from ARSENIC and then prepares to follow up with a big move but suddenly...
GRAPPHITI is spun around by BLACK DAWN, kicked in the groin by RED DAWN, and finally falls victim to the assault known as WE ARE FUCKING DAWN! (i.e. RED DAWN superkicks the back of GRAPPHITI's head a split second before BLACK DAWN catches him right in the face with a superkick. This causes GRAPPHITI's neck to get hurt from his head being bounced forward and then back so quickly. He begins falling backwards where the RED DAWN now leaps up and hits a frankensteiner from behind which causes GRAPPHITI to land in a very dangerous manner almost completely being bent backward in half as his head crushes down and his feet are still in the air being caught by BLACK DAWN who just turned it into a high angle boston crab, aka walls of Jericho with knee driven down into back of his head!)
BLACK DAWN keeps the hold locked in viciously tight as she wrenches back and screams intensely, using all her might to try and snap GRAPPHITI in half! RED DAWN scans the area and sees ARSENIC down on one knee holding his side, still recovering from the relentless onslaught by GRAPPHITI earlier on. PSICO PAYASO has finally gotten himself untangled and freed from all of the camera equipment that collapsed onto him a few moments ago. RICKY RAIDER is also finally getting back to his feet after suffering a great deal of punishment from the DAWNs earlier.
RED DAWN grabs a long metal rod that was leaning up against the wall and motions for both PSICO and RAIDER to attack her. PSICO and RAIDER see that BLACK DAWN has GRAPPHITI in that submission hold and the ref is asking if he wants to give it up! RAIDER and PSICO both spring into action, RAIDER running off to the left and around a pile of debris while PSICO runs over to the right and around some cameramen. Both PSICO and RAIDER end up coming around and charging at RED DAWN from opposite sides! RED DAWN spins, bringing the metal rod around at a frightening speed as it cracks PSICO right in the side of the head and keeps moving so fast that it catches RAIDER in the face as well! PSICO and RAIDER both go down hard, holding their faces in pain from that nasty spinning shot! Both of them already busted open earlier so now blood is definitely all over their faces and spreading!
RED DAWN leaps up high in the air and brings that metal rod down across PSICO but he kicks his feet up at just the right time to push the rod back up into RED DAWN's skull!
The impact has knocked her out cold! RED DAWN is out cold!
Both PSICO and RAIDER turn their attention to BLACK DAWN who STILL has GRAPPHITI locked in final submission stage of WE ARE FUCKING DAWN! The fact that he has not tapped out is a true testament to his resiliency! Unfortunately it looks like he is fading fast and could be out cold. The ref grabs GRAPPHITI's hand to see if it drops but the ref is knocked aside by PSICO PAYASO and RICKY RAIDER who both came charging in to break up the submission! BLACK DAWN gets knocked down hard as RAIDER follows up with a running spear the moment she begins to stand again. RAIDER easily plucks her up and over his shoulders, instantly bringing her down with a fireman's carry into a sitting inverted piledriver on the hard floor!
BLACK DAWN is out cold!
RAIKENZA GRAPPHITI slowly tries to get back to his feet as RICKY RAIDER and PSICO PAYASO both turn to look at ARSENIC. He's still down on one knee, just staring back at them. They're a good distance away from him. In fact, he's right over where AALIYAH and TYLER got buried much earlier in this match. The crew has managed to get all of the debris and rubble off of AALIYAH and TYLER. ARSENIC sees them trying to get AALIYAH's limp body onto a stretcher and then quickly looks back over to where GRAPPHITI, PAYASO, and RAIDER are.
Both members of DAWN are still out cold.
It's all come down to ARSENIC face to face with GRAPPHITI, PAYASO, and RAIDER!
ARSENIC quickly reveals a canister of gasoline that he had hidden by his side this whole time! Gasoline goes spreading over the entire area between himself and the three men coming after him. ARSENIC quickly lights a lighter and drops it into the gasoline and flame burst up into the air!!!
The flames rise up high and spread far, keeping GRAPPHITI, RAIDER, and PAYASO far from ARSENIC!
Oh no! ARSENIC ran over to AALIYAH and grabbed her off of the stretcher to nail her with The Sickness! (i.e. Fisherman's cradle spiked DDT)
He covers her and the referee is of course close by...
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
WINNERS: ARSENIC, The DAWN, and TYLER GUEVARA
United States Championship Match
defending champ: JOSE CHAVEZ
-vs-
RJ PALMER
Standard Match
Both men start off the match with a lockup and JOSE quickly brings RJ into a side headlock. RJ pushes JOSE off of him into the ropes and catches JOSE on his way back with a tiltawhirl backbreaker attempt but JOSE counters it into a huge DDT! RJ gets spiked almost vertically with that torque and velocity! The fans pop as JOSE wastes no time bouncing off of the ropes and landing a lightning fast legdrop across RJ's throat. JOSE hypes up the fans and they begin to cheer even louder now as RJ very slowly gets to his feet... and walks right into a double arm DDT that JOSE quickly spins after and turns into CAPITAL PUNISHMENT! (i.e. Daniel Bryan/ Bryan Danielson's Cattle Mutilation submission!)
The fans are going crazy as JOSE has the hold locked in tight! RJ is caught right in the middle of the ring and has no way out! The ref is checking for the submission....
....and...
It's over! JOSE has retained his US Title in one of the shortest US Title matches in history!
WINNER: JOSE CHAVEZ
The fans are roaring their approval as RJ rolls out of the ring in pain. JOSE CHAVEZ celebrates his quick victory with his title held high above his head when suddenly....
The attention is suddenly drawn to the top of the ramp as "NOT AGAIN" by Staind hits the speakers.
The crowd roars with booing as "Not Again" by Staind hits the speakers. The house lights dim to darkness. White strobe lights flicker throughout the building. The boo's increase as THE Tristan Slater saunters out from behind the curtain dressed in a black robe with red rhinestones.
THE TRISTAN SLATER locks eyes with JOSE CHAVEZ before opening the rope so he can run his hands across his chest signaling he indeed wants the United States Championship around his sexy waist. The fans boo TRISTAN as he removes his robe and proceeds to walk down the ramp, seeing as his very match is NEXT after being bumped up to main event status by SHANE CARVER!
TRISTAN continues his way to the ring and enters, standing directly across from JOSE CHAVEZ who doesn't back down for even a second! JOSE walks right up to TRISTAN's face, looks at him for a couple of seconds, and then simply shakes his head "no" as he raises his US title high in the air. TRISTAN does not look happy, but he knows better than to get into a physical altercation right before his debut match! JOSE stares down TRISTAN a few more seconds before mouthing something to him that we can't make out. JOSE then slowly exits the ring and makes his way toward the back as TRISTAN awaits the arrival of KRUSH KRAVEN.
MAIN EVENT
TRISTAN SLATER
-vs-
KRUSH KRAVEN
X-Treme Rules Match
Pinfall/Submission Counts Anywhere
The lights flicker as "Crush Em" by MegaDeth blares over the sound system. Smoke billows and pyro goes off as KRUSH KRAVEN steps onto the entrance ramp. He strides confidently to the ring, walks up the ringside steps and steps over the top rope into the ring as TRISTAN quickly exits the ring and watches from the outside. KRUSH motions to the crowd by savagely beating his chest and raising both hands into the air. After a few more moments TRISTAN slides back into the ring but is jumped on instantly by KRUSH KRAVEN! KRUSH tosses SLATER right back out to the floor that quick!
KRAVEN rolls out to the floor where he pulls a Steel Chair out from under the ring. SLATER reaches his feet where he's jabbed in the midsection by the chair. KRAVEN waffles SLATER across the back which sends SLATER rolling back into the ring. KRAVEN slides into the ring with chair in hand. KRAVEN measures SLATER who gets to his feet where he catches KRAVEN with a thumb to the eye. SLATER takes over with right hands to KRAVEN before lacing him across the chest with knife edge chops.
KRAVEN swings at SLATER! SLATER blocks the attempt before driving a knee into the midsection of KRAVEN causing him to drop the chair. SLATER delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex to KRAVEN where he executes a cover. KRAVEN kicks out before the three count. SLATER picks KRAVEN up before lacing him across the chest with another chop before running towards the ropes, KRAVEN throws his big right boot up catching SLATER in the jaw sending him to the mat. KRAVEN picks up the steel chair where he lays in wait for SLATER who reaches his feet... SMACK!!! KRAVEN drills SLATER in the face with a chairshot! He makes a cover on SLATER!
ONE
TWO
SLATER kicks out! KRAVEN rolls out to the floor where he pulls a Table out from under the ring! KRAVEN slides the table into the ring before rolling into the ring. He picks up the Table before laying it against a set of buckles before coming back to pick SLATER up off the mat! The crowd boo's as SLATER delivers a low blow to KRAVEN! KRAVEN drops to his knee's which allows SLATER to reach his feet where he bounces off the ropes driving a running boot to the face of KRAVEN where he executes another cover
ONE
TWO
KRAVEN kicks out! SLATER reaches his feet where he calls for a Brainbuster! SLATER picks KRAVEN up before locking in a front face lock. He looks to pick the larger KRAVEN up but it's countered with a Swinging Neck Breaker! KRAVEN lines up SLATER who gets to his feet! KRAVEN explodes towards SLATER looking to deliver the Leathel Injection Spear! SLATER leaps frops over KRAVEN which sends KRAVEN spearing through the Table that's propt up in a neutral corner! SLATER quickly takes advantage by dragging KRAVEN out to the middle of the ring before making a cover!
ONE
TWO
THR... NO! KRAVEN kicks out before the three count! TRISTAN reaches his feet where he picks KRAVEN up off the mat before delivering a Slingshot Suplex. TRISTAN reaches his feet where he begins to stiomp away at KRAVEN before eventually taunting the crowd which garners cheep heat. TRISTAN makes his way back over to KRAVEN where he attempts to pick KRAVEN up but receives a low blow by KRAVEN! TRISTAN drops to the mat which allows KRAVEN to get back to his feet. He picks TRISTAN up off the mat before delivering a Side Walk Slam to TRISTAN! SLATER manages to roll out to the arena floor. KRAVEN steps over the top rope before stepping down to the floor where he sends SLATER bouncing face first off the ring post! KRAVEN turns his attention towards the ring steps. KRAVEN walks towards the steps where he yanks the top portion of the steps loose. TRISTAN begins to stand up. KRAVEN runs towards SLATER smashing the steel steps into the face of SLATER! TRISTAN hits the floor! KRAVEN makes the cover!
ONE
TWO
THR
NO!
SLATER throws his shoulder off the floor! KRAVEN appears shocked as he once again stands up. He picks SLATER up off the floor before throwing him back into the ring.
KRUSH grabs TRISTAN by the hair of his head, punching him repeatedly in the face. He makes a waving motion toward the ring.
What is this?!?!
WHAT IS THIS?!?!
A team of photographers come down the entrance ramp toward the ring. They're surrounding the ring. WHAT are they doing here?
KRUSH grabs TRISTAN by the neck in a chokehold a motions for the photographer to get up on the apron of the ring.
KRUSH can be heard screaming..
KRUSH: YOU WANT TO BE THE FACE OF THIS FEDERATION? YOU WANT TO BE THE POSTERBOY? WELL HERE YOU GO!!! SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!!
KRUSH pummels TRISTAN in the face......
So many flashbulbs are going off in here it`s blinding!!!
KRAVEN goes back outside of the ring, throws the ring apron back, and pulls out a Ladder! KRAVEN slides the Ladder into the ring before laying the Ladder across the mat. KRAVEN picks SLATER up off the mat before grabbing him by the throat. KRAVEN hoists SLATER up in the air before driving him into the Ladder with a Chokeslam! KRAVEN executes another cover!
ONE
TWO
Another kick out by SLATER!!!!
Frustration begins to grow as KRAVEN reaches his feet. He reaches down picking SLATER up off the mat before rocking SLATER with a right hand that sends TRISTAN back into the ropes. KRAVEN looks land a running boot to the face of SLATER yet it's the crafty SLATER who drops out of the way causing the larger KRAVEN to crotch his self over the top rope! SLATER quickly seizes the advantage as he lands a springboard dropkick to the face of KRAVEN which sends KRAVEN spilling over the top rope and out the floor. SLATER reaches his feet inside the squared circle. KRAVEN begins to stand up on the floor. SLATER runs across the ring bouncing off the ropes, SLATER runs back across the ring where he leaps to the top rope before landing a Shooting Star Press on top of KRAVEN sending both men crashing to the floor! SLATER makes the cover on KRAVEN.
ONE
TWO
THRRR .....NO! KRAVEN manages to kick out! What a contest these two men are putting on in their XWF debut. SLATER is the first to his feet before picking KRAVEN up off the mat where he delivers a vicious chop across the chest followed by a hard right hand knocking KRAVEN up the entrance ramp. SLATER runs towards KRAVEN looking for a running clothesline but it's KRAVEN who drops his head sending SLATER crashing to the steel rampway with a back body drop! KRAVEN reaches down picking SLATER up off the ramp before delivering a knee to the midsection of SLATER. KRAVEN brings SLATER up to the top of the by the hair. They reach the top of the ramp where KRAVEN hoists SLATER up over his shoulder looking to deliver the RAIN OF PAIN! WHAT! TRISTAN SLATER COUNTERS THE RAIN OF PAIN WITH A TORNADO DDT SPIKING KRAVEN HEAD FIRST INTO THE COLD, HARD STEEL OF THE RAMPWAY! SLATER makes the cover!
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!
DING... DING...DING... The ref calls for the bell as TRISTAN SLATER is victorious in his debut match! What a showing here tonight by BOTH MEN!
WINNER: THE TRISTAN SLATER
Our show comes to a close as TRISTAN celebrates on the ramp to a chorus of booing. KRUSH is somehow still moving and starting to make his way to the back with the help of the referee, but not before shooting one last glance at TRISTAN SLATER as though to say this isn't over...
