Live from the Staples Center - Los Angeles, California!
Our show opens with none other than XWF Owner SHANE CARVER making his way down to the ring and grabbing a microphone. He gets right down to business as the fans quiet down...
CARVER: Welcome to Saturday Night Impact everyone! Now there have been a lot of rumblings in the back about an upcoming tournament...
The fans let out a loud roar!
CARVER: People have been asking questions but there really is only one clear answer. Tuesday evening you'll have that answer as we announce it LIVE on the XWF website. Tell your friends to like us on Facebook and to follow us on Twitter... and make sure you don't miss the big announcement Tuesday night right at xwf99.com! Now if you'll excuse me... I've got to go take a dump. Ate some bad burritos today...
SHANE makes his way to the back and heads to his office where he grabs a comic book before going to the bathroom to read it and relieve himself...
BOBBY PINZ
-vs-
SWAGGA BLACK
Standard Match
It's time for tonight's opening bout, a standard rules match between SWAGGA BLACK and the debuting BOBBY PINZ. SWAGGA is standing in the ring as "Code Blue" by T.S.O.L. starts to play. The fans are definitely intrigued by the new XWF superstar as he makes his way to the ring. He has a bit of barbed wire bundled up and draped over his shoulder. He is drinking a large 40 ounce beer in a glass bottle. He gets to the ring, takes off his leather jacket, puts down the barbed wire and the 40 and slides in the ring.
The ref calls for the bell and tonight's show is officially underway! SWAGGA and BOBBY lock up... The much larger SWAGGA easily overpowers BOBBY and throws him backwards onto his back. BOBBY looks surprised as he gets to his feet slowly. SWAGGA is talking some serious trash right now, getting right up in BOBBY's face. BOBBY slaps the taste right out of SWAGGA's mouth! That garners quite a reaction from the sellout crowd in the Staples Center! SWAGGA checks his mouth and sees a bit of blood. This infuriates him and he goes to swing at BOBBY. BOBBY anticipates and blocks his hit. BOBBY with a haymaker punch that staggers SWAGGA back. BOBBY bounces off the ropes and hits a vicious short arm clothesline. SWAGGA's head is knocked back as he hits the mat. SWAGGA took a nasty hit there, he's not moving around much. With blinding speed, BOBBY hits the top turnbuckle and hits a BEAUTIFUL top rope leg drop across the throat of SWAGGA. BOBBY with a cover...
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BOBBY pulls SWAGGA's shoulders up! He's here to prove a point tonight in his debut match! BOBBY pulls SWAGGA to his feet and whips him to the corner, but the ref was standing there! The ref is sandwiched in the corner between the turnbuckles and SWAGGA BLACK! BOBBY runs in and hits a flying splash into the corner, causing both SWAGGA and the ref to just crumple into a heap on the mat. THE REF IS DOWN!
BOBBY sees this as an opportunity as he slides out of the ring and grabs the goodies he brought to the ring, the barbed wire and the beer bottle. He takes a couple swigs of the beer, finishing it. He plays to the crowd a little bit like he's going to throw the bottle into the audience but he doesn't. BOBBY seems to have a plan here. He lays the 40 ounce glass bottle across the chest of SWAGGA and then sets the barbed wire on top of it. He plays to the crowd for a minute. He runs, bounces off the ropes, and hits PINZ AND NEEDLES (a Lionsault into double knee drop) onto SWAGGA BLACK's chest, which had barbed wire and a glass bottle on it! OH... MY... GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd is chanting "XWF XWF" as BOBBY rolls off SWAGGA and all we can see is exploded glass shards and blood everywhere. There is a huge chunk of bottle sticking embedded into the chest of SWAGGA who is coughing up blood! The ref is finally coming to his senses thanks to all of the commotion. He looks up to see the condition that SWAGGA is in. BOBBY makes a lazy cover and the ref counts....
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THREE!!! Mercifully, this match is over! BOBBY PINZ is successful in his XWF debut and makes a strong showing here tonight in Los Angeles.
WINNER: BOBBY PINZ
The ref is calling for a team of paramedics to load up SWAGGA BLACK. The paramedics rush to the ring with a stretcher and start loading up SWAGGA. BOBBY PINZ sits down into the corner and just watches the organized chaos in the ring. They slide the stretcher out of the ring and start wheeling it around the outside when there is a glint in BOBBY's eye. He stands up, looks around the corners of the ring into the audience. He offers a small smile as he bounces off the back ropes. He jumps and BOBBY PINZ HITS A SPRINGBOARD SWANTON ONTO SWAGGA BLACK WHO'S LOADED ONTO THE STRETCHER WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE EMBEDDED IN HIS CHEST! A massive Junkie Drop! Sweet baby Jesus! BOBBY PINZ is a madman! The crowd is going nuts as the paramedics are scrambling to reload SWAGGA back onto the stretcher. BOBBY raises his arm as he walks up the aisle and into the back.
FROST
-vs-
GRANYTE
Standard Match
FROST is already standing in the ring awaiting his opponent. "Hearts on fire" by Hammerfall begins to play and the lights flicker yellow and red as GRANYTE walks to the edge of the stage. He is dressed in his wrestling gear. GRANYTE begins to slowly walk to the ring amid a small mixture of cheers but most don't know what to make of him yet.
As GRANYTE reaches the ring, he takes a microphone but stands in the center of the ring absorbing the atmosphere.
GRANYTE: To the XWF fans. I say thank you. I know most if not all of you don't know me but I hope to change that, but thank you for keeping this company open and still preforming.
To this the majority of the crowd cheer happily.
GRANYTE: Now today I have my very first match against FROST, a match I intend to win and entertain you all at the same time. However there is someone very special to me here today to see this.
GRANYTE points to Maria who is sat in the front row and she begins to blush and waves her hand a little timidly.
GRANYTE: My wife Maria Stone. My driving force. So thank you to Shave CARVER for signing me, thank you to being the best fans this company can have.
Again another cheer erupts...
GRANYTE: Finally thank you to Maria, I won't let any of you down.
GRANYTE gives the mic to the ring announcer as the ref calls for the bell and this match is officially underway!
GRANYTE charges FROST and hits a double leg takedown. He only releases one leg and flips FROST over into a single leg crab submission. FROST is screaming bloody murder. The ref checks with FROST if he wants to give up but he is screaming no. GRANYTE leaves the hold on for a few moments before releasing it and starts laying the boots to FROST face down on the mat. GRANYTE hits a nasty kneecap to the temple of FROST who appears incredibly dazed. GRANYTE pulls FROST to his feet. A whip to the ropes. GRANYTE goes to clothesline but FROST ducks. Both hit the ropes and come back. GRANYTE with a flying cross body block. He makes a cover...
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FROST kicks out! GRANYTE uses his speed and hits a springboard moonsault onto FROST. Back to his feet, GRANYTE hits a leg gnarly leg drop, but he's not done! TRIPLE LEG DROP! GRANYTE pulls FROST up as well and sends him into the corner. GRANYTE with a running clothesline into the corner followed by a MASSIVE Tornado DDT! The Prestatyn Press! FROST has been implanted in the center of the ring! GRANYTE is making quite a statement in front of this sell out crowd in Los Angeles. GRANYTE with a cover.....
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THREE!! GRANYTE wins in a most impressive fashion here tonight!
WINNER: GRANYTE
"Not Again" by Staind rocks throughout the Staples Center which garners loud boo's from the crowd. THE TRISTAN SLATER is shown walking out to the top of the ramp. He's in his wrestling gear seeing as he's got two more nobodies to destroy later tonight. THE TRISTAN SLATER takes a moment to soak up the reaction from the crowd. He smiles at the negative feedback before making his way to the ring. THE TRISTAN SLATER slides into the ring. He is handed a microphone as the music fades away.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: My name is THE TRISTAN SLATER and I am the future of the XTREME WRESTLING FEDERATION!
The crowd roars with boo's as SLATER is prepared to continue.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: I'm out here tonight to do two things. Number One: I am OFFICIALLY entering the XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT, and Number Two: I WILL WIN THE XWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT!
The boo's are unreal as TRISTAN continues.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: There's a lot of talent in the locker room that are INSANELY jealous of me, and all the attention I garner whenever I open my mouth or walk into a room... and jealous they all SHOULD be! I'm the man who EVERYONE is talking about! I've garnered more attention than ANY Champion on the roster so explain to me exactly why I'm dealing with the Village Idiot and the Resident Retard tonight and not wrestling Jose Chavez for the United States Championship? Why am I working the 4th Match on the card knowing good and d**n well as soon as I walk back through that curtain a majority of you are going to leave the building because once you've seen THE TRISTAN SLATER in action you know the performance won't be topped!
A massive "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK" chant bellows out from the crowd.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: I want all you chumpstains in the back to take a good look! Take a good long look at the man who WILL be the torn in your sides. Take a good look at the man who CAN talk the talk and walk the walk! Take a good look at the man who is simply known as... THE TRISTAN SLATER!
The fans continue to boo as TRISTAN returns to the back in order to prepare for his match coming up soon!
GENOCIDE
-vs-
"The American Lab Rat" TYLER GUEVARA
-vs-
CHRIS XTREME
X-Treme Rules
Triple Threat Match, 1 Fall
We're getting word that there is a serious ruckus backstage! The camera cuts to the locker room area and we can see GENOCIDE is going absolutely crazy! CHRIS XTREME is face down in a pool of blood near a row of lockers, a smear of blood running down from a dented locker. We can hear the sound of metal hitting bone from somewhere in the locker room. The camera man runs and we can see GENOCIDE has stuck TYLER GUEVARA's head into a locker and is repeatedly slamming the door closed on his head! It almost sounds as if TYLER GUEVARA is crying! This can't be good!
GENOCIDE pulls TYLER's head from the locker and grips his fingers around TYLER's neck. He pulls him up eye to eye and is talking serious trash to him before using his free hand to start slapping the taste from his mouth. GENOCIDE spins TYLER around and hits a brutal Hangman's Neckbreaker, with the back of TYLER's head hitting the tiled floor! More weeping from TYLER GUEVARA but GENOCIDE isn't finished yet! He has a sick look in his eyes as he pulls TYLER up and drags him over to the bathroom area of the locker room.
He kicks open a stall...
OCCUPIED!
SHANE CARVER is in there reading a comic book while taking a crap! He yells at them to give him some peace! GENOCIDE just laughs as he drags TYLER to the next stall and kicks it open. No one is in there this time. GENOCIDE throws TYLER into the stall and dunks his head into the toilet water... GENOCIDE... with a SWIRLIE?!? Oh My God!! TYLER is coughing up nasty toilet water but GENOCIDE isn't finished yet. He sticks TYLER's head back into the toilet and GENOCIDE WITH A LIONTAMER TO TYLER GUEVARA WHO HAS HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET! Brutal!
We hear a giggling as the camera zooms out. We can see SHANE CARVER standing on his toilet peeking over the stall wall, watching the action first hand. GENOCIDE gives the thumbs up to SHANE and smiles. He lets go of TYLER and TYLER's body just slumps over. GENOCIDE pulls him up and stands on the toilet... GENOCIDE WITH ULTIMATE GENOCIDE (i.e. jumping piledriver!) THROUGH THE PORCELAIN TOILET! OH.... MY.... GOD!!!! The porcelain toilet just shatters into pieces as water sprays everywhere. TYLER's face and head is absolutely a grotesque crimson mask of blood from many puncture wounds. The spraying water is turning bright pink being mixed with TYLER GUEVARA's blood. GENOCIDE looks down to see what he has done with a smile. He looks up at SHANE CARVER standing on the toilet. GENOCIDE lays a single foot across the bloody face of TYLER and asks SHANE CARVER to make the count, which he is happy to oblige....
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Suddenly CHRIS XTREME returns to try and break up the pin but a beautiful blonde woman comes out of nowhere and sprays mace in CHRIS' face! CHRIS is blinded and also starts choking and coughing as the count continues...
THREE................ GENOCIDE WINS and TYLER GUEVARA's career may very well be over after the brutal punishment that he took at the hands of GENOCIDE tonight! GENOCIDE has made his presence felt in a big, big way here tonight at Impact! The blonde woman who sprayed mace in CHRIS' face seems to be someone he knows. Could this be his manager? Only time will tell as the two of them leave together!
WINNER: GENOCIDE
"The Grappling Guru" DOUBLE G
-vs-
L DOUBLE E
Standard Match
DOUBLE G is standing in the ring awaiting his opponent. "Steal My Shine" by Marz starts playing as L DOUBLE E makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He slides into the ring and the ref calls for the bell. This match is officially underway! DOUBLE G and L DOUBLE E lock up, with E getting the upper hand. Side headlock, he's really wrenching it in. DOUBLE G summons all his might and hits a back suplex to L DOUBLE E. DOUBLE G to his feet and starts doing some ground and pound beatdown to L DOUBLE E. L DOUBLE E is trying to force DOUBLE G off, but DOUBLE G is just too heavy for it to happen. L DOUBLE E just has to lay there and absorb the punishment.
After a few moments DOUBLE G gets up and pulls L DOUBLE E to his feet. He is trying to end this one quickly! He signals for his finishing maneuver the Grapple Bomb powerbomb. He lifts L DOUBLE E but L DOUBLE E REVERSES THE MOVE AND HITS A DESPERATION HURRANCURANA! DOUBLE G is in shock as L DOUBLE E is right to his feet and starts laying the boots to DOUBLE G. The much bigger DOUBLE G doesn't have much issue getting to his feet at all. L DOUBLE E with a dropkick right to he knee cap of DOUBLE G. DOUBLE G's leg just buckles at a really awkward disgusting angle and he screams in pain as he just crumbles to the mat. He is holding his knee and screaming as L DOUBLE E climbs the top turnbuckle and hits a picture perfect flying elbow drop that garners a "THANK YOU RANDY SAVAGE" chant going from the sell out crowd in the Staples Center. L DOUBLE E makes a cover....
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KICKOUT! DOUBLE G with a desperation kickout but he is still screaming in agony from his knee buckling from the dropkick. DOUBLE G is running on fumes, instinct is taking over at this point. L DOUBLE G looks slightly frustrated as he pulls DOUBLE G up and L DOUBLE E hits the Hero Snap reverse DDT. DOUBLE G's head just spikes the mat and it looks like it's sleepy-time for DOUBLE G. L DOUBLE E hooks a leg and makes a cover....
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THREE!! L DOUBLE E wins the match after pinning DOUBLE G! The ref attends to DOUBLE G's hurt leg as L DOUBLE E plays to the crowd as he makes his way to the back.
WINNER: L DOUBLE E
THE TRISTAN SLATER
-vs-
DARK SHADOW
ALEX HARDY
X-Treme Rules Handicap Match, 1 Fall
Guest Ref: KRUSH KRAVEN
We return to the ring to see THE DARK SHADOW, ALEX HARDY, and SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE KRUSH KRAVEN all in the ring.
The live crowd roars with boo's as THE TRISTAN SLATER is shown stepping out in front of the live crowd. THE TRISTAN SLATER makes his way towards the ring completely ignoring the crowds response as he's above everyone in attendance. THE TRISTAN SLATER slides into the ring where he's ready to destroy the competition on his way to the top of the XWF.
DING...DING...DING.....
The bell sounds as ALEX HARDY runs full speed towards THE TRISTAN SLATER who casually side steps HARDY which sends him bouncing off the ropes and into a boot to the face by SLATER which sends HARDY over the top rope and out to the floor. DARK SHADOW comes up behind SLATER rolling him up with a School Boy!
KRAVEN: ONE, TWO, THRE
TRISTAN kicks out of the fast count by KRAVEN. Both SLATER and DARK SHADOW get to their feet with SHADOW swinging at SLATER with a right hand. TRISTAN ducks the attempt while catching DARK SHADOW with a side suplex. TRISTAN springs to his feet where he's instantly in the face of KRUSH KRAVEN. KRAVEN begs for SLATER to hit him but in typical TRISTAN fashion he extends the middle finger to KRAVEN which visually pisses KRAVEN off! In the midst of this distraction ALEX HARDY slides into the ring with a Steel Chair in hand. HARDY runs towards SLATER looking to smack him across the back with the Steel Chair. SLATER side steps HARDY a second time and it's HARDY who blasts KRAVEN in the skull with a shot from the steel chair laying him out in the center of the ring. HARDY spins around where he's met with a boot to the midsection by SLATER causing HARDY to drop the chair. SLATER under hooks both arms of HARDY before delivering a Butterfly Suplex. DARK SHADOW is back to his feet where he picks up the Steel Chair. SLATER spins around where he's jabbed in the chest before being wacked across the back with a vicious shot from the Steel Chair taking TRISTAN to the mat. DARK SHADOW tosses the chair aside before turning his attention to ALEX HARDY. He helps his partner to his feet where the two begin to stomp away at TRISTAN SLATER! The double team assault continues for several seconds before DARK SHADOW picks SLATER up off the mat holding him in position for ALEX HARDY who picks up the Steel Chair. HARDY bounces off the ropes gaining more momentum where he looks to clobber TRISTAN across the head! SLATER wiggles free at the final moment causing HARDY to bash SHADOW in the head! TRISTAN rakes HARDY across the eyes before sending him sailing over the top rope and to the floor! SLATER takes notice of KRUSH KRAVEN who is coming around. He covers DARK SHADOW. KRUSH KRAVEN see's the cover and makes his way into position to count.
KRUSH KRAVEN- ONE.........TWO................THR
DARK SHADOW kicks out of the blatant slow count by KRAVEN. TRISTAN makes his way to his feet where he confronts KRUSH on the slow count. KRAVEN shoves TRISTAN! A sly smile graces SLATER'S face before he quickly delivers a DIAMOND CUTTER to KRAVEN! ALEX HARDY is shown reaching the ring apron where he delivers a Spring Board Missile Dropkick to the back of SLATER's head which sends SLATER face first into a top turnbuckle of a neutral corner! SLATER bounces off the buckles into a STONE COLD STUNNER by HARDY! DARK SHADOW is back to his feet where blood pours out of his head from the chair shot sustained by ALEX HARDY! DARK SHADOW spins HARDY around where he shoves his own partner! HARDY tries to plea with DARK SHADOW trying to explain it was an accident! Meanwhile TRISTAN reaches his feet where he comes up behind both DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY where he smashes their heads together like a couple of coconuts! SLATER snaps off a T-Bone Suplex on HARDY. SLATER stands back up where he ducks a right hand by DARK SHADOW. He clasps a back waist lock before pealing off a German Release Suplex on DARK SHADOW! TRISTAN is back on his feet as he picks up the Steel Chair and tosses it out to the floor. TRISTAN picks HARDY up off the mat before throwing him out to the floor. TRISTAN picks DARK SHADOW up before throwing him out to the floor with his partner. TRISTAN sizes up DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY who are pulling themselves to their feet. TRISTAN bounces off the ropes running full blast across the ring where he leaps up to the top rope where he peals off a Shooting Star Press crashing down on to both DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY! TRISTAN reaches his feet where he slides back into the ring. SLATER looks to Slingshot over the top rope when he's spun around by KRUSH KRAVEN who delivers the LIGHT'S OUT to TRISTAN SLATER!! KRUSH KRAVEN makes his way out to the floor where he picks up the DARK SHADOW and tosses him into the ring! KRAVEN slides into the ring where he drags DARK SHADOW over putting him on top of SLATER!
KRUSH KRAVEN- ONE, TWO, THRE
TRISTAN SLATER KICKS OUT OF THE FAST COUNT BY KRUSH KRAVEN! KRAVEN slaps the mat out of frustration before reaching his feet where he picks DARK SHADOW up and delivers another LIGHT'S OUT! TRISTAN begins to come around as KRUSH KRAVEN puts TRISTAN on top of DARK SHADOW!
KRUSH KRAVEN- ONE....
TWO...
..TRISTAN pulls DARK SHADOW up off the mat before reaching his feet where he and KRAVEN have a verbal battle! The crowd comes alive as ALEX HARDY is shown climbing up to the top turnbuckle! TRISTAN turns around as HARDY sails off the top rope with a Flying Cross Body Block attempt but he's caught in mid air by TRISTAN SLATER! TRISTAN hoists ALEX over his shoulders before delivering a Death Valley Driver to HARDY! TRISTAN turns his attention towards DARK SHADOW before lifting him up off the mat where he a front face lock is locked in. TRISTAN hoists DARK SHADOW up in the air before dropping him violently on his head with a BRAINBUSTER! TRISTAN is back to his feet where he picks ALEX HARDY up off the mat where he delivers the FLIP PILEDRIVER to HARDY! TRISTAN puts HARDY on top of the DARK SHADOW before covering both men! KRUSH KRAVEN reluctantly drops down into position.
KRUSH KRAVEN- ONE
.....TWO....
...THREE!!!
DING....DING.....DING.....
WINNER: THE TRISTAN SLATER
We cut away from ringside to go to some footage shot earlier today, from Gary, Indiana...
INTERVIEWER: Hey man, I'm looking for an IAN JOHNSON. You know who I'm talking about?
TRAINER: Oh, Meltdown. Let me get him for you. walks back to the pool area Hey IAN!
IAN is seen working on his plyometrics in the pool.
IAN: Yeah boss?
TRAINER: Your application to XWF came through, and there's a dude with a camera out here to talk to you about it.
IAN: OK, let me get changed first.
TRAINER: Actually it might be better if you just come out here as is.
As they return to the entrance to the gym (with IAN of course soaking wet and in his swim trunks), Meltdown is greeted by the interviewer.
INTERVIEWER: So this is Meltdown. You mind telling us a bit about yourself?
IAN: Sure. My name's IAN JOHNSON, nicknamed Meltdown. My application should have said everything about why I'm here in the gym & what I do.
INTERVIEWER: He turns the camera off really quick. Uh, dude, I haven't read your application, and the people who will be watching this haven't read your application. You mind going into a bit more detail, eh?
IAN: A little bit flustered Well, that's not exactly a story I enjoy repeating, with me getting thrown out of my house and all. I was fifteen freaking years old for crap's sake! Just ask the boss about how I didn't leave my room upstairs for two years. How I was completely stiff on everyone in training for the next three. It took the idea that someone else's life was in my hands in that ring to change me up. Now my anger works towards a new purpose: training hard, defending the innocent, and kicking the butts of the guilty.
INTERVIEWER: Better, better. Anything else you want to tell the crowd watching?
IAN: Just that I'm sorry that I can't be there tonight, but I'm busy training my butt off for next week. I don't care who I'm up against, I just hope they're worth my time. However, if they wrestle for XWF, they will be.
INTERVIEWER: Thanks. I'll see you on Saturday. He leaves in a Chevy Astro with no logos on it.
IAN: Y'know, I don't think I like this guy. Oh well, back to work.
TRAINER: That's my boy.
The scene cuts out and we go back to ringside...
RJ PALMER
-vs-
RAIKENZA GRAPPHITI
Standard Match
RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI is standing in the ring and it is time for our next match. "Unspoken" by The Ghost Inside starts to play as RJ PALMER walks through the curtain to a chorus of boos. He has a cocky smile on his face as he makes his way to the ring, trash talking and inciting the crowd every step of the way. He slides under the bottom rope and stares down RAIKENZA. He stands and the ref calls for the bell. This match is officially underway. They go to lock up, but RJ sidesteps the attempt to the disdain of the crowd. RAIKENZA shakes his head a bit and they go to lock up again, and once again RJ sidesteps. It seems he is trying to get into the head of RAIKENZA tonight. Finally they go to lock up a third time and RJ with a cheap kick to the gut, which doubles RAIKENZA over. RJ with a picture perfect swinging neckbreaker which puts RAIKENZA flat on the mat. RJ starts punching RAIKENZA while he is down on the mat, much to the annoyance of the crowd.
The ref is calling for RJ to let him up which he finally does reluctantly. Just as RAIKENZA is getting to his feet, RJ with a running short arm clothesline that nearly turns RAIKENZA inside out. Once again, RJ back down laying the fists to RAIKENZA. The ref is in RJ's face now, telling him to give him some space. RJ pulls RAIKENZA up to his feet. He sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline. RAIKENZA ducks and bounces off the ropes. RJ puts his body down to go for a back body drop, but RAIKENZA with a kick to the face of RJ which pops the crowd. RJ staggers backwards against the ropes. RAIKENZA with a standing dropkick which sends RJ over the top rope and down to the floor. RAIKENZA slides out of the ring and pulls RJ to his feet. He drags him by his hair to the ring post. He goes to slam his head into the ring post but RJ the crafty veteran blocks the attempt and hits a back elbow into the face of RAIKENZA which staggers him back. RJ grabs RAIKENZA's hand and whips him face first into the steel ring post. RAIKENZA hits the ring post really hard and is down on his back. RJ starts taunting the crowd really badly now. The ref is calling for them to bring the action back in the ring. RJ gives the referee the middle finger as he pulls RAIKENZA to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. RJ back into the ring himself. RAIKENZA uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. RAIKENZA starts taking empty desperation swings at RJ, the ones that are connecting having no real effect. After a few swings, RJ catches RAIKENZA's arm and picks him up in a fireman's carry. He drops him back down into a nasty slam. RJ with a lazy cover....
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KICKOUT! The crowd is firmly behind RAIKENZA as he attempts to regain his composure. RJ is arguing with the ref about a slow count. RAIKENZA is getting to his feet. He is behind RJ and spins him around in place. RAIKENZA with repeated right hands to the face of RJ. RJ staggers back into the corner. RAIKENZA hits a spinning discus punch which causes RJ to see stars. He lifts RJ up to the top turnbuckle and RAIKENZA HITS A TOP TURNBUCKLE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! The crowd pops and starts an "XWF" chant. The crowd in the Staples Center is going nuts, really enjoying the back and forth action of this match. RAIKENZA is taking a bit too long though, smiling and waving to the kids in the crowd. He makes a cover...
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KICKOUT! RJ PALMER the crafty veteran kickouts and not a moment too soon! RAIKENZA is starting to get very frustrated. He pulls RJ up and applies a side headlock. RAIKENZA with a running bulldog that drives RJ's face to the mat. RAIKENZA back to his feet and starts laying the boots to RJ's head and body. He rolls RJ over and makes a cover once again...
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KICKOUT! What does RAIKENZA have to do to put RJ away?? RAIKENZA pulls RJ up and sets up for a suplex. Out of instinct RJ blocks. RAIKENZA attempts again. Once again, RJ blocks. RJ with a cheap shot to the gut of RAIKENZA. RJ lifts RAIKENZA up and hits a beauty of a suplex. RJ with a quick cover....
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KICKOUT!! The crowd pops as RAIKENZA gets his shoulder up at the very last possible moment. RJ is pissed and starts arguing with the ref once again. RAIKENZA starts stirring and is behind RJ. RAIKENZA with a school boy roll up....
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THREE!! RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI has pulled the upset and defeated the veteran RJ PALMER with a school boy roll up! The crowd is going nuts as RJ is going nuts in the ring and arguing with the ref that his tights were being pulled. The ref is arguing back with RJ and having none of it. RAIKENZA celebrates and plays to the fans as he makes his way up the aisle to the back.
WINNER: RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI
We cut to the locker room area where we see ARSENIC walk down the hallway until he comes to a stop outside a door marked "THE TRISTAN SLATER". The crowd boo's intently as ARSENIC knocks on the door. The voice of THE TRISTAN SLATER is heard from the other side of the door.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Enter.
ARSENIC opens the door entering the locker room.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: Ah, ARSENIC...
ARSENIC shuts the door leaving the camera out in the hallway. Why are the two most hated men in the XWF meeting behind closed doors?
MR. XWF
CHASM
EMMA FORD
"Superstar" RICKY RAIDER
-vs-
KRUSH KRAVEN
The tag team known as "DAWN"
"The King of Wrestling" PETER GILMOUR
X-Treme Rules 4 on 4 Tag Match
Elimination Rules!
The referee has a difficult time keeping the opposing team members on opposite sides of the ring as all of the participants make their way out individually until everyone is in the ring except for both members of The DAWN.
The lights begin to flicker and then turn completely off for several seconds while we hear a woman screaming. When the lights return everyone lets out a horrific scream as EMMA FORD has blood pouring down the front of her face and all over her body from several wounds. RED DAWN is holding a knife pen and BLACK DAWN is holding a box cutter. This causes everyone in the ring to explode into a massive brawl! PETER GILMOUR charges and takes down MR. XWF and CHASM with a huge double clothesline while KRUSH KRAVEN catches a sprinting RICKY RAIDER with a huge big boot!
In the center of the ring, the bleeding EMMA FORD drops down to her knees and lands face first on the canvas as The DAWN place EMMA in a double submission hold. RED DAWN locks in a boston crab while BLACK DAWN has the crossface and EMMA is completely helpless! She screams for a few seconds but the loss of blood combined with the torture of that double submission knocks her unconscious fairly quickly.
The ref immediately calls for medical help and forces The DAWN to break their hold on EMMA. The medics load EMMA FORD onto a stretcher and quickly get her to safety in the back area as the others continue to brawl!
EMMA FORD is eliminated from the match!
RICKY RAIDER ducks under a clothesline from KRUSH and keeps running to spear BOTH DAWNS side by side! RAIDER gets into a three point stance and RED DAWN starts to get up first, then BLACK DAWN starts to get up a couple steps behind her... SPEAR!!! RAIDER spears RED DAWN right into an unsuspecting BLACK DAWN!
Both members of The DAWN roll out under the rope and land unceremoniously on the mat at ringside. KRUSH KRAVEN and MR. XWF are exchanging blows until CHASM clubs KRUSH in the back and tosses him out of the ring!
Now PETER GILMOUR comes charging at MR. XWF but he sidesteps him and flings him over the top rope to the outside!
CHASM, MR. XWF and RICKY RAIDER have completely cleared the ring of their opponents! The fans are on their feet and roaring through it all as the team in the ring decides who is going to be the legal man for their team when this TAG match finally gets under control here. They decide MR. XWF will be the legal man as CHASM and RAIDER both step out onto the ring apron.
Outside the ring both KRUSH KRAVEN and PETER GILMOUR have circled around to where The DAWN both are standing. The four of them exchange some very brief words and decide KRUSH is going to be the legal man for them. KRUSH slides into the ring and immediately goes toe to toe with MR. XWF and catches him with a knee lift to the gut. KRUSH drives an elbow down onto the back of MR. XWF's head and then throws him down onto the canvas like a ragdoll! KRUSH drops a big elbow across MR. XWF's chest and then goes for a quick cover but RICKY RAIDER instantly is on the scene to break it up before the ref can even think about counting. RICKY whips KRUSH into the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold but accidentally ends up causing KRUSH's head to collide with MR. XWF's head who was still flat on his back!!! The fans let out a sick "Oooooooooooh" that echoes throughout the arena as RAIDER looks upset and gets sent back to his corner by the ref.
KRUSH appears to be bleeding after his head collided with MR. XWF's like that. Especially considering the damage that KRUSH has already been inflicting on his own face during his recent promos. KRUSH slams his hands down on the canvas and seems to be filled with rage as blood pours down his face. KRUSH rushes to the outside and rips the whole ring apron off the ring so he can clearly see everything under the ring. There are several folded tables, ladders, chairs, and other various pieces of equipment. KRUSH quickly pulls a table out from under the ring and then another table. He takes both tables and slides them into the ring. Next, KRUSH grabs several chairs and tosses them into the ring and lastly he grabs a huge ladder! KRUSH shoves the ladder into the ring under the bottom rope and then enters himself once again.
MR. XWF has just gotten back up to his feet and sees all the items KRUSH slid into the ring. MR. XWF has no problem rolling out of the way of a wild chairshot from KRUSH, then grabbing a chair of his own that he rushes at KRUSH with and smashes it into his face with a HEADBUTT INTO THE CHAIR, INTO KRUSH'S FACE WHILE RUNNING!!! MR. XWF just knocked himself out cold AND it appears that KRUSH is out cold!!! This prompts both members of The DAWN to storm into the ring and begin ravaging MR. XWF by choking him and ripping at his mask, trying to expose his face! CHASM and RICKY RAIDER rush into the ring and all hell breaks loose once again! PETER GILMOUR gets in the ring and smashes CHASM in the skull with a chair, then rams the end of the chair into CHASM's gut and drops the chair on the canvas so he can DDT CHASM's head into it!
RICKY RAIDER pulls RED DAWN off of MR. XWF but that allows BLACK DAWN to run up behind RICKY and hop up on his shoulders for a reverse hurricanrana which easily takes RICKY backwards and over because RED DAWN super kicked him in the face at the same time! WE ARE FUCKING DAWN! THEY NAILED IT WHEN RICKY LEAST EXPECTED IT!!! It's locked in tight! RED DAWN holds that high angle boston crab in tight as BLACK DAWN runs and bounces off the ropes to gain momentum, then blasts RICKY in the groin with a running dropkick while he's being held upside down in that boston crab! "Oooooooh" the fans echo after that!
Finally KRUSH KRAVEN is starting to get back to his feet. He sees all of the mayhem unfolding and grabs a table which he sets up near the corner of the ring. He then grabs the second table and sets it up somewhat close to the other corner.
The referee has been trying very hard to regain control of this match and get people into their corners but it's an X-TREME RULES match so he can't disqualify anybody!!!
The ref yells at PETER GILMOUR to return to his corner but GILMOUR shoves the ref back! The ref accidentally bumps into KRUSH KRAVEN from behind so KRUSH doesn't know who it is, and KRUSH quickly turns around to grab the ref and choke slam him right through the table!!! GILMOUR pulls CHASM up, shoves him toward KRUSH, and KRUSH sends CHASM right through the second table with a LIGHTS OUT! (i.e. Setup is just like Cena`s Attitude Adjustment. Then the lower body is thrown out and the head is grabbed and brought down like an RKO or Diamond Cutter)
KRUSH NAILED THE LIGHTS OUT ON CHASM THROUGH THE TABLE!
The referee is still also out cold after being driven through the first table by KRUSH! KRUSH has gone mad!!! He rushes back out of the ring and grabs two more tables, slides them into the ring, and then grabs TWO MORE and slides THOSE two into the ring. With four tables in the ring now he gets back in and grabs the ladder. Both members of The DAWN finally stop torturing RICKY in their submission/beating combo, and they pull RICKY up to his feet just so KRUSH can smash RICKY right in the face with the ladder!!! RICKY goes flying back and hits into the ropes as he lands, getting his arms locked up in the ropes! RICKY is locked up in the ropes!!! KRUSH backs up all the way to the other side of the ring and charges .... BASH!!! RICKY is sent flying over the ropes with the ladder after KRUSH ran and threw it into his face!!! RICKY goes down hard at ringside and is not moving at all. A small puddle of blood can be seen forming where his face is touching the mat...
Meanwhile back in the ring, KRUSH sees that CHASM and MR. XWF are both still down on the canvas. CHASM is still covered in pieces of wood after exploding through a table earlier. KRUSH looks at MR. XWF and decides that it's his turn to go through a table so he sets up a table right in the middle of the ring. KRUSH stops and thinks about it... it looks like he decided one table is not enough! There are three other fresh, folded tables still on the canvas from when he slid them all into the ring so he grabs one of them and sets it up right next to the other one. He now grabs a third table and sets it up next to the other two. KRUSH grabs the fourth table and puts it on top of the other three, still folded. It looks like he is planning to stack tables! The three tables that are set up side by side pretty much form a big platform someone could stand on. KRUSH rolls MR. XWF's limp body onto the platform of tables, then climbs up onto them himself. He grabs that folded table and sets it up ON TOP of the platform of tables!! He stands on the platform of tables with MR. XWF now as...
no way...
he's setting MR. XWF for the LIGHTS OUT! He's going to drive him through that top table, WHILE STADING ON TOP of three other tables that are under him!!! There's no telling how badly MR. XWF will crash through all of these tables or if he will even survive from such a high level!
The fans are all on their feet and watching in shock... Don't do it KRAVEN!
Countered!!!
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
MR. XWF got free at the last second and hit a HUGE Rock Bottom that went through the top table, through the three tables underneath them, AND finally oh my god THROUGH THE RING!!!
These fans are losing their minds! MR. XWF and KRUSH KRAVEN have both disappeared down into that hole with FOUR tables worth of broken wood and mangled metal falling down there with them!!!
The ref is still knocked out but a NEW REF comes running down the aisle as fast as possible! The new ref looks down into the hole and is horrified by what he sees! He immediately calls for the bell, making it clear that both men are FINISHED here tonight! He also signals toward the back for help to come and check on them because both men are totally mangled up down there!!
KRUSH KRAVEN and MR. XWF both have eliminated each other!!!
RICKY RAIDER is still down at ringside, not moving. Some officials are checking on him to see if he'll be able to continue after what happened to him earlier in the match. The DAWN both go back to their corner and watch as CHASM and GILMOUR are now the legal men.
PETER GILMOUR throws CHASM down into the hole!!!
GILMOUR drops down there and covers CHASM
...1
...2
...KICKOUT!
CHASM fights his way back up to his feet and both men are actually standing on top of a bunch of broken wood and under the wood is KRUSH and MR. XWF. CHASM blocks a right hand from GILMOUR and maneuvers it into THE GREAT ABYSS! (i.e. Full Nelson Flapjack!)
CHASM covers GILMOUR!
...1
...2
...RED DAWN drops down into the hole with an elbow drop to break up the pin! She pulls CHASM up and knees him in the face a couple times before executing a headscissor takedown.
Suddenly from under the broken tables, MR. XWF emerges! He's groggy and stumbling around with his hand reached out.... and... RED DAWN grabs him but he hits her with a Rock Bottom! MR. XWF climbs out of the hole very slowly and is in a lot of pain as he exits the ring to head to the back.
Meanwhile GILMOUR has crawled out of the hole and made his way to the corner... he tags in BLACK DAWN!
BLACK DAWN rushes into the ring and dives down into the hole but CHASM catches her and turns it into a spinebuster into all that broken wood! CHASM pulls BLAKCK DAWN up and hits THE GREAT ABYSS! Still in that hole, he pulls her up and rolls her onto the ring canvas where he then follows. He pulls her up AND HITS ANOTHER GREAT ABYSS!!!
CHASM drops down for the cover!
...1
...2
A BOOT TO CHASM'S HEAD BREAKS IT UP!
It's KRUSH KRAVEN!
He has exploded out from under the broken tables in that hole!! How is he still walking?!?!? He grabs CHASM and hits THE RAIN OF PAIN! (i.e. A paper clip that was stashed in the wrestling attire is jabbed in CHASM's eye. As he reels in pain and blindness he is assaulted with a ballistic punching combo about his head and face!)
KRUSH follows that up with a huge LIGHTS OUT!!! KRUSH is still very hurt, but he's pissed! KRUSH finally makes his way to the back as he holds his back in great pain. Both of The DAWN slowly get back to their feet and BLACK DAWN climbs the ropes, waiting for something... RED DAWN pulls CHASM up to his feet.. THE POISON KISS! (i.e. Red Dawn forces a kiss, violently pressing her lips into the mouth of the unsuspecting victim so ferociously that blood begins to trickle before the kiss is finished. During this time the other girl has quickly climbed to the top rope to hit a flying thrust kick to the back of the foe's head as the foe is shoved back by the first girl. The momentum and impact of this makes the foe crash down face first, further busting open their bleeding mouth when their face smacks down!)
BLACK DAWN covers CHASM!
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
CHASM is eliminated from the match!!
It's down to both members of The DAWN and PETER GILMOUR against RICKY RAIDER!
It's 3 on 1!!!
RICKY is still down at ringside where he hasn't moved for quite some time... no wait... he's not there anymore when the camera looks for him!!!??? Everyone forgot all about him and now he's missing!!!
BLACK DAWN walks over and looks down at ringside but suddenly RICKY pops up from the other side under the ring! He ends up coming out right where GILMOUR is standing on the apron so he pulls GILMOUR off the apron and hits THE R BUSTER 6000! (i.e. Fireman's carry into a jumping inverted sitdown piledriver!)
RED DAWN quickly runs toward him but he catches her with THE RICK ROLLER! (i.e. stone cold stunner!)
RICKY RAIDER gets back into the ring and BLACK DAWN still hasn't turned around to see what is going on. RAIDER runs up behind BLACK DAWN and clips her left leg with a furious chop block. He stomps on her leg and ankle several times, looks outside to see that GILMOUR and RED DAWN are still on the ground, and then locks BLACK DAWN in a standing ankle lock! RAIDER hunches forward and wrenches on that foot, twisting it so far that it looks like the foot could come off!
The ref checks for the submission as RAIDER screams, applying even more pressure as he violently jerks and wrenches that foot further and further in the wrong direction.
The ref is checking for the submission...
BLACK DAWN TAPS! She can't take anymore!
BLACK DAWN has been eliminated from the match!!
RAIDER throws her foot down and immediately turns his attention to RED DAWN and GILMOUR outside of the ring. RAIDER grabs RED DAWN and rolls her into the ring where he follows up with a big spear and THE R BUSTER 6000!
He covers RED DAWN!
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
RED DAWN has been eliminated from the match!!
It's down to RICKY RAIDER and PETER GILMOUR!
The fans are going wild for RICKY RAIDER!
RICKY RAIDER rolls RED DAWN out of the ring as fast as possible, following out so he can grab PETER GILMOUR and roll him into the ring. RAIDER gets into a three point stance in the corner as the fans are rocking the house! GILMOUR slowly gets to his feet as RICKY waits in the far corner behind him... as GILMOUR turns around... spear! RAIDER immediately pulls GILMOUR up onto his shoulders and hits him for the second time tonight with an R BUSTER 6000!
The fans are going crazy! This one IS OVER! RAIDER is going to come back from a 3 on 1 disadvantage and WIN THIS THING after all!
RAIDER drops down and covers GILMOUR...
...1
...2
No!
NO!!!!!
BLACK DAWN shatters a brick... A BRICK over RICKY's head!!! The fans let out a huge gasp as BLACK DAWN shatters A SECOND BRICK! This time over his FACE!!!
Now RED DAWN has climbed up to the top rope and is flying off with a huge flipping legdrop across RAIDER's busten open face!
Blood is gushing from RICKY's head as both members of The DAWN pull GILMOUR on top of him...
No! Not like this!!! The DAWN leaves the ring with RAIDER being covered by GILMOUR...
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
WINNERS: KRUSH KRAVEN, The DAWN, & PETER GILMOUR
The fans let out a chorus of boos as the winners are announced and KRUSH KRAVEN can also be seen once again at the entrance-way raising his hand in victory while holding his ribs with the other. The fans may not like it, but this team of 4 worked well together and collectively got the job done here tonight even if they used underhanded tactics to do it!!
X-Treme Championship
defending champ: ARSENIC
-vs-
challenger: PSICO
X-Treme Rules Match
We are instructed to turn our attention to the backstage area as a fight has already broken out between ARSENIC and PSICO! This X-Treme Championship Match is already underway!!!
As soon as the cameras open up backstage we see ARSENIC hitting PSICO in the head with the X-TREME title! PSICO goes down hard and gives ARSENIC time to walk over where he has a pushcart full of weapons. Inside of the pushcart is a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat, the steel chair that ARSENIC attacked PSICO with last week with thumbtacks glued to it, a case of light tubes, a case of mouse traps, and who knows what else!
ARSENIC grabs PSICO and drapes him over the side of the pushcart and begins pushing it through the backstage area toward the ring. Just as ARSENIC pushes the cart out onto the stage/rampway and all the fans rise to their feet, PSICO suddenly pushes himself off the side of the pushcart and surprises ARSENIC with a shot right tot he face with the barbed wire baseball bat!! ARSENIC tumbles backward as the cart begins to roll down the rampway all the way down to the ring by itself where it tips over and everything spills out. Back up on the stage PSICO is going to work on ARSENIC with that bat, hitting him in the side of the leg and then once in the shoulder and then swinging hard for his head but ARSENIC drops down just in time to avoid having his head taken off! ARSENIC charges and spears PSICO off the side of the stage into some electrical equipment!
Sparks fly as ARSENIC is the first to his feet, purposely pushing over several giant speakers onto PSICO and also some other large staging structures. After a few moments PSICO starts to crawl out from under everything and ARSENIC pulls him the rest of the way out to lock him in THE FULL DEVIL JACKET! (i.e. A combination crossface-chickenwing and camel clutch submission!)
He keeps it locked in as he wrenches up on PSICO's chin and pulls back on that arm as hard as he can! ARSENIC is applying so much force that it sounds like he's growling and spit is starting to fall from his mouth!! A human body should not be bending as far as PSICO's is right now!
ARSENIC finally releases the hold and starts to drag PSICO all the way to the ringside area where that pushcart spilled over earlier. Once ARSENIC arrives at the fallen pushcart he lets go of PSICO and reaches down for one of the items that fell out of the pushcart...
It's the steel chair he used last week with thumbtacks glued to it! He holds the weapon firmly in his hands for a moment as he seemingly gazes into it. He's paying close attention to the dents in the chair from PSICO last week and looking closely at all those lethal thumbtacks glued all over the chair. He is savoring this moment for all it's worth... PSICO begins to stir just in time to be obliterated with that thumbtack covered chair!
CRACK!
WHACK!
THWACK!
Thumbtacks are sticking into PSICO's back and shoulder as ARSENIC continues to mercilessly go to work on him with that chair until one of the sickest chairshots to the head you can imagine, actually cracks the chair in half so that the top half goes flying off wildly into the fans!!! How hard must he have been beating him with that chair for it to split in half over his head?!?!?
ARSENIC momentarily tilts his head quizzically, somewhat caught off guard by this but as he examines the edge of the chair that remains in his hand, he notices that the very edge where it split is VERY sharp now! He gets a sadistic look in his eyes as he turns the chair upside down so that the sharp edge is facing down toward PSICO's neck!
He's going to use the chair like a guillotine!!
He raises it up high as he glares down at PSICO, who is face down on the ground.
If he does this he'll KILL him!!! He'll KILL him!!!
ARSENIC reaches as high as he can and ...
Yoink!
THE CHAIR IS PLUCKED AWAY FROM HIS GRASP!
It's RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI!!!
He tosses that chair to the side as he boots the surprised ARSENIC in the stomach and then follows up with a brutal scissor kick that sends ARSENIC crashing down face first into some of those loose thumbtacks that fell off the chair earlier! RAIKENZA signals for the referee to come in closer as he turns ARSENIC over...
AND RAIKENZA PINS HIM!!!
RAIKENZA is going for the X-TREME TITLE right in the middle of this match! The ref wasn't expecting this but he shrugs his shoulders and actually begins counting!!!
...1
...2!!!
...KICKOUT!!!
RAIKENZA can't believe it! He questions the referee about it but ARSENIC uses this chance to grab several light tubes from nearby where that cart spilled over. He wastes no time just as RAIKENZA turns around... SMASH!!! An explosion of light bulbs sends RAIKENZA down hard and ARSENIC leaps up to drive his boot down deep into RAIKENZA's stomach. He kneels down to punch RAIKENZA in the face and deliver some elbows to the face until PSICO comes out of nowhere with PSICOSIS! (i.e. Ace Crusher/Diamond Cutter!)
PSICO ran up from the side and nailed it to ARSENIC while he was still kneeling! The impact looked like it could have broken ARSENIC's neck and he is not moving an inch!
PSICO is writhing in pain still after the abuse he has suffered. He still has thumbtacks in his back and shoulder, and he's bleeding from several areas where he was nailed with that tack covered chair. He slowly rolls ARSENIC over and goes for the pin!
...1
...2
...SHOULDER UP!!
It was like his shoulder was the only thing alive on his body as it instinctively raised up just enough to break the pin! ARSENIC continues to lie motionless as PSICO looks down at him and then starts to look around ringside at all the scattered weapons. There are still several mouse traps all over the ringside area from inside that pushcart, and several more light tubes, another barbed wire baseball bat, and TWO chairs welded together for extra weight with barbed wire wrapped around them. PSICO makes his way over to the barbed wire double chair, picks it up, and brings it over to ARSENIC. He places the chair over ARSENIC's face! PSICO makes his way up to the top of the turnbuckle as quickly as he can... HYSTERIA! (i.e. Corckscrew Shooting Star Press!)
He lands HYSTERIA right across that barbed wire double-chair with ARSENIC's head underneath it! The fans roar and quickly turn into a "Holy shit... Holy shit" chant as PSICO holds his own ribs and stomach in excruciating pain. ARSENIC is bleeding all over his face where the barbed wire tore into his flesh on impact just now. PSICO somehow manages to get over to ARSENIC and cover him...
...1
...2
...SHOULDER UP! He did it again! It's like his shoulder is on auto pilot!!!
PSICO is clearly frustrated and starts to beat down on ARSENIC with that barbed wire double-chair, all over his body from his legs to his chest to his head. PSICO throws the chair to the side and pulls ARSENIC up... DEMENTIA! (i.e. Death Valley Driver Onto Knee!)
It takes a LOT out of PSICO after hoisting ARSENIC up and driving him down into his knee. PSICO collapses on the mat next to ARSENIC as both men stare up at the lights of the arena... Eventually PSICO has enough strength to drop his arm across ARSENIC's chest!
...1
...2
...ARSENIC jerks to his side, breaking up the pin! PSICO slowly sits up and starts trying to get to his feet. ARSENIC is on his side and showing signs of life, although in great pain. ARSENIC is somehow starting to get to his feet at the same time PSICO is!
ARSENIC stumbles into...
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
Mr. XWF out of the crowd with a Rock Bottom to ARSENIC!
The pin! MR. XWF is going for the X-TREME TITLE!!!
...1
...2
...PSICO pulls him off! PSICO throws MR. XWF into the ring steps and then uses those same steps to crush MR. XWF under their weight. He leaves the steps on top of MR. XWF as he turns his attention back to ARSENIC. PSICO picks ARSENIC up and rolls him into the ring for the first time this entire match! PSICO then quickly scales the turnbuckle all the way to the top and leaps off, landing perfectly on ARSENIC with his patented DEJA VU double moonsault!!! The impact is so strong that PSICO bounces up off of ARSENIC after landing the move and once again is suffering a great deal of pain himself. PSICO holds his ribs and stomach for several long seconds before finally crawling over to ARSENIC and pinning him...
...1
...2
...FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! Even in an X-Treme match reaching the ropes will break the pin!
PSICO is very out of it and since he didn't feel a kickout he believes he has won the match. He rolls off of ARSENIC and very slowly pulls himself up to his feet with his arm raised in victory but the referee is trying to explain to him that there was a rope break! PSICO finally understands what is going on but ARSENIC has already rolled out to ringside once more. He is kneeling down at ringside and it's difficult to tell what he is doing as the referee finishes explaining everything to PSICO who is NOT happy about this turn of events. PSICO starts to make his way over toward ARSENIC and exits the ring, only to drop down and step on a bunch of mouse traps!!!
ARSENIC was setting them all up right there on the mat at ringside! They don't actually cause much damage but they startle PSICO and some of them get stuck to his boots! Just that split second is all ARSENIC needed to smash PSICO over the head with a light tube and then hit an overhead release belly to belly suplex which sends PSICO into the steel steps!
ARSENIC follows up with THE ARSENIC SMILE! (i.e. Inverted suplex dropped into a sick high angle Diamond Cutter, with the opponent landing face first in the mat with all of his body weight coming down on top of him. Always a sick landing!)
ARSENIC takes a few seconds to catch his breath and then he pulls PSICO up for THE SICKNESS! (i.e. Fisherman's cradle spiked DDT!)
He stares down at PSICO for a couple of seconds, breathing very heavily, and then pulls PSICO up once again! He rolls PSICO into the ring and then follows, bringing PSICO up to his feet and shoving him into the corner turnbuckle where ARSENIC quickly rushes in for the kill...
ABSOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!! (i.e. Flipping Spike Piledriver from the Top Turnbuckle!)
NO MAN ALIVE CAN KICK OUT AFTER ALL OF THOSE MOVES IN SUCCESSION!!!
ARSENIC hooks the leg and has this pin locked tight!
...1
...2
...BAM!!!!
A cinder block is thrown down onto ARSENIC's back!
IT'S KRUSH KRAVEN!
He hits THE LIGHTS OUT on ARSENIC! He's going for a pin!!!
...1
...2
...FOOT ON THE ROPE! The rope saves ARSENIC again here tonight!
KRUSH argues with the referee and is still hurting very bad from being driven through the ring earlier tonight in his own match, so he takes his pain out on the ref by kicking him in the face! The ref goes toppling through the ropes to the outside when suddenly the fans rise to their feet!! Someone is sprinting down the aisle!
IT'S RICKY RAIDER!
RAIDER runs up to KRUSH and hits THE RICK ROLLER!!!
RAIDER dumps KRUSH out of the ring and then turns to see ARSENIC and PSICO both struggling to get back to their feet. RAIDER uses this chance to spear ARSENIC and go for the pin!
But KRUSH had knocked out the referee moments earlier!!!
After a few seconds a new ref runs out from the back and slides into the ring to make the count...
...1
...2
...PSICO breaks it up just in time with a leg drop to the back of RICKY's head! He pulls RICKY off of ARSENIC and throws him out of the ring right on top of KRUSH, causing RAIDER and KRUSH to start brawling their way to the back now.
PSICO wastes no time going for his own pin on ARSENIC now. He drops down to cover him but then realizes how close to the ropes he is, so he gets back up and drags ARSENIC to the center of the ring where he can't get another rope break! PSICO pins ARSENIC in the center of the ring...
...1
...2
...KICKOUT! HOLY F#&K! ARSENIC WILL NOT STAY DOWN!
PSICO lets out a deep sigh and takes a few seconds to catch his breath as he kneels over ARSENIC's body, just trying to think of what to do next. PSICO slowly gets back to his feet and rolls out of the ring. He looks at all the things that fell out of that pushcart earlier and sees a pair of giant bolt cutters. He grabs them and uses them to cut through the ropes on one side of the ring so that there's no ropes at all on that side! PSICO tosses the cutters to the side and then walks to the opposite side of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and hits a low dropkick to ARSENIC that sends him rolling toward the edge of the ring that doesn't have any ropes. ARSENIC slowly starts to muster up the strength to get to his feet, standing right at the edge of the ring where the ropes have been removed.... and...
PSICOSIS TO THE OUTSIDE!!! PSICO just nailed his finishing diamond cutter off the side of the ring and down into the mess of weapons at ringside!!! ARSENIC's head hits with a HARD thud and bounces back up as we see an expressionless look on his bloody face for just a moment before PSICO immediately rolls him over into a pin attempt...
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION: PSICO
With the match over the referee goes and grabs all three of PSICO'S title belts and hands them to the XWF's new golden boy. PSICO straps one of the XWF Tag Titles around his waist then drapes the other XWF Tag Title and the XWF X-treme Title over his shoulders. He then lifts both of his arms in the air playing to the crowd as the flash bulbs from hundreds of cameras go off throughout the stands. ARSENIC now makes his way back to his feet and the two men lock eyes engaging in a stare down. ARSENIC takes a step towards PSICO and PSICO does the same not backing down an inch.
The two men are now face to face, are we about to see PSICO tested under the 24/7 rules already? PSICO makes the first move... AND EXTENDS HIS HAND TO ARSENIC?
The two men are shaking hands and nobody can believe it!
WAIT ITS A TRICK! PSICO pulls the X-Treme Title off of his shoulder and shoves it in ARESENICS stomach. ARSENIC stumbles back a slight bit and the belt drops to the mat face down as PSICO rolls out of the ring. Wait PSICO is just giving ARSENIC his belt back, what the hell is going on? With a confused look still on his face ARSENIC bends down to pick up the X-Treme Title as PSICO makes his way up the ramp.
A hush falls over the crowd as ARSENIC picks the belt up and the audience sees that it wasn't the XWF X-Treme Title that PSICO shoved in ARSENIC'S stomach, IT WAS ONE OF THE XWF TAG TITLES! ARSENIC quickly turns his attention to PSICO who is almost all the way up the ramp and yells out to him.
ARSENIC: THIS IS THE WRONG BELT!
PSICO doesn't even look back as he steps through the curtain leaving ARSENIC and the crowd in a complete state of shock. What the hell did we just witness?
MAIN EVENT
United States Championship
defending champ: JOSE CHAVEZ
-vs-
challenger: CHUCK
Standard Match
CHUCK unloads with taped right hands as he takes advantage of the cheep shot. CHUCK takes JOSE by the head, he runs JOSE across the ring before driving him head first into the cold hard steel! CHUCK picks JOSE up off the mat before blasting JOSE with a European Uppercut which knocks JOSE back into the ropes, JOSE explodes off the ropes taking CHUCK down to the mat with a double leg take down! The crowd explodes as JOSE hammers down with right hands to the head and face of CHUCK, CHUCK manages to roll over taking the mount position, he hammers down with several right hands before JOSE counters by rolling over re-taking the mount position on CHUCK. JOSE pounds away at CHUCK before choking him!
JOSE gets to a vertical base, he picks up CHUCK before looking to sending him head first into the . CHUCK blocks the attempt before landing a elbow to the ribs breaking JOSEs grasp, CHUCK charges JOSE looking for a clothesline, JOSE ducks sending CHUCK bouncing off the ropes and into a Running STO by JOSE!
JOSE covers CHUCK.
ONE.... TWO.... THR
CHUCK kicks a shoulder up off the mat. JOSE reaches a vertical base. He picks up CHUCK before ramming him face first into the turnbuckle! JOSE isn't through, he begins to rake the face of CHUCK across the mesh of the Steel! CHUCK breaks free with a mule kick to the groin of JOSE drawing boo's from the crowd. CHUCK turns around, he's busted open as blood trickles down the side of his face. CHUCK picks JOSE up off the mat, he shoots JOSE into the ropes, JOSE bounces off the ropes and into a front waist lock by CHUCK, CHUCK hurls JOSE backwards with a over head release Belly to Belly suplex which throws JOSE out of the ring! JOSE slides down the mat below. CHUCK measures JOSE, who is shown pulling himself up to a vertical base, CHUCK bounces off the farside ropes Spearing JOSE into the barricade outside the ring! CHUCK yanks JOSE up and throws him into the ring and quickly goes for the pin.
ONE..... TWO.... JOSE kicks out to a huge pop from the crowd. CHUCK picks up JOSE, he fires JOSE into a set of buckles. CHUCK charges in after JOSE looking for a running clothesline but he eats a boot to the face by JOSE staggering CHUCK out towards the center of the ring. JOSE jumps up on the middle turnbuckle before flying off with a Missile Dropkick connecting right on the money! JOSE doesn't waist any time as he is shown locking in a Dragon Sleeper!
The crowd responds with a pop as JOSE applies more pressure, but is CHUCK who works his way to his feet before turning inward on the Dragon Sleeper, CHUCK peals off a Northern Light Suplex with a bridge!
ONE.... TWO....JOSE kicks out drawing a pop from the crowd. CHUCK and JOSE reach their feet at the same time, CHUCK swings with a right hand, JOSE ducks before catching CHUCK with a Atomic Drop that sends CHUCK into the ropes! CHUCK bounces off the ropes, he catches a boot to the midsection, JOSE bounces off the ropes connecting with a Swinging Neckbreaker!
JOSE covers CHUCK.
ONE.... TWO....CHUCK kicks out before the fatal three count.
CHUCK, with blood flowing down his face begins to work his way to a vertical base, as he does JOSE uncoils looking for a RKO, CHUCK counters the attempts by shoving JOSE forward into the ropes, JOSE bounces off the ropes and into a boot to the midsection by CHUCK who lifts JOSE up in the air before driving him into the mat with a Hangman's DDT spiking JOSE head first into the mat! CHUCK is shown reaching a vertical base, he steps through the ropes before making his way to the top rope. CHUCK leaps off the top landing a Diving Headbut which is right on the money. CHUCK makes a cover on JOSE.
ONE.... TWO.....
The crowd explodes as JOSE shoots a shoudler up off the mat. CHUCK doesn't waist time, he picks up JOSE by the head before sending him face first into the ground! CHUCK rakes JOSE's face across the mat and it opens a small cut on JOSEs face!
CHUCK spins JOSE around, he rakes the open wound of JOSE before taking him over with a snapmare take over, CHUCK runs towards JOSE, flipping over him while snaping his head forward! CHUCK makes a cover.
ONE.... TWO.... The roof explodes as JOSE kicks out once again!
CHUCK reaches his feet, he picks up JOSE before sending him into the ropes, JOSE bounces off the ropes, JOSE looks for a clothesline, JOSE ducks the clothesline attempt, he manages to drive CHUCK into the mat with a Full Nelson Slam!
CHUCK rolls towards the ropes, he rolls under the bottom rope before using the top rope to pull himself to his feet. The crowd begins to get behind JOSE as he slowly begins to climb the turnbuckles. As JOSE reaches the top rope, CHUCK is shown getting to his feet. JOSE, flies off the top rope connecting with a picture perfect Flying Cross Body Block!
ONE.... TWO..... CHUCK kicks out! JOSE, reaches his feet, he bounces off the ropes, CHUCK gets to his feet, JOSE bounces off the ropes looking for a Clothesline From Hell, CHUCK ducks sending JOSE bouncing off the near side ropes, JOSE bounces off the ropes and into a Spinbuster Slam by CHUCK! CHUCK reaches his feet before running his thumb across the throat!
CHUCK measures JOSE, who pushes himself up out of a pool of his own blood. CHUCK comes forward planting a boot to the midsection, he under hooks the arms, but before he can execute the Saivor JOSE manages to yank his arms free, he takes CHUCK down with a double leg take down, before falling backwards which catapults CHUCK face and body first into the turnbuckle! CHUCK bounces off the ropes and into the FURY by JOSE to a huge pop from the crowd. JOSE covers CHUCK!
ONE.....
TWO......
KICKOUT!!!
JOSE, with his face a crimson mask looks towards the referee who shows him 2 fingers. JOSE pounds the mat out of frustration before gathering himself. He reaches his feet, he measures CHUCK who begins to pull himself to his feet, JOSE comes forward, he picks CHUCK up in a fireman's carry...
Before JOSE can execute the move CHUCK is shown gouging JOSE in the eyes before sliding down the back of JOSE, from their CHUCK peals off a German Suplex, he rolls before lifting JOSE back up, he lands a second German Suplex, JOSE rolls through before picking JOSE back up, he hurls JOSE backwards, this time releasing the German and suplexing JOSE hard to the mat. CHUCK makes a cover.
ONE....
TWO....
The crowd explodes as JOSE kicks out!
CHUCK reaches his feet, he locks in a Ankle Lock on JOSE!
CHUCK looks as if he's trying to break the ankle of JOSE as he applies more pressure to the hold, JOSE rolls over to his back, he tries to kick himself free, but CHUCK doesn't release the hold!
JOSE raises his right hand up in the air...
In a last ditch effort JOSE rolls through he Ankle Lock with a counter which sends CHUCK crashing face first into the turnbuckle! JOSE rolls CHUCK up with a School Boy!
ONE....
TWO....
CHUCK kicks out a half second before the fatal three count drawing a OOOOOOO from the crowd which translates into a "THIS IS AWESOME" chant from the crowd. JOSE and CHUCK, both men bloody reach there feet, CHUCK charges JOSE, JOSE ducks under a CHUCK clothesline attempt, CHUCK bounces off the ropes, JOSE catches CHUCK with a boot to the midsection and drops him with a DDT...
BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS?
Suddenly... "NOT AGAIN" by Staind hits the speakers to a chorus of boo's from the live crowd!
JOSE CHAVEZ's attention diverts to the top of the ramp in anticipating the arrival of THE TRISTAN SLATER... but CHUCK clubs CHAVEZ in the back and then hits THE SAVIOR! (i.e. Celtic Cross!)
CHUCK covers JOSE after catching him completely off guard due to TRISTAN's distraction!
...1
...2
...THREE!!! TRISTAN SLATER's distraction costs JOSE CHAVEZ the title! CHUCK has done it! He has won the U.S. Championship!
NEW U.S. CHAMPION: CHUCK
CHUCK gets to his feet and the referee hands him the United Stated Championship but suddenly there's commotion coming from the crowd as THE TRISTAN SLATER emerges from underneath the ring!! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THERE?!?!?!?!?! THE TRISTAN SLATER slides into the ring behind CHUCK who is completely oblivious to SLATER'S arrival to the ring.
CHUCK begins to turn around where he's leveled with a boot to the midsection by SLATER! The fans are crazy with boo's as THE TRISTAN SLATER delivers the Flip Piledriver to CHUCK!! The crowd can't believe it! THE TRISTAN SLATER has just made a HUGE impact, pun intended!
SLATER kneels down over CHUCK where camera's pick up his verbal dialog.
THE TRISTAN SLATER: JUNE 2ND! JUNE 2ND! J.U.N.E. 2ND.... YOU BELONG TO ME.
The crowd is left in shock at this turn of events, and we've got a new U.S. Champion! We're out of time! See you next week!
