-May 5th, 2012
Welcome to Saturday Night Impact everyone! We have a packed house tonight as we waste no time getting our show started with an appearance from none other than...
"Genesis" by Justice blares over the X-TRON. The arena lights go off temporarily until the song is :38 seconds in, the lighting effects then rotate between Gold and black, the XWF Tron shows it's none other than the reigning XWF UNITED STATES CHAMPION JOSE CHAVEZ!!!! The XWF Arena goes nuts for the face of the XWF! JOSE CHAVEZ finally steps from behind the curtains, holding his United States Championship around his shoulder, he scans the crowd and yells out by racing down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring, once he's handed a microphone he attempts to speak.
FANS: JOSE! JOSE! JOSE! JOSE!!!!
The fans continue to roar his name, he smiles and looks up in the air before speaking to the crowd here in the XWF Arena.
JOSE CHAVEZ: Damn it feels good to be back inside of this ring in front of all of you tonight. There's not a better feeling in the world than to perform in front of the fans of the XWF.
As JOSE CHAVEZ strokes the ego of the fans he paces back and forth before continuing while the fans continue "XWF" chants.
JOSE CHAVEZ: Now since that's done let me cut to two targets I have tonight.... The first one being Edward Norton meets Ryan Gosling, now unless your names is THE DARK SHADOW or his new friend ALEX HARDY then I guess I'll spell it out for you, RJ PALMER you're the first target on my hit list. You may have gotten lucky and pinned me outside of the ring to win the XWF XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP but tonight I'm going to return the favor bud...... now the second target is none other than the plain and simple CHUCK.
FANS: BOO!!!!!
JOSE CHAVEZ: My thoughts exactly, now ladies and gentlemen, this little prick wants to make a name for himself and that's completely understandable, but you see, when you make a name for yourself, you attack someone like Chasm, you attack someone like Pistachio, you don't attack someone like the XWF's UNITED STATES CHAMPION JOSE CHAVEZ!!!!
FANS: JOSE! JOSE! JOSE! JOSE!
JOSE CHAVEZ: You know, I get it kid, you're new and you don't know the way of the land, so I won't call you out like the little bitch that you are, I won't attack you from behind and I won't embarrass you right now before I embarrass you in front of each and every one of these fans here tonight, just know one thing...... you're fucked!!!!
"Genesis" by Justice blares and JOSE CHAVEZ rolls out of the ring as cameras go elsewhere....
DARK SHADOW & ALEX HARDY
vs
HARDCORE SMITTY
2 on 1 Handicap Match
HARDCORE SMITTY is already out and waiting for his opponents as he's thoroughly looking forward to punishing them, but where are they? Suddenly we see the X-TRON light up and we are taken to the backstage area where DARK SHADOW is knocking on ALEX HARDY's locker room door. We see the door open and DARK SHADOW looks in, letting out a sigh.
DARK SHADOW: No, no you can't just take that to the ring and stab him in the back with it and kill him. We need to go out there and beat SMITTY fairly so we can move up the ranks!
Whatever weapon ALEX had, he leaves behind as we finally see him emerge from the locker room and SHADOW leads him down the hallway toward the entrance into the arena. The X-TRON switches show the entrance video of NEW GEN as both members of NEW GEN, DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY, come running out from the back and down the ramp! Both of them do a quick front flip to enter the ring where....
CRACK!
SMACK!!
SMITTY with a boot to the skull of DARK SHADOW and a clubbing forearm to the back of ALEX HARDY! They weren't even ready yet but the fans love it!
The referee rings the bell to start the match as SMITTY is already going to work on both men, pulling ALEX's shirt up and over his head so ALEX is blinded while SMITTY just unloads with several shots to the stomach and ribs and head. ALEX can't defend himself but here comes DARK SHADOW! He leaps up and lands on the back of HARDCORE SMITTY, quickly locking in a sleeper hold that SMITTY wildly tries to fight off. SHADOW has it locked in tight though as SMITTY's arms are flying out in every direction and he's trying to find some leverage to get SHADOW off his back. Instead, SMITTY drops down to one knee and begins to weaken as the sleeper is locked in tighter and now ALEX HARDY has gotten back to his feet. ALEX begins kicking SMITTY in the stomach and punching him in the face while SHADOW keeps the sleeper hold locked in. SMITTY topples over and finally is on his side with SHADOW still clenching in the sleeper hold as tight as he can. ALEX keeps on kicking SMITTY anywhere that his boot will land and the fans are beginning to boo! SMITTY is starting to go completely limp!
DARK SHADOW starts to scream as he applies even more pressure to SMITTY. DARK SHADOW is trying to rip SMITTY's head off of his body! The ref finally gets involved and tells ALEX to stand back while he checks SMITTY.
The ref lifts SMITTY's arm once..... and it falls!
If his arm falls two more times, he is OUT!
The ref lifts SMITTY's arm again......... it falls a second time!
One more time and NEW GEN has won this match!!!
The ref lifts SMITTY's arm one more time..........
and........................................
NO! HE KEEPS IT IN THE AIR!
SMITTY is starting to shake and all kinds of spit is flying out of his mouth and dripping down his chin. His eyes look like they are about ready to pop out of his head and his face is as red as a beet! DARK SHADOW starts screaming louder, telling SMITTY just to give it up already! SMITTY won't have it! HE starts fighting his way back up to one knee as ALEX HARDY is back to kicking SMITTY in the face, chest, and anywhere else he can.... UNTIL SMITTY CATCHES ALEX'S FOOT! SMITTY uses one massive burst of energy to explode back to his feet as he pushes ALEX's foot up so that ALEX falls back at the same time DARK SHADOW is flung off of SMITTY's back!
The fans go wild!
Until SMITTY collapses right back down....
DARK SHADOW, still with a look of shock in his eyes, sees SMITTY go back down so he quickly begins stomping away on him and instructing ALEX to do the same. Both NEW GEN members throw a boot party all over SMITTY as he tries to cover up and protect himself from the shots but there are just too many. They're relentless! DARK SHADOW drops to his knees and starts choking SMITTY with both hands while ALEX starts really going to work on SMITTY's legs by kicking him in the knee caps and stomping down hard on his shins and ankles.
SMITTY seems to be out cold!!!
DARK SHADOW yells some instructions to ALEX HARDY which sends ALEX to the top rope for a diving headbutt right into SMITTY's skull. Now DARK SHADOW climbs the ropes and delivers a flying leg drop across SMITTY's throat! Both NEW GEN members look satisfied at this point and they stop to pose but the fans are booing them pretty badly after the way they've been double teaming SMITTY. DARK SHADOW gets an annoyed look on his face and ALEX flicks off the crowd as both of them look back down at SMITTY who is barely showing any signs of life. DARK SHADOW directs ALEX back to the corner again to climb the ropes and this time DARK SHADOW is climbing the opposite corner at the same time.
DARK SHADOW tells ALEX to jump off of his corner ropes right AFTER he does so they can nail SMITTY with two huge impact maneuvers right in a row and then pin him! The plan is perfect!
DARK SHADOW goes to jump first, but ALEX misunderstood and times his own jump too early! Both ALEX and SHADOW are flying through the air at the exact same time, both heading toward SMITTY's stretched out body in the middle of the ring.....
BAM!!!! Collision city!!!!
The fans let out a NASTY sounding "Ooooooooooohhhhhhh" as DARK SHADOW and ALEX HARDY's skulls crash right into one another IN MID AIR! That was sick!!!!
Both NEW GEN members flop down awkwardly next to HARDCORE SMITTY, who is finally noticing what just happened. He actually sits up very slowly and groggily, wiping some blood and sweat from his face before fully realizing that both of his opponents have knocked each other out cold!
SMITTY gets a satisfied look in his eyes and drops his arm across ALEX HARDY for the pin....
....1 .....2 .....but wait, SMITTY gets back up! He waves his finger in the air "no" to the fans because he's not finished yet. He pulls DARK SHADOW up and takes him to the corner where SMITTY sets him up and delivers THE SMITT632!!! (i.e. an F5 off the top rope!)
BAM! And when DARK SHADOW's body lands from that SMITT632 he actually lands across the body of ALEX HARDY! SMITTY has timed it perfectly! He violently yanks DARK SHADOW off of HARDY's limp body by the hair and shoves him through the ropes so he crashes dangerously to the outside. SMITTY then drops down and covers ALEX HARDY as he counts along with his fingers in the air, as the ref delivers the...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!
WINNER: HARDCORE SMITTY
"The King of Wrestling" PETER GILMOUR
vs
JOHN LAW
Standard Match
The match begins with PETER GILMOUR and JOHN LAW circling around one another, the fans begin chanting JOHN LAW's name while the fans boo PETER GILMOUR. The cameras scan the crowd and various posters from kids, teenagers, milfs, gilfs, and everything in between show there posters disrespecting PETER GILMOUR, GILMOUR laughs while looking around but right when he directs his attention back to LAW he is bitch slapped and tumbles to the outside of the ring! The fans are al chanting JOHN LAW's name as he rolls out of the ring in pursuit of GILMOUR!
Once outside of the ring, PETER GILMOUR races around the ring in an attempt to catch JOHN LAW off his guard, but LAW isn't buying it, once GILMOUR turns around he's leveled by LAW with a vicious clothesline! LAW then grabs GILMOUR and drops him with a ferocious Full Nelson German Suplex!!! LAW goes for the cover.
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KICKOUT BY GILMOUR!!!!
JOHN LAW yanks GILMOUR by his neck and sends him to the ropes, GILMOUR holds onto the ropes and LAW charges him before GILMOUR lifts him up in the air, causing him to tumble on the outside ring floor. GILMOUR laughs as he rolls out of the ring and yanks LAW up and slams him face first into the barricade! PETER begins stomping on LAW's chest repeatedly before attempting to send LAW to the steel steps, LAW counters this and sends GILLIGAN into the steel steps, GILLIGAN hits the steel steps!!!! The crowd laughs while GILMOUR slumps over, covering his head, LAW lifts GILMOUR and tosses him into the ring, LAW looks at the fans and lifts PETER into the air and hits the FUNKMASTER'S REVENGE but GILMOUR pokes LAW in the eyes!!!, LAW releases his hold on GILMOUR, GILMOUR uses this opportunity to attempt a school boy pin.
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LAW KICKS OUT!!!
GILRMOUR patiently awaits LAW to begin moving and stand on his feet, once LAW's up, GILMOUR races toward him and takes him down with a YAKUZA kick!!!! LAW isn't moving!!!! GILMOUR covers.
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...2
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LAW kicks out again!!!!
GILMOUR is in disbelief and yanks LAW back onto his feet, he's going for the KILLSWITCH but LAW counters and takes GILMOUR out with the FUNKMASTER REVENGE!!!! Both men are now down in the middle of the ring!!!!
JOHN LAW!
JOHN LAW!
JOHN LAW!
The chants flood the arena as the crowd cheers for LAW in this matchup. Both men begin crawling onto their feet but while the referee is looking at JOHN LAW, PETER GILMOUR'S manager ROSE SMITH places one of her stiletto's on the outside of the ring, GILMOUR hides it in his shirt, ROSE SMITH runs on the other side of the ring and distracts the referee!!! Just as JOHN LAW stands on his feet and charges GILMOUR, GILMOUR yanks the stiletto out from his shirt and nails LAW across the face with it, a loud crack is heard and PETER tosses the shoe into the crowd before dropping on his knees and covering.
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THREE!!!!!
PETER GILMOUR HAS WON THE MATCH!!!!
WINNER: PETER GILMOUR
ROSE SMITH hops out of the ring demanding the fans to give her back her stiletto but the teenage fans give her dirty gestures as if signaling they will only give the shoe back if she gives them something in return, ROSE SMITH just hops away and with the aid of GILMOUR they depart from the ring.
"The Grappling Guru" DOUBLE G & THE APEX LEGACY
vs
MR. XWF & CHASM
Standard Tag Match
Winning team gets a #1 contender match next week
The match begins with all four men already in the ring. MR. XWF decides to start things off for his team while THE APEX LEGACY starts things off for his team. MR. XWF goes to lockup with APEX LEGACY but LEGACY quickly shoots low to grab MR. XWF's right knee and trip him up. MR. XWF stumbles back but gets his balance and pops LEGACY right in the nose with a hard elbow smash that dazes LEGACY just long enough for MR. XWF to bounce off of the ropes behind him and gain momentum for a crushing spear! MR. XWF does a kip up and poses as the fans go wild! MR. XWF pulls LEGACY back up to his feet and he takes him right back down with a huge spinebuster before popping back to his feet and posing for the fans yet again! They're loving it! MR. XWF begins to clap his hands and tries to get the crowd even more hyped up! He stomps both of his feet down into place and lowers his stance as he waits behind APEX LEGACY who is very slowly staggering back to his feet..... and right into.... THE ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! The fans hit the roof! It's already over!
MR. XWF covers LEGACY
...1 ...2 ...BROKEN UP BY GRAPPLING GARY!
The fans let out a roaring "booooooooo." MR. XWF storms to his feet and unloads all over GARY with the fastest fists the XWF has ever seen! The fans erupt into cheers! GARY looks like he's getting electrocuted he's shaking and jiggling all over so fast from those rapid fire punches!
MR. XWF backs GARY up against the ropes, then reels back a couple feet before charging at GARY with a massive flying forearm THAT HE MISSES!!! GARY ducked just in time and pulled the top rope down with him! MR. XWF crashes into and over the top rope, crashing all the way down to ringside very hard!
CHASM has finally seen enough and storms into the ring as the referee has lost total control of this match! APEX LEGACY and MR. XWF are supposed to be the legal men in the ring right now but instead we've got CHASM and GRAPPLING GARY going toe to toe! A right hand to the face of GARY, a forearm to the jaw of CHASM, several back and forth fists, finally a knee to the gut of CHASM sends CHASM stumbling back a few feet as GARY follows up with a huge clothesline that spins CHASM around in midair before he splats on the canvas. GARY is fired up! The fans are starting to back GARY as he gains momentum! He pumps his fists and goes to grab CHASM back up, but the referee is stopping GARY! The referee forces GARY back to his corner as the fans boo because they wanted action. The referee then goes over to CHASM as he is getting back up and also directs him to his corner.
With GARY and CHASM both back in their corners where they belong, we have APEX LEGACY finally struggling to get back to his feet in the middle of the ring and MR. XWF finally struggling back to his feet out at ringside. MR. XWF shakes off the cobwebs and regains his senses just in time to look into the ring and see LEGACY staring back out at him with a dazed look. MR. XWF quickly springs into action, sliding into the ring to attack LEGACY before LEGACY can tag in the fresh man.... but.... He's too late! LEGACY tags in GARY! A lot of the fans pop as GARY is tagged in, especially after the display GARY already put on a minute ago and he's already got some solid fan base from being a long-time XWFer. MR. XWF puts on the breaks and backs up a few steps as GARY enters the ring, looking pumped and ready to rip through somebody! MR. XWF points to GARY and then starts flexing. MR. XWF is flexing and posing as though he is some sort of body builder even though GARY is clearly the more muscular of the two. A lot of the fans start to laugh and cheer as MR. XWF poses a little longer, but then he stops and motions for GARY to pose! MR. XWF gets the fans behind him. They want to see GARY flex now! GARY seems hesitant but finally flexes both of his arms as the fans cheer and MR. XWF can clearly see that GARY's muscles are much larger, so MR. XWF basically motions "screw this" with his hands and tags CHASM in! The fans love it!
CHASM gets into the ring as GARY continues to pose and show off his physique while the fans cheer him! CHASM doesn't even bother getting into a flexing showdown with someone as large as GARY so instead he bounces off the ropes to gain momentum and then charges GARY with a huge clothesline BUT GARY CATCHES HIM! THE GRAPPLER! GARY just hit THE GRAPPLER! (i.e. full nelson slam!)
GARY goes for the pin...1 ...2 ...MR. XWF BREAKS IT UP!
GARY rushes at MR. XWF but receives a ROCK BOTTOM! OH NO! HE LANDS ON CHASM!!!! CHASM was still on the canvas in the way as MR. XWF drove GRAPPLING GARY right down into him with that Rock Bottom!
MR. XWF can't believe it! He puts his hands on his head in a moment of shock as APEX LEGACY comes in the ring and clubs him in the back of the head. MR. XWF stumbles forward and trips over CHASM's body now! APEX LEGACY keeps on MR. XWF with a flurry of stomps and kicks until MR. XWF finally rolls out under the bottom rope to the outside. CHASM starts to get back up and as he staggers to his feet he bumps into APEX LEGACY and immediately hits THE GREAT ABYSS! (i.e. full nelson flapjack!)
LEGACY looks out! He's not moving a muscle! CHASM hunches over in a lot of pain after having GARY driven down onto his stomach a few moments ago. GARY is still down and out as MR. XWF slides back into the ring and suddenly stops, realizing that everything is under control. GARY is still down and so is APEX LEGACY. MR. XWF nods his approval toward CHASM and gives him a high five! MR. XWF quickly pulls GRAPPLING GARY back up to his feet and hits a Rock Bottom! CHASM pulls APEX LEGACY to his feet and MR. XWF steals APEX LEGACY from CHASM and delivers a Rock Bottom to LEGACY!
OH NO! Now MR. XWF has hooked THE REFEREE in place for a Rock Bottom! Don't do it!!!!
......
He stops before actually doing it though and lets the referee go! MR. XWF laughs hysterically and yells out toward the fans "Rock Bottoms to everyone up in this mug!" The fans laugh and cheer as MR. XWF laughs some more while the referee yells at him to return to his corner. MR. XWF finally gets out of the ring but just begins walking up the ramp instead of going to his team's corner. CHASM doesn't seem worried ...until he sees GARY starting to move already! CHASM immediately drops down and covers APEX LEGACY before GARY can intervene...
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GARY sees the pin and rushes into a desperate dive across the ring!!!
...2!!!
GARY is about to land a double ax handle across the back of CHASM to break up the pin...
THREE!!!
GARY IS TOO LATE!
BAM!
GARY still smashes right into CHASM when he lands and CHASM is knocked senseless by the impact. GARY looks really frustrated! He can't believe he was just a split second too late! He questions the referee about it but the ref stands by his decision as CHASM finally stumbles back to his feet. CHASM accidentally falls into GARY so GARY shoves him back and then loses it! GARY grabs CHASM and hits THE GRAPPLER! The ref yells at GARY to leave the ring and GARY himself even looks shocked by what he just did! GARY lets out a frustrated grunt and then storms out of the ring and to the back. A lot of the fans are actually cheering for him and really hoping to see more of this aggression out of him in the weeks to come!
WINNERS: MR. XWF & CHASM
Suddenly the X-TRON lights up as we see SHANE CARVER arriving in the parking lot!!!
ALEX HARDY goes into the parking lot where SHANE CARVER is.
ALEX: SHANE, can i ask you something?
CARVER: What? You want to ask me if I'll kick your ass just like SMITTY did earlier tonight? I heard exactly what happened and I'm not at all surprised but if you...
DDT ON THE HARD PAVEMENT!!!! ALEX nailed it! He smirks and walks off as SHANE lays there with a puddle of blood starting to form under his head. Officials rush over to check on him as the camera cuts away.
X-TREME TITLE MATCH
Defending Champ: RJ PALMER
vs
JOSE CHAVEZ
vs
ARSENIC
vs
CHUCK
X-Treme Rules 4 Way Match
RJ PALMER makes his way out to the ring first and quickly grabs the microphone.
PALMER: You know I was actually thinking about coming out and defending this title but then I remembered I don't even give a crap about it. Who cares about the X-Treme title if they're already a Tag Champion? I sure don't! Let these other three losers fight over this worthless piece of trash! All three of them are just as worthless as this title!
The fans let out a resounding "Boooooooooo" as JOSE CHAVEZ bursts out from the back and races down the ramp! The fans erupt as JOSE slides into the ring and goes right for RJ, but RJ is too quick and escapes under the bottom rope just in time. JOSE gives chase, following him out of the ring and chasing him all the way around the ring! RJ starts running up the ramp but suddenly out from the back emerge ARSENIC and CHUCK! Both of them charge toward RJ and almost take his head off with a massive double clothesline that sends RJ twirling around in the air before crashing down on his head on the steel ramp-way! ARSENIC and CHUCK both keep running because right behind PALMER was JOSE CHAVEZ! BAM!!! CHAVEZ gets turned inside out by a huge double clothesline from both men too!
ARSENIC and CHUCK proved to work great together for that first 3 seconds before CHUCK locked in the crossface out of nowhere! ARSENIC's chest and face hit the steel ramp hard on the way down as CHUCK locked in the submission maneuver and now the referee is signaling for this match to officially begin!
DING DING DING! The match is on!
CHUCK tightens the crossface as ARSENIC is clearly in pain but also filled with a burning desire to escape as he uses his free arm to actually drag himself and CHUCK closer to the ring, inch by inch! CHUCK keeps wrenching back on the neck and arm with that crossface but ARSENIC keeps dragging himself closer to the ring. The referee keeps asking if he wants to give up, but ARSENIC keeps crawling closer and closer to the ring! He has reached ringside! He keeps crawling...under the ring???
WHACK!!!!
A wrench that was under the ring just got whipped right into the face of CHUCK by ARSENIC's free hand! That was some impressive aim while being locked in a crossface! The fans go "Ooooooooh" as CHUCK falls back after releasing the hold. CHUCK seems more furious than anything else that ALREADY weapons have been brought into the mix! CHUCK slams his hands down on the ground before springing up to his feet and running up to ARSENIC with a stiff kick to his ribs. ARSENIC tumbles to his side and actually ends up halfway under the ring. The ring apron is covering most of him so all we can see are ARSENIC's feet! CHUCK starts to move in for the kill but quickly freezes, realizing what might happen in another second. CHUCK shakes his head "no" to the fans as though he's too smart to be hit with another weapon from under the ring so instead he backs up a few feet while ARSENIC is still halfway hidden under the apron.
Meanwhile at the top of the ramp we see JOSE CHAVEZ and RJ PALMER both getting back to their feet after being annihilated by those huge double clotheselines earlier. Both men are hurting from the way they landed on the hard steel. JOSE starts to move toward PALMER and PALMER runs to the back escaping before JOSE can lay his hands on him. JOSE looks frustrated but then turns his attention back toward the ring...
BAM!
RJ PALMER came right back out as soon as JOSE turned and nailed him in the back of the head with a running forearm! CHAVEZ crashes forward and rolls down the ramp as RJ looks on with a smug expression. RJ turns and finally goes to the back as CHUCK decides to go to work on JOSE CHAVEZ. CHUCK drops a knee into JOSE's chest and then locks in a tight arm bar. While this is happening we finally see ARSENIC emerge from under the ring and this time he's got an entire tool box AND a large leather sack of something...
ARSENIC dumps open the toolbox and all its contents spill all around the ringside area. There are various tools such as screwdrivers, pliers, a hammer, lots of nails and screws of all sizes, etc... ARSENIC now dumps out the large bag and it turns out it was filled with thumbtacks and jumping jacks! What a great combination to keep under the ring! The fans LOVE it! As soon as they see all the dangerous tools and thumbtacks and jumping jacks all scattered around ringside they really start getting into this match!
ARSENIC sees the arm bar that CHUCK has JOSE locked in so he rushes up the ramp to break it up. ARSENIC kicks CHUCK right in the head and then punches JOSE right in the face. CHUCK fires back with a kick to ARSENIC's side and then taking him down with an Enziguri! CHUCK quickly delivers a low drop kick to ARSENIC's skull as soon as ARSENIC started to get back up. ARSENIC stumbles back and begins rolling down the ramp and into some of the thumbtacks and jumping jacks! ARSENIC gets up as fast as he can but here comes JOSE CHAVEZ with a running hurricanrana that sends ARSENIC directly into the middle of where most of the tools, nails, etc are all over the ground! ARSENIC gets shredded up pretty bad as he crashes and rolls through all of that after such momentum behind that hurricanrana! JOSE CHAVEZ quickly turns his attention back toward CHUCK and catches CHUCK in the face with a running dropkick that sends CHUCK down hard on the ramp. JOSE pulls CHUCK up and Irish whips him toward the ring which means CHUCK runs right through the thumbtacks and everything else! CHUCK rolls into the ring but his foot it hurt! One of the thumbtacks went in deep enough that it's stabbing his toe! He quickly reaches down and yanks the tumbtack out but that gave JOSE just enough time to scale the ropes all the way to the top and hit a 540 corkscrew right into CHUCK, crushing him in the way down!
JOSE goes for the pin!
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...KICKOUT!!!
ARSENIC is back up to his feet at ringside and he grabs a pair of pliers. He enters the ring with the pliers and walks right up to JOSE CHAVEZ from behind and snatches two of JOSE's fingers in the pliers! He squeezes the pliers as hard as he can as JOSE screams in excruciating pain! ARSENIC bends the pliers so JOSE is forced to bend his arm along with them. JOSE is forced to bend forward really low which enables ARSENIC to place his boot on JOSE's head and STOMP him down into the canvas! Talk about a curbstomp! ARSENIC keeps the pliers locked around JOSE's fingers as he stomps JOSE's head into the canvas again! JOSE IS NOT MOVING! ARSENIC is now keeping his foot down on JOSE's head and yanking violently with those pliers!
He's trying to pluck JOSE's fingers right off of his hand!!!
CHUCK is back to his feet and immediately disgusted by what he sees happening! He is not a fan of this hardcore environment at all! CHUCK seems to actually go into somewhat of a rage as he explodes toward ARSENIC and breaks up the malevolent act he was performing with, of all things... a knife edge chop! ARSENIC is stunned by the chop across his chest which actually hit him hard enough to send him back a step and drop the pliers! He goes to pick the pliers back up but ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP! AND ANOTHER! CHUCK is unleashing a barrage of knife edge chops so viciously that you'd think he invented the move! The fans, of course, are all going "WOOOOOO!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" as the chops continue to send ARSENIC back into the corner where CHUCK quickly changes his approach and drives a shoulder into ARSENIC's gut before hoisting ARSENIC up onto the top turnbuckle. CHUCK climbs up with him and delivers a text book Superplex off the top rope! On top of that, CHUCK actually follows it up with an immediate roll up package instead of letting go! The ref dives in for the count!
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...2
...JOSE BREAKS IT UP with a running low dropkick to CHUCK's ribs! CHUCK looks hurt bad by that one. He holds his right side and appears to be in agonizing pain as he fights back to his feet rather quickly, only for JOSE to catch him with the FURY! He nails his version of the Canadian destroyer perfectly! The fans roar their approval as JOSE goes for the cover on CHUCK...
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...2
...KICKOUT! The fans can't believe it and neither can JOSE! He quickly follows up by locking CHUCK in the CAPITAL PUNISHMENT! (i.e. cattle mutilation!)
The ref checks the hold as CHUCK writhes in pain! CHUCK can't break free! He's trying to fight out but it's locked in way too tight for him to break free! The ref keeps asking CHUCK if he wants to give it up! The ref leans in to check what CHUCK is saying and it sounds like he's saying yes! It sounds like he's saying yes!
BAM!!! A giant, 8 foot long lightbulb tube just got blasted over the head of the referee!!! ARSENIC HAS LOST HIS MIND!!! Glass is everywhere and that white smoke is lingering in the air after the bulb explosion. JOSE quickly releases the hold on CHUCK and scrambles to his feet, catching ARSENIC with a dropkick to the knee. JOSE follows up with a headscissors DDT and ARSENIC's head lands right where a lot of that broken glass is!
ARSENIC is bleeding and has glass stuck in his face!!!
JOSE quickly bounces off the ropes with a springboard moonsault onto ARSENIC and then turns his attention back to CHUCK, once again locking CHUCK in the CAPITAL PUNISHMENT but before he has it fully lock in, CHUCK somehow rolls it into a backslide pin!
There's no ref!!!!
CHUCK has JOSE down as the fans are in an uproar! There is no referee to count the pinfall because the ref is laid out in the middle of the ring with blood gushing from his head thanks to ARSENIC!!!
BLAST!!!
ARSENIC just literally smashed the Spanish commentator's TV monitor over CHUCK's skull!!! And it was still plugged in!!! The monitor actually explodes and we hear electricity sizzling as CHUCK is absolutely busted wide open!!! Officials (paramedics, etc) are rushing to the ring now and ordering ARSENIC to stand back as they check on CHUCK who is not moving at all. They soak up some of the blood from CHUCK's face and meanwhile we have ARSENIC and JOSE CHAVEZ brawling once again! JOSE catches a right hand from ARSENIC and turns it around into a tiltawhirl DDT. Now ARSENIC is busted open even more than before after that DDT which prompts the officials to order JOSE back as they check on ARSENIC. As they're checking on ARSENIC, we see CHUCK starting to stir and he takes advantage of a distracted JOSE CHAVEZ as he scoops him up from behind with a german suplex bridge pin! He holds the pin but still, there is no referee! The officials in the ring are mostly medical staff who are checking on ARSENIC and on the fallen referee.
CHUCK keeps the pin locked and finally another referee starts running out from the back!!!
The ref slides into the ring and begins the count!!!
...1
...2
ARSENIC breaks it up BY THROWING ONE OF THE OFFICIALS DOWN ON TOP OF CHUCK!!! The referee sees this and begins backing up in fear for his own safety! ARSENIC sends all the other officials scattering off in fear, blood still running down his face because he wouldn't let them tend to his wound at all earlier! ARSENIC quickly pulls CHUCK up and hits THE SICKNESS! (i.e. Fisherman's cradle spiked DDT!) And lands it right into that shattered debris from the TV monitor! Bits and pieces of glass and plastic and metal are probably cutting into CHUCK's skull and back!
ARSENIC quickly turns his attention to JOSE and starts choking him with the wire from that monitor he broke over CHUCK's head earlier. ARSENIC actually wraps the cord around JOSE's neck several times and begins to tie it! He ties it TIGHT! JOSE is being completely choked out by that wire as ARSENIC calmly gets back to his feet and looks right down into JOSE's eyes as JOSE slowly fades... fades... and completely stops moving. The referee looks very concerned and begins to move in, but ARSENIC quickly uses this opportunity to his advantage and yells at the referee!
ARSENIC: If you're so worried about him then make sure you don't count too slow!
ARSENIC drops down and covers JOSE as this referee, a substitute referee after the original got bludgeoned, doesn't seem sure what to do so he drops down and counts the pin rather quickly!
...1
...2
...THREE!!!
ARSENIC quickly gets back up as the referee rushes in to remove that cord from around JOSE's neck. A few moments later and this could have been a career ending situation!!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION: ARSENIC
ARSENIC stands there looking down at JOSE and then looking down at CHUCK. CHUCK begins to move and that seems to enrage ARSENIC as he quickly exits the ring and grabs a crowbar from under the ring! ARSENIC gets back into the ring now and holds that crowbar over CHUCK as he gazes down hatefully.
Suddenly a man rushes out from the back!
The fans rise to their feet!!!
WHO IS THIS MAN!?!?!?!?
We simply do not recognize this young African American man who rushes in and absolutely rips into ARSENIC with a flurry of strikes that cause the crowbar to go flying! The fans pop, not even knowing who this man is but loving the fact that he has come to put a stop to this madman! The man ducks under a right hand from ARSENIC and then catches him with a boot to the gut and a quick DDT into some of that loose debris! The man quickly gets back to his feet, realizes his job is done, and exits the ring with a confident and satisfied look on his face. He makes his way up the ramp as many of the fans applaud.... but who was this man?
Let's go to a quick commercial break!!!
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We return from commercial break, and we see the unknown man that attacked ARSENIC exiting the arena.
Sir! Sir!
The man drops his bag and turns around, only to find STEVE SAYORS approaching him with a microphone.
SAYORS: Sir, can...who..
???: Whoa. Okay, first. Breathe.
SAYORS stops and takes a few deep breaths.
???: Okay. Now, one question at a time. I promise you'll get a lot farther that way.
SAYORS: Sorry, I just wanted to catch you before you left. But anyway, I'm STEVE SAYORS, one of the interviewers for XWF and after seeing what just went down a few..
???: You wanna know who I am, why him, and who's next. Right?
SAYORS: Well, yeah.
???: First, my name is RAIKENZA GRAPHITTI. Second, I hadn't even planned on being here tonight. But I figured I'd stop by and make sure everything was set with my contract. Well, while leaving MR. CARVER's office, I happened to glance at the screen and well, that's not gonna happen. Not while I'm here.
SAYORS: So your attack wasn't planned?
GRAPHITTI: Planned? Homie, I don't even know dude's name. All I know is that stuff like that ain't gonna fly with me. And if he...
GRAPHITTI stops in mid sentence as ARSENIC comes leaping at GRAPHITTI. Both men go down, exchanging punches. ARSENIC gets loose and goes for a kick to the head, but GRAPHITTI moves out the way. GRAPHITTI hits a huge spear into a glass window, causing both men to go through. Security rushes in and separates both men. GRAPHITTI immediately cooperates and nods, signaling he's done, as ARSENIC is still swinging. GRAPHITTI turns to leave, but ARSENIC gets loose and hits GRAPHITTI with a huge shot to the head. Security grabs ARSENIC and pins him down, as GRAPHITTI is now also being held down. Blood is seen trickle down the back of GRAPHITTI's head, which brings a huge smile to ARSENIC's face. GRAPHITTI holds his head and nods to ARSENIC, signaling that it's far from over.
MAIN EVENT
XWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Defending Champ: RJ PALMER by himself
vs
PSICO PAYASO & AALIYAH MONROE
vs
The tag team known as "DAWN"
Triple Threat Bedlam Match
No Tagging Required!
The first team out to the ring are PSICO and AALIYAH as they await the arrival of their opponents. Next, both members of DAWN emerge from the crowd and begin circling the ring as they keep their eyes locked on PSICO and AALYIAH. Finally, RJ PALMER makes his way out from the back with the XWF Tag Team Titles. He has a disgusted look on his face as he slowly makes his way down the ramp. He makes his way around ringside but suddenly both members of DAWN rush in and attack him! RED DAWN takes out RJ's knee while BLACK DAWN lands a spinning kick to his head at the same time. Once he's down they both lift him up by his arms and legs and use him like a battering ram to smash his head into the barricade. All the fans right there behind the barricade cheer!
Suddenly PSICO and AALIYAH both dive through the ropes to the outside, landing on both members of DAWN! AALIYAH follows up by nailing RED DAWN with the Sugar Rush while PSICO executes a Northern lights suplex to BLACK DAWN. PSICO and AALIYAH both turn their attention to RJ PALMER now, who is still down after having his head battered into the barricade earlier. PSICO picks AALIYAH up over his head and drops her down, feet first, into RJ PALMER's chest! The fans let out a loud "Ooooooh!!" after that one! RJ holds his chest in pain as he rolls back and forth. AALIYAH and PSICO pull him up to his feet and they deliver a double suplex too close to the ring post so RJ's tailbone crashes into the ring post causing him to crash down onto his head! PSICO and AALIYAH both act shocked and concerned, but after a couple seconds change to laughter and nods of approval to one another.
AALIYAH and PSICO both get caught off guard from behind as RED DAWN scratches her nails down the back of AALIYAH, immediately drawing streams of blood almost as if her nails were made of razor blades. BLACK DAWN leaps on the back of PSICO and begins rabidly biting his neck! She's actually trying to take large chunks out of his neck as he tries to push her face back and fight her off! She finally lands one good bite on his neck and she just RIPS her head back as blood spews from PSICO's neck! BLACK DAWN spits whatever she bit right into PSICO's face but with a LOT of extra fluid! She just spit his own blood into his face along with the POISON MIST! PSICO is scrambling like a chicken with its head cut off! He's blinded and choking on that poison mist while bleeding profusely from his neck! He inadvertently bumps hard into AALIYAH and sends AALIYAH crashing backward into the waiting clutches of RED DAWN who locks in a rear naked choke on AALIYAH!!!
PSICO still cannot see and ends up running right into RJ PALMER who has finally gotten back up! RJ connects with ANTAGONIZE! (i.e. tko!)
PSICO is out cold! RJ PALMER is hurt, but pissed! He turns to see BLACK DAWN running toward him but he catches her with a back body drop right into the announcer's table!!! RJ goes right in after her before the dust can even settle! ANTAGONIZE!!! RJ PALMER has taken down two victims with that move in a row! He now turns his attention to RED DAWN who is choking out AALIYAH with that rear naked choke. RJ runs up and shoves his foot into the face of RED DAWN and grinds his heel down into her cheek to get her to break up the choke! She releases it and RJ pulls her up to her feet and gets ready for another ANTAGONIZE but this time he makes sure it lands across AALIYAH who was already choked out! The fans are booing massively right now as RJ stands tall above everyone else.
RJ decides it's time to end the match and call it a day, so he grabs AALIYAH and rolls her into the ring! He wastes no time and locks in THE PALMER CHOKE! (i.e. triangle choke!)
PSICO and both DAWNs are seriously OUT COLD from being ANTAGONIZED all over the ringside area.
They're not moving an inch...
They're not making a save for this one...
It's that simple...
The referee checks the hold and is asking if AALIYAH wants to give it up!!! She doesn't even look like she can respond at all!!!
ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!!! RJ is not moving!!!
MR. XWF out of NOWHERE with that Rock Bottom to RJ!
He just made up for the mistake of giving AALIYAH the Rock Bottom a few weeks back! This must be his way of making up for that mistake! He kneels down to check on AALIYAH and he gently picks up her head. MR. XWF begins to caress her hair and run his gloved hand along her cheek. He's whispering something to her now as PSICO is finally recovering outside the ring. As soon as MR. XWF sees PSICO recovering, he stops and leaves the ring before PSICO could see him with AALIYAH. What's that about???
PSICO sees that RJ PALMER is laid out in the ring and he quickly slides in. PSICO pulls RJ up and hits THE PAYASO DRIVER! (i.e. Takako Driver!) He keeps it locked in for the pin!
...1
...2
...RED DAWN BREAKS IT UP!
PSICO gets up, kicks RED DAWN between the legs, and hits THE WISECRACKER!!! (i.e. Reverse gory special bomb into a bridged pin!)
The ref dives in for the count!!!
...1
BLACK DAWN is in the ring, diving in for the save at the very last possible moment!!!
...2!!!
Will she break it up in time?!?!?!
...THREE!!!!!!!!! PSICO rolls out of the way and BLACK DAWN lands on her own partner as PSICO and AALIYAH are announced the new champions!!!
NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: PSICO PAYASO & AALIYAH MONROE
We're out of time folks! We've got to cut away right now! Good night!
