-September 2nd, 2012
Live from the Target Center - Minneapolis, Minnesota
Welcome to the special Sunday edition of Impact!
Shana
-vs-
The Crimson Dong
SUMMARY: This match had the honor of being our opening bout tonight - the match that will set the tone for the evening... and yet here comes The Crimson Dong wearing nothing but a pair of bloody underwear and some kind of scuba diving mask? The fans are disgusted to say the least, and Shana does not look impressed as she awaits the arrival of her opponent in the ring patiently.
Once this match gets underway we see nothing but pure dominance from Shana! From the opening bell, she is all over the Crimson Dong and eventually locks him into a cobra clutch but he won't give up! Shana ends up releasing him from the hold and pointing out into the crowd, telling the referee to look that way and then she quickly kicks the Crimson Dong right in... his dong! OUCH!!!
Crimson Dong drops down to his knees in pain as the ref turns back toward the action just in time to see Shana hit THE QUICK FIX! (Superkick)
From there it's elementary as Shana looks down in disgust at the Crimson Dong before finally bringing herself to cover him...1 ...2 ...THREE!
Winner: Shana
The Blessed
-vs-
Unknown Soldier
-vs-
John Cable
X-treme Rules Triple Threat, 1 Fall
The action is fast and furious from the very beginning as all three men struggle to get the early advantage. Unknown Soldier ends up getting clotheslined over the ropes by The Blessed, and then John Cable also receives the same treatment! The Blessed takes the early lead as both Soldier and Cable begin rummaging around the ringside area for weapons.
Soldier grabs one of the cameras from one of our camera men and he smashes it into the face of the camera man! Soldier then proceeds to start pointing the camera at some of the fans and then points it at John Cable as Cable reaches under the ring for something... and he pulls out a fire extinguisher!
JOHN CABLE: No! NEVER!
Cable tosses the fire extinguisher away in disgust as he goes over to where the ring bell is sitting and he grabs that instead. Cable and Soldier both enter the ring now; Soldier still using that camera and trying to catch all the action as he watches John Cable block a shot from The Blessed by holding the ring bell up, and then Cable cracks The Blessed right in the face with the ring bell!
Cable turns his attention to Soldier and this is when it starts getting weird...
Cable seems like he's measuring Soldier up to strike him with the ring bell but he's distracted by the fact that Soldier is so happily videoing him. When Cable moves forward, Soldier moves back a few steps to keep Cable in the view of the camera. When Cable backs up a few steps, Soldier moves forward a little more.
Cable seems annoyed at first but then tries to use this to his advantage. He mumbles something that he knows Soldier won't hear and it brings Soldier a little closer... he does it again; Soldier comes a little closer still... Finally Cable motions for Soldier to come just a little bit closer and... CRACK! Ring bell right to the side of Soldier's head and the camera falls to the canvas along with Soldier!
This is when Cable really starts going crazy just beating Soldier relentlessly with that ring bell and then as soon as The Blessed slides back into the ring, Cable nearly takes his head off with a running shot to the face with that ring bell! The Blessed is bleeding profusely at this point! The fans are really getting into John Cable as he turns his attention back toward Soldier... VIDEO CAMERA TO THE FACE OF JOHN CABLE! Soldier got him! The camera actually start sparking and sizzling as several pieces of it fly off in different directions. Soldier laughs and gives Cable a DDT head first into the sparking camera and for some reason this actually causes the camera to catch fire!
Where is that fire extinguisher Cable tossed aside earlier???
Soldier kicks the flaming camera into John Cable who is still down, and it ends up nailing Cable right in the side of the head. Soldier looks disappointed that it didn't cause Cable's hair to catch fire but then The Blessed hits Soldier from behind with a surprise chair shot to the back! Soldier falls forward from the impact, landing right on top of John Cable for the cover!
...1
...2
...The Blessed breaks up the pin by cracking Soldier in the back with the chair again and then in the head a few times until Soldier rolls out of the ring.
The final moments of this match see Cable regain his senses in time to surprise The Blessed by throwing the video camera right into his face! The Blessed falls back when Soldier sneaks back into the ring behind Cable and cracks him right in the back of the head with the same fire extinguisher that John refused to use earlier!
Soldier sprays Cable with the fire extinguisher for no reason at all and then throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring right on top of The Blessed, catching him in the chest! Soldier climbs to the top turnbuckle and wait for Cable to start getting to his feet... and Soldier leaps! He catches Cable with THE DARK STAR! (shooting star DDT)
The cover!
...1
...2
...THREE!
Winner: Unknown Soldier
Newcomer Battle Royal
John Cable
Jessica Cable
T-X
Anthony Douglas
Tanner Tirasanu
Unknown Soldier
Chris Legend
The Blessed
John Madison
The Prophet
Reaper
Fatman
Kristofer Kain
Top Masta' Cool
Alex Bankmanship
Guest Enforcer: Mr. XWF
Shane Carver makes his way out to the ring with a bong that appears to be stuffed with... with... hair? He's still going around smoking CCP's golden locks???
Carver enters the ring and fires up the bong. He hits it like a champ and then lets out a HUGE cloud of smoke which he purposely blows toward some of the people in the front row.
CARVER: You smell that? It's a special blend of Golden Haze. Some damn good stuff if I do say so myself. Just hit up CCP if you want to purchase some... he's got the hook up!
Carver hits the bong again and starts to cough really hard. He starts dry heaving in the ring and finally sets the bong down in the corner where he grabs a bottle of water from a ring attendant. After chugging down the whole bottle and making us all wait, he finally continues...
CARVER: Alright so this battle royal that's about to take place... I'm basically going to let everyone come out to the ring at the same time and just destroy each other. Remember, if you can eliminate somebody from this battle royal then it counts as a WIN for you... even if you get eliminated later. Oh, and just to clear up any misconceptions people had - It's ONE WIN on your record if you manage to eliminate any number of people from this match. So if you eliminate one person, you get one win; if you eliminate five people, you get one win... understand? Of course obvious bragging rights go to those who can eliminate a larger number of foes...
CARVER: The last man standing in this ring will not only receive a win on his record, but he'll also have the chance to pick a match against anybody he or she wants to face in the near future! This will play a major role in their career as they continue to try and move up the ladder here in the XWF! If, however, the winner does not want to book himself in a match he or she will have the power to book any other two Impact stars against each other for their own amusement! So I guess the easier way to say it is - Win this battle royal and make ANY match you want, regardless of whether you're in that match or not! Hell, I'll even let the winner make themselves a special referee in a match they create IF that's what they want!
The fans who have managed to follow along without getting confused all cheer! Next, the participants all start coming out in a single line for this battle royal and last but not least is the special guest enforcer for tonight... Mr. XWF! He is holding his right arm which has reportedly been damaged by Robert Miles, but Mr. XWF has insisted on living up to his promised appearance as the enforcer for this battle royal.
Shane Carver exits the ring and heads to the back with his bong, still stuffing more blonde hair into its bowl as he goes. He seems to have a good supply of CCP's hair left in the pocket of his trench coat.
Mr. XWF grabs a mic and addresses the participants before the bell sounds.
MR. XWF: Listen up AND LISTEN GOOD MOTHER FUCKERS! THERE AIN'T A DAMN ONE OF YOU IN THAT RING WHO CAN HOLD A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE TO THIS BOY WITH THE BIIIIIIIIG OL' DICK SO YOU BEST LISTEN WHEN I TALK! If one of you gets thrown out of this battle royal I EXPECT YOUR ASS TO MARCH RIGHT UP THE RAMP AND TO THE BACK! Give me shit about it, or try and get back into the goddamn ring? AND I'LL ROCK BUH-BUH-BUH-BOTTOM YOUR ASS RIGHT OUT INTO THE FRONT FUCKING ROW! DON'T TRY ME, BIZZITCHES!
The participants of the battle royal all look at Mr. XWF, but with different expressions. Some of the newer guys appear to be taking him slightly serious while the ones who have been here a little longer are shaking their heads or just rolling their eyes.
DING DING DING!!! The battle royal begins!
Jessica and John Cable both immediately begin double teaming Unknown Soldier in the corner. Jessica rams her shoulder into his gut and then John runs in with a crushing forearm smash right to the jaw, rocking Soldier and busting him open at the mouth! They continue their onslaught as elsewhere in the ring we see...
Chris Legend is going to work on Prophet and backing him up against the ropes, but Prophet is fighting back.
T-X is going to work on Fatman until Fatman catches a kick from T-X and then nearly turns T-X inside out with a devastating clothesline, but Fatman is so heavy that his momentum keeps him running forward as he barrels right through John Madison! Then right through Kristopher Kain! Then right through Anthony Douglas! Fatman finally comes to the ropes where he stops himself but that quickly brings several other stars into the mix as they see this as their chance to push him over!
Tanner Tirasanu, Alex Bankmanship, Top Masta Cool, and Reaper all begin to attack Fatman and push him back into the ropes. They begin trying to force him over but HE IS HEAVY AS HELL! The four of them start getting him slightly off of his feet but then he smashes an elbow into Tanner's face, gouges the eyes of Alex, headbutts Top Masta Cool, and then catches Reaper in a huge bear hug!
Fatman is squeezing the life out of Reaper!
Meanwhile we see Chris Legend still going to work on Prophet... AND HE ELIMINATES HIM!
Chris Legend has claimed a win by eliminating Prophet!
BAM!!! John Madison absolutely BLASTS Chris Legend in the back of the head with a closed fist that he drove home with such impact that it sends Chris Legend over the top rope!
John Madison has claimed a win by eliminating Chris Legend!
BAM!!! John Madison catches Kristopher Kain in the head with a hard shot and then begins unloading on him with a flurry of rights, backing Kain into the corner as elsewhere we see...
Both members of New Breed - Jessica and John Cable - have been completely annihilating Unknown Soldier this entire time. Soldier is slumped down in the corner as both Jessica and John continue to take cold, calculated shots and John clearly is still very enraged at the loss he suffered earlier tonight to Unknown Soldier.
CRUSH! Fatman just came up behind Jessica and John, smashing both of them into the corner and into Soldier! Jessica and John both collapse as Fatman turns his attention to Top Masta Cool who is running at him... and Fatman catches him in mid air, using Top Masta Cool's own momentum to send him soaring over the top rope!
Fatman has claimed a win by eliminating Top Masta Cool!
Chris Legend, who already was eliminated, is still at ringside and begins attacking Top Masta Cool... this prompts Mr. XWF to run over as the guest enforcer and Rock Bottom Chris Legend!
Meanwhile back in the ring we see Fatman just looking around at everyone who either is busy fighting somebody else or is down on the canvas. Fatman runs up to Jessica Cable, who happens to still be down from his earlier attack, and he delivers a huge splash to Jessica that shakes the ring! HE JUST HIT HER WITH THE FAT SPLASH!
John Cable sees this and gets back to his feet quickly to begin attacking Fatman. He gets Fatman up against the ropes and then John Madison joins him! Cable and Madison both struggle to try and flip the big man over the top rope as Unknown Soldier begins taking advantage of the flattened Jessica Cable by smashing her head down into the canvas repeatedly and shouting inaudible things at her while he lets his own blood drip down all over her.
John Cable doesn't notice Soldier going to work on Jessica because he's busy trying to get Fatman over the ropes with the help of John Madison. Next, Anthony Douglas runs over the actually tries pushing ALL THREE men over the ropes himself! AND IT ALMOST WORKS! Somehow all three men teeter on the ropes for a split second but then their weight brings them back into the ring. Anthony Douglas kicks John Madison in the head and then lands a quick DDT to John Cable before going toe to toe with Fatman, but Fatman overpowers him and takes Douglas down with a huge belly to belly suplex that shakes the entire ring.
Fatman gets back to his feet and T-X jumps up onto his back and applies a sleeper hold while Kristopher Kain begins kicking Fatman in the stomach and legs repeatedly. Reaper joins in and begins striking Fatman as well until the big man finally drops down to one knee and the fans pop! They're getting him down!
T-X keeps that sleeper wrenched in tightly as Reaper and Kain both continue blasting Fatman with kicks, knees, punches to the face, and anything else they can think of...
Fatman begins to shake... all of the blubber all over his body begins rippling like water as he shakes more and more until he explodes back to his feet! OH MY GOD! He sent T-X, Reaper, and Kain all flying in different directions when he burst back to his feet like that! T-X has a look of pure shock in his eyes as he crawls back into the corner and Reaper and Kristopher Kain have similar reactions as well.
Meanwhile in the far corner we see Alex Bankmanship going to work on Tanner Tirasanu but Tanner quickly turns it around and ends up delivering a deadly suplex to Alex that sends up right over the top rope and to the outside!
Tanner Tirasanu has claimed a win by eliminating Alex Bankmanship!
Next we see The Blessed going to work on T-X as Fatman goes after Reaper. The Blessed and T-X begin trading blows as both men get closer and closer to the ropes. Anthony Douglas joins the fray and now all three men are continuously trying to get one another over the ropes. T-X has The Blessed almost over, but The Blessed has Anthonly Douglas in a neck lock! The weight of the three men begin bringing the top rope very low and eventually ALL THREE MEN SPILL OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!
Mr. XWF quickly grabs a mic and decides he has the right to announce what just happened...
MR. XWF: Ladies and fags! As you all just saw, these three motherfuckers eliminated each other at the same time so as far as I'm concerned they all get a win for that! Right after THIS!
Mr. XWF rushes over to the three men... ROCK BOTTOM TO ANTHONY DOUGLAS!
ROCK BOTTOM TO THE BLESSED!
ROCK BOTTOM TO T-X!
All three of those men not only earned wins here tonight but also Rock Bottoms from Mr. XWF!
MR. XWF: Damn bitches I am owning this fucking battle royal and I'm not even in it! AND THIS IS WITH ME HAVING A GIMPY ARM! FUCK YOU HOES!
Meanwhile back in the ring, the action has come down to Fatman standing in the middle of the ring just waiting to see who will challenge him next. Around the ring it seems that everyone has turned their attention to Fatman now. Soldier has finally distanced himself from both members of New Breed also, which allows John Cable to briefly check on Jessica Cable before they both turn their attention to the massive beast in the center of the ring.
Fatman stands there in the center as the others all begin circling him. It's almost like watching the planets of the solar system orbit around the sun, but not even the sun is that damn FAT!
Fatman begins to smile as he motions for them to bring the fight to him!
John Madison is the first to rush Fatman... but he's caught with a huge bear hug which sees Fatman shake Madison back and forth like a rag doll! Madison is absolutely being brutalized by this fat bastard! The others look on in horror, not sure of whether to attack or not... suddenly Unknown Soldier runs toward Fatman but Fatman throws John Madison right into Unknown Soldier! Next, Fatman catches John Cable as he rushes in but gets taken down with a huge powerslam!
Fatman gets back to his feet just in time to back body drop Jessica Cable over the ropes!
But somehow she holds on to the ropes and doesn't let her feet touch the floor! She's still in this thing!
Fatman leans forward and puts his hands on his upper thighs just for a second to catch his breath after excerpting all of this energy so fast, and that's just the moment that was being waited for...
BAM! TIRASANATION!!! Tanner Tirasanu just annihilated Fatman with that running knee trembler to the side of Fatman's head!
CRASH! The massive beast falls flat to the canvas!!! The fans roar, perhaps louder than any point earlier in the night!
Tanner looks down at the massive man and now faces a new challenge... how to get him back up and out of the ring!? Tanner looks around at the others in the ring and then back down at Fatman. Everyone quickly takes this chance to start pulling Fatman up to his feet now and they bring him over to the ropes. They all start trying to get some leverage on Fatman but this in itself leads to fights over who gets to stand where! John Madison and Tanner Tirasanu come to blows over it as they begin battling it out and separating themselves from the others who are still working on Fatman.
It takes Kristopher Kain, Unknown Soldier, Reaper, and both members of New Breed to do it... but somehow they get Fatman balanced on the rope! All it will take now is one massive shove!
All of them give it everything they've got... all FIVE of them... and they give Fatman one massive shove...
AND HE SPILLS OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!
SPLAT! HE LANDED ON MR. XWF AND CRUSHED HIM!!!
Kristopher Kain, Unknown Soldier, Reaper, John Cable, and Jessica Cable ALL have earned a win by collectively eliminating the behemoth known as Fatman!
All of them look exhausted after that, and rightfully so! On the outside of the ring, several staff members tend to Fatman and try to get him off of Mr. XWF as fast as possible so he doesn't suffocate under there.
All of the participants left in this match have already claimed a win now, so it comes down to who is going to be the last one standing!
Tanner and Unknown Soldier begin trading blows until Soldier kicks Tanner in the groin. Soldier brings Tanner over toward the ropes where Reaper takes advantage and tries to dump both of them over! Reaper tries as Soldier and Tanner both attempt to fight him off of them but suddenly John and Jessica Cable come running toward all three of them...
BAM! A huge double clothesline from The New Breed sends all three of them over the ropes! Tanner, Reaper, and Soldier have all been eliminated!
It now comes down to the final four... John and Jessica Cable on one side of the ring; Kristopher Kain and John Madison on the other.
Madison and Kain exchance a quick glance, both knowing damn well they're about to be forced to team up momentarily against The New Breed and just that quick they both are leveled! John Cable takes Madison down with a huge clothesline and Jessica catches Kain with a jumping spin kick! Kain is sent into the corner as Jessica follows up with a flurry of quick elbow strikes and then a dropkick that hits Kain rather low in the mid section, causing him to slump down in the corner.
John Cable rushes over while Madison is still down and he tries to help Jessica eliminate Kain as fast as possible but that allows John Madison to recover rather quickly. He sees Jessica and John double teaming Kain so he just sits back for a second and watches to see how it looks like it's going to go, and then when the moment is right... he charges and actually manages to dropkick Jessica right in the back of her head! Jessica spills out of the ring to the outside!
John Madison quickly backs up a few steps in preparation for an enraged John Cable, and that's exactly what he gets. Cable charges but Madison ducks under a wild shot and then catches Cable's arm in his next attempt to strike, bringing Cable down with an armbar take down. Madison quickly turns his attention back over to Kristopher Kain... but instead Madison gets kicked in the face by Jessica Cable! She's back in the ring!
Mr. XWF is still flattened on the outside of the ring after having Fatman land on him so he can't enforce the rules!
Jessica kicks Madison in the head again after bringing him to his knees on the first kick. John Cable gets back to his feet as Jessica pulls Madison up. Jessica shoves Madison forward and right into a tilt-a-whirl piledriver from Cable!
Suddenly out of nowhere Kristopher Kain catches Jessica and John Cable off guard by grabbing both of them by the hair and smashing their faces into each other. Kain throws Jessica back out of the ring afterwards and then grabs John Cable to do the same, but John starts landing hard shots to Kain's gut and the two men begin dueling it out right next to the ropes.
After a few moments it looks like John Cable is about to get the advantage when suddenly John Madison comes roaring in with a brutal elbow right into the back of Cable's head and it sends Cable toppling over to the outside! John Cable has been eliminated!
Madison immediately continues where Cable left off with Kristopher Kain but Kain drops down and headbutts Madison in the stomach. Kain springs back up to his feet delivering a spinning kick to Madison that sends Madison spiraling toward the center of the ring where he crashes down.
Kain looks like he's ready to set up for something big here... John Madison slowly gets up to one knee, wiping a small bit of blood from the corner of his mouth and then shifting his glare over to Kain... Kain charges... MADISON HITS THE REBELLION! (Rock Bottom)
Kristopher Kain is down in the center of the ring!
Meanwhile at ringside we see Mr. XWF who has finally gotten back up. Mr. XWF puts his hands to his masked head like he can't believe he just saw somebody use a variation of his own move!
MR. XWF: Did that boy with the tiny ol' dick just use my motherfucking move? WHAT THE FUCK!
Mr. XWF slides into the ring and John Madison immediately notices him out of the corner of his eye as he was about to lift Kain up from the canvas. Madison leaves Kain on the canvas and turns his attention to Mr. XWF, ready for anything. Mr. XWF points at Madison and begins yelling so loud and incoherently with so much obscenity that people can no longer make out the words he's saying...
LOW BLOW! Kristopher Kain has somehow recovered just enough to hit Madison with a low blow from behind!
Mr. XWF uses this as his chance... he swoops in and slings Madison's arm up and over into a Rock Bottom attempt but Kristopher Kain kicks Mr. XWF in the head before he can hit the Rock Bottom on Madison!
Mr. XWF goes down as John Madison stumbles back and ends up in the corner, hunched forward with a huge amount of groin pain from Kain's low blow.
Kristopher Kain looks down at Mr. XWF and then over at Madison, realizing that Madison is the man he needs to get out of the ring to win this thing. Kain grabs Madison by the hair and pulls him out of the corner so he can hook his head for some kind of move but before he can hit the move, Mr. XWF nails Kain with a low blow! Mr. XWF spins Kain around... ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
Mr. XWF quickly exits the ring after that and watches from ringside as John Madison gives him a dirty look and then turns his attention back to Kain. Madison pulls Kain up and hooks him in a half nelson while he forces him toward the ropes... and he sends Kain flying over the ropes to the outside! Madison has done it!!!
Winner: John Madison
(Madison can create any one match he wants, whether he's in it or not)
(also, anyone who eliminated someone earns a win on their record too)
Mr. XWF begins clapping for John Madison while Madison is looking in his general direction but as soon as Madison turns the other way, Mr. XWF slides into the ring... ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!
MR. XWF: I told y'all niggas that my ass was gonna still be hittin' Rock motherfucking Bottoms ALLLLL night long baby! EVEN WITH A GIMPY FUCKING ARM, BIZZITCH! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEELLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAOOOOWWWWW........ THE PISS I'M ABOUT TO DROP ON THIS BOY WITH THE TINY OL' DICK, JOHN MADISON!
The fans give a very mixed reaction as Mr. XWF stands over John Madison and then goes back to clapping for him very mockingly. Mr. XWF starts clapping even louder and tries getting the fans into it as he points down at Madison and yells things like "good job" and "there's our winner" and "I wonder if he's thirsty" but then suddenly...
Mr. XWF is so caught up in the moment he doesn't see Griffin MacAlister slide into the ring!!! Where did he come from???
Mr. XWF keeps clapping sarcastically for Madison and doesn't even notice as Griffin waits patiently behind him. Griffin lights a cigarette and waits a few more moments, which some of the fans get a real kick out of and start lighting cigarettes of their own...
Mr. XWF finally turns around. ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! Griffin MacAlister just delivered a rock bottom to the people's cock!
He's not done though as he delivers several stomps to Mr. XWF's injured arm. Mr. XWF is writhing in agony in the middle of the ring and Griffin acts as though he's gonna leave. Mr. XWF slowly rises to his feet and attempts to go after Griffin. Suddenly Mr. XWF is hit with a harsh spray of white foam. It's Shane Carver! It looks as though he's shooting a harsh spray of soap at Mr. XWF from a fire hose!
Shane is laughing and dancing about holding a potato high in the air as he continues to spray Mr. XWF with soap. Mr. XWF slips and falls but somehow manages to cling to the ropes and use them as support. Then another blast hits him from another direction. This time it appears to be Griffin MacAlister with a fire hose shooting just plain water. Shane and Griffin appear to have given Dr. Xtremity a X-treme shower in the middle of Impact's ring.
The water is shut off and Mr. XWF is now laying flat out in the middle of the ring. Officials run out to tend to Mr. XWF as Shane laughs and dances around with the potato some more. Griffin heads to the back as Shane follows. The officials slowly revive Mr. XWF and begin to slowly help him up the ramp. Just as Mr. XWF gets to the top BAM! He's hit in the face with the X-Treme title. Griffin MacAlister wasn't finished! He had to deliver one more blow to Mr. XWF which sends him tumbling down the ramp. Griffin MacAlister is clearly sending a very loud message to Mr. XWF here tonight on Impact.
John Madison gets back to his feet in the center of the ring and looks up the ramp where all of this has been unfolding and he does not look happy! What will be the fallout from all of this here tonight?!
.........Several minutes later, after everyone has gone to the back...
The lights start to flicker and as the audience turn in surprise towards the empty stage, the words "JUST ENCOURAGE" appear as if floating on a cloud of mist!
The audience look confused as the mist clears, a figure stands in the mist and looks up towards the stares.
A towel covers the mans head, his jeans, T-shirt and various items of clothing are hard to make out, no face, no name, just a figure and an empty looking face appearing in to the flickering lights... The lights flash on!
The figure pulls the towel of his face to reveal a masked man and as he raises his hands, we see he has a microphone headset... he smiles and begins to give his opening sentence...
VOICE: Waaaahhhhhhoooooooo I'm home baby! This is the home of the Perfection! The home of the Infection.... The home of the..... En-Couragment..... The home of JUSTIN COURAGE!
He walks off and leaves the audience in wonder of his new presence..
Who is this man?
The lights once again fade for the final cut!
