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Dean Rose · (03-15-2021)

(03-15-2021, 02:07 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I might just do Dean's actual for real Twitter fight with Prinze.

The guy's a dick

ALIAS · (03-16-2021)

Lycana Said:'Win or lose, my breasts would jiggle all the same. As do yours."
- to Demos

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=40152

Charlie Nickles · (03-16-2021)

"Yes a soapy hand slide up the ass crack works just fine"

-rl waters

Morbid Angel · (03-17-2021)

Mickey Kinkade
That title you've got is more worn out then Betty White's pussy, it's only appropriate someone like YOU has it!

Theo Pryce · (03-24-2021)

From: Talking Ish Ep 1

Jenny Myst - "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. There just some things you don't do. One of them is not joining B.O.B, the other is mixing fruit with warm cheese."

Charlie Nickles · (04-02-2021)

We hear a loud, shrieking sound of a car horn.
The camera pans to the drivers seat of the bus, Sarah is attempting to drive, shes furious.

"In less than a fucking week, Dean, in less than a week IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT!"
"The fuck you talking about, im passionate."
"The fuck does that mean, you say that my breath stinks." "It does.""And you used my tampons as ear plugs so you didnt have to listen to my 'woman thoughts'."
"Well i'm sorry that youre the most boring bitch since the last white chick i dated.
Now get out the drivers seat, woman."
"OHhhHHh fuuuuck you, Dean."
"I wish you would!"

- u already fucking know who did this masterpiece

R.L. Edgar · (04-05-2021)

I lasted 24 hours on top of Sarah, can you say the same? Also, I am a man in possession of a penis that also loves penis. You're like doubly screwed here my mans.

Baby Arm.
Schlong.
Member.

And a bonus one? Dean Rose.

- Corey Smith in the penis word pin

R.L. Edgar · (04-06-2021)

Alias writhes and kicks out, sending Roxy flying. Chlamydia scatters everywhere!

-alias 24/7 kickout

Chris Page · (04-07-2021)

(04-06-2021, 03:41 PM)R.L. Edgar Said: Alias writhes and kicks out, sending Roxy flying. Chlamydia scatters everywhere!

-alias 24/7 kickout

I approve.

ALIAS · (04-07-2021)

Not really a quote though...

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (04-07-2021)

Also it was VERY RUDE

Shawn Warstein · **04-07-2021, 07:39 AM**

It may have been rude, but nonetheless truthful

Andre Dixon · (04-13-2021)

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

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Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

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Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

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Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

‘Dangerous’ Dave Mustang: “WOO!”

Johnny ‘Twisted’ Steele: “”WOO!”

The scene fades away as the two Disintigrators keep wooing.

Charlie Nickles · (04-21-2021)

People like B.O.B. are evil because they have no choice but to be, that type of shit is just baked into their bones. Avalanche? The Dissientents? They’re evil just for the sake of being evil. For shock and all, just like the disgusting scene of Eobard’s, or The Left Hand’s weekly attention-starved show filler. Keep it up guys, you’re both making Jenny Myst and Chris Chaos real proud! Oh! There’s something! You four should combine forces and have Chris Chaos be your stable leader. As horrible as that sounds, it would still be far better than anything you’ve ever done in your miserable careers.

- RL Edgar

Sil · (04-22-2021)

Not trying to toot my own horn, but...

"You may want to conjure up a poltergeist, throw a mass orgy and douse yourself in goat blood because you're gonna need every fairy tale you worship to save you!"

~ Sil Frigida

Dolly Waters · (05-30-2021)

Hot damn God wasted a perfectly good asshole when he gave you teeth
-dick powers

Miss Fury · (05-30-2021)

(05-30-2021, 10:55 AM)Dolly Waters Said: Hot damn God wasted a perfectly good asshole when he gave you teeth
-dick powers

Seconded!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (06-02-2021)

There was this one guy. We named him Fluffy. He used to be like a professor or something before he dressed up in a bunny suit and picked people off from a bell tower. What was my point?? Oh yeah good ol Fluffy had three balls and what he claimed was a third nipple but all us gals thought he was bull shitting about the nipple. After all, all of us had seen his third ball. It was like jammed on top of the other two. It was really fucked up. It did make his dick look bigger though. Point being Professor Fluffy used big words all the time trying to make us all feel like dummies.

My contribution

ALIAS · (06-07-2021)

(06-07-2021, 11:23 AM)Mini Morbid Said: "What in the ever Christing FUCK is a Marf? Marf is the sound a pussy makes when it has been fucked to exhaustion and filled with sub-prime seed by prissing nancyboys! YOU HAVE A NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VAGINA FULL OF METROSEXUAL COCK! MILES AND MILES OF MANBUN PENIS! You manscaped pile of PELOTON-SCULPTED, POTTERY BARN SHOPPING, OLD NAVY MODELLING, RAMEN RESTAURANT EATING CRAP!!! Now excuse me while I squirt out a disappointingly loose bowel movement with the viscosity of a half full Lifestyle condom OR AS I LIKE TO CAL IT A HOT MARF!"

Mini Morbid - Freestyle Title boards

Theo Pryce · (06-08-2021)

I do want to state for the record though that there is nothing wrong with eating at ramen restaurants.

ALIAS · (06-08-2021)

(06-07-2021, 02:32 PM)Theo Pryce Said: I do want to state for the record though that there is nothing wrong with eating at ramen restaurants.

Knew you were a fucking Marf.

Theo Pryce · (06-07-2021)

(06-07-2021, 02:36 PM)ALIAS Said:
(06-07-2021, 02:32 PM)Theo Pryce Said: I do want to state for the record though that there is nothing wrong with eating at ramen restaurants.

Knew you were a fucking Marf.

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ALIAS · (07-08-2021)

Quote:"Somebody please toss Kurt Cobain a 12 gauge....I think he just spotted where on the ceiling he'd like to leave himself."

Chris Chaos
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=41147

Thunder Knuckles™ · (07-19-2021)

Quote of the moment boards, long-time listener, first-time caller. Here you go.

Fuck notorious, I'm infamous. Infamously harsh. Infamously hard to topple. Infamously fucked up towards opponents. Infamously gifted at givin' insight into just how limited and containable Maleficunts like you really are. Infamously cruel. Infamously Caedus. I want that Xtreme Title. I'll do whatever the hell I have to to take it. Spoiler alert: I'ma kick you in the pussy so savage every future litter 'a pups you plop out'll be a mass miscarriage, motherfucker.

- Jim Caedus

Took It All
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=41411

*Clap*Clap*Clap* Good shit, man. *Clap*Clap*Clap*

B.O.B. D · (07-23-2021)

"After a short and eventful drive of mostly me screaming and Drew testing the top speed of my Pontiac Firebird we arrive at a dock in a remote location. Drew swerves into a parking spot and hops out of the car, I stay for a moment trying to unshit my pants, strangely a success. Thank god for Kegels."

-Dick Powers

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (08-23-2021)

Gimme something here, folks. Jimmy's jimmy is making me feel small.

Atara Raven · (08-23-2021)

Gimme something here, folks. Jimmy's jimmy is making me feel small.

- Vinnie Lane

Arcana · (08-23-2021)

(08-23-2021, 06:09 AM)Atara Themis Said: Gimme something here, folks. Jimmy's jimmy is making me feel small.

- Vinnie Lane

Seconded

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **08-23-2021, 06:26 AM**

That hurts.

Centurion · (08-23-2021)

"It’s obvious that you two have nothing to offer the tag team division, you doddering shit stains didn’t even think of yourselves as worthy enough wrestlers to fill out official XWF applications for yourselves."

- Billy Blankenship

Dolly Waters · (09-03-2021)

“Flynn, you’re comfortable fighting time-travelers, aliens and robots. You coached me to defeat Tommy Wish, and you claim he is an ageless, shapeshifting Time Lord. Why do wizards freak you out so much?”

Flynn peers at NK as if he’s asked a ridiculous question.

“First off, Tommy Wish was a 40 year old black man in 2012, then in 2014, he turned into a 17 year old white boy and now in 2021, he’s a 320-pound foot fetishist. You explain that to me without referencing Time Lords.”

(Mark Flynn) http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=41792

JimCaedus · (09-04-2021)

REPLAY:
December 2019

True Korean Wrestling Gymnasium

“My entrances to the ring must be flawless! Every piece must be perfect… Why is my marching band off-pitch as they play the anthem of our homeland?”

The bandleader steps forward.

“We apologize, commander. As you ordered, we have been eating a pure bat diet to gain a flightier tone to our music… And some of us have started to feel... under the weather.... A number of our percussionists are feeling... Lethargic and congested. Maybe we should rest...? ...Or stop eating bat?”

“Hmmm. Excuses! I know the perfect treatment so my musical accompaniment regains their energy. A group vacation to Wuhan, China! Everyone aboard the bus!”

“...As you wish, commander.”

“But first, a kissing contest to raise morale!”

Lmaoooooo NKWC
http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=41694&pid=169048#pid169048

Latina Submission Machina · **11-14-2021, 04:48 AM**

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=42206

Reggie Estrada nomination-

Everyone in this TV title tournament is the apples that need to fall on my end, and that include to those who I might end up fighting if I do see myself moving to any of the rounds that’s place in front of me. I’ve had people fall many times in this place, that by now I can open up a fruit market in Mexico to feed the homeless if I wanted too. I’ve had to make everyone around me fall, and have them question if was worth trying to get nutrients from the sweat that they shed in that ring against me.

I don’t think that my destiny is to be able to dethrone the TV champion, oh no it’s more of being able to beat the piss out of that sensational, douche bag, wanna be prankster named Cage Coleman, and to stop his boost in momentum in the company.

Cage, you can make up all the stories about me…

Post your instagram pictures onto your personal vlogs…

Have your PR take liberties that can land you both in court over defamation of character…

Think you have a slight shot of being able to go far in this TV tournament thing as you hinted out in your vlogs last week…

Sea lo que sea, Cage, solo debes saber que te silenciaré en ese ring y arrojaré tu cadáver a un río.

Charlie Nickles · **12-26-2021, 11:37 PM**

“Wrestlers are self-made businesses? Elijah thinks Terry Borden is a self-made business?”

Charlie’s snarl turns to a mocking grin.

“Well then, I guess these wantrepreneurs better start calling me the Great Recession cause I’m putting self-made business after self-made business out of fucking business! I’ve ended so many self-made businesses that economists are going to start calling me Charlie Maynard Keynes!”

fuk u that's brilliant

Thaddeus Duke · (12-27-2021)

(12-26-2021, 11:37 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: fuk u that's brilliant

Self-fellatio is fine but in private... ya know?

ALIAS · (12-27-2021)

(12-26-2021, 11:37 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: “Wrestlers are self-made businesses? Elijah thinks Terry Borden is a self-made business?”

Charlie’s snarl turns to a mocking grin.

“Well then, I guess these wantrepreneurs better start calling me the Great Recession cause I’m putting self-made business after self-made business out of fucking business! I’ve ended so many self-made businesses that economists are going to start calling me Charlie Maynard Keynes!”

fuk u that's brilliant

Ugh, fuck you. But fine, I'll throw you a bone. Just change your fucking font colour so it doesn't make my eyes bleed like Ned when he used Courier, or else I'll never vote for you for anything again. At least on Savage it wasn’t bolded too.

Charlie Nickles on Savage Said:“I’m going to teach each and every one of you that you don’t disrespect The Nickleman on Saturday nights! I’ll have you know I am a FAMOUS CELEBRITY OF HISTORICAL IMPORTANCE! My grandfather invented the nickel! My family has been giving gifts to the American public for YEARS- and now it’s my turn!

So I’m going to give each and every one of you the gift of obeying and respecting your betters…..that means me! So shut your fucking mouths and listen up before I reach out and slap the ballsacks off each and every one of your vaginas!"

Marf · **03-16-2022, 11:18 AM**

“Also, make fucking sure that Ava gets the same bottle. Instruct her to bring both bottles with her to me and we'll take them together. Tell her that it's to stop the spread of some terrible disease that doesn't exist.

Hussein responds quickly.

Yes, Mein Fuer!”

From TK’s ‘Aborting Hitler’

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (03-25-2022)

Pocket sand, mother fucker!

-Thunder Knuckles

Charlie Nickles · **03-26-2022, 03:00 AM**

cmon, the last two qotm suggestions have been TK and the last four have been for a bastard, lets' go bossmen.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (03-26-2022)

Let's go where?

I didn't really wanna do the Nazi one is all. I would LOVE if folks gave me suggestions more often though!

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