RIP Big D

He's a good guy, been chatting with him, he linked me that RP and i got to relax, read, and laugh. That's a good fuckin' day for me right there. But this just made me laugh so much. There were a lot of quotable lines from the RP though.

Yeah. It's a shame he was killed in that horse semen accident.

Aww dude, not another one. Thats how ma granpappy went

(04-24-2020, 04:52 AM)Atara Themis Said: Presumptuous eyes looked up to the bald dome of Jim Jimson and the expression they were set was of a champion fast losing her patience. She tried to be considerate at first, Jim's inexperience clear and his nervousness palpable, but the more he fidgeted and tried to maneuver on top of her the more awkward and embarassing it was becoming and then he opened his mouth....

"Jim, is this your first pin attempt? We don't have to talk. I prefer we didn't actually. Matter of fact, don't look at me either. Just put your hands on my shoulders...

...yeah, like that. Now we count 1....2...and Kickout.

Your done. Money is on the table get the fuck out.

This, please make this Quote of the Moment

She raw-dogged him. No vaseline.

From Doug Whitford’s Second War Games RP:

“ -you got the longevity but Jesus Christ are you fucking dull. You're like a tortoise that's too old to fuck so he serves no other purpose than to have people disinterestedly exclaiming 'Gee, he's been around a while”

Not a fan .........

I felt it was very complimentary of your longevity here.

Somebody gimme something.

You do not look like Western spy, but Boris has been tricked before. Borsha, there was one time Boris flirt with lady in Estonian bar. She seem interested in seeing Boris' "cheeki breeki". Turns out, she was wearing wire! Cyka blyat! Now, she say "no, is not wire, is just necklace", but Boris can see right through the lies of Western spies. I say to woman "you tell Lyndon Johnson he will not kill Boris!" Then I drink vodka, grab Kalashnikov, and run back to Slovakia. Boris can take no chances!

Boris Is No Biskit

Can we do "dong worship the devil" again? It's been awhile.

nope

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

I'd make it the throwback QOTM in a heartbeat if I could find the original.

Sadly, I believe it is gone.

Anyone got one from the last week or so?

"Well, for one, Kenzi Grey JUST made her 'glorious' return(albeit, overshadowed ONCE AGAIN by her wife), but is already being booked higher on the Card than ME! For only being a former Tag Team Champion riding off the curtail of her more successful beau, she certainly is getting some mighty fine treatment. Guess it pays to be sleeping with the Universal Champion............. maybe I should call her Atara Themis."

Big D in the eloquently titled RP, "I Cannot Believe I'm Booked Against Liam Rogers........Roberts??! Who The Fuck Cares?"

If you add up ALLLLLL of the matches you have had since January of 2019, you get to a grand total of thirty-seven matches.

Wanna take a guess at how many times your hand has been raised?

Go ahead, take a guess.

…………………

….sigh…..

No, Gilly, “All of them SUCK MY DICK” is not the correct answer. The correct answer is:

Thirteen.

Bitch, I’ve had winning streaks in that time longer than that total!


http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=37750

"Give it to me, Peter!"

(08-10-2020, 08:31 AM)GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Said: "Well, for one, Kenzi Grey JUST made her 'glorious' return(albeit, overshadowed ONCE AGAIN by her wife), but is already being booked higher on the Card than ME! For only being a former Tag Team Champion riding off the curtail of her more successful beau, she certainly is getting some mighty fine treatment. Guess it pays to be sleeping with the Universal Champion............. maybe I should call her Atara Themis."

Big D in the eloquently titled RP, "I Cannot Believe I'm Booked Against Liam Rogers........Roberts??! Who The Fuck Cares?"

I concur with Ser Greggo Clegane's nominee. It was a great quote.

I know I just submitted one but..... but.... but come on here!

(While standing in front of the Eiffel Tower and looking up at it)
"I'm kind of afraid of heights and my luck in these kind of matches isn't so great. I mean, when I was in those Leap of Faith matches, I remember I got thrown off the scaffold all the way down to the concrete floor. That was one of the scariest falls ever and I've taken a ton of bumps before in my career. But that one.. I thought I was going to die. But somehow I survived it."

"But this time, I have to climb all the way to the top. You see how tall this thing is? Gotta be about 60-75 feet up in the air at least." -referring to the Eiffel Tower

Peter F'n Gilmour in "You Wanted the Best.. You'll Get the Best"

"All you have proven to me is that you are just Ronald McDonald with tits."

Ash Quinn

"With those fucking credentials getting a shot at Robert Main is pretty easy. Seeing as he’s a fucking coward. Anyone who can beat him, he avoids like the plague. For fuck sakes, Chokey, if you can’t see that your fucking blind, bro. Madison Dyson had to fucking die. Next week, I bet Main calls her out. Then calls her a “fucking-no-showing-ass-bitch” for it too. Kinda like you did with your last recorded promo against Lacklan. That’s just the type of guy Main is, you two should team-up. Team Hyperball."

-TK in ob-li-ga-tion

"I'm here on behalf of the dark." -The Baphomet

"We need to get our cock and balls back!" - Jim Jimson

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38978

7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion

XWF record
8-12    

Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

Keep in mind, you can add quotes here at any time!

I try not to use ones from an ongoing RP cycle, because I don't want to tip the scales in anyone's favor or whatever... but anything within the last few weeks or so is perfect!

Tired of looking at baby Ned Kaye? DO SOMETHING!

"I figured if I was going to be in the dark, I may as well join the dark side. Well, what people perceived as the dark side. I was tired of being a joke, now look at me. I am doing the best I can to show the management, wrestlers, and fans of this company that their perceptions of me were wrong. That I am not just some pot head who is stoned twenty four seven. I am simply the best wrestler on the roster."

Geri Vayden - "Momento Mori" http://www.geocities.ws/ganjageri/XWF%20RP%2017.html

2x Anarchy Champion
1x and current XWF Micronesian Champion
XWF Star Of The Month - October 2020

(11-27-2020, 08:03 PM)Jim "the Jim" Jimson Said: "We need to get our cock and balls back!" - Jim Jimson

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38978

(11-27-2020, 08:03 PM)Jim "the Jim" Jimson Said: "We need to get our cock and balls back!" - Jim Jimson

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=38978

God damn it Charlie

Lycana "We See Each Other in a Different Light"


"I enjoy toying with you my sweet Corey, watching all that venom you spew back at me in response, Its gratifying. As I said once before, I extended my hand and you unknowingly grasped it, focusing on me and trying to get under my skin when in reality... it was me who was already under yours."

I’m not in the mood. Let’s get that right out in front. My tag team partner insists on fucking with my head, my friends are worried sick about me, I’m still in yesterday’s clothes, and now on top of all of that I have to devote time out of my life to talking AGAIN about how The Left Hand sucks a puckered asshole.

Oh, I’m sorry Lycana. Was that too crude? Oh you poor gentle flower. I’ll try to tone it down a notch as you watch this from your torture chamber. No doubt you’re drinking blood, or meticulously reenacting every scene from Gore Vidal’s Caligula, or crushing kittens with high heels or some shit. But God FORBID you should hear rude language!
-Corey Smith

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=39600

Former:
1x Hart Champion
1x Federweight Champion
April 2021 RP Of The Month Still Waters Run Deep

"This is a World Championship, it says so right on the plate, but it doesn't get treated like one. Why is that? Because of the way I won it? The Universal Title changes hands all the time via cash-in, but you don't hear people discrediting THAT BELT! Soldier, Fuzz, Lacklan..................... all legitimate contenders who could've just as easily taken the high road and won the Title in an actual fight, but decided to take the coward's route, instead. What makes THEM any different than ME? Because the World Championship hasn't been relevant in years?!? Well guess what? It got me this match, and I didn't have to cheap shot someone to do it. If my reign as World Champion is a scam, what does that make theirs?"


http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=39701

Centurion: Tell Reagan, when I see him, I’m kicking his ass!

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=39668&pid=163591#pid163591

Winner

(02-05-2021, 05:34 AM)Centurion Said: Centurion: Tell Reagan, when I see him, I’m kicking his ass!

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=39668&pid=163591#pid163591

"Doc is Doc"

-Bobbie Bourbon from "XWF Podcast Ep. 2"

(LOL)

<3 <3 <3 <3

“ Can we please get a new QOTM because I am sick of looking at Centurions face under that heading.”- Chris Page

Quote:They say first impressions are everything, so why don't I start off my soon-to-be Hall of Legends worthy career with a gift to all of you; which one of you objectively nasty looking bitches want a taste of The Kink?

~Mickey Kinkade

(03-07-2021, 06:01 AM)Theo Pryce Said:

Quote:They say first impressions are everything, so why don't I start off my soon-to-be Hall of Legends worthy career with a gift to all of you; which one of you objectively nasty looking bitches want a taste of The Kink?

~Mickey Kinkade

Sold- now update it 😂

(03-07-2021, 02:13 AM)CCP Said: “ Can we please get a new QOTM because I am sick of looking at Centurions face under that heading.”- Chris Page

You love it

"Wait... what does Freddie Prinze Jr. do these days?"

"Who even fucking knows or cares, he is an irrelevant celebrity that gets triggered by freaks like me on Twitter."

-Dean Rose

Former:
1x Hart Champion
1x Federweight Champion
April 2021 RP Of The Month Still Waters Run Deep

I might just do Dean's actual for real Twitter fight with Prinze.

(03-15-2021, 02:07 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I might just do Dean's actual for real Twitter fight with Prinze.

It NEEDS to happen

Former:
1x Hart Champion
1x Federweight Champion
April 2021 RP Of The Month Still Waters Run Deep