Bad Medicine was over. New champions were crowned while others looked amazing in defeat. Rampage did not want to dwell in defeat knowing the holiday season was here. He prepared a huge meal and had an unlimited bar set up for anyone willing to drink and have a good time. He managed to rent out an entire warehouse for the event knowing just how crazy XWF can be. Once everything was in place he sent out invites to SAVAGE, WARFARE, and ANARCHY hoping it would be beneficial. The party started in a few hours as he stands in the parking lot ready to welcome all who show up. It was a cold night but soon enough he notices a few headlights driving in his direction...He walks to the door swinging it open as the DJ begins to play.

TBC EVERYONE/ANYONE

About twenty minutes into this "party" Reggie comes into the place with some left over absinthe from the THUGS office and places on the table, he whispers to the DJ and suddenly they start blasting some Reggaetón stuff.

"I hope that I don't kill this mood of a party! I mean I had to make an effort to make this place lively and welcoming! Rampage and Some Guy...what a name, Some Guy... why aren't y'all moving to some reggaeton? Maybe some fly mamacitas might be willin to batcha y'all to the dance floor, comprende?"

He moves to the beat himself as the party contiunes.

Having heard tell of "unlimited food", Bobby arrives, accepting the challenge.

Rampage goes around greeting the guest as they slowly arrive. He dances to the music enjoying the off time and letting loose. It was not that long ago that he was worried about what others thought of him but he invites the other guys to just relax and dance the night away.

Corey rolls in a kegger of......extra virgin apple cider.

Help yourselves people, and Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday!

And then, Corey immediately goes on the prowl for the XTreme Champion CAGE COLEMAN. Vinnie would never let him keep the title, but why not have some good clean, marginally violent holiday fun, eh?

(12-04-2021, 01:08 PM)Corey Smith Said: Corey rolls in a kegger of......extra virgin apple cider.

Help yourselves people, and Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday!

And then, Corey immediately goes on the prowl for the XTreme Champion CAGE COLEMAN. Vinnie would never let him keep the title, but why not have some good clean, marginally violent holiday fun, eh?

Vinnie arrives - his Segway is now wrapped in Christmas lights and jingle bells, and his belt buckle has a sprig of mistletoe attached.


"Sup guys? XWF Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest, anyone?"


Vin shows off his entry with breaming pride.

Just then Graves stands up. He was here the entire time, but nobody noticed. Really, they still don't.

"Challenge Accepted!"

It's then that you notice his shirt. A homemade deal with an iron on transfer of his younger face right in the center.

Having finished an entire chaffing dish of pigs in a blanket, Bobby stands up and takes off his jacket, revealing his sweater.



He then grabs the keg of sparkling cider, and not seeing a tap anywhere, jams a butter knife into the ball valve, causing coder to spray everywhere. As everyone steps back out of the way, Bobby continues to be doused in apple juice, until the pressure finally subsides and the keg is practically ruined. He tilts it up and pours cider all over his head, drinking his fill but ultimately spilling several gallons all over himself. Contented, he sits the keg back down and approaches the buffet table again. He picks a mini eclair up and looks at everyone else.

I'm going to clean up. Thanks for the cider Corey.

I asked Atara Themis for her ugly sweater and she sent me this.

(12-10-2021, 06:43 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I asked Atara Themis for her ugly sweater and she sent me this.

Bobby, still soaking wet and lousy with the odor of Grannie Smith, pokes his head back in.

Best thread all year.

Bobby winks, not necessarily breaking the fourth wall, but perhaps the fifth.

(12-10-2021, 06:43 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: I asked Atara Themis for her ugly sweater and she sent me this.

I was confused. You never ask for clothes. Always nudes.

LSM walks into the scene wearing her new Xmas sweater. She overhears Atara Themis and can't help but raise her hidden eyebrow.

"Nudes? To a man? Asqueroso! There sure are a lot of creeps in management around here..."

LSM walks up towards Atara and postures confidently near her.

"So Atara- I haven't seen you since you beat me on Warfare! You should let me get you a drink- it is an old luchador tradition, it's the least I can do to show my respect for your feminine prowess."

 

Thanks but no thanks. Have to stay clear headed at all times when mingling.

LSM shifts a suspecting gaze over to Doc, Graves, & Vinnie.

"I reckon that's actually a really good idea around here..."

 

Yeah I'm waiting for Vinnie to get shit faced to sneak this t him and see who he looks at first....

Vinnie trembles

Then smiles

Then trembles again


Did I bone Atara? I keep boning people without knowing it, so I really need to know!


He looks down at his package, which is firmly entrenched in a replica WASP-esque buzzsaw codpiece but altered to look Christmassy. So like with tinsel and stuff. And mistletoe, obviously.


Maybe we should get the snip, big guy.


He walks off, trying desperately to remember banging Atara... who wouldn't want to remember that??? She looks REALLY bendy!

JB comes into the party, drinking some egg nog *spiked* with his black solo cup. As he looks at the place, he noticed everyone in their lovley but shitty sweaters.

"Man this place is crazy, looks like my kinda scene."

He noticed Atty's sweater and Vinnie's look of shock over it.

"Well, looks like Vincent is going to be a father to another seed...oh well, i'll drink to that.. i'd wish I was in his position right now, but oh fuck it."

He takes another sip of his nog as the party continues.