My name is Dr Reznik, and I am Sarah Lacklan's psychiatrist. As an anger management exercise, I have instructed Mrs. Grey-Lacklan to, instead of letting tiny issues ruin her day, write down incidents which bother her, as well as how they make her feel, so that we may file them away for later reflection. What lies before you is a collection of these notes, mostly written on a scrap of paper and then neatly folded, which would otherwise have "triggered" my patient in an outbreak of screaming, yelling, stomping her feet, throwing her shoes, or would otherwise be involved in a tantrum, though she is loath for me to use that word.

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The STUPID barista at my STUPID Starbucks spelled my name COMPLETELY WRONG. It was SO WRONG that I didn't even HEAR THEM CALL MY NAME and BECAUSE of that, my venti iced caramel macchiato with whipped cream upside was NO LONGER UPSIDE DOWN and all the caramel FELL TO THE BOTTOM and it was NOT DRINKABLE in any way WHATSOEVER. How in the HELL did you get "Sara" from my name?! GOD. That is SO wrong and NOWHERE close to how to spell my name and it RUINED my morning coffee. God, I HATE peasants!

wow this is the dumbest idea ive ever seen

G-rated XWF megastar.

Shut up JB!

I, for one, am proud of Mizz Lacklan for getting the help she clearly needs! Therapy is an awesome way for all of us to center ourselves and come to terms with traumas that might be lingering in our psyche!

Don't be a mental health bully!

center yourself on your mom’s dick you lame blond fuck

G-rated XWF megastar.

NOW I'M TRIGGERED!!!! HOW DARE YOU, DUDE!!!!

OMG. My Uber driver was some giant TUB OF LARD! Dude was AT LEAST 180 pounds and that is WAY too fat to be even NEAR me. I rated him one star and will tweet Uber to complain about their hiring practices.

Honey Smith wished that I had happy dreams and now I just KNOW that I'll have nothing but NIGHTMARES. God, why does she even exist I can't even

I know you're feeling terrible... but think of two important things;

1) You're the QUEEN of the XWF, hun, be happy!!! ^_^

and

2) I've always got a shoulder for you to rest your pretty little head on. Call me, babe. ^.^ <3

This freakin' newb is CURLING in my 3rd FAVORITE squat rack and that is just THE WORST

The balance of seeds on my everything bagel was WAY off and it took EVERY ounce of will power to NOT chuck it at the servant who brought it to me. Kenzi seemed pleased 🤔

My MAGA shirt got nearly RUINED for SOME REASON while staying in the Lincoln Bedroom by someone who will REMAIN NAMELESS and that MORON at the dry cleaners says it will take DAYS until I can wear it again and now my head hurts

I'm starting to really dislike you.

"Didn't people invent twitter for this bullshit? What the fuck, cunt."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Saw some old/ugly people (same thing, tbh) being stupid-as-flame on the ol' XWF website today. I blame freakin' KYLE for letting them have access.

..... sooo, is that a yes?? :-/


#call_me <333

My Beloved has the WORST political views but OMG goes she make up for it, so this isn't even a complaint note, really 😍

If you ever get tired of munching carpet, give me a ring-a-ding-ding. TTFN, tootz. ^_^ <333

If you ever get tired of constantly looking like a total jackass, then just log out.

2x KWA Unified Southern Glory Champion
6x KWA Middleweight Champion
4x KWA Tag Team Champion
1x XWF XTreme Champion


-Dumb Dolly records that no one cares about-

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
3x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

Could you maybe go munch on a curb?

This gross guy with greasy hair keeps hitting on me. Why is it that loser dudes no higher than a 3 or 4 think that they "deserve" a 10 like me? Or a solid 7 like Roxy? He should stick to the gutter and hit on that Trash Panda Ruby. Probs have better luck.

Hell, you're right. I don't deserve a 10 like you.

I deserve a twenty at least. Saiyanara, babe!! XD

Mr. Lacklan.. care to chat??

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Mister Lacklan is dead, dude.

The servant that was getting our drinks at lunch today took FOR-EV-ER and by the time he DID get them to us, I could see that my ice had melted a little bit. I hope he gets a flat tire on the way home.

Sorry miss Lacklan.. care to chat

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

The servant who supplied my egg white omelet said that the sacrificial chickens were cage free and fed with only organic feed by milky-white virgins when the moon was full, but I know better. I can TASTE how one of those "virgins" was a lying whore 😒

Just uh... out of like curiosity and stuff... what did she taste like?

Someone just made me think of Honey and now my froyo is RUINED. GOD, WHY ISN'T SHE A PILE OF SALT YET?!?!?!?!

My Beloved expressed a SIGNIFICANT amount of rage over some of the people in my new company, and I'm not gonna lie, kinda got me all hot and bothered. Think I'm gonna dedicate the next few resulting Sargasms to the dipshits around here who get so many things wrong that it pisses Kenzi off!

I sent in a request for my new Federweight Championship to be renamed the Pigeonweight Championship and Vinnie said no. I might accidentally step on his foot with one of my heels next time I see him.

Roxy suggested we go to this buffet this morning, right? But I was busy having post-championship-winning-lovin' and didn't want to go. And I swear that she farted so loud during today's cam show that even Angie #DigitalPigeon'd to give her props, and I am, like, quadruple happy I skipped breakfast with her.

Noah wrote a short novel about Ned that is about 1000000000000000000000x better and more relevant than his Anarchy promo about that trash panda Ruby and FUCK that pisses me off

"Some cunt on the site keeps talking to herself despite having a momentous push after winning king of the ring and doing dick all with it. Not realising how little of a fuck I actually give about Ruby that I know a promo about wrestler names would do the job just fine. Talk about self-absorbed."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Sweet Baby JESUS what a long day! My Beloved and I went EVERYwhere today and it seemed like everyONE was checking her out! Having a hot wife can be the WORST some times, let me tell you! It took EVERY effort to NOT throw my cute-as-flame new pumps at that particularly garish waiter and I don't even feel good about it. Ugh. This anger management shit is the WORST.

Apparently that Noah dude likes cock and ball torture videos as much as I do and hot DAMNIT that makes me mad 😡

I mentioned Vespie's scrawny-ass legs today and it made me smile that she bitched-out in her one-sided loss to Deacon, like I knew she would, but then I got mad over the fact that I even know the dumbass in the first place

Ugh. Rox ate some bad sushi today and is even MORE gassy than she was the other day. I think Ang is getting jealous, tbh.

Bad pussy aka fish is never a good thing ms. Lacklan

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

It's great that I get to see all my friends in one place every week, but FUCK I'm getting tired of Chicago