so I was sitting there in the hospital bed, jerking off to Lacklan's latest promo, and just as I was about to bust I heard some crazy shit that I didn't really understand....

She called Raion Kido a 'Mary Sue'....what the fuxxk is that???? 

So I googled it with one hand, and apparently, Mary Sue is "a derogatory criticism for a character that fits either or both of two character archetypes; 1: an author-insert character used for wish-fulfillment and/or 2: an idealized character who is talented at everything and has no meaningful flaws but may have a tragic backstory."


What the fuck does that have to do with wrestling, or Raion Kido? Is anyone else seeing this weird shit in live action, or am I hearing things again? 

Is there any Obvious Order to this Context? 

Well, looks like Charlie is too busy to not worry about a term of endearment, but that's how it goes in his own world. Also, why does it matter if Kido was considered a Mary Sue when it should have been Gary Sue... ehh don't make much of difference in terms of how Roxy's offspring Uptown Girl Sarah explains it.

But don't mind me, i'm just embracin this chicanery...   

"Now I would never stick up for Lack-o and the fact that she's calling other people a Mary Sue is ironic as all fuck considering how she's Bella Swanning her everyday life like no one's business. But it does make sense, Charles, you dumb cunt. Kido's all about anime ain't he? Buncha Mary Sue's in that shit, wouldn't be the first time some cunt made a connection to anime with Kido, pretty sure every cunt has done it. You asking for Obvious Order to this Content is just you grasping at straws and making yourself look desperate as fuck, also, fucking ironic coming from you cunt."

"Again, not defending old mate Sar, I can't stand any of you shit cunts."

"Especially you Ned Kaye! Come get your cat back you raggedy bitch!"

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

“People calling others Mary Sues usually have this idea that everyone must invariably be flawed in some way, because no such thing as a perfect hero exists.

What they fail to realize is that heroism is the result of overcoming odds greater than our own abilities in pursuit of doing good.

Given your nature, I don't expect you to understand, and that's okay - suffice to say our esteemed Blood Princess is misguided, if not overall deceptive.”

"CONTROVERSY CREATES CASH™."

"Obvs Order" is a great team name, axly. Great suggestion, Noah! 😊

Also, a kitty needs taken care of? 👀 I can help! Aitch Emm You!

(01-31-2023, 06:40 AM)Mark Flynn Said: "CONTROVERSY CREATES CASH™."

You should stir the pot and tweet Noah Jackson Holds Ned Kayes Pussy for some click bait revenue...

(01-31-2023, 08:33 AM)Atara Raven Said:

(01-31-2023, 06:40 AM)Mark Flynn Said: "CONTROVERSY CREATES CASH™."

You should stir the pot and tweet Noah Jackson Holds Ned Kayes Pussy for some click bait revenue...

"I own his pussy!"

(01-31-2023, 07:05 AM)Angelica Vaughn Said: "Obvs Order" is a great team name, axly. Great suggestion, Noah! 😊

Also, a kitty needs taken care of? 👀 I can help! Aitch Emm You!

"You're such a sweetheart! How the fuck are you related to Sar? Anyway, if I can get this little cunt in a FedEx box expect some pussy coming your way, love."

What does _______________________________________________ have to do with wrestling???



*Inserts 90% of every Bastards promo digitally into the muted space using amazing XWF technology*

(01-31-2023, 04:34 AM)Raion Kido Said: “People calling others Mary Sues usually have this idea that everyone must invariably be flawed in some way, because no such thing as a perfect hero exists.

What they fail to realize is that heroism is the result of overcoming odds greater than our own abilities in pursuit of doing good.

Given your nature, I don't expect you to understand, and that's okay - suffice to say our esteemed Blood Princess is misguided, if not overall deceptive.”

"Holy SHIT......he IS boring. Sarah and I don't see eye to eye on much but this is probably the most....ugh.....you response ever. Just a total carboard box of a personality. 




Also, Sar Bear.....have fun with Buzz Killington this week. Any time you wanna come to the raw bar, you know where to find me."

Rox struts in blowing a huge pink bubble from her gum. Upon seeing Raion Kido she immediately falls into a narcoleptic come from pure unabashed boredom.

Forty-five minutes go by and Roxy snaps awake, peeling her face off of the wall because of the gum now gluing it there. She's in a panic, having dreamed that Charlie Nickles was in the same room as her while she was unconscious - then she sees that she was indeed in a room asleep while Charlie was present.


"Okay, wow, so, gonna need the security footage for the last hour or so."


She glares at one of the security types who scampers off to get the footage.


"Anyways, Sar... wait... @Lacklan ... don't fall for Jenny's BS. The only 'raw bar' she has is the frat bar in every college town she visits, where she gets bent over and hammered raw by a bunch Pi Kappa Alpha types. She's like a cheerleader for the varsity football team... Gimme a V! Gimme a D!" 

(01-31-2023, 11:07 AM)Jenny Myst Said:

(01-31-2023, 04:34 AM)Raion Kido Said: “People calling others Mary Sues usually have this idea that everyone must invariably be flawed in some way, because no such thing as a perfect hero exists.

What they fail to realize is that heroism is the result of overcoming odds greater than our own abilities in pursuit of doing good.

Given your nature, I don't expect you to understand, and that's okay - suffice to say our esteemed Blood Princess is misguided, if not overall deceptive.”

"Holy SHIT......he IS boring. Sarah and I don't see eye to eye on much but this is probably the most....ugh.....you response ever. Just a total carboard box of a personality. 




Also, Sar Bear.....have fun with Buzz Killington this week. Any time you wanna come to the raw bar, you know where to find me."

“I'll have you know I am a very fun-loving person. Unfortunately, duty comes above all else.”

(01-31-2023, 04:34 AM)Raion Kido Said: “People calling others Mary Sues usually have this idea that everyone must invariably be flawed in some way, because no such thing as a perfect hero exists.

What they fail to realize is that heroism is the result of overcoming odds greater than our own abilities in pursuit of doing good.

Given your nature, I don't expect you to understand, and that's okay - suffice to say our esteemed Blood Princess is misguided, if not overall deceptive.”

(01-31-2023, 09:04 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: What does _______________________________________________ have to do with wrestling???



*Inserts 90% of every Bastards promo digitally into the muted space using amazing XWF technology*

Not everything can be as amazing, as relevant, and as collaborative as 'Todd the camera man" burying an entire pay per view match.

Super weird to be worried about collaboration and relevance, my guy!

How in the world does that impact what happens in the ring, dude??? Besides, don't you hate Raion Kido? I might have to go pull up the footage from your old promo uploads to double check!

(01-31-2023, 04:21 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Super weird to be worried about collaboration and relevance, my guy!

How in the world does that impact what happens in the ring, dude??? Besides, don't you hate Raion Kido? I might have to go pull up the footage from your old promo uploads to double check!

The enemy of my ex-fiancee is my friend, Vinnie. Simple maths.

(01-31-2023, 09:04 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: What does _______________________________________________ have to do with wrestling???







*Inserts 90% of every Bastards promo digitally into the muted space using amazing XWF technology*

What does a bad-ass transition have to do with Television? 

TK rolls his eyes and shakes his head at the absurdity of the boss's weak comeback.

I think that's a pretty fucking irrelevant argument. Now I'm off to cause problems somewhere else, you bunch of re-






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Reprobates.

TK thinks this word means something else. He knows he's heard it somewhere before, maybe in the first half of the Giants vs Eagles playoff game. Who knows?