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SATAN! · (10-12-2019)

Shawn Warstein · (10-12-2019)

You literally have to be fucking kidding me!

Well I guess I’ll just have to carry Big D like everyone else in the place has, I guess it was just my turn.

Side note: See how in difficult that was Theo? I was able to witness it rather than not seeing anything. #ReleasetheBrackets #PushTheCunts #ICarryaBigD

Theo Pryce · **10-12-2019, 07:11 PM**

(10-12-2019, 07:09 PM)Fuzz Said: Side note: See how in difficult that was Theo? I was able to witness it rather than not seeing anything.

Does it really matter when you see what you want anyways?

Shawn Warstein · (10-13-2019)

Theo, that’s where your wrong. I don’t see “what I want”. I see the truth. I see the injustices that have befallen me since I’ve come back. It’s not my fault you’re getting so up in arms about it.

Theo Pryce · **10-12-2019, 07:20 PM**

I'm getting all up in arms about it? I could care less if you think you've been screwed over or been handed everything on a silver platter. I still make money off you regardless and that's ALL that matters to me. But I will say, I do take some satisfaction in seeing you bitch and moan all the time. I hope you own stock in Reynolds-Wrap though otherwise you're missing out on a golden opportunity there.

Shawn Warstein · **10-12-2019, 07:27 PM**

Theo, why don’t you realize that I’m not attacking you. Sure you were named, but since James hasn’t shown his face in a while, and I’m pretty sure Vinny wouldn’t respond, I know you’re “around”. I know you’ll at least respond. You don’t care about what I say? Then why respond? If you don’t care soooooo much, then shut the fuck up. Yet you claim you like to listen to me bitch and moan? Well that’s what I like to hear about a principal owner.

Someone who loves to hear the complaints, but just isn’t listening to them. You are so caught up in what you think is right, that you never ask yourself if it is right.

So just shut the hell up. Go back to your office, kick your feet up, and continue to make money off of my Name, my ability, and my actions.

Theo Pryce · **10-12-2019, 07:29 PM**

(10-12-2019, 07:27 PM)Fuzz Said: Someone who loves to hear the complaints, but just isn’t listening to them. You are so caught up in what you think is right, that you never ask yourself if it is right.

I have. It is. Anything else?

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-12-2019)

Fuzz stop bitching about carrying a Big Dick. Fuck dude I carry it around all day too and some days I feel like collapsing and giving up but I keep on persevering like the All Day All Nighter I am!

Corey Smith · **10-12-2019, 07:53 PM**

Some of those teams sure are something....

I think I feel the worst for Ruby. Sorry girl. Whatever you do don't let him touch you. Not even once. It emboldens him.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-12-2019, 08:00 PM**

HA, YOU'RE ALL SCREWED!

No, not because I drew Amjetkun, but because ANYBODY drew me!

Also, why wasn't the FAKE Anarchy champ in this? I thought she "couldn't resist tournaments"???

I suppose I wouldn't want to show my face either after being outed as a FRAUD!

Annnnnnd!!!

Just because I can hang with the boys, that doesnt mean that I'm one of them!

Jim "the Jim" Jimson · **10-12-2019, 08:10 PM**

How do tag team promos work, can both people do 2 promos each? Or is it 2 promos for the tag team

Unknown Soldier · (10-13-2019)

OOC: Yeah, you can both do 2 RP's making 4 total for the entire team. Also, just making a note to all the competitors from someone who won this one time :) Doing joint or cooperative work is the key and usually scores big with the judges and is both fun to read and write in my opinion. When you tag with someone you are totally allowed to write a co-operative RP where both parties write the thing together or just writing for your teammate's characters in your RP's with their permission. It makes for a lot of fun for everyone to work with and see what kind of mortal enemies working together in random pairings would do together. Which, it's a good idea to reach out to your teammate and work on storylines or angles together if you can.

Tommy Wish · (10-12-2019)

Luca Arzegotti... huh.... who knew i'd be paired with a man of clout and relevance to this company. As much i'd hate to admit this... i'm very on board with this pairing...also Satan...

I WISHED you could afford a better Trump mask... jesus, Ace Steel made a better Trump then you could even imagine

LiamRoberts · **10-13-2019, 06:17 AM**

Don't think I have forgotten what you did to me Noah, but for now as we are going to be forced to team together this first round I am willing to at least forgive. For now

The Brothers Blackwater · **10-13-2019, 07:12 AM**

(10-12-2019, 07:20 PM)Theo Pryce Said: I could care less if you think you've been screwed over or been handed everything on a silver platter..

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"So that means you do care somewhat, seeing that you said that you could care less. Meaning you wield the capacity to care less than what you do. If you didn't give a single fuck, you would have stated, I couldn't care less. Because there's absolutely no way for you to care any less."

"Your welcome for the free English lesson."

"The more you know."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (10-13-2019)

Yup.. guess ill have to carry this bitch

Mastermind · **10-13-2019, 10:49 AM**

"I couldn't be happier with my partner. The former Hart Champion Tony Santos. I'm thrilled.

"We've got this Tony."

Big D · **10-13-2019, 12:31 PM**

"Fuzz, this is gonna be a historic moment. I'm gonna defeat Thad Duke Saturday night and we're gonna team as the Xtreme and TV Champions. Why don't you just enjoy the light? Our opponents are a nothing and I'm a hell of alot better than Noah. I'll pull my weight, hell, you can even take it easy. Whatever."

Theo Pryce · (10-13-2019)

(10-13-2019, 07:12 AM)The Brothers Blackwater Said:
(10-12-2019, 07:20 PM)Theo Pryce Said: I could care less if you think you've been screwed over or been handed everything on a silver platter..

"So that means you do care somewhat, seeing that you said that you could care less. Meaning you wield the capacity to care less than what you do. If you didn't give a single fuck, you would have stated, I couldn't care less. Because there's absolutely no way for you to care any less."

"Your welcome for the free English lesson."

"The more you know."

I bet you're really proud of that aren't you? Perhaps if you spent as much time preparing for your matches as you do pontificating about things that no one gives a rip about but you, you might find yourself more successful in the ring.

Just some free advice since apparently we are giving that out unsolicited these days.

Scully · **10-13-2019, 01:43 PM**

"I think I would've been happier if my partner was still Boris...
But Boris Johnson!"

Madison Dyson · (10-13-2019)

Oh man! Like, imagine a train full of sick kids colliding with a bus full of sick kids. That ensuing catastrophe is a metaphor for like all these teams.

Santos and Fuzz are gonna need spinal fusion surgery from carrying all that shit on their backs.

Mastermind · **10-13-2019, 06:27 PM**

(10-13-2019, 02:45 PM)Madison Dyson Said:

Santos and Fuzz are gonna need spinal fusion surgery from carrying all that shit on their backs.

"I dispute your assumption Dyson, that Santos actually has to carry me. I'm a very hard worker and no one and I mean NO ONE needs to carry me."

Madison Dyson · (10-14-2019)

(10-13-2019, 06:27 PM)Mastermind Said:
(10-13-2019, 02:45 PM)Madison Dyson Said:

Santos and Fuzz are gonna need spinal fusion surgery from carrying all that shit on their backs.

"I dispute your assumption Dyson, that Santos actually has to carry me. I'm a very hard worker and no one and I mean NO ONE needs to carry me."

You mean you've been working hard this whole time?

Yikes....

On a side note, I'd like to officially offer my services as a substitute once again. Scoff if you must, but it's still better than half the shit listed here.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (10-14-2019)

"Madison, Madison, Madison! Holy fuckballs you are one bitchy cunt. Someone should have grabbed you by the pussy a long time ago. Just kidding doll face. That fierceness and Cleopatra like attitude makes my war dick swollen like a fat kid who's allergic to cake! If I was apart of this I'd gladly replace any partner but Robbie Motherfuckin Bourbon with you. Most likely wouldn't be a good idea since I'd probably be constantly fighting the urge to put my hands down my pants or smack you around all seductively.

Anywho, you sure are taking a long time to respond to my chocolate dipped balls comment toward your little game about who'd the roster like to fuck. In many cases when a woman doesn't blurt out 'Fuck you!' right away she is really thinking over said purposal. So how about after Bourban and I beat the shit out of Elliot and his extraterrestrial pet at the next Warfare. You can come on up to my hotel room and we can share dessert off of one another?!"

TBS · **10-14-2019, 09:15 AM**

"Von Trapp? I love the Sound of Music!"

When asked why The Big Shank signed up this event, no comment was offered.

Kris The Hammer Von Bonn · **10-14-2019, 12:26 PM**

(10-14-2019, 09:15 AM)TBS Said: "Von Trapp? I love the Sound of Music!"

When asked why The Big Shank signed up this event, no comment was offered.

It's actually Von Bonn. Kris The Hammer Von Bonn. You needn't worry about me, as I am planning to get to Round 2.

Do I need to worry about you?

TBS · (10-14-2019)

(10-14-2019, 12:26 PM)Kris The Hammer Von Bonn Said: It's actually Von Bonn. Kris The Hammer Von Bonn. You needn't worry about me, as I am planning to get to Round 2.

Do I need to worry about you?

I'm gonna be honest. Probably.

Noah Jackson · (10-15-2019)

(10-13-2019, 06:17 AM)LiamRoberts Said: Don't think I have forgotten what you did to me Noah, but for now as we are going to be forced to team together this first round I am willing to at least forgive. For now

"Happy you haven't forgotten, cunt because I don't have a fucking clue who you are."

"That being said. Have no fear as the hardest worker in the XWF will carry you to relevance."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (10-15-2019)

I dont like cunts and i dont like u noah

Shawn Warstein · (10-15-2019)

(10-15-2019, 07:57 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: I dont like cunts and i dont like u noah

Everything is finally validated. Noah wrap it up, we are no longer needed here.

Corey Smith · (10-21-2019)

Gonna let it ride on Thunder Knuckles and Thad Duke.

Tell me why I'm wrong. It's spooky quiet.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · **10-16-2019, 08:15 PM**

(10-12-2019, 08:32 PM)Tommy Wish Said: Luca Arzegotti... huh.... who knew i'd be paired with a man of clout and relevance to this company. As much i'd hate to admit this... i'm very on board with this pairing...also Satan...

I WISHED you could afford a better Trump mask... jesus, Ace Steel made a better Trump then you could even imagine

We finna swang dick my boy.

The Brothers Blackwater · **10-20-2019, 09:45 PM**

(10-13-2019, 01:40 PM)Theo Pryce Said:
(10-13-2019, 07:12 AM)The Brothers Blackwater Said:
(10-12-2019, 07:20 PM)Theo Pryce Said: I could care less if you think you've been screwed over or been handed everything on a silver platter..

"So that means you do care somewhat, seeing that you said that you could care less. Meaning you wield the capacity to care less than what you do. If you didn't give a single fuck, you would have stated, I couldn't care less. Because there's absolutely no way for you to care any less."

"Your welcome for the free English lesson."

"The more you know."

I bet you're really proud of that aren't you? Perhaps if you spent as much time preparing for your matches as you do pontificating about things that no one gives a rip about but you, you might find yourself more successful in the ring.

Just some free advice since apparently we are giving that out unsolicited these days.

"I completely forgot about this and then someone sent me a text, with a link to the youtube video, showcasing the fact that you responded. Yeah, all this time later, weird right? Now ordinarily, I would just giggle and hit a blunt cause well, you trying to use words in your defense is funny to me but then I thought fuck it, why not take the time to reply."

"Wait for it."

"Wait."

"For."

"It."

"Alright, here goes."

"So you're telling me that if I stop caring about speaking and using the English language properly, I'll win matches? That's some mighty interesting logic. Real funny stuff. Is that the same thought process that led you to the assumption that just because you're an ignorant twat, everyone else must be stupid too? I ask it this way cause only an idiot would think that relaying their words in a correct manner is a frivolous thing, that no one gives a 'rip' about. Me no use words right. Theys too hard. Bah! This dumb and waste of time! No one cares anyways! Hahahaha! Oh fuck. Thank you for this Theo. Bless you. Whenever I'm sad or depressed, I'm going to think back to this moment and it'll cheer me right up. Laughter is the best medicine, after all."

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **10-21-2019, 06:39 AM**

Poor Boris...

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