Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

AND Noah is both the hardest working and best looking man on the roster! Where's his Uni shot at Lane!?!

HI NOAH!!!!

Have you bought my shirt yet?

Uhhh what’s going on with the both of you? Like are you a thing? Or what? I’m just curious.

(10-07-2019, 06:07 PM)VV Said: AND Noah is both the hardest working and best looking man on the roster! Where's his Uni shot at Lane!?!

HI NOAH!!!!

Have you bought my shirt yet?

"Cheers, love."

"No, I'm not made of money, cunt. Send us a freebie."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(10-07-2019, 06:09 PM)Fuzz Said: Uhhh what’s going on with the both of you? Like are you a thing? Or what? I’m just curious.

"Just friends, dad."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Sounds like Fuzz is getting a new mommy.

June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion 
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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Two things. One that account is already suspended. And Secondly, you might want to run that by her.

(10-07-2019, 06:13 PM)BigD Said: Sounds like Fuzz is getting a new mommy.

"Next time you want to make a comment why don't you buy the right to one first?"

"Also, cunt, I know you're self-absorbed in your dumb shit all the time but fucking wake up and listen back to what you just said."

"Big dumb fuck."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Nah Big D, just me still over here understanding how families work. That would make her my daughter dumbass. Now run along, I’ve already made myself your daddy.

Hi Noah, pleasure as always.

Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?

(10-07-2019, 06:14 PM)Fuzz Said: Two things. One that account is already suspended. And Secondly, you might want to run that by her.

"... Life is suffering."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.

Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?

"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(10-07-2019, 06:18 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.

Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?

"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."

I know the feeling. Twitter banned me like 5 years ago and I never went back. I mean, it was a TASTEFUL picture of a lynching! Fuckin' babies.....

(10-07-2019, 06:18 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.

Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?

"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."

THERE! You finally got your answer you crybaby bitch! Now get lost!

(10-07-2019, 06:31 PM)VV Said:

(10-07-2019, 06:18 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.

Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?

"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."

THERE! You finally got your answer you crybaby bitch! Now get lost!

Oh, definitively!

"RIGHT! FUCK TWITTER!"

"Bunch of racist left wing beta cuck cunts!"

"I'm on something called Fetlife? now. So follow me there, I guess."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Fuzz Said: Nah Big D, just me still over here understanding how families work. That would make her my daughter dumbass. Now run along, I’ve already made myself your daddy.

Actually you nob heads are both wrong. Vita would become Fuzz's daughter in law.

Get it right. Nobs.

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MISFIT #2:

Or guess what, in some families the distinction of “in-law” doesn’t matter.

Twitter is the worst, thats why i use the best soical media app.

MySpacetm


Hey. If it ain't broke don't fix it


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Ha! You got SLACK'd! Nobody is safe anymore!

(10-08-2019, 02:45 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: "I want to have babies with Isabella Ravenwolf... and then sacrifice those said babies to SATAN! and for climate change!"

By "sacrifice" you do mean allow CCP and his crackhead family members to eat said babies... correct?

"Thanks Noah! That's like a seal of approval."

(10-07-2019, 05:57 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

"I blame Lane."

"New account, give us a follow cunts. @Jack_Noahson"

"While I'm here just gonna say some shit."

"Duke's a fucking pissbaby and doesn't deserve to be in the fed let alone have a title attached to his doughy fuck form."

"Big D is the biggest waste of time this company has ever seen. He's shit, he should know he's shit but as long as he has money in his pocket he can buy himself some dick pills so he can stoke his steadily deflating ego more."

"Lane's a fucking sack."

"Lux is a cuck."

"Centurion is a shit cunt. Fucking making himself the main event, the fuck you delicate little pussy?"

"Mastermind is still the worst wrestler on the roster."

"Theo Pryce does fuck all but pipes up just enough so we don't forget him. Like a turd that floats back up after you flush it. WHERE'S THE BRACKET, CUNT!?"

"Ruby is scared of me."

"These Misfit cunts are a joke. Like Bobby Roode, Miz and Kennedy all over again but this time in a less recognisable package."

"Where the fuck is James Raven?"

"D'Ville is a fucking washed-up let down."

"Anarchy sucks, Savage sucks and Warfare is somehow worse than both."

"Lacklan is a fake cunt. Kenzi's alright to be honest, just a shame she has to carry that tumour around."

"Ned Kaye can eat a buffet of dicks."

"Drew Archyle needs to give me my fucking cat! Cunt!"

"Eat shit."

"Hail Satan."

"Fuzz is sick."

"Hi VV."

Wow. That there is smack talk of a modern variety.

Now, once upon a time, I would have just called you a UTI, a yeast infection, or anything else alluding to the fact you are, indeed, an unwell vagina. But, I'm pastiche, no?

Also, not banned on Twitter. I am really good at Twitter. I have followers, post memes, get into feuds with kitchen appliances, talk about video games, look at boobs, all the Twittering.

Just, uh, just try not to limp while carrying the torch there, young man.

Oh, and online dating is for chumps. Us grown men know to just go to a bar and buy someone a whiskey sour, or to check out craft stores in the early evenings and talk extensively about why being creative is important. Fetlife is just another Tinder but for people who can't get it up unless they indescretely discuss their kinks. Spoiler alert: don't ask to pull hair or leave red handprints on the booty, just apologize and buy bottomless mimosas at brunch if she wasn't too thrilled about being tied up.

"Oh wow, it sounds like Robbie Bourbon is trying to challenge me to something he's gonna forget to show up for."

"I'm sure it's easy to be really good at Twitter when you have literally nothing else going on in life. Trust me cunt, I've seen your Twitter and drunkenly arguing about the message of video games really doesn't make for interesting content. Also, really weird for a chubby cunt in a mask and leotard to kink shame."

"And yeah, just realised what fetlife actually is so taking Jim's advice and going back to MySpace."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

Actually, Fetlife's pretty awesome. It's a great place to bilk desperate old rich guys out of millions of dollars just by sitting on balloons covered in shaving cream until they pop.

I mean, so I've heard.....

(10-08-2019, 04:04 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Actually, Fetlife's pretty awesome. It's a great place to bilk desperate old rich guys out of millions of dollars just by sitting on balloons covered in shaving cream until they pop.

I mean, so I've heard.....

"Millions? For popping balloons, cunt? ... Huh."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

(10-08-2019, 04:06 PM)Noah Jackson Said:

(10-08-2019, 04:04 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Actually, Fetlife's pretty awesome. It's a great place to bilk desperate old rich guys out of millions of dollars just by sitting on balloons covered in shaving cream until they pop.

I mean, so I've heard.....

"Millions? For popping balloons, cunt? ... Huh."

Noah. I don't think people are going to want to watch you sit on balloons.

(10-08-2019, 03:55 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Oh wow, it sounds like Robbie Bourbon is trying to challenge me to something he's gonna forget to show up for."

Eh, nobody really remembers you Noah until you show up and holler 'cunt' half a dozen times and make a forced meme of yourself.

Just because finding something better to do than have a match with you, like, I dunno, putting loose change into rolls, or sharpening hammers, is so easy to do doesn't mean you have to point it out and throw yourself a pity party. Plenty of people find you cringey already and contemplate how low humanity can get as is.

Like, my day was splendid up until you showed up like a vulgar adult from a Peanuts cartoon, all "Wah wah wahwah wah cunt wah wah wahwhawah cunt wahwah wah", and having heard that I feel proud of delusional homeless people who drink mouth wash, because I see them and realize they accomplish things in their lives you never will.