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Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
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"I blame Lane."
"New account, give us a follow cunts. @Jack_Noahson"
"While I'm here just gonna say some shit."
"Duke's a fucking pissbaby and doesn't deserve to be in the fed let alone have a title attached to his doughy fuck form."
"Big D is the biggest waste of time this company has ever seen. He's shit, he should know he's shit but as long as he has money in his pocket he can buy himself some dick pills so he can stoke his steadily deflating ego more."
"Lane's a fucking sack."
"Lux is a cuck."
"Centurion is a shit cunt. Fucking making himself the main event, the fuck you delicate little pussy?"
"Mastermind is still the worst wrestler on the roster."
"Theo Pryce does fuck all but pipes up just enough so we don't forget him. Like a turd that floats back up after you flush it. WHERE'S THE BRACKET, CUNT!?"
"Ruby is scared of me."
"These Misfit cunts are a joke. Like Bobby Roode, Miz and Kennedy all over again but this time in a less recognisable package."
"Where the fuck is James Raven?"
"D'Ville is a fucking washed-up let down."
"Anarchy sucks, Savage sucks and Warfare is somehow worse than both."
"Lacklan is a fake cunt. Kenzi's alright to be honest, just a shame she has to carry that tumour around."
"Ned Kaye can eat a buffet of dicks."
"Drew Archyle needs to give me my fucking cat! Cunt!"
"Eat shit."
"Hail Satan."
"Fuzz is sick."
"Hi VV."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-07-2019
AND Noah is both the hardest working and best looking man on the roster! Where's his Uni shot at Lane!?!
HI NOAH!!!!
Have you bought my shirt yet?
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Shawn Warstein - 10-07-2019
Uhhh what’s going on with the both of you? Like are you a thing? Or what? I’m just curious.
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:07 PM)VV Said: AND Noah is both the hardest working and best looking man on the roster! Where's his Uni shot at Lane!?!
HI NOAH!!!!
Have you bought my shirt yet?
"Cheers, love."
"No, I'm not made of money, cunt. Send us a freebie."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:09 PM)Fuzz Said: Uhhh what’s going on with the both of you? Like are you a thing? Or what? I’m just curious.
"Just friends, dad."
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - B.O.B. D - 10-07-2019
Sounds like Fuzz is getting a new mommy.
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Shawn Warstein - 10-07-2019
Two things. One that account is already suspended. And Secondly, you might want to run that by her.
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:13 PM)BigD Said: Sounds like Fuzz is getting a new mommy.
"Next time you want to make a comment why don't you buy the right to one first?"
"Also, cunt, I know you're self-absorbed in your dumb shit all the time but fucking wake up and listen back to what you just said."
"Big dumb fuck."
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Shawn Warstein - 10-07-2019
Nah Big D, just me still over here understanding how families work. That would make her my daughter dumbass. Now run along, I’ve already made myself your daddy.
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Corey Smith - 10-07-2019
Hi Noah, pleasure as always.
Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:14 PM)Fuzz Said: Two things. One that account is already suspended. And Secondly, you might want to run that by her.
"... Life is suffering."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.
Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?
"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Madison Dyson - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:18 PM)Noah Jackson Said:(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.
Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?
"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."
I know the feeling. Twitter banned me like 5 years ago and I never went back. I mean, it was a TASTEFUL picture of a lynching! Fuckin' babies.....
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:18 PM)Noah Jackson Said:(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.
Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?
"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."
THERE! You finally got your answer you crybaby bitch! Now get lost!
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Corey Smith - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:31 PM)VV Said:(10-07-2019, 06:18 PM)Noah Jackson Said:(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Lux Said: Hi Noah, pleasure as always.
Hey, tried talking to your girlfriend about setting up some kind of tag match dealio but her feed magically cut out before she could duck the question. So how about it?
"Sup cuck. Yeah sure, whatever and whenever. I'm busy dealing with Twitter, cunt. They're my main focus right now."
THERE! You finally got your answer you crybaby bitch! Now get lost!
Oh, definitively!
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Noah Jackson - 10-07-2019
"RIGHT! FUCK TWITTER!"
"Bunch of racist left wing beta cuck cunts!"
"I'm on something called Fetlife? now. So follow me there, I guess."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Melanie Crayzee Childs - 10-07-2019
(10-07-2019, 06:16 PM)Fuzz Said: Nah Big D, just me still over here understanding how families work. That would make her my daughter dumbass. Now run along, I’ve already made myself your daddy.
Actually you nob heads are both wrong. Vita would become Fuzz's daughter in law.
Get it right. Nobs.
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Shawn Warstein - 10-07-2019
Or guess what, in some families the distinction of “in-law” doesn’t matter.
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 10-07-2019
Twitter is the worst, thats why i use the best soical media app.
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Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-08-2019
Ha! You got SLACK'd! Nobody is safe anymore!
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-08-2019
(10-08-2019, 02:45 AM)Unknown Soldier Said: "I want to have babies with Isabella Ravenwolf... and then sacrifice those said babies to SATAN! and for climate change!"
By "sacrifice" you do mean allow CCP and his crackhead family members to eat said babies... correct?
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Thaddeus Duke - 10-08-2019
"Thanks Noah! That's like a seal of approval."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 10-08-2019
(10-07-2019, 05:57 PM)Noah Jackson Said:
"I blame Lane."
"New account, give us a follow cunts. @Jack_Noahson"
"While I'm here just gonna say some shit."
"Duke's a fucking pissbaby and doesn't deserve to be in the fed let alone have a title attached to his doughy fuck form."
"Big D is the biggest waste of time this company has ever seen. He's shit, he should know he's shit but as long as he has money in his pocket he can buy himself some dick pills so he can stoke his steadily deflating ego more."
"Lane's a fucking sack."
"Lux is a cuck."
"Centurion is a shit cunt. Fucking making himself the main event, the fuck you delicate little pussy?"
"Mastermind is still the worst wrestler on the roster."
"Theo Pryce does fuck all but pipes up just enough so we don't forget him. Like a turd that floats back up after you flush it. WHERE'S THE BRACKET, CUNT!?"
"Ruby is scared of me."
"These Misfit cunts are a joke. Like Bobby Roode, Miz and Kennedy all over again but this time in a less recognisable package."
"Where the fuck is James Raven?"
"D'Ville is a fucking washed-up let down."
"Anarchy sucks, Savage sucks and Warfare is somehow worse than both."
"Lacklan is a fake cunt. Kenzi's alright to be honest, just a shame she has to carry that tumour around."
"Ned Kaye can eat a buffet of dicks."
"Drew Archyle needs to give me my fucking cat! Cunt!"
"Eat shit."
"Hail Satan."
"Fuzz is sick."
"Hi VV."
Wow. That there is smack talk of a modern variety.
Now, once upon a time, I would have just called you a UTI, a yeast infection, or anything else alluding to the fact you are, indeed, an unwell vagina. But, I'm pastiche, no?
Also, not banned on Twitter. I am really good at Twitter. I have followers, post memes, get into feuds with kitchen appliances, talk about video games, look at boobs, all the Twittering.
Just, uh, just try not to limp while carrying the torch there, young man.
Oh, and online dating is for chumps. Us grown men know to just go to a bar and buy someone a whiskey sour, or to check out craft stores in the early evenings and talk extensively about why being creative is important. Fetlife is just another Tinder but for people who can't get it up unless they indescretely discuss their kinks. Spoiler alert: don't ask to pull hair or leave red handprints on the booty, just apologize and buy bottomless mimosas at brunch if she wasn't too thrilled about being tied up.
Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my big dick energy - Noah Jackson - 10-08-2019
"Oh wow, it sounds like Robbie Bourbon is trying to challenge me to something he's gonna forget to show up for."
"I'm sure it's easy to be really good at Twitter when you have literally nothing else going on in life. Trust me cunt, I've seen your Twitter and drunkenly arguing about the message of video games really doesn't make for interesting content. Also, really weird for a chubby cunt in a mask and leotard to kink shame."
"And yeah, just realised what fetlife actually is so taking Jim's advice and going back to MySpace."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Madison Dyson - 10-08-2019
Actually, Fetlife's pretty awesome. It's a great place to bilk desperate old rich guys out of millions of dollars just by sitting on balloons covered in shaving cream until they pop.
I mean, so I've heard.....
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Noah Jackson - 10-08-2019
(10-08-2019, 04:04 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Actually, Fetlife's pretty awesome. It's a great place to bilk desperate old rich guys out of millions of dollars just by sitting on balloons covered in shaving cream until they pop.
I mean, so I've heard.....
"Millions? For popping balloons, cunt? ... Huh."
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 10-08-2019
(10-08-2019, 04:06 PM)Noah Jackson Said:(10-08-2019, 04:04 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Actually, Fetlife's pretty awesome. It's a great place to bilk desperate old rich guys out of millions of dollars just by sitting on balloons covered in shaving cream until they pop.
I mean, so I've heard.....
"Millions? For popping balloons, cunt? ... Huh."
Noah. I don't think people are going to want to watch you sit on balloons.
re:Twitter are a bunch of shit cunts who can't handle my b... - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 10-08-2019
(10-08-2019, 03:55 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Oh wow, it sounds like Robbie Bourbon is trying to challenge me to something he's gonna forget to show up for."
Eh, nobody really remembers you Noah until you show up and holler 'cunt' half a dozen times and make a forced meme of yourself.
Just because finding something better to do than have a match with you, like, I dunno, putting loose change into rolls, or sharpening hammers, is so easy to do doesn't mean you have to point it out and throw yourself a pity party. Plenty of people find you cringey already and contemplate how low humanity can get as is.
Like, my day was splendid up until you showed up like a vulgar adult from a Peanuts cartoon, all "Wah wah wahwah wah cunt wah wah wahwhawah cunt wahwah wah", and having heard that I feel proud of delusional homeless people who drink mouth wash, because I see them and realize they accomplish things in their lives you never will.