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Soldier, just ignore this. Go smoke a bowl, chill. This isn't important, man.
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Noah Jackson Offline
Push Fuzz... I mean the Sick Cunts

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Post: #1
08-29-2019 05:51 AM

Noah Jackson hides in the bushes concocting his most brilliant to date. In the street lies a pound of black tar heroin. How did Noah get this?

Fuck you, that's how.

Above the heroin is a cardboard box resting upon a stick.

And on that stick.

A fishing line is attached.

And holding THAT fishing wire is Noah Jackson.

The smartest cunt alive.

Noah stays still and silent waiting for his victim. Slowly Unknown Soldier comes around the corner to take a piss break from the perpetual pinning predicament that he and Vinne Lane are involved in. He spots the heroin and Noah, hoping he didn't miss the part where Soldier got clean at some point in, grins to himself.

Soldier licks his lips glaring at the package (unless this isn't canon in his story anymore which Noah is still to get through. In which case the heroin has been replaced with a delicious hamburger like how American studios used to dub over Japanese things like sushi and tentacle porn.)

Soldier dives on the heroin (or burger!) and Noah pulls at the wire trapping Soldier underneath the box!

It rattles and shakes violently as he tries to break free from his cardboard prison but Noah with grace and agility leaps through the air and belly flops onto the box, pinning the champ!

"Hand it over, cunt! Give someone else a turn!"

A ref slides into view.





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W | L | D
19 | 9 | 5

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment

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Post: #2
08-29-2019 06:04 AM

Soldier kicks out and grabs both the burger and the black tar heroin. He puts the heroine on his burger and starts going to town on it. Adds some ketchup and mustard and really makes a meal out of it. Swallowing the entire thing whole in a matter of milliseconds. Soldier then slams a whole cup full of cunt juice that was sitting next to him. You may be wondering where he would be able to find that many female fluids and the answers are quite simple. He's friends with Peter Gilmour and everyone knows that when Peter just walks past chics they get wet in their panties. Hence; cunt juice. Some villains drink tears. Soldier drinks cunt juice. Soldier then slams the cardboard box over Noah's head and kicks him down a flight of stairs.

"Me no share!"

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XWF Record
51 - 9 - 1

1 (X) Universal Champion
4 (X) Xtreme Champion
1 (X) United States Champion
1 (X) Tag Team Champion (w/ Doctor Louis D'ville)
1 (X) Trio Champion ( w/ Peter Gilmour and Poppa Feder)
Lethal Lottery 3 Winner
2 (X) Superstar of the Month
1 (X) Federweight Champion
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Noah Jackson (08-29-2019)
"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Online now or has been in the last 30 mins
The Guy

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(cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)

Post: #3
08-29-2019 06:08 AM

Ah man, I really thought Noah was gonna convince him to ignore it!

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