08-29-2019, 04:51 AM
Noah Jackson hides in the bushes concocting his most brilliant to date. In the street lies a pound of black tar heroin. How did Noah get this?
Fuck you, that's how.
Above the heroin is a cardboard box resting upon a stick.
And on that stick.
A fishing line is attached.
And holding THAT fishing wire is Noah Jackson.
The smartest cunt alive.
Noah stays still and silent waiting for his victim. Slowly Unknown Soldier comes around the corner to take a piss break from the perpetual pinning predicament that he and Vinne Lane are involved in. He spots the heroin and Noah, hoping he didn't miss the part where Soldier got clean at some point in, grins to himself.
Soldier licks his lips glaring at the package (unless this isn't canon in his story anymore which Noah is still to get through. In which case the heroin has been replaced with a delicious hamburger like how American studios used to dub over Japanese things like sushi and tentacle porn.)
Soldier dives on the heroin (or burger!) and Noah pulls at the wire trapping Soldier underneath the box!
It rattles and shakes violently as he tries to break free from his cardboard prison but Noah with grace and agility leaps through the air and belly flops onto the box, pinning the champ!
"Hand it over, cunt! Give someone else a turn!"
A ref slides into view.
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Fuck you, that's how.
Above the heroin is a cardboard box resting upon a stick.
And on that stick.
A fishing line is attached.
And holding THAT fishing wire is Noah Jackson.
The smartest cunt alive.
Noah stays still and silent waiting for his victim. Slowly Unknown Soldier comes around the corner to take a piss break from the perpetual pinning predicament that he and Vinne Lane are involved in. He spots the heroin and Noah, hoping he didn't miss the part where Soldier got clean at some point in, grins to himself.
Soldier licks his lips glaring at the package (unless this isn't canon in his story anymore which Noah is still to get through. In which case the heroin has been replaced with a delicious hamburger like how American studios used to dub over Japanese things like sushi and tentacle porn.)
Soldier dives on the heroin (or burger!) and Noah pulls at the wire trapping Soldier underneath the box!
It rattles and shakes violently as he tries to break free from his cardboard prison but Noah with grace and agility leaps through the air and belly flops onto the box, pinning the champ!
"Hand it over, cunt! Give someone else a turn!"
A ref slides into view.
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