Event posted by Vincent Lane
Rock n' Rolling XWF Owner and Megastar
APRIL 1ST, 2017
LIVE! FROM JEFFERSON JACKSON'S HOTEL SEXY TIME PARTY!
INSIDE OF A RUN DOWN HUT IN TIJUANA, MEXICOOOO!
APRIL FOOLS!
LIVE! FROM THE RUNGARDO 1ST OF MAY STADIUM
IN PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA Largest Arena In The World
WITH MUSICAL STYLINGS FROM...
WHILE INSIDE A REAL VOLCANO...
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Pre-Show Kickoff Bout Singles Match DANNY IMPERIAL
- vs - SCULLY PER RULE: Open Challenge Standard Match * 1 0n 1
MATCH TYPE: Single Fall * DQ * Submissions * Count Outs
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BACKSTORY - vs - These two felt left out of the big draw. So Vinnie arranged a match where they could open the show. Can former X-Treme and Universal Champion Scully reassert himself as one of XWF's main players? Will Danny Imperial make good on his promises to flatten every member of the roster? If so, starting with Scully seems like the place to go. Can it be THAT easy?
BACKSTORY - vs - - vs - After an epic battle on Warfare, Duke and Broken Oswald look to be on another collision course. But this time in a truly X-Treme Paul Heyman special House of Horror's match. Will the result be the same? Or can the Doctor throw a new prescription into their paths?
PER RULE: Heavy MetalWeight Champion * Every Man for Himself
MATCH TYPE: 6 Man * Two Start * Single Elimination by Elimination Until One Left
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BACKSTORY - vs - - vs - - vs - - vs - - vs - A mixed bag of names and faces have a unique opportunity to claim the Heaviest prize in XWF. Will some of the XWF faithful rise to the occasion, or will new blood take advantage and make a name for itself? Can up and coming talent defeat experience, or will the aggression not stand to win the Championship?
Third Match X-Treme Death Match F'N PETER GILMOUR
- vs - MICHEAL GRAVES PER RULE: One on One Bout * X-Treme Death Rules
MATCH TYPE: If You Don't Know The Rules * Your Ass Better Call Somebody
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BACKSTORY - vs - Two men who have had storied careers in different ways. Peter Gilmour, the local landmine, capable of exploding at any second; and Micheal Graves, a man who's former darkness it only eclipsed by his newly found eternal light. Will Gilmour makes Graves hurt in his favorite match, or will Micheal piss all over Peter's defeated body?
Fourth Match Dog Collar Match MICHAEL MCBRIDE
- vs - THOMAS NIXON PER RULE: Chained Together By Dog Collars * 1 on 1
MATCH TYPE: Single Fall * Loser Quits OR is Knocked Out
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BACKSTORY - vs - An interesting wager involving Guppy played right into the hands of the Lethal Lottery format, as Michael McBride, and Thomas Nixon are drawn together once again to settle the score. Will this be a Irish brawl, or will preservation reign supreme? What will happen when these men are connected... with steel chain-link attached to dog collars? Who's big bet will pay off, and which one of these XWF stud's will walk away with the metaphorical jackpot?
BACKSTORY - vs - - vs - - vs - On an epic Savage, Tidbits pushed Robbie as far as he could go... now they get another crack at each other; just as LJ Havok intends on bringing the house down with the Title on the line! Will new Ax3 member Robert Main's plan for ascension through the ranks of XWF become reality? Or will Mr.Tidbits or Robbie Bourbon get angry?
CO-MAIN EVENT Lethal Lottery Finals "THE CEREAL KILLER" CARDYN TIBERIUS
& DOLLY WATERS
- vs - MISTER F'N DOMINANCE TRAX
& JIM CAEDUS PER RULE: Tag Team Bout * 2 on 2
MATCH TYPE: Single Fall * Winners Face Partner For The Briefcase
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BACKSTORY & - vs - & These four have battled many paths to make it to the final match for the BRIEFCASE! The first, had a triumphant return on Warfare after months of exile. The second, is Television Champion and has been dominating XWF on all shows. Another, is a consistent top performer looking for and edge to finally claim his top spot. And, other last, is Cadryn Tiberius. Enough said. Can Waters and Tiberius beat the red hot Caedus and sly Trax, or will the dominance get the best of Dolly and Cadryn? Which teammates will face a raised hand, before having to put the other down?
BACKSTORY - vs - A tale as old as time. But which will be beauty, and which is the beast? Storied rivals forced to work together. Embracing it and becoming a prolific tag team of Icons... then, betrayal. A loss in Lethal Lotto Round 1, couple by finger pointing and blame. Will these two simmer down the flames, or will one of them implode allowing the other to walk out... Universal.
"GOOD LUCK BABIES"
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