...A meth addict and satanist asleep in the hallway of {insert random arena name here}. So of course I do what any upstanding man would do. I politely place one finger atop of the passed out man known as Unknown Soldier and quietly motion for an officially sanctioned XWF referee to come in and make a quiet count.


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Soldier kicks out and then shoves a giant eyeball up the watcher's ass.

Vincent does a double take as he walks by the X-Treme Hallway, puffing on his vape.


Nah, that doesn't make any sense.


He walks by, but comes back again to make sure. He sees the dessicated carcass of Unknown Soldier twitching like a dog dreaming about running through a field - only in this case apparently dreaming of stuffing eyeballs into anuses.


Well, this is awkward.


Vincent reaches into a nearby locker and pulls out Sebastian Dukes kneepads, then gets down on the floor and slaps his hand down.



Three?

Winner and NEW X-Treme Champion - THE WATCHER

Say Whaaaaat?

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(10-26-2016, 05:23 AM)Vincent Lane Said: Vincent does a double take as he walks by the X-Treme Hallway, puffing on his vape.


Nah, that doesn't make any sense.


He walks by, but comes back again to make sure. He sees the dessicated carcass of Unknown Soldier twitching like a dog dreaming about running through a field - only in this case apparently dreaming of stuffing eyeballs into anuses.


Well, this is awkward.


Vincent reaches into a nearby locker and pulls out Sebastian Dukes kneepads, then gets down on the floor and slaps his hand down.



Three?

Winner and NEW X-Treme Champion - THE WATCHER

"Vaping is for Lane. The fuck is wrong with you?"