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Joey Wheel-and-Dealer · (12-28-2021)

OOC: Odds are at the bottom.

"-nd we're live, Mr. Wheel-and-Dealer."

"Don'tcha think I already know that, 'Trice? We haven't done one o' dese in a looooong time and ol' Joey's got some debts to pay! And I'm not talking about the attorney fees. Geez, you allegedly commit a little itty-bitty Willful Failure and all of a sudden, ya got da feds breathin' down ya neck for months!"

"Boss, even I know you're smart enough not think years of tax fraud is a small thing."

"ALLEGED! ALLEGED TAX FRAUD! 'Trice, I get one show back- ONE- and in the first minute you're going on about this slander that you don't really know about! You don't know! These people don't tune in for your opinion and quite frankly- that's right- quite frankly, if you still wanna pay your taxes, as we all legally should, maybe you should pipe down for a bit. You thought about that 'Trice?"

"Fine, si-"

"See, what that sounds like is talking and what I wanna hear is some silence. Are we clear?"

"..."

"Oh, wonderful."

"Welcome back to The WaD's Odds! It's been a while and your ol' pal The WaD has had quite a year. Unfortunately, the only fights I've been investin' in as of late were legal battles, but all that is about to change as I give y'all some delicious and big stake odds for this upcoming XWF show! This is gonna be a bigun' folks because this time, we're takin' bets on a...!"

"A episode of Warfare. One of their normal shows. Jesus, they coulda tried to make me feel a little more special considerin' it's the end o' the year and all, but I get it. The only price ol' crooked Theo can afford is his last fuckin' name! Let's get this over with. Good God, I finally get my groove back and the biggest thing they give me is "the Duke Family Celebration! The fuck is that 'sposed to mean? Are they gonna do a parade to war crimes and mediocre television?"

"'Kay, first off we got a triple threat with Jay Omega, Lycana, and Mercy. No disrespect to Jay and Mercy, but Lycana has been a genuine, bonafide Universal Title contender for the majority of the year! I just can't imagine they'll be able to take her down. She's got the tools, she's got the will, hell, she probably still has a membership to Spencer's! This is one dangerous lady we're talkin' 'bout! However, Mercy and Omega, aren't completely out of things, 'specially considering a triple threat gives a lot of opportunities for an upset. Ultimately, Lycana gets the favor, but don't sleep on these two at all."

"Next up, we gots Centurion facing HGH. Now, I know it's trendy to shit all over Cent, I mean, the guy's had more marital problems than I've got baseless accusations from the IRS, but he's still a legend for a reason. This HGH kid could be all that for this next generation, but that's yet to be proven. Plus, it'll be a cold day in hell when I put someone whose initials read like an ass cream over ol' Centy."

"After that, we have Triple B's Can-Jap Connect, a series of words I'm not entirely certain is safe to say in a row, versus North Korean Thaddeus Duke and Mark Flynn. Now, the throwback stylings of Billy's pet project are nothing to scoff at, but NKWC and Flynn are former tag champs for a damn good reason. Gonna be a great match, but no way Flynn and his comrade lose in the end."

"And now, a truly painful moment to end the night on. The main event will be the undeniable Rob Main versus a kindred spirit o' mine: Thunder Knuckles. These men have come a long way since their last match, Robert regaining his rightful spot as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time and TK becoming one half of the greatest tag team in the history of this sport. BUT! As much as I respect and love TK like a brother, this kid teams up with the biggest dogshit, two bit, unfit, SACK O' QUARTERS ON THE FUCKING EARTH: CHARRRLIEEEEE NICKKKKLLLLLLEESSSSSS! This Nickles chucklefuck might be the only man in existence to score negative on an IQ test! This is kind of man who takes his shirt off to step over a puddle of mud! This is the kind of man who shits sideways! And now THIS is the company TK keeps now! Well, I'll have no part in it! Robert Main takes it! Hands down!"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go see a fuckin' therapist after being traumatized like this. Place your bets and make 'em big for good luck!"

OOC: The deadline for bets is going to be when the show is posted. It is asked that anyone who knows the results refrains from placing a bet. It's been a while and I hope y'all enjoy the possibility of making just a few X-Bux again! Happy gambling!

-Wednesday Night Warfare-
Jay Omega(4/1) V. Lycana(1/2) V. Mercy(4/1)
HGH(5/1) V. Centurion(1/5)
Can-Jap Connection(3/1) V. Mark Flynn and North Korean War Criminal(1/3)
Thunder Knuckles(2/1) V. Robert Main(1/2)

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (12-27-2021)

$54, 916 on TK.

Thunder Knuckles™ · (12-27-2021)

TK walks up with a hand full of xbux and a shit-eating grin.

THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY xbux on myself.

TK now looks disappointed about doing what he's about to do.

ONE THOUSAND xbux on Cent.

Charlie Nickles · (12-31-2021)

5k on Tee-Kay.

Corey Smith · (12-31-2021)

All of my XBux on Thunder Knuckles plz

Dolly Waters · (12-31-2021)

200,000 xbux on Thunder Knuckles

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (12-31-2021)

✘1,002,923 on TK

Thaddeus Duke · (12-31-2021)

I'mma find your address, Joey. I don't like this slander.

Joey Wheel-and-Dealer · (12-28-2021)

OOC: Please do double check that the full bet has been sent prior to the results being released. Only bets sent in full will be honored. Any bets not sent in full will be refunded or the winnings received will reflect the amount that was sent. Whichever you prefer. I know the site was apparently being a bit of a pain, so just check when you get a moment. Thanks!

Addendum: Don't use this to try and make a half bet to scum the system. I will know and I will be very disappointed in you.

Thaddeus Duke · (12-31-2021)

(12-27-2021, 08:08 PM)Joey Wheel-and-Dealer Said:
-Wednesday Night Warfare-
Jay Omega(4/1) V. Lycana(1/2) V. Mercy(4/1)
HGH(5/1) V. Centurion(1/5)
Can-Jap Connection(3/1) V. Mark Flynn and North Korean War Criminal(1/3)
Thunder Knuckles(2/1) V. Robert Main(1/2)

10K on Mercy
50K on Centurion
30K on Mark Flynn and North Korean Thaddeus Duke War Criminal
52K on TK

And stop being salty because I burned down the house a year ago and you lost your ass.

Joey Wheel-and-Dealer · (12-30-2021)

(12-28-2021, 08:18 AM)Thaddeus Duke Said: 10K on Lycana
50K on Centurion
30K on Mark Flynn and North Korean Thaddeus Duke War Criminal
52K on TK

And stop being salty because I burned down the house a year ago and you lost your ass.

Just count ya blessings that your money's still green, ya fuckin' sociopath.

JimCaedus · (12-31-2021)

12k on Robert Main

Thaddeus Duke · (12-31-2021)

God damn Jimmy, you just want to be broke, don't you?

Centurion · (12-31-2021)

4-1 odds in a triple threat match? Put me down for 10K for Mercy

Dolly Waters · (12-31-2021)

Gimmie 65k on mercy too

NorthKoreanWarCriminal · (12-31-2021)

"Aha! I have always wanted to try gambling."

"Put me down for 1 Million North Korean Won on Comrade Centurion!" (USD Value: $10,000)

"Oh, and put me down for 50% ownership of my final Baskin Robbins Franchise on Thunder Knuckles to win" (USD Value: $47,000)

JimCaedus · (12-31-2021)

(12-28-2021, 07:00 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: God damn Jimmy, you just want to be broke, don't you?

Gang. And I believe in my bro.

Marf · (12-28-2021)

5K on Mercy and 5K on Centurion

Joey Wheel-and-Dealer · (12-31-2021)

OOC: Show's gonna be up today, so for some nice and simple bookkeeping, here are all bets currently placed and whether or not they have been received. Will update to coincide with any new bets. A reminder that only bets you send in will be honored. Feel free to PM if you have any issues.

"Remember, it's like your ol' pal The WaD says! If the bet's unsent, you can get bent!"

"Is that really how you want to talk to our customers, boss?"

"Firstly, my customers. Secondly, my only regret is that I can't talk like that more often."

--For Mercy--
Thad Duke - 10,000 (Received fully)
Centurion - 10,000 (Received fully)
Dolly Waters - 65,000 (Received fully)
Marf - 5,000 (Received fully)

--For Centurion--
TK - 1,000 (Received fully)
Thad Duke - 50,000 (Received fully)
NKWC - 10,000 (Received fully)
Marf - 5,000 (Received fully)

--For Mark Flynn & NKWC--
Thad Duke - 30,000 (Received fully)

--For Robert Main--
Jim Caedus- 12,000 (Received 12,012)

--For TK--
Doc - 54,916 (Received 54,949)
TK - 372,290 (Received fully)
Charlie Nickles - 5,000 (Received fully)
Corey Smith - ALL IN = 40,802 (Received fully)
Dolly Waters - 200,000 (Received fully)
Vita Valenteen- 1,002,923 (Received fully)
Thad Duke - 52,000 (Received fully)
NKWC - 47,000 (Received fully)

Corey Smith · (12-31-2021)

OOC: How do we send it? Transfer to the WAD account?

Joey Wheel-and-Dealer · (12-31-2021)

(12-29-2021, 08:12 AM)Corey Smith Said: OOC: How do we send it? Transfer to the WAD account?

OOC: Yeah, that's the way to send it.

NorthKoreanWarCriminal · (12-31-2021)

"Oh! Haha, my deepest apologies, I have never played the part of a degenerate American-style gambler before, pardon my inexperience."

NK then places into an envelope 1 million individually marked DPRK won bills... and a contract for 50% ownership of his one remaining Baskin Robbins franchise.

He licks it, seals it and slips it into the deposit slot of the betting booth.

OOC: The X-Bux have been sent!

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (12-31-2021)

x1,002,923 x 3 = x3,008,769

Holy Crap! SHOPPING SPREE!

JimCaedus · (12-30-2021)

(12-30-2021, 06:42 AM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said:
x1,002,923 x 3 = x3,008,769

Holy Crap! SHOPPING SPREE!

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (12-31-2021)

(12-28-2021, 06:30 PM)JimCaedus Said: 12k on Robert Main

(12-30-2021, 11:25 AM)JimCaedus Said:
(12-30-2021, 06:42 AM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said:
x1,002,923 x 3 = x3,008,769

Holy Crap! SHOPPING SPREE!

Corey Smith · (12-31-2021)

Hey, I never got all my money you con artist!

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (12-31-2021)

(12-30-2021, 06:40 PM)Corey Smith Said: Hey, I never got all my money you con artist!

Come on Johnny! That was the easiest payout of them all!

Charlie Nickles · (12-31-2021)

If Corey wants Joey's Odd Wad he'll have to suck it out of him.

JimCaedus · (12-31-2021)

(12-30-2021, 06:17 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:
(12-28-2021, 06:30 PM)JimCaedus Said: 12k on Robert Main

(12-30-2021, 11:25 AM)JimCaedus Said:
(12-30-2021, 06:42 AM)Vita Frickin Valenteen Said:
x1,002,923 x 3 = x3,008,769

Holy Crap! SHOPPING SPREE!

Charlie Nickles · (12-31-2021)

You let the guy with dementia place a smarter bet than you, our universal champion? Jesus fucking Christ Jimmy get a hold of yourself before you say something even more foolish. As your good pal Robert Main would say, you look like a real "dumb dumb" now, Jimmy boy. That bet you placed was an absolute monstrosity. Now go crack your corn somewhere else before you lose the rest of your pension plan in this casino!

JimCaedus · (12-31-2021)

🤣🤣🤣

Lemme go ahead and say this so you all- "you all" makin' up the pack 'a dickless punks who for months on end play your little cool kid clique cocksuckery gangin' up because NUNYA got the skill to do shit on your own -you ain't bullyin' shit here. Get me? You ain't shit to me, your laughable strategies are textbook Scooby Doo and I'll gladly humiliate every. Last. One 'a you in the ring one by one. While you wait your turn Charlie, feel free to continue smoking "meth cigarettes" and hittin' that pookie the wrong way in light 'a the fact you're a fake pissant hack who thinks he's edgy "doin' drugs". Oh by the way thanks to you and your inability to ever know when to shut the fuck up, my Uni title defense opponents can now look forward to putting their entire Xbux roll on the line against me and should they lose, they turn it all over to me. 😁 And if they have no money, I'll pick a more severe physical payment. Now close your cum-trap Cucky, keep your head on that TV title, it's all you're capable of around here.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (12-31-2021)

(12-31-2021, 10:16 AM)JimCaedus Said:
🤣🤣🤣

Lemme go ahead and say this so you all- "you all" makin' up the pack 'a dickless punks who for months on end play your little cool kid clique cocksuckery gangin' up because NUNYA got the skill to do shit on your own -you ain't bullyin' shit here. Get me? You ain't shit to me, your laughable strategies are textbook Scooby Doo and I'll gladly humiliate every. Last. One 'a you in the ring one by one. While you wait your turn Charlie, feel free to continue smoking "meth cigarettes" and hittin' that pookie the wrong way in light 'a the fact you're a fake pissant hack who thinks he's edgy "doin' drugs". Oh by the way thanks to you and your inability to ever know when to shut the fuck up, my Uni title defense opponents can now look forward to putting their entire Xbux roll on the line against me and should they lose, they turn it all over to me. 😁 And if they have no money, I'll pick a more severe physical payment. Now close your cum-trap Cucky, keep your head on that TV title, it's all you're capable of around here.

Check your cash app Mr. Caedus!

Lycana · (12-31-2021)

Mmmm... you know, it's kinda strange that we are all getting onto a single person for their bet on a friend when I see $90k worth of "bad" bets scattered throughout from various others.

Funny.

It's almost like... People can spend their money the way they see fit.

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Charlie Nickles · (12-31-2021)

(12-31-2021, 10:57 AM)Lycana Said: Mmmm... you know, it's kinda strange that we are all getting onto a single person for their bet on a friend when I see $90k worth of "bad" bets scattered throughout from various others.

Funny.

It's almost like... People can spend their money the way they see fit.

Go choke on Jim's cock somewhere else you useless tramp. Don't you have another force-fed title shot to go lose?

Lycana · (12-31-2021)

Aww Charlie, I knew I could count on you.

Last I checked I didn't have to go begging and pleading my way into title shots... unlike you.

I call it like I see it, and if y'all are after one bad bet, why not the others? But it's all good, call it me choking on him if you want to. Better than you over there choking at the very idea of facing me one on one like you have for ages now. Kiss kiss, little bitch.

JimCaedus · (12-31-2021)

Hey Charlie, you talk too much. You don't have the cred required to run your mouth as often as you do, it's why you're a fuckin' joke and no amount 'a temporary turn around you pull will amount to shit. Keep pickin' fights with people, you're gonna get that precious Stage One strap ripped off that portly frame ya doughy fuckstick. Go lie down and take another loss for Rel Dixon jag-off.

Charlie Nickles · (12-31-2021)

(12-31-2021, 11:23 AM)Lycana Said: Aww Charlie, I knew I could count on you.

Last I checked I didn't have to go begging and pleading my way into title shots... unlike you.

I call it like I see it, and if y'all are after one bad bet, why not the others? But it's all good, call it me choking on him if you want to. Better than you over there choking at the very idea of facing me one on one like you have for ages now. Kiss kiss, little bitch.

I got 15k on Corey Smith over Lycana. Make the odds, Joey. And if you ever want to wrestle me and not just TALK about wanting to wrestle me, little Ly, you know damn well I have an open challenge every fucking Saturday night. Come get done up the way Bessy' did.

Dumb-Dumb Said:Hey Charlie, you talk too much. You don't have the cred required to run your mouth as often as you do, it's why you're a fuckin' joke and no amount 'a temporary turn around you pull will amount to shit. Keep pickin' fights with people, you're gonna get that precious Stage One strap ripped off that portly frame ya doughy fuckstick. Go lie down and take another loss for Rel Dixon jag-off.

Hey Jimmy, you think too little. Was it a joke when I ended Betsy's dreams of a golden new year? Was it a joke when Tee-Kay left your tag team pahtnah' laying flat on his back with a mouthful of humble pie? I sure laughed both times, but I don't think I saw you laughing. You can yap all you want, but the fact is you're scared to face the bastards for that tag gold and you know it.

Lycana · (12-31-2021)

(12-31-2021, 12:15 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: I got 15k on Corey Smith over Lycana. Make the odds, Joey. And if you ever want to wrestle me and not just TALK about wanting to wrestle me, little Ly, you know damn well I have an open challenge every fucking Saturday night. Come get done up the way Bessy' did.

Boy, you were literally the one who said you would "deal with the blue haired bitch later" when I called you out three months ago, and you've hid ever since. Thought I might actually not have to chase you down like last time, silly me. If I have to go to Savage for you to finally find your balls, we can pencil it in.

Charlie Nickles · (12-31-2021)

(12-31-2021, 12:54 PM)Lycana Said:
(12-31-2021, 12:15 PM)Charlie Nickles Said: I got 15k on Corey Smith over Lycana. Make the odds, Joey. And if you ever want to wrestle me and not just TALK about wanting to wrestle me, little Ly, you know damn well I have an open challenge every fucking Saturday night. Come get done up the way Bessy' did.

Boy, you were literally the one who said you would "deal with the blue haired bitch later" when I called you out three months ago, and you've hid ever since. Thought I might actually not have to chase you down like last time, silly me. If I have to go to Savage for you to finally find your balls, we can pencil it in.

You call this hiding?

JimCaedus · (12-31-2021)

(12-31-2021, 12:15 PM)Out-Gunned Virgin <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said:
(12-31-2021, 11:23 AM)Lycana Said: Aww Charlie, I knew I could count on you.

Last I checked I didn't have to go begging and pleading my way into title shots... unlike you.

I call it like I see it, and if y'all are after one bad bet, why not the others? But it's all good, call it me choking on him if you want to. Better than you over there choking at the very idea of facing me one on one like you have for ages now. Kiss kiss, little bitch.

I got 15k on Corey Smith over Lycana. Make the odds, Joey. And if you ever want to wrestle me and not just TALK about wanting to wrestle me, little Ly, you know damn well I have an open challenge every fucking Saturday night. Come get done up the way Bessy' did.

Dumb-Dumb Said:Hey Charlie, you talk too much. You don't have the cred required to run your mouth as often as you do, it's why you're a fuckin' joke and no amount 'a temporary turn around you pull will amount to shit. Keep pickin' fights with people, you're gonna get that precious Stage One strap ripped off that portly frame ya doughy fuckstick. Go lie down and take another loss for Rel Dixon jag-off.

Hey Jimmy, you think too little. Was it a joke when I ended Betsy's dreams of a golden new year? Was it a joke when Tee-Kay left your tag team pahtnah' laying flat on his back with a mouthful of humble pie? I sure laughed both times, but I don't think I saw you laughing. You can yap all you want, but the fact is you're scared to face the bastards for that tag gold and you know it.

Hey Charlene you have no dick. You also have no accomplishments that impress me and I didn't hear you laughin' when I choked you out in Central Park. Don't forget you're my bitch and as soon as you wanna dance I'ma fuck you like one. Again. And again. And again. Now before you say anything else, lemme pay Mick Foley to record a video message from me to you.

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