Jim "the Jim" Jimson
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin
XWF FanBase: Not Over (the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)
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04-24-2020, 02:56 AM
Jim walks in to see Atara and Shawn going on a cocaine-fueled fever dream, Jim remembers back to that one time he did cocaine, he remembers that time a homeless man dragged his body to a hospital after he had overdosed on coke. Jim thinks about carrying the two back to a hospital, but then he realises that Atara is the X-Treme champion, he pins Jim and starts to whisper some words to Atara
You're a....
Jim has no idea what to say
Atara, you're a dumbo, you big stockfish
Jim whispers some sour nothings to Atara while pinning her
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7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion
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Universal record 13-24
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Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Atara Raven
Αφροδίτη Ενσαρκωμένη
XWF FanBase: Singles, (Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)
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04-24-2020, 04:52 AM
Presumptuous eyes looked up to the bald dome of Jim Jimson and the expression they were set was of a champion fast losing her patience. She tried to be considerate at first, Jim's inexperience clear and his nervousness palpable, but the more he fidgeted and tried to maneuver on top of her the more awkward and embarassing it was becoming and then he opened his mouth....
"Jim, is this your first pin attempt? We don't have to talk. I prefer we didn't actually. Matter of fact, don't look at me either. Just put your hands on my shoulders...
...yeah, like that. Now we count 1....2...and Kickout.
Your done. Money is on the table get the fuck out.
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Shooter Syn
Pew Pew Pewpewpew
XWF FanBase: Very random (heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)
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04-24-2020, 06:44 AM
OOC: HA! This was awesome.
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