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CTN · **09-09-2019, 09:16 AM**

📰 GREY-LACKLAN GALA
Charity Fundraiser

Kenzi & Sarah Lacklan will host a benefit in Coney Island on Friday to raise money for the victims of a house fire in their West Hollywood community.

The 30 August blaze destroyed the home of the Billy (Brenden) & Chuck Winslet. pic.twitter.com/DtQhkLKolD
— 🌏Circle TV Network (@CircleTV) September 9, 2019

Don’t miss your chance to take part in this worthy cause!

No sign up required! Come as you are! pic.twitter.com/E9GsZz4dWS
— 🌏Circle TV Network (@CircleTV) September 9, 2019

Noah Jackson · **09-09-2019, 09:27 AM**

"Will there be a free bar and will I have to socialise with that cunt Sarah?"

Lacklan · **09-09-2019, 09:42 AM**

No. Yes. Shit up and help out a worthy cause 😡

**Roxy Cotton** · **09-09-2019, 09:46 AM**

As the MOST charitable UGWC World Champion there has ever been, I will be willing to make an appearance at your gala for only 50% of my usual appearance fee. Obviously travel and lodging still have to be covered, and my usual per diem, and obviously I'd require proper promotion of said appearance as well as top credit for the event... but I think this is a really worthy cause for whatever it is and of course you're my VERY good friends, so I'm willing to help!

Lacklan · **09-09-2019, 10:11 AM**

How about we forgo your fee and I instead add an archery contest to the festivities 🤔

**Roxy Cotton** · **09-09-2019, 10:21 AM**

You know I am injured and have to limit my athletic activities! Besides, I'm SUCH a bad shot. I'm sure the orphans or puppies or whatever the charity is all about don't want that!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-09-2019, 10:29 AM**

Babe what are you talking about? You have incredible aim! Remember the dart tournament you won? Blindfolded? And that one time you stopped a purse snatcher by throwing a can of beans at him from like 100 yards? You're amazing!

**Roxy Cotton** · **09-09-2019, 10:30 AM**

NOT.

HELPING.

And that second part was Crocodile Dundee! That stupid movie you watch at least once a month!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-09-2019, 10:52 AM**

Such a rad movie. That's not a knife! This is a knife! Haha. Classic stuff.

Noah Jackson · **09-09-2019, 10:54 AM**

(09-09-2019, 09:42 AM)Lacklan Said: No. Yes. Shit up and help out a worthy cause 😡

"Ugh. I'll send a cheque cunt."

Lacklan · **09-09-2019, 11:06 AM**

(09-09-2019, 10:54 AM)Noah Jackson Said: "Ugh. I'll send a cheque cunt."

Don't be a loser 😡

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **09-09-2019, 11:14 AM**

Ha! Noah spelled check wrong!

Ruby · **09-09-2019, 11:35 AM**

I'll make a contribution of nothing but positive vibes!

Lacklan · **09-09-2019, 11:40 AM**

(09-09-2019, 11:35 AM)Ruby Said: I'll make a contribution of nothing but positive vibes!

Oh, so your usual submission of uselessness? Thanks!

Ruby · **09-09-2019, 11:42 AM**

Why don't they just claim the insurance money? It was arson, as was proven on camera. Easy breezy.

Noah Jackson · **09-09-2019, 12:04 PM**

(09-09-2019, 11:06 AM)Lacklan Said: Don't be a loser 😡

"I'm sending you twenty bucks, cunt! That's more than anyone else in this conversation is contributing. Also, no offense, but you're a bit of a safety hazard at the moment, cunt. Burning alive in coney Island is not the way I want to go out, unless I became a member of The Warriors, sadly though that dream is over."

(09-09-2019, 11:14 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Ha! Noah spelled check wrong!

"Eat shit, you xenophobic cunt."

TheHoodedMan · **09-09-2019, 12:19 PM**

[Image: Man-in-dark-hoodie-sweater-A.jpg]

OH SARAH

You are no charity queen

I have proven lately

That you are a charity case
If not a basket case.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **09-10-2019, 09:48 AM**

Ill send a check

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **09-10-2019, 10:04 AM**

"I'm not sure what to believe here. Either this was or wasn't Sarah's house that the arsonist set fire to, but really, it doesnt matter. Home owners insurance would cover the damages. There's no reason for anyone to donate anything to this BS cause. Like, I'm sorry you're shit burnt down, but file a claim like anyone else, and if you didnt have insurance, that's on you."

"Instead of giving your money to this piece of shit, I implore you to instead send that money to a worthy cause. There are so many starving children, homeless people, cancer patients, alzheimers, Parkinson's, and many many more much more worthy causes than this."

"Furthermore, this could have all been easily avoided if Sarah would just stop running from The Hooded Man and meet him face to face like he has repeatedly requested."

For everyone's convenience, I'll leave a link to a list of charities that you can actually feel good about donating to."

Top Rated Charities

Noah Jackson · **09-10-2019, 10:29 AM**

"VV makes a good point. Where exactly is our dollars going? Also, shits in West Hollywood so the fire could have been staged like the moon landing or those pictures of the Earth being round."

"This whole thing is giving me a migraine, cunts. Can someone just set fire to the right house so we can simplify this shit?"

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **09-10-2019, 10:36 AM**

(09-10-2019, 10:29 AM)Noah Jackson Said: "VV makes a good point. Where exactly is our dollars going? Also, shits in West Hollywood so the fire could have been staged like the moon landing or those pictures of the Earth being round."

"This whole thing is giving me a migraine, cunts. Can someone just set fire to the right house so we can simplify this shit?"

"But then she'd have nowhere to hide after I embarrass her at Relentless!"

"Also, hi Noah!" 😊

Centurion · (09-10-2019)

(09-10-2019, 10:04 AM)VV Said: "I'm not sure what to believe here. Either this was or wasn't Sarah's house that the arsonist set fire to, but really, it doesnt matter. Home owners insurance would cover the damages. There's no reason for anyone to donate anything to this BS cause. Like, I'm sorry you're shit burnt down, but file a claim like anyone else, and if you didnt have insurance, that's on you."

"Instead of giving your money to this piece of shit, I implore you to instead send that money to a worthy cause. There are so many starving children, homeless people, cancer patients, alzheimers, Parkinson's, and many many more much more worthy causes than this."

"Furthermore, this could have all been easily avoided if Sarah would just stop running from The Hooded Man and meet him face to face like he has repeatedly requested."

For everyone's convenience, I'll leave a link to a list of charities that you can actually feel good about donating to."

Top Rated Charities

Is that what you did with Shane

's blood money? Donate it to charity?

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (09-10-2019)

(09-10-2019, 11:17 AM)Centurion Said:
(09-10-2019, 10:04 AM)VV Said: "I'm not sure what to believe here. Either this was or wasn't Sarah's house that the arsonist set fire to, but really, it doesnt matter. Home owners insurance would cover the damages. There's no reason for anyone to donate anything to this BS cause. Like, I'm sorry you're shit burnt down, but file a claim like anyone else, and if you didnt have insurance, that's on you."

"Instead of giving your money to this piece of shit, I implore you to instead send that money to a worthy cause. There are so many starving children, homeless people, cancer patients, alzheimers, Parkinson's, and many many more much more worthy causes than this."

"Furthermore, this could have all been easily avoided if Sarah would just stop running from The Hooded Man and meet him face to face like he has repeatedly requested."

For everyone's convenience, I'll leave a link to a list of charities that you can actually feel good about donating to."

Top Rated Charities

Is that what you did with Shane 's blood money? Donate it to charity?

"I love how you act like our entire profession ISN'T based on beating people up for money. So EXCUSE ME for doing what I had to do to make a hefty bonus..."

Noah Jackson · (09-10-2019)

(09-10-2019, 10:36 AM)VV Said: "But then she'd have nowhere to hide after I embarrass her at Relentless!"

"Also, hi Noah!" 😊

"G'day cunt."

(09-10-2019, 11:17 AM)Centurion Said: Is that what you did with Shane 's blood money? Donate it to charity?

"To be fair, cunt, you can't be salty about this. We talked about slapping your shit very openly, not our fault you're a dumb cunt and didn't prepare for it."

"And can't speak for VV but my dollar got donated to the local vending machine for some delicious choccy."

Corey Smith · **09-10-2019, 05:52 PM**

(09-10-2019, 10:04 AM)VV Said: "I'm not sure what to believe here. Either this was or wasn't Sarah's house that the arsonist set fire to, but really, it doesnt matter. Home owners insurance would cover the damages. There's no reason for anyone to donate anything to this BS cause. Like, I'm sorry you're shit burnt down, but file a claim like anyone else, and if you didnt have insurance, that's on you."

"Instead of giving your money to this piece of shit, I implore you to instead send that money to a worthy cause. There are so many starving children, homeless people, cancer patients, alzheimers, Parkinson's, and many many more much more worthy causes than this."

"Furthermore, this could have all been easily avoided if Sarah would just stop running from The Hooded Man and meet him face to face like he has repeatedly requested."

For everyone's convenience, I'll leave a link to a list of charities that you can actually feel good about donating to."

Top Rated Charities

So are you evil now or what?

Noah Jackson · **09-10-2019, 06:01 PM**

(09-10-2019, 05:52 PM)Lux Said: So are you evil now or what?

"Rude. Can't go around asking about people's alignments, cunt."

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **09-10-2019, 06:06 PM**

(09-10-2019, 05:52 PM)Lux Said:
(09-10-2019, 10:04 AM)VV Said: "I'm not sure what to believe here. Either this was or wasn't Sarah's house that the arsonist set fire to, but really, it doesnt matter. Home owners insurance would cover the damages. There's no reason for anyone to donate anything to this BS cause. Like, I'm sorry you're shit burnt down, but file a claim like anyone else, and if you didnt have insurance, that's on you."

"Instead of giving your money to this piece of shit, I implore you to instead send that money to a worthy cause. There are so many starving children, homeless people, cancer patients, alzheimers, Parkinson's, and many many more much more worthy causes than this."

"Furthermore, this could have all been easily avoided if Sarah would just stop running from The Hooded Man and meet him face to face like he has repeatedly requested."

For everyone's convenience, I'll leave a link to a list of charities that you can actually feel good about donating to."

Top Rated Charities

So are you evil now or what?

"Why would you even ask that?"

Corey Smith · **09-10-2019, 06:46 PM**

(09-10-2019, 06:06 PM)VV Said:
(09-10-2019, 05:52 PM)Lux Said:
(09-10-2019, 10:04 AM)VV Said: "I'm not sure what to believe here. Either this was or wasn't Sarah's house that the arsonist set fire to, but really, it doesnt matter. Home owners insurance would cover the damages. There's no reason for anyone to donate anything to this BS cause. Like, I'm sorry you're shit burnt down, but file a claim like anyone else, and if you didnt have insurance, that's on you."

"Instead of giving your money to this piece of shit, I implore you to instead send that money to a worthy cause. There are so many starving children, homeless people, cancer patients, alzheimers, Parkinson's, and many many more much more worthy causes than this."

"Furthermore, this could have all been easily avoided if Sarah would just stop running from The Hooded Man and meet him face to face like he has repeatedly requested."

For everyone's convenience, I'll leave a link to a list of charities that you can actually feel good about donating to."

Top Rated Charities

So are you evil now or what?

"Why would you even ask that?"

It COULD have something to do with the fact that one moment you're acting like a hired knee breaker and telling somebody who loved you to fuck off, and the next you're asking to help control the pet population.

I'm not sure you know what you are....

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **09-10-2019, 07:17 PM**

:ROLLS EYES:

"Oh puh-lease, are we still on that?"

Luckily she was prepaired for this!

"Okay, come on!"

Frustraited that he doesn't instantly appear at her command, Vita closes her eyes and rolls her head reopening them to look off camera.

"COME ON!"

"WHY YOU WANT EDWARD?"

VV stomps her foot with a huff!

"Just come say what I told ya to say already!"

"OH YEAH, EDWARD REMEMBER!"

Edward goofily prances out for the camera, stopping just beside VV with a big goofy grin on his face.

FACE TO PLAM BY VV!!!

Edward looks at her, confused at first by her reaction, but quickly he realizes that he's blowing it! He straightens up and wipes the goofy smile from his face. Replacing it is a fierce look that even the strongest of warriors would likely back down from.

"SHE NO LIKE YOU! MAN WOMAN NEED TO STOP OBSESSING OVER FAILED RELATIONSHIP. MORE FISH IN SEA SO MAYBE TRY NOT BE SO CREEPY. EDWARD WANT ALL SHINNY! EDWARD STRONGEST WARRIOR! EDWARD DEFEAT BIG D BUT EDWARD NO GET TO FIGHT FOR UNI SHINNY!!!"

"Okay, THANK YOU!!!"

VV is quick to push Edward back off camera.

"Yeah so, um... I'm sorry Lux, but you totally need to get over us. I mean, it HAS been like a week and a half. Also, I'm pretty sure that you're like the ONLY person who thinks that I'm evil anyway, and obviously your opinion is clouded by your hatred for yourself for not being able to keep a girl like me interested!"

:giggle:

"Now prove how blinded by hatred you REALLY are by donating to save Sarah's whale..."

:BLANK STARE:

:BLINK:

"Hi Bobbi!"

:INNOCENT SMILE:

Corey Smith · **09-11-2019, 03:27 AM**

You really are all of 17....

Sorry to hijack the announcement Sarah, but this has to be done. VV, I would like to face you and Noah on the Warfare after Relentless. Centurion told me he's game.

Even though I'm so deeply "blinded by hatred", I'm sure I'll be able to open my eyes long enough to kick you in the head.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (09-11-2019)

"You wanna face punch a girl to try and make yourself feel better? Jeez, I'm glad I ended things when I did..."

Mastermind · (09-11-2019)

"I hate to break it to you Lux, but Centurion is booked to face me the first Warfare after Relentless."

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (09-11-2019)

(09-11-2019, 11:25 AM)Mastermind Said: "I hate to break it to you Lux, but Centurion is booked to face me the first Warfare after Relentless."

"Don't mind him MM, he's not thinking clearly obviously."

Mastermind · **09-11-2019, 11:29 AM**

(09-11-2019, 11:27 AM)VV Said:
(09-11-2019, 11:25 AM)Mastermind Said: "I hate to break it to you Lux, but Centurion is booked to face me the first Warfare after Relentless."

"Don't mind him MM, he's not thinking clearly obviously."

"I like your new 'ruthlessness' Vita, it suits you."

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **09-11-2019, 11:35 AM**

(09-11-2019, 11:29 AM)Mastermind Said:
(09-11-2019, 11:27 AM)VV Said:
(09-11-2019, 11:25 AM)Mastermind Said: "I hate to break it to you Lux, but Centurion is booked to face me the first Warfare after Relentless."

"Don't mind him MM, he's not thinking clearly obviously."

"I like your new 'ruthlessness' Vita, it suits you."

:BLUSH:

"Aww..."

♡♡♡

"Evole or die, right?"

TheHoodedMan · (09-11-2019)

OH LOOK SARAH

Your so called 'fundraiser' has been derailed by so many other interesting conversations.

Which just goes to show no one cares about your 'dirty' fundraiser.

It seems Centurion's upcoming benefit is more popular than yours ever will be.

At least he is no liar and doesn't run away from issues.

Noah Jackson · (09-11-2019)

:: Noah Jackson decides to take a break from the stupid bullshit that is whatever this is and goes for a long walk around a public park. On his way he take two large plastic bags and places one inside the other. His airpods in his ears he listens to one of his favourite albums and happily strolls through the park on this fine day.

As he walks he uses the plastic bag to pick up all kinds of dog turds.

Big and small.

Brown and white.

Runny and solid.

It's dirty work but Noah doesn't mind.

He does this until the plastic bags are a good weight. Noah almost gags from the smell but smiles, proud of the outcome.

As the sun starts to set, he leaves the park and goes to an undisclosed location where The Hooded Man is seen being shit.

He sits there enjoying a nice cognac, thinking he's actually a threat or even relevant unaware of how much of a blistering

he is.

Noah takes aim and hurls the doggy doo filled bags directly into the back of The Hooded Man's head. The Hooded Man cries, probably.

Noah produces a belly laugh ::

"That's canon now you shit cunt! Try making a news report out of that!"

:: Noah then runs away while spraying his patented 'Hooded Man immunity' spray so whatever the cunt does in retaliation will matter even less ::

Corey Smith · **09-11-2019, 01:37 PM**

(09-11-2019, 04:32 AM)VV Said: "You wanna face punch a girl to try and make yourself feel better? Jeez, I'm glad I ended things when I did..."

Uhhh, this is Lux, not Corey. How do you still not understand how this works? Or are you just aping Sarah in that regard as well?

Whatever. Your response here says more than a loss to me ever will.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (09-11-2019)

(09-11-2019, 01:37 PM)Lux Said:
(09-11-2019, 04:32 AM)VV Said: "You wanna face punch a girl to try and make yourself feel better? Jeez, I'm glad I ended things when I did..."

Uhhh, this is Lux, not Corey. How do you still not understand how this works? Or are you just aping Sarah in that regard as well?

Whatever. Your response here says more than a loss to me ever will.

"Ha, you act like you're a shape shifter or something. How in the heck are we supposed to know which personality is steering the ship? As far as my response to your weak challenge is concerned. Explain to me what I have to gain from this? I'm making a run for a championship while you're sitting back like a good boy, or girl, and waiting for your turn. Furthermore, believe it or not, I'm not really inclined to cause you any physical pain. Sure, we dated for a minute and now we don't, but I'm the one who ended it, meaning I'm not the one struggling to cope with our new situation and trying to pick a fight in hopes that it will somehow make my heart mend. Oh wait, Lux, right..."

"Regardless, it's kinda dumb to call me evil when you're the only one looking to make something out of this..."

"MOVE ON!"

"ENJOY LIFE"

"MAYBE TAKE A MOMENT TO ENJOY THAT HILARIOUS THING THAT NOAH DID TO THE HOODED MAN!"

"..."

"Isn't he just the greatest?"

Noah Jackson · (09-11-2019)

"Yeah Lux! Chill you joyless cunt. Appreciate how hilarious and handsome I am!"

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