Watcher is walking through a hallway in the backstage area of a house show. Suddenly, the lights black out. Sounds are heard, and then the lights return, and Watcher is laid out on the concrete floor, blood dripping from a cut in his forehead. Broken Hart is standing above him with a crowbar, the tool Hart just used to open up Watcher. Hart speaks-- "So sorry, Watcher. I know you hate to say goodbye to your little trinket, but it's time that title fall around the waist of a rightful champion. Goodnipght, sweet prince." B.H. drops down for the cover;
'The Radical' sticks his head out of his dressing room, then double takes at a man named "Broken Hart" gyrating on top of a man named "The Watcher" pretending to pin him for the Unified X-Treme Championship.
Schmucks. Looks like Lane is on vacation again... they let anybody walk back here, I swear to... Hey, Tommy, is that you under there, can you handle this... I've got Karate Kid 8:The Phantom Kick-Out in my Blu-Ray.
Reno's head ducks back in, Hart looks to have finished his gyration on Watcher's face.
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Tommy Gunn aka The Watcher kicks out of Broken Hart's ass pin and then for good measure grabs a metal trash can, turns it sideways and smashes it over Broken Hart's face repeatedly until it's a bloody mess.
Next time pay attention you cross dressing queen.
Record: 8 - 2
1 x RTX Champion
1 x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
1 x Federweight Champion
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
If Donald Trump was championship president this mix-up wouldn't have happened. Everyone would know who the champions are.
16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
I'm not sure what's happened to Scully's old Championship but someone find it and give it to this guy, it isn't the title he wants but its the title he deserves.
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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:
One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"
The following 3 users Like Mr Killjoy's post:3 users Like Mr Killjoy's post Jakob Davis (11-06-2016), Jervis Cottonbelly (11-06-2016), Tommy Gunn (11-07-2016)
(11-06-2016, 10:18 PM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: I'm not sure what's happened to Scully's old Championship but someone find it and give it to this guy, it isn't the title he wants but its the title he deserves.
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
(11-06-2016, 10:18 PM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: I'm not sure what's happened to Scully's old Championship but someone find it and give it to this guy, it isn't the title he wants but its the title he deserves.
Tush has it?
The weasel looking punk who shouldn't be anywhere near a XWF championship, even a unofficial custom one like The Championship, because I literally retired his ass? Interesting. I don't like people who go against match stipulations, so I'll have fun doing it a second time whenever he decides to pop up if needs be.
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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:
One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"
(11-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Broken Hart Said: Watcher is walking through a hallway in the backstage area of a house show. Suddenly, the lights black out. Sounds are heard, and then the lights return, and Watcher is laid out on the concrete floor, blood dripping from a cut in his forehead. Broken Hart is standing above him with a crowbar, the tool Hart just used to open up Watcher. Hart speaks-- "So sorry, Watcher. I know you hate to say goodbye to your little trinket, but it's time that title fall around the waist of a rightful champion. Goodnipght, sweet prince." B.H. drops down for the cover;
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(All of a sudden here comes drezdin brogue kicking broken hart in the back of the head rendering out cold.)
damn your stupid! I mean I'm the dumbest mother fucker in the planet and that shot right there you made me look hell of a lot smarter than you piche de mare puta!
The following 2 users Like drezdin5788's post:2 users Like drezdin5788's post Jakob Davis (11-07-2016), Tommy Gunn (11-07-2016)
(11-06-2016, 04:18 PM)Broken Hart Said: Watcher is walking through a hallway in the backstage area of a house show. Suddenly, the lights black out. Sounds are heard, and then the lights return, and Watcher is laid out on the concrete floor, blood dripping from a cut in his forehead. Broken Hart is standing above him with a crowbar, the tool Hart just used to open up Watcher. Hart speaks-- "So sorry, Watcher. I know you hate to say goodbye to your little trinket, but it's time that title fall around the waist of a rightful champion. Goodnipght, sweet prince." B.H. drops down for the cover;
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2....
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(All of a sudden here comes drezdin brogue kicking broken hart in the back of the head rendering out cold.)
damn your stupid! I mean I'm the dumbest mother fucker in the planet and that shot right there you made me look hell of a lot smarter than you piche de mare puta!
"Yeah, you go Drezdin! Show that moron who's boss! With... whatever you said..."