(12-04-2020, 06:23 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Vinnie walks in, sees Graves, sees Ozzie's kid, sees Dolly, sees Savannah...


"Aw dude, nope. No way, nuh uh."

(12-03-2020, 05:37 PM)SavannahKnightley Said:

(12-03-2020, 05:26 PM)Broken Oswald Autem Said: "My daughter is 15. If you go near her, I will break your face until you're unrecognizable to the masses. Do I make myself clear?"

A little young but not too young that I would get thrown in jail so tell her to give me a call some time.

Madame Mamushka will be none too pleased about this!!!

(12-03-2020, 07:51 AM)Lycana Said: Lycana moves closer to the Doc, taking a seat on his lap.

I have two things in mind, not to be greedy. First....

She drops her voice to a conspiratorial whisper.

A list of Thad's kinks.

I've noticed the boy will only trim his toenails on days that begin with "T".

While getting dressed for the day each morning he sings a song narrating every step to the process. Usually to the tune of an old television sitcom such as "Step-by-Step" or "Full House".

When ordering take-out, he repeats everything the person taking the order back to them as they do to him. It's an ugly circle of events.

He brushes his teeth up and down/side to side, not in small circles.

He thinks walrus teeth with straws is the funniest thing in the world. I've seen chocolate milk bleed from his nose when Paul Heyman acted this out.

"Wonderwall" is on every playlist he owns.

I will set the actual full list beneath your tree Xmas morning, my dear. I hope this satisfies you Xmas wish until then!

OOC: Thinking of a potential Charlie/D'Ville match makes me moist.

(12-04-2020, 07:24 AM)Centurion Said: OOC: Thinking of a potential Charlie/D'Ville match makes me moist.

Tune into xmas savage and u will probably lose a nut then, sir! ;)

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(12-04-2020, 06:23 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Vinnie walks in, sees Graves, sees Ozzie's kid, sees Dolly, sees Savannah...


"Aw dude, nope. No way, nuh uh."

(12-03-2020, 05:37 PM)SavannahKnightley Said:

(12-03-2020, 05:26 PM)Broken Oswald Autem Said: "My daughter is 15. If you go near her, I will break your face until you're unrecognizable to the masses. Do I make myself clear?"

A little young but not too young that I would get thrown in jail so tell her to give me a call some time.

Panzer prances on over to Lane and honks his nose, only for him to find out he has reindeer horns and a detachable red nose to his nose

"But Lane, don't you know the old adages?

If there's grass on the field, play ball.
If they can read, they can breed.
If they can count to three, they can take this seed.

Y'know, the really fucked up shit that these depraved individuals love to follow as if it's still the 1300s and people had to get on the baby making when they're 12 because life expectancy was what? 35? Even that's being generous. I could pop them back in time, y'know? Let them get the full Black Plague experience. No future equipment, give them the Terminator experience where they pop in front of a crowded tavern naked as fuck and see how well they'll be treated.

Buuuuut, I wouldn't get half the kicks I get out of seeing these folks in prisons, getting their asses beat daily and stabbed by inmates who don't take kindly to people who take a child's innocence away as an adult."

He then honks Lane's nose before teleporting to Doc's lap, arms around his neck before planting a big, fat, wet kiss to his cheeks

"Can I get a few livers from random people? I'm thinking of making an alcoholic's liver face off against a healthy person's liver. See if the liver throws up or plays dirty."

Hey Doc, so I have a few weird spots on my back, I don't know what it is, can you take a look at it and tell me what it is man? Thanks a lot!

Jim proceeds to lift his shirt exposing some of his horrifically unfit body

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn

hey doc can i get a xmas present? something nice u know not gruesome or ugly..

or u can bring back soldier for me ;)

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(12-06-2020, 12:10 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: hey doc can i get a xmas present? something nice u know not gruesome or ugly..

or u can bring back soldier for me ;)

So not a mirror as looking in it would be both gruesome and ugly. Maybe he can use his doctor connections to find you a good plastic surgeon or maybe a disease specialist to help with your STI problems, come on Doc help the guy out.

(12-04-2020, 09:30 PM)Jim "the Jim" Jimson Said: Hey Doc, so I have a few weird spots on my back, I don't know what it is, can you take a look at it and tell me what it is man? Thanks a lot!

Jim proceeds to lift his shirt exposing some of his horrifically unfit body

Sorry Jimmer, not that kind of doctor.

(12-06-2020, 12:10 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: hey doc can i get a xmas present? something nice u know not gruesome or ugly..

or u can bring back soldier for me ;)

Only one thing in this sick world can bring Unknown Soldier back... It's up to you, Peter, to figure out what it is....

(12-06-2020, 12:49 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: So not a mirror as looking in it would be both gruesome and ugly. Maybe he can use his doctor connections to find you a good plastic surgeon or maybe a disease specialist to help with your STI problems, come on Doc help the guy out.

Again, my dear, I'm not that kind of doctor. My apologies!

(12-06-2020, 06:04 AM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:

(12-06-2020, 12:49 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: So not a mirror as looking in it would be both gruesome and ugly. Maybe he can use his doctor connections to find you a good plastic surgeon or maybe a disease specialist to help with your STI problems, come on Doc help the guy out.

Again, my dear, I'm not that kind of doctor. My apologies!

Sorry Gilly I tried to get you the help that we all know you need, maybe one day you will finally find someone willing to work miracles

So Doctor can I have a Pony I have always wanted one but my Mommy always said no and that good girls' shouldn't be riding a pony naked, but I loved the way it would make my downstairs area feel as we galloped.

The Mystery Man strolled into the area, seemingly intent on getting something from the Good Doctor. Just what could it be...? The possibilities were endless - maybe he could say something that would reveal just who he was! Maybe he was going to ask for a challenge to someone, maybe even the Doctor himself! Maybe-

(12-06-2020, 10:03 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: So Doctor can I have a Pony I have always wanted one but my Mommy always said no and that good girls' shouldn't be riding a pony naked, but I loved the way it would make my downstairs area feel as we galloped.

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(12-06-2020, 10:03 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: So Doctor can I have a Pony I have always wanted one but my Mommy always said no and that good girls' shouldn't be riding a pony naked, but I loved the way it would make my downstairs area feel as we galloped.

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(12-06-2020, 10:03 AM)SavannahKnightley Said:

(12-06-2020, 06:04 AM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:

(12-06-2020, 12:49 AM)SavannahKnightley Said: So not a mirror as looking in it would be both gruesome and ugly. Maybe he can use his doctor connections to find you a good plastic surgeon or maybe a disease specialist to help with your STI problems, come on Doc help the guy out.

Again, my dear, I'm not that kind of doctor. My apologies!

Sorry Gilly I tried to get you the help that we all know you need, maybe one day you will finally find someone willing to work miracles

So Doctor can I have a Pony I have always wanted one but my Mommy always said no and that good girls' shouldn't be riding a pony naked, but I loved the way it would make my downstairs area feel as we galloped.

So a dressed pony would be more appropriate?

How To Dress a Pony

(12-06-2020, 11:23 AM)SavannahKnightley Said:

I feel you. Substitute the Ragu for two, eight ounce cans of tomato sauce, a four ounce can of tomato paste, followed by a flurry of basil and oregano on top. Salt and pepper to taste. Add pony. I'm no fan of the commercial sauces either, darling.

Hey Savy, you seem nice and loose. Want to let my buddy have a go with you? A little, and I mean little, romp? He's a nice, albeit bald, collection of men! He really needs some wet and gushy to get his mind right for our big match this weekend.

*Unceremoniously plops on the Doc's lap*

"I would like a shoot on sight order placed on anyone trying to squeeze in on my shot at both the Shooting Star and those tag belts...please and thank you."

(12-08-2020, 11:02 AM)Atara Themis Said: *Unceremoniously plops on the Doc's lap*

"I would like a shoot on sight order placed on anyone trying to squeeze in on my shot at both the Shooting Star and those tag belts...please and thank you."

I can only just promise they're killed, sorry.

(12-03-2020, 07:55 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: It's butt stuff. All butt stuff. His butt, by the way, not yours.

Stop fantasizing "dude", its never gonna happen. And never my butt stuff.

(12-04-2020, 07:22 AM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:

(12-03-2020, 07:51 AM)Lycana Said: Lycana moves closer to the Doc, taking a seat on his lap.

I have two things in mind, not to be greedy. First....

She drops her voice to a conspiratorial whisper.

A list of Thad's kinks.

I've noticed the boy will only trim his toenails on days that begin with "T".

While getting dressed for the day each morning he sings a song narrating every step to the process. Usually to the tune of an old television sitcom such as "Step-by-Step" or "Full House".

When ordering take-out, he repeats everything the person taking the order back to them as they do to him. It's an ugly circle of events.

He brushes his teeth up and down/side to side, not in small circles.

He thinks walrus teeth with straws is the funniest thing in the world. I've seen chocolate milk bleed from his nose when Paul Heyman acted this out.

"Wonderwall" is on every playlist he owns.

I will set the actual full list beneath your tree Xmas morning, my dear. I hope this satisfies you Xmas wish until then!

Some of these are lies!

For instance, its to the tune of the Fresh Prince!

And it was YooHoo, not chocolate milk!