Somehow, Flynn finds the wherewithal to kickout out of Doc's mysterious, non-descript, "actual" pin attempt.

As he does, he sits up to face the camera.

"Every year, across the many wrestling companies in this multiverse, there are annually millions of kickouts."

Flynn pulls out a line graph, showing exponential growth over time.

"Only recently have scientists discovered that each individual kickout produces more CO2 emissions than a car idling on the highway for three hours."

Transition to Flynn in an interview room with a Professor of Environmental Sociology from UCLA. They both look very serious.

"What's the connection between kicking out and the catatrosphic collapse of our ecosystem?"

"Well, kickout attempts involve the exertion of the body. A wrestler's body exerts an amount of waste, methane, carbon dioxide... These emissions add up."

Flynn is nodding the fuck out of his neck, like he's definitely listening. And totally cares about this issue, like a good guy would.

"And as the wrestling industry has gotten more popular, we've only seen the effects of these environmental byproducts worsen."

"That is awful. And how did all these kick-out attempts give turtles the ability to speak English?"

"Well, I th-..." The professor double-takes. "What?"

Cut to Flynn walking on a beach. He's walking a tiny horseshoe crab on a leash.

"Science can't answer everything, like why turtles can talk or why books I'm in the middle of reading attract lightning. What we do now is... For the sake of the planet, stop pinning people. The much, more environmentally conscious solution is to submit wrestlers. No kickouts from that."

Flynn nods down at his horseshoe crab. "Isn't that right, Bartholoshoe?"

Bartholoshoe looks up at Flynn.

"Did you know that Sebastian Duke and Mastermind are both Triple-Crown champions with over 280 combined days of title reigns. Only eight days separates them. If Mastermind ever wins the Uni and holds it for 9 or more days, he'll have officially had a more Hall of Legends worthy career than Sebastian Duke."

Flynn shakes his head, forlornly. "Save the planet. Take back the right to speak from these incorrect animals. Stop pin attempts."