Que super over the top anime show theme!

Scene: Random ass road in the middle nowhere of Japanese place because all the best anime include random ass roads between over dramatic fight scenes!

Jim is traveling to destination on world saving quest.

Full Misty cosplay Atty randomly ass appears and weebs everywhere feel a sudden need to grab their digletts.

Dialogue ensues, probably shouting needlessly. Atty's Japanese dub is a fucking high pitched shrill and Jim's of course is a very deep masculine baritone.

Lengthy explanation of characters goals that also functions as a recap of all the other shows prior.

Pokeball!

She chooses that star thing with the eye that suspiciously like that AI thing from that one sci Fi movie. Also Vinnie's Discord Avatar.

She flings ball and surprise nothing happens because Pokemon ain't real. It was a hard plastic toy and Jim caught it square in the face Marsha Brady style.

Atty rushes in, Kicks Jim in the...oh wait, already used the Diglett line. Nevermind, she hits a Russian leg sweep and covers for the pin!

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