Thaddeus kicks out and gets to his feet. Robbie sits on his knees and looks at Thaddeus who then slaps Bourbon's nose.

[duke]NO!

If you haven't noticed, we're not backstage. We're on my fucking plane, Bob! Not to mention I was just in the ring for like 75 hours! Not today, Rob! NOT TODAY![/duke]

In the cargo bay of the "fake delusional fantasy" jumbo airliner, Thaddeus hits a large red button that has a sign around it that reads: DO NOT PRESS WHILE IN FLIGHT

Kids do the damnedest things.

The cargo door swings down and slowly, Robbie starts to slip toward its end. Sliding and sliding, scratching and scratching, clawing and clawing as he tries to stop what's coming. Until finally, Big Bob Bourbon slides off the cargo door and starts descending into the Nevada desert.

Thaddeus watches as he falls through the air toward the ground.

[duke]Pull your stupid cord you...[/duke]

PHLUPFPH

[duke]Oh good.[/duke]

Thaddeus hits the red button again and the cargo door slowly swings closed.