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Meanwhile, backstage.. - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 06-15-2017
We see Robbie Bourbon, seemingly wandering around backstage after the closing moments of High Stakes II, High Stakeser. He soon sees himself surrounded by a contingent of weird paramilitary dudes, Thaddeus Duke's personal army. Suddenly, he see's Thaddeus Duke himself.
Oh, wow, hey. I thought the Bourbon Men were pretty fun, but wow, you've got this whole evil henchmen thing down to a 'T'. Well, young man, are you going to enjoy some of the more family friendly attractions Las Vegas has to offer? There are rollercoasters, magic shows, and of course HYAH SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Robbie rolls Thaddeus up in a small package, and while harmless, is still a pinning predicament!
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re:Meanwhile, backstage.. - Thaddeus Duke - 06-15-2017
Thaddeus kicks out and gets to his feet. Robbie sits on his knees and looks at Thaddeus who then slaps Bourbon's nose.
[duke]NO!
If you haven't noticed, we're not backstage. We're on my fucking plane, Bob! Not to mention I was just in the ring for like 75 hours! Not today, Rob! NOT TODAY![/duke]
In the cargo bay of the "fake delusional fantasy" jumbo airliner, Thaddeus hits a large red button that has a sign around it that reads: DO NOT PRESS WHILE IN FLIGHT
Kids do the damnedest things.
The cargo door swings down and slowly, Robbie starts to slip toward its end. Sliding and sliding, scratching and scratching, clawing and clawing as he tries to stop what's coming. Until finally, Big Bob Bourbon slides off the cargo door and starts descending into the Nevada desert.
Thaddeus watches as he falls through the air toward the ground.
[duke]Pull your stupid cord you...[/duke]
PHLUPFPH
[duke]Oh good.[/duke]
Thaddeus hits the red button again and the cargo door slowly swings closed.