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*Looks around at the landscape following Snow Holds Barred.

"Fuck it, I'm in! Give me Hixx or a tag team with Aurora. I'm feeling frisky!"

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"I'm in and we better be main event! The fucking match ended with him retaining because there was no fucking decision.

If he's not a child, then let's have our match be like the matches of old. A good old fashioned DOG COLLAR MATCH! Syn, if you think you're all about violence, then you should have NO PROBLEM with this. Nothing's off limits after all, and the only way to win is to pin or submit the other person.

You know in your heart, Syn, that you kept your title because the other ref was blind. Someone needs to look into them and get them so fucking glasses or remove them. We need refs with GREAT eyesight in the XWF."

I'm the fucking champ, he doesn't get to call the shots. Dog collar match? Very fucking on brand that the lap dog feels more comfortable with his collar on.


Tell you what, Oz, because I'm feeling generous. You can have your rematch but only if you simp for me. Tell me that I'm the best, Oz. Tell the world that Matthias Syn is the best Revolution Champion of all-time. That I've elevated this title to heights no one else who has held this belt ever has. Tell the world how I brought out the monster like I said I would. That being in that cage with me brought out the best version of Oz.


If not? Get to the back of the fucking line, Oswald and do something that you haven't done in a very long time... Earn it.


You have 24 hours. Symp for Syn.

"You better be puttin' me in for this shit!"

I’m in.

"...Yip!"

(Today, 04:48 AM)Matthias Syn Said: I'm the fucking champ, he doesn't get to call the shots. Dog collar match? Very fucking on brand that the lap dog feels more comfortable with his collar on.


Tell you what, Oz, because I'm feeling generous. You can have your rematch but only if you simp for me. Tell me that I'm the best, Oz. Tell the world that Matthias Syn is the best Revolution Champion of all-time. That I've elevated this title to heights no one else who has held this belt ever has. Tell the world how I brought out the monster like I said I would. That being in that cage with me brought out the best version of Oz.


If not? Get to the back of the fucking line, Oswald and do something that you haven't done in a very long time... Earn it.


You have 24 hours. Symp for Syn.

"I'm going to say this: I've earned so many title shots in my time in this company. Title shots that never came through for me, because people ignore my wins for the shinier prospects. Now, it's my time to turn them all in. Years of checks that never were cashed in.

No matter the title, if I want it, I will ALWAYS be ahead of the line, because I've EARNED it many times over. Many 'prove yourself' matches. You're new, so I'm going to say this once.

Expect me to be in your fucking nightmares, kid. Because Daddy Oz ain't going anywhere from the front of the line, if he don't want to, and I sure as fuck don't want to."

...Jake nervously holds the piece of paper, dictating his #1 contender's status for the Revolution Title from winning the Fatal-Fourway at Snow Holds Barred.

...But seeing all this excitement between these two more-experienced competitors, he decides it would be rude to interject himself.

"The sq-squeaky wh-wheel may get the gr-gr-grease, but the... er... uh..." Jake scratches his head, trying to remember the phrase.

"...Er...oh! The s-s-second mouse!"

...

"Also! ...Er... gets ch-ch-cheese!"

...

"Maybe the... er... f-first mouse sh-shares it."

That's not the phrase.

Well that's not simping, Oz. 

You don't get to name the stakes, I do. 

So I’ll tell you what, you can have your little dog collar match but when I win, you walk to the ring when Matthias Syn walks to the ring. You're my bodyguard. For the next three months. I've been here long enough now to know that there are strength in numbers. It's simple math, Oswald. We are better together and if I have to beat you broken for you to get that point, that's exactly what I'll do.

(11 hours ago)"Cavortin" Jake Borden Said: ...Jake nervously holds the piece of paper, dictating his #1 contender's status for the Revolution Title from winning the Fatal-Fourway at Snow Holds Barred.

...But seeing all this excitement between these two more-experienced competitors, he decides it would be rude to interject himself.

"The sq-squeaky wh-wheel may get the gr-gr-grease, but the... er... uh..." Jake scratches his head, trying to remember the phrase.

"...Er...oh! The s-s-second mouse!"

...

"Also! ...Er... gets ch-ch-cheese!"

...

"Maybe the... er... f-first mouse sh-shares it."

That's not the phrase.

Stu-stut-stuttering Stanley, I haven't forgotten about you. Congrats on winning an opportunity to stand in front of ME and get your fucking neck broken. I look forward to it. 

(11 hours ago)Matthias Syn Said: Well that's not simping, Oz. 

You don't get to name the stakes, I do. 

So I’ll tell you what, you can have your little dog collar match but when I win, you walk to the ring when Matthias Syn walks to the ring. You're my bodyguard. For the next three months. I've been here long enough now to know that there are strength in numbers. It's simple math, Oswald. We are better together and if I have to beat you broken for you to get that point, that's exactly what I'll do.

"If I lose, sure. I have nothing to lose, everything to gain. If you feel you need extra protection from a stronger, bigger man, then so be it. I'll keep the little passenger princess of a champ nice and safe. IF I lose."

(11 hours ago)Matthias Syn Said: Stu-stut-stuttering Stanley, I haven't forgotten about you. Congrats on winning an opportunity to stand in front of ME and get your fucking neck broken. I look forward to it. 

The moment the champ addresses him, Jake is struck silent.

"Hello everybody my name is allegedly Roger and just like my friend whose name is allegedly Jake Borden allegedly with an R in it which I allegedly made a mistake about once upon a winter's eve, I also allegedly won a match at allegedly Snow Holds Barred with all of my allegedly new sun holds and rain holds and windy-afternoon-at-the-beach holds because as you may allegedly recall I was allegedly not allowed to use my snow holds on account of them being allegedly barred. I was allegedly wondering if I could allegedly have a wee wrestle against allegedly Micheal Graves and allegedly have a chance to allegedly become the champion of all the show that allegedly occurs on the day that allegedly comes after Wednesday?

If he is allegedly unavailable this time round, then I might take a moment to allegedly stay home in foggy London instead of allegedly having a wee wrestle, and I would allegedly rest my weary head upon the bosom of my sweet Molly who is allegedly thirteen months pregnant with allegedly my child."

(7 hours ago)Roger Said: "Hello everybody my name is allegedly Roger and just like my friend whose name is allegedly Jake Borden allegedly with an R in it which I allegedly made a mistake about once upon a winter's eve, I also allegedly won a match at allegedly Snow Holds Barred with all of my allegedly new sun holds and rain holds and windy-afternoon-at-the-beach holds because as you may allegedly recall I was allegedly not allowed to use my snow holds on account of them being allegedly barred. I was allegedly wondering if I could allegedly have a wee wrestle against allegedly Micheal Graves and allegedly have a chance to allegedly become the champion of all the show that allegedly occurs on the day that allegedly comes after Wednesday?

If he is allegedly unavailable this time round, then I might take a moment to allegedly stay home in foggy London instead of allegedly having a wee wrestle, and I would allegedly rest my weary head upon the bosom of my sweet Molly who is allegedly thirteen months pregnant with allegedly my child."

...

"Sure. Delightful."

"Opting in on 'Micheal Graves''s behalf.

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"Allegedly."

I'm in.