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"Cavortin'" Jake Borden Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#1
10-01-2024, 08:52 PM

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Borden pins Waters!
"Earlier, we talked to 'Cavortin' Jake Borden! Let's go now to that interview!"

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"Now, Jake! If I understand correctly, a while back, you fell through a wormhole from 1970s territorial wrestling and traveled through time and space to XWF, the Land of X-Treme!"

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"...Yep."

"Probably the hardest ma-.... thing I've... ever done was go dow-... Through that w-wormhole. Made me feel like a... a worm in its... wormhole!"

"Butyouknow! The thing... About worms is... that they turn!"

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"The worm turns! I mean!"

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"I may not currently kn-... er, be aware of... uh... your new-fangled fut-er... president... er, present day wrasslin'!"

"But, the... uh...even the... worm turns! And this time, it's tur-er, it's gonna turn..."

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"FULL FORCE!"

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dontkickoutdontkickoutdontkickout...
"We recorded 73 takes of that interview. And THAT was the best one."
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Dolly Waters (10-02-2024)
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XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


#2
10-02-2024, 05:15 AM

This is exactly the type of man who will lead XWF into a future we can all be proud of!


Just not today.


Misty kicks out

2x KWA Unified Southern Glory Champion
6x KWA Middleweight Champion
4x KWA Tag Team Champion
1x XWF XTreme Champion


-Dumb Dolly records that no one cares about-

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
3x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory
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