Borden pins Waters!
"Earlier, we talked to 'Cavortin' Jake Borden! Let's go now to that interview!"



"Now, Jake! If I understand correctly, a while back, you fell through a wormhole from 1970s territorial wrestling and traveled through time and space to XWF, the Land of X-Treme!"



"...Yep."

"Probably the hardest ma-.... thing I've... ever done was go dow-... Through that w-wormhole. Made me feel like a... a worm in its... wormhole!"

"Butyouknow! The thing... About worms is... that they turn!"

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"The worm turns! I mean!"



"I may not currently kn-... er, be aware of... uh... your new-fangled fut-er... president... er, present day wrasslin'!"

"But, the... uh...even the... worm turns! And this time, it's tur-er, it's gonna turn..."

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"FULL FORCE!"

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"We recorded 73 takes of that interview. And THAT was the best one."