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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-15-2017)

The following contest… is the DEUCES WILLLLD TWO RING BATTLE RRRRROYALLLL!

Ladies and gentlemen, here come the troops!

The High Stakes II roster begins to file out from backstage in two lines. Some smile from their past success tonight. Some have the look of defeat.

They’ve literally been beaten, battered, bloodied and bruised all night, JR!

This is what it’s all about! Two rings, two winners! Only ONE will earn the right to challenge Jim Caedus for the Universal Championship!

Chris Chaos and Thaddeus Duke have got to be exhausted, JR! Those two literally just fought a losing battle against Jim Caedus for sixty minutes and it only ended like five, ten minutes ago!

RING 1:
1: Thomas Nixon
2: Robbie Bourbon
3: Drezdin
4: Brian Harris
5: Michael McBride
6: Peter Gilmour
7: Robert Main
8: Cadryn Tiberius
9: Charon
10: Barney Green
11: Doctor Louis D’Ville
12: Chris Chaos
13: Eli James IV

The bell rings and its all out war as 26 stars of the XWF battle it out divided among two rings with the goal of becoming the last man standing. 2 rings, 2 battle royals, 2 individuals go on to fight it out to become the new number one contender to Jim Caedus and the Universal title.

With the Purebred Killers a winning tag team tonight, they start working together, targeting some of the guys they don’t know much about, like Charon. The Kings ™ have accompanied Doc D’Ville to the battle royal tonight but no one really knows exactly WHY as of yet. Chaos goes after Robert Main. Green goes after Drezdin. Harris and Nixon team up to battle Robbie Bourbon. Cadryn Tiberius with his mangled arm in a hard cast and a sling stands guard in front of Doc despite Doc insisting he doesn’t need it. Eli James spends the opening moments trying to get into everybodies heads and creep people out. John Madison, out on the floor, tries to throw old Burger King french fries into Eli’s gaping mouth.

On one side of the ring, Gilmour and McBride have Brian Harris precariously positioned on the ropes. With a big heave and a little hoe from the duo, Brian Harris is dumped to the outside.

ELIMINATED: Outlaw Brian Harris

Bodies are flying around and Charon tosses Drezdin from the mix.

ELIMINATED: Drezdin

As soon as Charon returns his attention toward the center of the ring, he’s double clotheslined from the Purebred Killers and Charon is dumped. The duo high fives and Gilmour immediately tosses McBride from the ring eliminating him from the equation.

ELIMINATED: Charon, Michael McBride

With 9 men left in RING 1, Eli James the fourth plants Doc D’Ville in the middle of the ring and is immediately nailed from behind with the hard cast arm of Cadryn Tiberius. Eli staggers then falls to the mat. Barney Green charges… and charges…. And charges across the ring, leaps into the air… really its like 6 inches… and flattens Eli James.

Gilmour charges toward Green and Barney, with his sloth-like slowness, ducks underneath a Gilmour lariat. Pete bounces off the ropes and is met with a Barney Green avalanche. Green turns toward the center of the ring and ducks a D’Ville clothesline. D’Ville hits Gilmour with it instead and Gilly goes up and over the top and down to the floor. As he does so, Pryce strikes the bell with the hammer one time.

ELIMINATED: Peter Gilmour

John Madison, Theo Pryce and John Samuels hop into the ring. Madison places a small wooden stool on the corner and Doc takes a seat. Pryce wipes the sweat from Doc’s brow and Samuels squirts water from a bottle into Doc’s mouth.

After the trio of Kings™ vacate the ring and remove the stool, Doc is refreshed and ready to go.

Doc goes back into the action. Meanwhile, Cadryn, all man these days, tries to do the impossible and lift Barney Green for a scoop and slam, but falters beneath Green’s weight. Cadryn POOFS in the nick of time though and Barney flattens himself. Cadryn however, found himself perched on the top turnbuckle on the reverse side of the POOF. Robert Main takes full advantage and lands a kick to the hard cast arm of the Kings™ Jester™ and Tiberius falls to the floor!

ELIMINATED: Cadryn Tiberius

With Robert Main jacking his jaw directed at Tiberius who is for some reason receiving CPR from John Madison, Doc D’Ville grabs Main by his hair and his trunks and tosses him over the top rope. Main though lands on the apron and rolls sagely back into the ring.

Chris Chaos, unbeknownst to anyone, has been hiding out on the floor for the last several minutes and just slid back into the ring. As Main gets to his feet near the ropes, Chaos nails him with a running boot to the face and Main tumbles over the top rope backwards and falls to the floor.

ELIMINATED: Robert Main

Away from Chaos and the aftermath of the AX3 mini-implosion from earlier tonight, Robbie Bourbon is slugging it out with Eli James. Barney Green decides to join in on the mix and its a three way slug fest. Soon though, Robbie and Eli start double teaming Barney Green and have him backed against the ropes. They each grab a trunk and start trying to toss him over, but Green has a masturbators grip on the ropes. Chaos, seeing opportunity, joins the fray and tries to help eliminate Barney. Now Doc joins. And Nixon.

Teetering…

Tottering….

Leaning further….

Going…

Going….

GONNNEEEE!

ELIMINATED: Barney Green

Pryce tolls the bell once. Again, the Kings™ jump into the ring as Doc retreats to a corner. Samuels lays down the stool. Madison wipes Doc’s chest because he’s borderline

. Pryce squirts water into Doc’s mouth, rejuvenating the good Doctor.

The trio hops out of the ring and Doc is ready to go.

REMAINING: Nixon, Bourbon, D’Ville, Chaos, Eli

Bourbon and Eli go back to fighting it out because that’s what big guys do I guess. Nixon flies toward Chaos and the former Universal champ side steps Nix and Chaos guides Tommy up and over the top.

ELIMINATED: Thomas Nixon

Chaos smiles slightly as he stares at Nixon on the floor. Chris turns his attention back to the ring and walks right into a right fist from Doc D’Ville. Doc continues wailing away on Chaos but the man just went through hell in a 60 minute match and is nowhere near ready for a fight. Chris basically stands there and takes Doc’s best shots. Doc grabs a hand full of Chris’s hair and starts trying to shove him over the top rope when Eli and Bourbon rush them both. A pair of clotheslines send both men over the top rope.

Both men though, land on the apron. Bourbon and Eli look at each other and begin to charge. Bourbon though, puts on the brakes and lets Eli James go it alone. Chaos drops to his ass while pulling down the top rope and Eli tumbles over the top rope.

ELIMINATED: Eli James IV

Doc rolls back inside the ropes and Chaos gets to his feet on the apron only to eat a face full of boot from Robbie Bourbon. Chris Chaos falls to the arena floor and throws a fit.

ELIMINATED: Chris Chaos

Robbie Bourbon. Doc D’Ville. All that remains in ring number one. The two approach each other. Bourbon wants a test of strength and the good Doctor is quick to oblige. They grip one of each others hands and start reaching for the second when Doc D’Ville delivers a knee to Bourbon’s groin. Bourbon lets go and drops to his knees. Doc runs toward the ropes and bounces off. On the rebound, Bourbon springs to his feet and delivers a bone crushing powerslam to the former XWF King.

Bourbon gets back to his feet, nursing his groin and retreats to a corner as Doc begins to get to his feet…

ZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

John Madison uses Doc’s baton tazer on an unsuspecting Robbie Bourbon! Bourbon writhes and twists, trying to get away from Madison and the tazer. The other Kings™ pull Madison away just as Bourbon hops himself over the ropes, unable to control himself and trying anything he could to get away from that electrical charge.

Doc charges toward Robbie Bourbon and uses his head like a battering ram, driving it into Bourbon’s chest. Bourbon loses his grip on the ropes and falls to the floor.

RING 1 WINNER: Doctor Louis D’Ville

Pryce tolls the bell and the Kings™ hop into the ring as Doc retreats to the corner. Pryce places the stool and Doc sits. Samuels wipes the sweat from Doc’s brow and Madison squirts water all over his face, because again, he’s borderline

.

RING 2:
1: Jack Cain
2: Phantom Panzer
3: Madison Dyson
4: The Engineer
5: Mezian
6: Jody Madrox
7: Steve Davids
8: Bearded War Pig
9: Chasm
10: Trax
11: Micheal Graves
12: James Raven
13: Thaddeus Duke

All thirteen men rush to the middle of the ring and a brawl begins with every man seemingly for themselves. As the brawl disperses, we see tag teams like Maddy and Engy working together, giving the business to Chasm and Jody Madrox and Mezian working on Trax. While a few men with unfinished business, apparently, from earlier in the night like Steve Davids and Bearded War Pig, who fought in the Jackpot Triple Threat match and Jack Cain and Phantom Panzer, who battled for the Television Title earlier in the night, duke it out. Then, of course, Micheal Graves and Thaddeus Duke are continuing their own rivalry with an exchange of fisticuffs in the corner. James Raven is the only one left, he stands off to the side away from all of the other battles going on.

Madrox and Mezian are working Trax in the corner, trying to lift him up onto the top turnbuckle and push him out of the ring. Trax uses great resiliency and keeps a hold of the ropes, preventing them from doing any more work. Trax kicks Mezian across the head and pushes him away and sits on the turnbuckle pad, he grabs Madrox around the head and twists around from the top rope hitting a vicious tornado DDT!

Maddy and Engy have Chasm trapped in a corner of their own, doing the same work that the team across the way was doing. Maddy is landing back hand chops to Chasm, while Engy is landing kicks to the midsection. Trax sees this going on and rushes across the ring, he turns Engy around and hits a Trap Silencer on him sending him over the top and to the floor!

Elimination: Engy

Maddy then directs his attention from Chasm in the corner to Trax in retribution of his partner's elimination!

Raven has finally joined the party and is doing some work with BWP on the "King Slayer" Steve Davids! The two men work together for a moment and send Davids into the ropes, they looked to hoist him and to the outside, but Davids grabs the ropes before he can bounce back. He runs towards both men and sends them both down with a double clothesline!

Duke and Graves are at a stalemate in their own battle across the ring, with neither one managing to gain an advantage.

Panzer has the upper hand on Cain now, working him thoroughly in another corner. He tries picking Cain up, but the new Television Champion manages to fight him off. From the other side, Chasm rushes across the ring and nails Panzer with a drop kick sending the clown off balance. Cain spins around and clotheslines Panzer to the outside!

Elimination: Phantom Panzer

As Cain turn around, Chasm attempts the same thing but the move is dodged. Cain lifts Chasm up with a belly to back suplex and throws him behind him over the ropes and to the outside! Two straight eliminations for Jack Cain!

Elimination: Chasm

Maddy continues his battle with Trax, Mezian grabs Madrox and brings him to his feet and they attempt to pursue Trax again. They rush over and join the party that Maddy was holding and all stomp Trax until he's shoved UNDER the bottom rope and falls off the apron onto the floor. Mezian and Madrox then direct their attention to Maddy who can't fend off the attacks and gets buried in the corner.

Duke and Graves continue their tour through pound town, one would gain the advantage for a hot minute before the other gets it back. After Davids took down Raven and BWP, he picked Raven up and grabbed him by the back of the head and throws him over the top rope!!! Raven holds onto it and swings around landing on the apron. Davids follows-up by trying to push Raven off with his boot, but BWP gains his feet and attacks Davids from behind with a stiff forearm to the back as Raven rolls back under the bottom rope to safety.

Duke sees the mayhem across the ring with BWP and Davids and tosses him into the mess causing the three men to collide and hit the apron. He directs his attention to the mess on the other side with Maddy, Mezian, and Madrox.

Mezian pulls Maddy out of the corner and holds him against the ropes while Madrox eyes him up. He rushes in and attempts a running/flying knee, but Maddy buries an elbow into Mezian's gut and manages to duck the knee at the last moment while pulling down the top rope eliminating Madrox!

Elimination: Jody Madrox

Maddy grabs his gut and as he looks up to BETTER THAN YOU from Thaddeus Duke!! Maddy springs up from the blow and bounces off the top rope to the outside!

Elimination: Madison Dyson

Duke then grabs Mezian and throws him towards the ropes on the opposite side, he goes to bounce off, but Trax appears on the apron and pulls the top rope down causing Mezian to fall to the outside!! Three very quick eliminations!

Elimination: Mezian

Trax wears his typical shit-eating grin as he steps through the middle rope and gives Duke a cocky nod from across the ring. The two men go to meet in the center of the ring, but Duke is stopped when Raven flies in out of nowhere with a flying heel kick that knocks Duke into the corner! Trax shrugs and looks around the ring and notices Jack Cain lingering behind him. He manages to duck a running clothesline from the new Television Champion and watches as he stops to face him... Trax attempts another Trap Silencer, but Cain ducks it and picks Trax up in the air from behind and slams him down to the mat with a German suplex! Trax rolls backwards and rests against the bottom rope.

BWP has Davids tangled in the ropes right next to Cain. He rushes right over and assists BWP by lifting Davids the rest of the way and out of the ring!

Elimination: Steve Davids

Raven is going to work on Duke in the corner, Graves took the worst of the collision and is just getting back to his feet again and sees Trax just reaching his feet as well. He rushes over and tries to sneak behind him and lifts him halfway over the top rope. BWP gives Cain a helpful nod and shows his appreciation with a spinning back fist to the side of the head. Cain stumbles back and and is grabbed by BWP and sent over the ropes!

Elimination: Jack Cain

Graves is still fighting to push Trax over and out, BWP notices the struggle and rushes across the ring and attempts to maybe eliminate both men. Graves steps quickly out of the way in a hurry, dodging BWP's attack. BWP collides with Trax, but loses his balance and manages to eliminate Trax along with HIMSELF!!!

Elimination: Trax and BWP

Raven goes for a big right on Duke, but the kid squirts down beneath Raven's legs and just as Graves turns around, he walks right into Shell Shocked (RKO) from Thaddeus Duke as James Raven looks on, noticing the similarity to his own Flight of the Raven.

Duke covers Graves!?

1...

2...

3!

NEW XTREME CHAMPION: Thaddeus Duke!

Duke gets back to his feet and lifts Graves to his. Duke backs him against the ropes, and grabs him by the legs. Raven hurries over to help, and the two dump Graves over and out.

ELIMINATED: Micheal Graves

Thaddeus stands, jacking his jaw at the deposed Graves. He turns.... SMACK! Right into FUCK YOU SHANK which is pretty much Duke's Better Than You. Duke flies up and over the top and out to the floor.

RING 2 WINNER: James Raven

James Raven · (06-15-2017)

Hey Doc, I'd like to make an appointment.

James Raven · (06-15-2017)

Oh, and I won my ring alone... bring your friends if you feel the need. I'd love to get my hands on them again.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (06-15-2017)

Well if it isn't one of Mister Loverboy's ghosts from the past. Hello, my friend! I would be MORE than happy to give you the proper welcoming you so very much deserve. One treatment coming right up.

**Doctor Louis D'Ville** · (06-15-2017)

First you turn your back on your brothers, then you jack my fucking title in a battle royal? Target:Thaddeus Duke

Cadryn Tiberius · **06-15-2017, 02:34 PM**

Apparently, Cadryn had just a little fight left in him. Once again we find our hero with a little more Fentanyl and a lot more Ambulance..

DAWK. I DID GOOD ONCE. GOOD TWICE? NAW. WAIT. YES. GOOD TWICE I WAS. I PROTECT KINGZ TILL LAST BREAF. NO TIME. YEEHAW. KBAI.

And with that loving sentiment, our hero passes out once more.

JackCain · (06-15-2017)

Looks like BWP and I have a little old school military business to sort out...

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (06-15-2017)

Catching up with Robbie Bourbon is none other than Steve Sayors, wearing his disco outfit and holding a corndog.

Robbie Bourbon! When I found out you were Danny Sex, I immediately went out and put on my disco clothes for this exclusive!

Oh, well, shit, anything for the universe, Steve.

Robbie glances at the corndog, and his eyes light up. He perks right up, like a dog having a treat waved in front of him.

Robbie, that was a hell of a showing, but do you feel disappointed with the shocking turn of John Madison jumping you late in the match?

Robbie's smile fades.

I, uh, I mean it was great to see you out there, you were electrifying for this hot Las Vegas crowd!

Robbie looks less than pleased. He snatches the corndog from Disco Steve.

Hey! HEY! That's my...

Shut up. I took your corndog.

Robbie walks off, taking a bite from the presumably incredible Las Vegas corndog.

Fucking puns...

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-15-2017)

(06-15-2017, 02:09 PM)James Raven Said: Oh, and I won my ring alone... bring your friends if you feel the need. I'd love to get my hands on them again.

"Woah... Woah... Woah! Did I just hear that correctly? Now I know all that styling gel, glitter, and whatever pretty face knit wit feminine products you use can make a man all pussified... I just didn't know it also made men act like women as well taking credit when credit isn't due. If it wasn't for me eliminating half the fucking greats in our ring, including one of XWF's tops, Trax. Shit son I accidentally eliminated myself. It is all good I'll let you have all the glory you probably could use it anyways. Sure I'll see you again cutie pie! Remember, Oink, Oink Motherfucker!"

Bearded War Pig then gives James Raven the Degeneration X style "suck it" arm signal with his own spin, both his hands throwing the "shaka" symbol while rotating back and forth. With four slams of his arms and thrusts of his pelvis, he then throws his arms up before blowing James Raven a kiss. War Pig then makes his way toward Robbie Bourbon the less serious of The Motherfuckers.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-15-2017)

(06-15-2017, 03:13 PM)JackCain Said: Looks like BWP and I have a little old school military business to sort out...

Before making it to "The Corndog Predator" Robbie Bourbon, Bearded War Pig catches a faint whisper. Almost like a very weak queef, oh no it is just Jack Cain the XWF 's newest Television Champion feeling the need to speak toward the more disgruntled half of America's favorite The Motherfuckers.

"Oh shit sorry Jackie boy almost didn't hear you there. Now I know gaining gold here in the greatest fucking wrestling promotion anyone could ever imagine up, fills your balls full of pure Red, White, and Blue testosterone. I get it, I've been there, but why don't you just worry about keeping that title past Saturday against Mezian. Then maybe we can square off one on one, two on two, or however you'd like to square off. If you want to get muddy and feel alive hop on in the boar's pen and just see how deadly this old Teufel Hunden can be.

B.W.P flashes a dickish smile while throwing his hands up palms facing the sky while shrugging his bulky shoulders.

James Raven · (06-15-2017)

(06-15-2017, 03:27 PM)Bearded War Pig Said:
(06-15-2017, 02:09 PM)James Raven Said: Oh, and I won my ring alone... bring your friends if you feel the need. I'd love to get my hands on them again.

"Shit son I accidentally eliminated myself."

You could have just kept it at that. It was the only relevant statement you made.

Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (06-15-2017)

Bourbon comes parachuting down and lands next to Bearded War Pig.

Man, have you tried the corndogs around here?

Bourbon detaches his parachute.

Hey, James Raven, welcome back to relevance! Hi, I'm the jolly Motherfucker. My friend here, well, let's just say I'm pretty glad he's my friend. He gets kinda violent, and his kinda violent is really, really violent compared to some others. So, the ways I sees it, you got a shot at the Universal Title coming up, you're going home the hero, how about we leave it at that for tonight.

C'mon, Pig, we're in Vegas. Wine, women, and song abound, and I've got a foolproof plan for the tables.

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (06-15-2017)

"You're probably right JamJam since most the junk that spews from my iron jaw is just hogwash. But just know if The Motherfuckers sniff wind of your metrosexual, pretty boy, bitchassness starting to corrupt the amazing and powerful PEOPLE. We The Motherfuckers will toss a grenade of fuckery right in the middle of your shop and wreck everything! Now Robbie lets spread fuckery among Vegas!"

Thaddeus Duke · (06-15-2017)

[duke]Jesus, McBride. Why are you really tagging with that overgrown child?[/duke]

Phantom Panzer · (06-16-2017)

(06-15-2017, 05:21 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [duke]Jesus, McBride. Why are you really tagging with that overgrown child?[/duke]

"With their faggotry combined, they form the greatest Super Shit Team! THE IRRELEVANTS!

Gilmour hasn't been really been relevant for a while, and McBride... well, he's McBride. He gets to win once in a while, but outside of those times, he loses like the big fucking

that he is.

That's why, Dukester. They're both irrelevant fucks and pretend they're big like the times they used to. Peter once was a great wrestler, but much like a Hulk Hogan or Lawler, people have evolved and can actually WRESTLE, and not be shit at what they do. And McBride... well, he was champion a couple of times, but he loses, practically immediately after winning a title. Just look at the title history. It's always, like, the first or second defense he immediately loses. Can't hold a fuckin' belt for a month, goddamn."

JimCaedus · (06-16-2017)

I can't help a mortified expression from washing over my visage.

"Jesus Christ...so either The Doc or Raven? Fanfuckingtastic..."

The Blue Tango · (06-16-2017)

(06-15-2017, 06:12 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-15-2017, 05:21 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [duke]Jesus, McBride. Why are you really tagging with that overgrown child?[/duke]

"With their faggotry combined, they form the greatest Super Shit Team! THE IRRELEVANTS!

Gilmour hasn't been really been relevant for a while, and McBride... well, he's McBride. He gets to win once in a while, but outside of those times, he loses like the big fucking that he is.

That's why, Dukester. They're both irrelevant fucks and pretend they're big like the times they used to. Peter once was a great wrestler, but much like a Hulk Hogan or Lawler, people have evolved and can actually WRESTLE, and not be shit at what they do. And McBride... well, he was champion a couple of times, but he loses, practically immediately after winning a title. Just look at the title history. It's always, like, the first or second defense he immediately loses. Can't hold a fuckin' belt for a month, goddamn."

Talk about calling the kettle a

.

Phantom Panzer · **06-15-2017, 07:46 PM**

(06-15-2017, 06:49 PM)Calypso! Said:
(06-15-2017, 06:12 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-15-2017, 05:21 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [duke]Jesus, McBride. Why are you really tagging with that overgrown child?[/duke]

"With their faggotry combined, they form the greatest Super Shit Team! THE IRRELEVANTS!

Gilmour hasn't been really been relevant for a while, and McBride... well, he's McBride. He gets to win once in a while, but outside of those times, he loses like the big fucking that he is.

That's why, Dukester. They're both irrelevant fucks and pretend they're big like the times they used to. Peter once was a great wrestler, but much like a Hulk Hogan or Lawler, people have evolved and can actually WRESTLE, and not be shit at what they do. And McBride... well, he was champion a couple of times, but he loses, practically immediately after winning a title. Just look at the title history. It's always, like, the first or second defense he immediately loses. Can't hold a fuckin' belt for a month, goddamn."

Talk about calling the kettle a .

"You still fuckin' exist, Callie? I'm sur-fuckin'-prised that you're still living. Thought someone would've ghosted your ass by now."

Phantom Panzer · **06-15-2017, 07:49 PM**

(06-15-2017, 07:17 PM)Michael McBride Said:
(06-15-2017, 05:21 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [duke]Jesus, McBride. Why are you really tagging with that overgrown child?[/duke]

"Hey, he's a good lad. Sure he's a bit crazy but that's just Gilmour. He's a loyal friend. That's hard to come by Duke. You'll learn when you grow up more. If you look over your shoulder all the time. You're not going to see the knife stab you in the gut."

"As for you clown geebag cunt. What the fuck have you done? Oh that's right. Jack shite. So speak to me when you've done some besides run that pussy you call a moith."

"What have I done? Bitch, I've done nothing, whereas you turned your attempts at SOMETHING into NOTHING! You're more of a fuckin' clown than I am! AND I AM ONE!

Here, have a flower."

PP takes out a couple of balloons, blows some air into them, then begins to mold them, shape them, into a large black balloon dick, but the balls look like the betals of a rose

"Here ya go,

2 Suck. A big black dick with flowery balls, to symbolize how much of a butt pirate you truly are and how much you loooove suckin' that Gilly dick."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (06-16-2017)

Least we won how bout u clown fuck.. go vack to the circus u freak

Phantom Panzer · **06-15-2017, 08:01 PM**

"And yet you change more than my progenitor, GT, has. Seriously. How has anyone not fucking called your fat ass for swapping what you look like all the fucking time? Eat 50 subway sandwiches in one sitting thinking you'll lose weight, get syphillis, and you become Fatmour. Get some exercise, get AIDS, you become Twigmour.

Doesn't matter what you look like, you will never up to your own fuckin' legacy, you fuckin' fat bitch."

Phantom Panzer · **06-16-2017, 12:51 AM**

(06-16-2017, 12:24 AM)Michael McBride Said:
(06-15-2017, 07:49 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-15-2017, 07:17 PM)Michael McBride Said: "Hey, he's a good lad. Sure he's a bit crazy but that's just Gilmour. He's a loyal friend. That's hard to come by Duke. You'll learn when you grow up more. If you look over your shoulder all the time. You're not going to see the knife stab you in the gut."

"As for you clown geebag cunt. What the fuck have you done? Oh that's right. Jack shite. So speak to me when you've done some besides run that pussy you call a moith."

"What have I done? Bitch, I've done nothing, whereas you turned your attempts at SOMETHING into NOTHING! You're more of a fuckin' clown than I am! AND I AM ONE!

Here, have a flower."

PP takes out a couple of balloons, blows some air into them, then begins to mold them, shape them, into a large black balloon dick, but the balls look like the betals of a rose

"Here ya go, 2 Suck. A big black dick with flowery balls, to symbolize how much of a butt pirate you truly are and how much you loooove suckin' that Gilly dick."

McBride took a drag from his cigarette before poking the balloon with it, causing it to pop.

"Ya really love runnin' that mouth, don't ya? Keep doing so, I'll shut it for ya."

"Oh? Shut my mouth? Bitch, I'll make another balloondo, rape you with it. Not my fault you're a disappointment to your Big Daddy Gilly. Do you know what you are? Nothing more than that, a disappointment. You talk big game, but you're fuckin' shite, aren't ya, fucko?"

Phantom Panzer · **06-16-2017, 01:10 AM**

(06-16-2017, 12:53 AM)Michael McBride Said:
(06-16-2017, 12:51 AM)Phantom Panzer Said:
(06-16-2017, 12:24 AM)Michael McBride Said: McBride took a drag from his cigarette before poking the balloon with it, causing it to pop.

"Ya really love runnin' that mouth, don't ya? Keep doing so, I'll shut it for ya."

"Oh? Shut my mouth? Bitch, I'll make another balloondo, rape you with it. Not my fault you're a disappointment to your Big Daddy Gilly, know what you are? Nothing more than that, a disappointment. You talk big game, but you're fuckin' shite, aren't ya, fucko?"

"Hmm, so I guess I'm just going to have to beat the shite out of ya, I see you opted in for Warfare. So face me or forever be known as a bitch."

"What kinda match do you want, bitch cakes? Ya want a Balloondo on a pole match? Do ya want a doggy collar match and the winner is whoever puts the collar on their opponent and fucks them in the ass? Make a fucking stip, you fucking little cockslobbering cancer-patient-to-be."

Thaddeus Duke · (06-16-2017)

(06-15-2017, 06:45 PM)JimCaedus Said: I can't help a mortified expression from washing over my visage.

"Jesus Christ...so either The Doc or Raven? Fanfuckingtastic..."

[Duke]And you thought I was tough. Not every defense will have a bitch like Chaos for you to beat.[/duke]

Thaddeus Duke · **06-16-2017, 09:58 AM**

(06-15-2017, 07:17 PM)Michael McBride Said:
(06-15-2017, 05:21 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [duke]Jesus, McBride. Why are you really tagging with that overgrown child?[/duke]

"Hey, he's a good lad. Sure he's a bit crazy but that's just Gilmour. He's a loyal friend. That's hard to come by Duke. You'll learn when you grow up more. If you look over your shoulder all the time. You're not going to see the knife stab you in the gut."

"As for you clown geebag cunt. What the fuck have you done? Oh that's right. Jack shite. So speak to me when you've done some besides run that pussy you call a moith."

[Duke]All my friends carry guns.[/duke]

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **06-16-2017, 04:58 PM**

Let me ref mcbride v.

clown

Theo Pryce · (06-16-2017)

(06-16-2017, 04:58 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Let me ref mcbride v. clown

General Managers. Please make this happen. Thank you.

John Whyte · **06-16-2017, 05:17 PM**

you dance like a fucking

Theo Pryce · (06-16-2017)

Thank you John. Next time you are at one of our live events be sure to try the Chicken Parm. Peter raves about it.

John Whyte · **06-16-2017, 05:29 PM**

maybe you should sell jokes books instead so your lame ass could learn a thing or two

dumb queer

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