"Cavortin'" Jake Borden
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: Singles, (Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Mon Sep 23 2024
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10-01-2024, 08:52 PM
Borden pins Waters!
"Earlier, we talked to 'Cavortin' Jake Borden! Let's go now to that interview!"
"Now, Jake! If I understand correctly, a while back, you fell through a wormhole from 1970s territorial wrestling and traveled through time and space to XWF, the Land of X-Treme!"
"...Yep."
"Probably the hardest ma-.... thing I've... ever done was go dow-... Through that w-wormhole. Made me feel like a... a worm in its... wormhole!"
"Butyouknow! The thing... About worms is... that they turn!"
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"The worm turns! I mean!"
"I may not currently kn-... er, be aware of... uh... your new-fangled fut-er... president... er, present day wrasslin'!"
"But, the... uh...even the... worm turns! And this time, it's tur-er, it's gonna turn..."
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"FULL FORCE!"
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dontkickoutdontkickoutdontkickout...
"We recorded 73 takes of that interview. And THAT was the best one."
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Dolly Waters (10-02-2024)
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Dolly Waters
Always.
XWF FanBase: The IWC (gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
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Joined: Tue Sep 13 2016
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10-02-2024, 05:15 AM
This is exactly the type of man who will lead XWF into a future we can all be proud of!
Just not today.
Misty kicks out
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"Cavortin'" Jake Borden (10-02-2024)
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