"Okay, so a while back I was told that the XWF marketing department had been put to task to create my very first T-SHIRT! So I was totally excited to see what kind of awesome design they would come up with for me! I imagined something cool, cute, and pink.... VERY VERY PINK!"
"What I ended up with was nothing less than a COLOSSAL DISAPPOINTMENT!"
"Well VV fans around the WORLD can REJOICE! Because --> I <-- have ONCE AGAIN done what I do every time that I'm served up a GIANT TURD and asked to make something DECENT of it..."
"HI BOBBI!"
"So as you may have guess. I've taken it upon myself to sit down and PERSONALLY design the very first piece of merchandise to be presented to the VV-NATION!"
"Now, before we get to the unveiling, we need to take a moment to remember that there are a FEW people in this world who are BONEHEADS and DON'T watch ALL of MY promotional videos! So for those IDIOTS, here is the original CRAP-ASS design that Vinnie had his "team" come up with..."
"BARRRRRF!!!"
I"I mean COME ON! That has got to be the ABSOLUTE WORST T-shirt design in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD! What are we even looking at? Nothing about THAT shirt even feels REMOTELY like it represents ME!"
"FIRST OFF! That's the most GENERIC drawing I've EVER SEEN! Seriously! Look at it, it looks like Lane shoved a pencil up his ass and traced out of some "How to draw manga for beginners" books!" Next, THAT costume? That's NOT what I wear, not even close, unless you count basic understanding of colors as close. Those hearts in the background... Or are those supposed to be two V's? Either way, THEY SUCK, it ALL SUCKS!"
"But not anymore! Because I have managed to capture the true essence of myself, Vita Valenteen! To do that, I just thought to myself, what are the three characteristics that would BEST describe me? Well, I'm cute, yet ferocious, and I ALWAYS play fair!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the ONLY must buy T-Shirt in the XWF today..."
"The Vita Valenteen FAIR PLAY T-shirt!!!"
"Order yours TODAY for only 2000 xbux!"
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1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
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(09-12-2019, 06:07 PM)Madison Dyson Said: If they're inlaid with Lux's tears I'll buy a whole fucking pallet!
"The last I heard from him he was STILL crying over us. I can probably make this happen!"
(09-12-2019, 06:30 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: My super dick shirt sells more 😉😉
"Of course it does! You're probably the most UNDERRATED wrestler of our generation! Fan's LOVE an UNDERDOG, trust me!"
"Also mine literally JUST went on sale TODAY!"
"Also Also... Super dick... Ew..."
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1x Xtreme Champion
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1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
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3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
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Nothing about Glimour is underrated, expect for his undeniable desire for his xtreme title reigns, and having people suck his dick. Also, he hadn't been an underdog since like 2013 before you even trained to wrestle Vita.
But anyways, keep on hustling those shirts of yours, i hear that you can make a fortune on Ebay for them. The fans are too sheep to care about the pricetag.
An Outsider Thug.
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(09-12-2019, 06:54 PM)John_Black Said: Nothing about Glimour is underrated, expect for his undeniable desire for his xtreme title reigns, and having people suck his dick. Also, he hadn't been an underdog since like 2013 before you even trained to wrestle Vita.
But anyways, keep on hustling those shirts of yours, i hear that you can make a fortune on Ebay for them. The fans are too sheep to care about the pricetag.
"OOOR LANE COULD GO AHEAD AND ADD MY DESIGN TO THE XWF SHOP!"
"Sure, I'm hocking them myself out in the parking lot, but a shirt THIS GOOD for a wrestler THIS GREAT deserves a GLOBAL audience!"
"I'm sure it's just some hold up with the marketing team. They probably can't be bothered to make make a thumbnail for the shop or something! It's cool, I can do ALL OF THE WORK!!!"
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1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
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3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year
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Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
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Former Universal Champion
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(09-12-2019, 07:43 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Im not overrated
You're right. Almost everyone knows you suck.
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3x XWF Anarchy Champion
3x XWF World Champion
8x XWF Canadian Champion (Record for most Canadian Title reigns)
1x XWF Hart Champion
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5x XWF Tag Team Champion
2x XWF United States Champion
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"ALL DAY! That's how long I've been trying to get in touch with Lane to find out why my new shirt STILL isn't listed on the official XWF merchandise shop! This is ridiculous!!! We sell stupid vapes and cookbooks, but Lane can't be bothered to take my call and get what will surly be the hottest selling product in XWF history up for sale already!?!"
"Listen Lane, I dont care how many "important" meetings you have today, I'm the fastest rising star in the XWF and the greatest PURE TECHNICAL WRESTLER on the roster. I've already beaten your precious Anarchy champion, and I'm about to do it again, only this time for the title! Considering that I'm poised to become the new face of Anarchy, maybe you should start giving me the respect that I deserve and get this damn shirt up already!"
"Thanks!!!
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1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
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2019 Tweener Of The Year
(09-12-2019, 06:30 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: My super dick shirt sells more 😉😉
Then make a shirt with your actual dick and balls on it or sod off. Don't talk 'bout it, be 'bout it Gilly!
Then come over and take a pic of it
SUCK... MY... DICK!
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Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
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(09-14-2019, 08:57 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Yeah! Do what Peter said and go to his house, pull out his cock and nuts, and take some snaps of it. Use the dog ear filter so it looks happy!
1x Anarchy Champion
1x Xtreme Champion
2x Television Champion
1x Lord Of Violence (March 2022)
2x Tag Team Champion
2x Freestyle Champion
3x Heavy Metalweight Champion
1x Federweight Champion
24/7 Briefcase Winner - March 2019
2019 Tweener Of The Year