Scoops, you can't face the fact that your career in that ring is over. 

It's time for you to go, to become long-lost, to join her.

Allow me to guide you to the next stage of being. 

Allow me to represent you in the Ides of March, just as I represent her.

Scoops just looks at Charlie like he's fucking on one right now, contorting his face and cocking his head to the side in confusion as Charlie randomly approaches him backstage. 

Then, out of nowhere,

With only some marginal amount of foreshadowing,

Charlie kicks Scoops in the gut before rolling him into a cradle pin.

Egads! What a horrifying situation our hero has found himself in! Why, who could have ever predicted that Charlie Nickles would make such a bold, terrifying move on him? Just like he did with... James Shark... and Adam Garcia... and Sarah Wolf... and you know, come to think about it, Charlie really just seems to have no life other than doing this same thing over and over again-”

“Boah,” Scoops McGee spat with venom from the underside of the pin, looking up completely bewildered at his trusty cameraman, Noah, who was recording every second of this action unfolding. “Are you just gonna keep standin' there and narratin' like a goddamn idiot?”

A small silence lingered through the air, before Noah awkwardly cleared his throat. “You're the one that has to kick out, you know.”

Scoops hated it when he was right. He exhaled, but something seemed off about this situation. He looked left. Looked right. Looked left again. Then, the dots connected in his head.

“You goddamn jackass!” Scoops bellowed to Charlie, forcefully raising his shoulder as he KICKED OUT! “You didn't even bring a goddamn referee to come count this shit! Who in the blue Hell does that?!”

As Scoops got himself back onto his feet and dusted himself off, Noah chimed in again. “You, uh... you think this is just from him getting desperate?”

“Boah, I think we are way past the point of just bein' desperate now,” Scoops scoffed. A chuckle soon followed, with Noah joining in too, as Scoops turned back to Charlie - HEADBUTT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES TO STAGGER THE NICKLEMAN!

With Charlie forced to a knee, Scoops muttered under his breath as he shoved him right over to a trash can, opening the lid and shoving Charlie right inside with all the scraps and waste! With Charlie snug within the garbage, Scoops forcibly dragged the trash can behind him, before coming to a nearby stairwell and tossing the can down the stairs with Charlie still in it! 

CLANKACLANKACLANKACLANKACLANK!

“How's that for takin' out the goddamn trash, huh?” Scoops smirked, satisfied with his handiwork before tapping Noah on the shoulder. “C'mon, boah, let's get the Hell outta here.”

The two walked off, in search of an alternate exit out of the building they were in.