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Oi you!
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Kieran King Offline
Unrecognised Legend



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#1
10-25-2022, 06:45 AM

"Hey Guest! I hope you clip your thigh on the foot of your bed tonight and the muscle pain makes you sleep poorly.

F U."


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Accomplishments:
1x Universal Champion
1x World Champion
1x Lord of Violence
2009 X-Mas X-Treme tournament winner
2010 Lord of the Ring battle royal winner
2x Star of the Month (December 2009, February 2010)
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Mark Flynn Offline
24/7 Briefcase Holders get their name in GOLD
The 24/7 Shot!



XWF FanBase:
The IWC

(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)


#2
10-25-2022, 08:53 AM

TO: Kieran King (email hidden)
FROM: mark_flynn@optimalpath.com
SUBJECT: Re: Oi you!

"Kieran King! How exciting! The flash in the pan from 2009 makes a return! Like a bit of grease caught in the side of the pan sizzling well after the dish is cooked! Or the popcorn kernel that pops after you've already finished and tossed the whole bag."

"Unfortunately, there's already a King around here (and it's not Isaiah, the so-called 'heir' apparent). For the benefit of our audience, I'm going to have to insist that you undergo a BRAND CHANGE so the XWF Universe doesn't accidentally confuse you for a King."

"Welcome Back to the XWF Family! And after I beat you, Best of Luck in your Future Endeavors!"

Mark Flynn
The Success Story™
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The Heir Apparent
TITLE - Tag Champion



XWF FanBase:
Traditionalists

(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)


#3
10-25-2022, 08:56 AM

The Isaiah King Corporation Said:"Mr King's time is precious, particularly while in a training camp for the Television title. We understand that as his value goes up, the rats creep out of the woodwork. He is a tasty lil treat, isn't he? On behalf of Mr King's love for his fans, we'll send you an unsigned poster for you to beat off to instead of wasting his time."

[OOC: my forum noobass has discovered your trickery, take my comebacks regardless]

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Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP


WWW

XWF FanBase:
Traditionalists

(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)


#4
10-25-2022, 09:09 AM

How many kings does it take to change a light bulb?

No F'N idea, but they sure like to get involved in challenges not made for them.

Any-way...

Let me guess Kieran, you want to come at me of all people because you want to use me as your stepping stone to mark your grand return to the XWF? Well I don't give a flying fuck who you were then, and I sure as hell don't care who you are now... As you can clearly see, "kings" are a dime a dozen now a days.

Yeah, I know I'm no top echelon talent here in XWF.... yet... but I'm no easy fight either, so if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get, and then some...

I'm strictly Anarchy now-a-days, and in a tournament, but as soon as that is over, I'll be glad to give you the time of day and punch you in your fucking mouth.

[Image: XavierLux2023.png]

In XWF:
13-10-1 
0-4 in PPVs
0-3 in Title Shots

Before XWF: 
3x NLW World Heavyweight Champion
1x OCW World Heavyweight Champion
2x GCWA Tag Team Champion
1x OCW Savage Champion
2x NLW Path of Destiny Champion
1x OCW Paradigm Champion
NLW Hall of Fame
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Atara Raven Offline
Αφροδίτη Ενσαρκωμένη



XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#5
10-25-2022, 09:49 AM

*looks at phone*




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Seriously, guys. Get a hobby. Like roleplay or something....I'm busy watching Darkside of the Promo: The Sad Sad Story of Marf, Myst, Who gives a piss...
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Jenny Myst Offline
The Queen of X-Treme



XWF FanBase:
Very random

(heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)


#6
10-25-2022, 06:00 PM

(10-25-2022, 06:45 AM)Kieran King Said: "Hey Guest! I hope you clip your thigh on the foot of your bed tonight and the muscle pain makes you sleep poorly.

F U."

"Umm, who are you and why do you feel you've earned the right to address me?"
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Finn Kühn Offline
Be the best, or be broken.



XWF FanBase:
Mixed

(loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)


#7
10-25-2022, 06:20 PM

[Image: 6yar9d.jpg]
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Kieran King Offline
Unrecognised Legend



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#8
10-26-2022, 02:16 AM

The Success Sto-- okay I can't even get through that Said:A bunch of words.

"It's a surname, dude. Way to look too much into things. P.S. Not sure you really want to use those analogies when your dish literally took over forty times longer than mine to cook. You and I have different definitions of the word 'optimal'. You do you though."



Man, you're really taking Citizens United to a whole new level Said:"Insert stock text here."

"Shit man, his time might be precious but apparently his bank account isn't. Whichever secretary he's banging seems to loooove responding to me. What's your measurements?"



My head looks like a shaved ballbag Xavier Lux Said:Yeah I'd love to fight you but I have homework to do

"Sorry, Thursdays are for getting my dick wet."



Oh did the wizard give Atty some courage again? Said:Seriously, guys. Get a hobby. Like roleplay or something....I'm busy watching Darkside of the Promo: The Sad Sad Story of Marf, Myst, Who gives a piss...

"Hey guurrrrl, what'chu doing Thursday?"




Should my dick be hard right now? Said:"Umm, who are you and why do you feel you've earned the right to address me?"

"Sorry. Genuine mistake. Nobody EVER wants to address you. You just got caught up in the catch-all cause you won't go away like the rash on my--

I mean.... while you're here... what'chu doing Thursday?"




Sammich Guy Said:[Image: 6yar9d.jpg]

"Roast turkey and cranberry sauce, please. Throw some cheddar cheese on it and a little pickle too. I don't mean that last part sexually."
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"Venom" Xavier Lux Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP


WWW

XWF FanBase:
Traditionalists

(has an old school wrestling mentality; no nonsense; less appealing to some younger fans)


#9
10-26-2022, 07:20 AM

(10-25-2022, 08:56 AM)Isaiah King Said: [OOC: my forum noobass has discovered your trickery, take my comebacks regardless]

OOC: Unlike you, I had to be told what the trickery was... *facepalm* and here I was feeling special... lol

[Image: XavierLux2023.png]

In XWF:
13-10-1 
0-4 in PPVs
0-3 in Title Shots

Before XWF: 
3x NLW World Heavyweight Champion
1x OCW World Heavyweight Champion
2x GCWA Tag Team Champion
1x OCW Savage Champion
2x NLW Path of Destiny Champion
1x OCW Paradigm Champion
NLW Hall of Fame
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Atara Raven Offline
Αφροδίτη Ενσαρκωμένη



XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#10
10-26-2022, 06:34 PM

If the wizard is called Alcohol, Yes Said:"Hey guurrrrl, what'chu doing Thursday?"

"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.
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Kieran King Offline
Unrecognised Legend



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#11
10-27-2022, 03:33 AM

Let’s make sone magic then Said:"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

"You suggested roleplay earlier. Happy to play hubby for the night. Just the night though. James can pretend it's his after that."
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Atara Raven Offline
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XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#12
10-28-2022, 05:49 AM

Not tonight. You have a headache. Said:"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

"You suggested roleplay earlier. Happy to play hubby for the night. Just the night though. James can pretend it's his after that."
[/quote]

Ok. You can play husband just for the night.

I saw your search history husband. It's disgusting. I'm taking the baby and staying at my sister's. Also prolly gonna cheat on you, with James Raven.
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The Nickleman



XWF FanBase:
Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos

(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)


#13
10-28-2022, 05:54 AM

(10-28-2022, 05:49 AM)Atara Raven Said:
Not tonight. You have a headache. Said:"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

"You suggested roleplay earlier. Happy to play hubby for the night. Just the night though. James can pretend it's his after that."

Ok. You can play husband just for the night.

I saw your search history husband. It's disgusting. I'm taking the baby and staying at my sister's. Also prolly gonna cheat on you, with Charlie Nickles.

I like where this is heading, Atara. I knew you'd come back for another piece of The Nickleman sooner or later. 

Do you want to play some games with me?
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XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#14
10-28-2022, 07:21 AM

Atty has left the thread. Please divert your comments to A.I. Atty.

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CLETUS Offline
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP



XWF FanBase:
Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos

(the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)


#15
10-28-2022, 11:11 AM

(10-25-2022, 06:45 AM)Kieran King Said: "Hey Guest! I hope you clip your thigh on the foot of your bed tonight and the muscle pain makes you sleep poorly.

F U."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU TEN-OUNCE SACK O' SHIT"

"GIVE ME YER HOME ADDRESS N' SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW"
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Kieran King Offline
Unrecognised Legend



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#16
10-31-2022, 05:09 AM

"If anyone needs any further evidence if my greatness, look no further than the fact that I just wingmanned Charlie Nickles of all people. Go get 'em tiger."

SOMEONE'S BROTHER-UNCLE Said:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU TEN-OUNCE SACK O' SHIT"

"GIVE ME YER HOME ADDRESS N' SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW"

"Alas, I'm not American so no social security. You can find me at your Sister-Aunt's though. Smooches "
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XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#17
11-01-2022, 09:45 PM

Gotta splain it like he knows Kieran. Through the power of Appalachian folk music...

[Image: T4He3Ie.gif]

Alright Cletus...here goes..

He's just a whooooremongering stranger
Traveling throuuugh all your hoes..
He brings siiiiickness, toilet and danger I'm every seed he sows

Kieran's hoooooome with your mother....[/pink]

Man just made Wayfaring Strange dope AF. Stfu Tay Tay
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Head of the Department of Video Archives
Management Lv. 2



XWF FanBase:
Singles,

(Physically attractive male on every level; can seduce you; that disarming smile; those bedroom eyes.)


#18
11-01-2022, 11:17 PM

(11-01-2022, 09:45 PM)Atara Raven Said: Gotta splain it like he knows Kieran. Through the power of Appalachian folk music...

Alright Cletus...here goes..

He's just a whooooremongering stranger
Traveling throuuugh all your hoes..
He brings siiiiickness, toilet and danger I'm every seed he sows

Kieran's hoooooome with your mother....


Man just made Wayfaring Strange dope AF. Stfu Tay Tay

“Wow... these AIs can sing, too? That's so awesome! How can I get one for myself?”
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Unrecognised Legend



XWF FanBase:
The 'cool' kliq fans

(booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)


#19
11-02-2022, 05:57 AM

THE WHITEST NAME IN XWF Said:“Wow... these AIs can sing, too? That's so awesome! How can I get one for myself?”

"Don't fuck the robots, dude."
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