"Hey Guest! I hope you clip your thigh on the foot of your bed tonight and the muscle pain makes you sleep poorly.

F U."

TO: Kieran King (email hidden)
FROM: mark_flynn@optimalpath.com
SUBJECT: Re: Oi you!

"Kieran King! How exciting! The flash in the pan from 2009 makes a return! Like a bit of grease caught in the side of the pan sizzling well after the dish is cooked! Or the popcorn kernel that pops after you've already finished and tossed the whole bag."

"Unfortunately, there's already a King around here (and it's not Isaiah, the so-called 'heir' apparent). For the benefit of our audience, I'm going to have to insist that you undergo a BRAND CHANGE so the XWF Universe doesn't accidentally confuse you for a King."

"Welcome Back to the XWF Family! And after I beat you, Best of Luck in your Future Endeavors!"

Mark Flynn
The Success Story™

The Isaiah King Corporation Said:"Mr King's time is precious, particularly while in a training camp for the Television title. We understand that as his value goes up, the rats creep out of the woodwork. He is a tasty lil treat, isn't he? On behalf of Mr King's love for his fans, we'll send you an unsigned poster for you to beat off to instead of wasting his time."

[OOC: my forum noobass has discovered your trickery, take my comebacks regardless]

How many kings does it take to change a light bulb?

No F'N idea, but they sure like to get involved in challenges not made for them.

Any-way...

Let me guess Kieran, you want to come at me of all people because you want to use me as your stepping stone to mark your grand return to the XWF? Well I don't give a flying fuck who you were then, and I sure as hell don't care who you are now... As you can clearly see, "kings" are a dime a dozen now a days.

Yeah, I know I'm no top echelon talent here in XWF.... yet... but I'm no easy fight either, so if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get, and then some...

I'm strictly Anarchy now-a-days, and in a tournament, but as soon as that is over, I'll be glad to give you the time of day and punch you in your fucking mouth.

*looks at phone*








Seriously, guys. Get a hobby. Like roleplay or something....I'm busy watching Darkside of the Promo: The Sad Sad Story of Marf, Myst, Who gives a piss...

(10-25-2022, 06:45 AM)Kieran King Said: "Hey Guest! I hope you clip your thigh on the foot of your bed tonight and the muscle pain makes you sleep poorly.

F U."

"Umm, who are you and why do you feel you've earned the right to address me?"

The Success Sto-- okay I can't even get through that Said:A bunch of words.

"It's a surname, dude. Way to look too much into things. P.S. Not sure you really want to use those analogies when your dish literally took over forty times longer than mine to cook. You and I have different definitions of the word 'optimal'. You do you though."

Man, you're really taking Citizens United to a whole new level Said:"Insert stock text here."

"Shit man, his time might be precious but apparently his bank account isn't. Whichever secretary he's banging seems to loooove responding to me. What's your measurements?"

My head looks like a shaved ballbag Xavier Lux Said:Yeah I'd love to fight you but I have homework to do

"Sorry, Thursdays are for getting my dick wet."

Oh did the wizard give Atty some courage again? Said:Seriously, guys. Get a hobby. Like roleplay or something....I'm busy watching Darkside of the Promo: The Sad Sad Story of Marf, Myst, Who gives a piss...

"Hey guurrrrl, what'chu doing Thursday?"

Should my dick be hard right now? Said:"Umm, who are you and why do you feel you've earned the right to address me?"

"Sorry. Genuine mistake. Nobody EVER wants to address you. You just got caught up in the catch-all cause you won't go away like the rash on my--

I mean.... while you're here... what'chu doing Thursday?"

Sammich Guy Said:

"Roast turkey and cranberry sauce, please. Throw some cheddar cheese on it and a little pickle too. I don't mean that last part sexually."

(10-25-2022, 08:56 AM)Isaiah King Said: [OOC: my forum noobass has discovered your trickery, take my comebacks regardless]

OOC: Unlike you, I had to be told what the trickery was... *facepalm* and here I was feeling special... lol

If the wizard is called Alcohol, Yes Said:"Hey guurrrrl, what'chu doing Thursday?"

"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

Let’s make sone magic then Said:"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

"You suggested roleplay earlier. Happy to play hubby for the night. Just the night though. James can pretend it's his after that."

Not tonight. You have a headache. Said:"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

"You suggested roleplay earlier. Happy to play hubby for the night. Just the night though. James can pretend it's his after that."
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Ok. You can play husband just for the night.

I saw your search history husband. It's disgusting. I'm taking the baby and staying at my sister's. Also prolly gonna cheat on you, with James Raven.

(10-28-2022, 05:49 AM)Atara Raven Said:

Not tonight. You have a headache. Said:"I dunno. Wife stuff  Might do some laundry. Might fuck around and get pregnant. Skies the limit.

"You suggested roleplay earlier. Happy to play hubby for the night. Just the night though. James can pretend it's his after that."

Ok. You can play husband just for the night.

I saw your search history husband. It's disgusting. I'm taking the baby and staying at my sister's. Also prolly gonna cheat on you, with Charlie Nickles.

I like where this is heading, Atara. I knew you'd come back for another piece of The Nickleman sooner or later. 

Do you want to play some games with me?

Atty has left the thread. Please divert your comments to A.I. Atty.

(10-25-2022, 06:45 AM)Kieran King Said: "Hey Guest! I hope you clip your thigh on the foot of your bed tonight and the muscle pain makes you sleep poorly.

F U."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU TEN-OUNCE SACK O' SHIT"

"GIVE ME YER HOME ADDRESS N' SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW"

"If anyone needs any further evidence if my greatness, look no further than the fact that I just wingmanned Charlie Nickles of all people. Go get 'em tiger."

SOMEONE'S BROTHER-UNCLE Said:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU TEN-OUNCE SACK O' SHIT"

"GIVE ME YER HOME ADDRESS N' SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW"

"Alas, I'm not American so no social security. You can find me at your Sister-Aunt's though. Smooches "

Gotta splain it like he knows Kieran. Through the power of Appalachian folk music...



Alright Cletus...here goes..

He's just a whooooremongering stranger
Traveling throuuugh all your hoes..
He brings siiiiickness, toilet and danger I'm every seed he sows

Kieran's hoooooome with your mother....[/pink]

Man just made Wayfaring Strange dope AF. Stfu Tay Tay

(11-01-2022, 09:45 PM)Atara Raven Said: Gotta splain it like he knows Kieran. Through the power of Appalachian folk music...

Alright Cletus...here goes..

He's just a whooooremongering stranger
Traveling throuuugh all your hoes..
He brings siiiiickness, toilet and danger I'm every seed he sows

Kieran's hoooooome with your mother....

Man just made Wayfaring Strange dope AF. Stfu Tay Tay

“Wow... these AIs can sing, too? That's so awesome! How can I get one for myself?”

THE WHITEST NAME IN XWF Said:“Wow... these AIs can sing, too? That's so awesome! How can I get one for myself?”

"Don't fuck the robots, dude."