Wait how the hell did I lose my title?
I was never piNned
1....2...

"OMG YOU DON'T REMEBA!?!"

VV nonchalantly wiggles out from under Dax, thus breaking the pin.

Suddenly she springs to her feet, wild eyed and overly animated, VV begins retelling the story of Dax's ultimate failure.

"There I was in the Xtreme hallway looking to meet the great former president and hero to the people, Robbie Bourbon, when I saw this total goof running around like. VV crosses her eyes and bobs her head gently side to side. I'm Dax Harris! I'm Your god! I'm going to be champion forever!"

At that point I couldn't help but wonder how a total dweeb like this could possibly get one over on Robbie Bourbon! CLAP*CLAP* CLAP*CLAP*CLAP* ROBBIE BOURBON! CLAP*CLAP CLAP*CLAP*CLAP ROBBIE BOURBON!"

"But more importantly, I thought to myself, VV, you really need to do something about this! I mean, I am already kinda a hero when it comes to getting gold away from loudmouth jerks who think that just because they lucked into a championship, that they walk around this place treating everyone else like scuzz under their shoes!"

"NOT ON MY WATCH BUDDY!"

"So yeah, I snuck up behind him, which wasn't even hard, barely an inconvenience since he was too busy admiring himself in the reflection of his new title belt. Anyway, I snuck up, reached between his legs..."

"AND ROLLED HIM UP FOR THE THREE COUNT!"

"A school girl saves the day, and Dax Harris sulks away!"

The concentrated look fades away to a look of slight confusion.

"You know, I'm sorta surprised that you decided to make a sequel so soon!"

VV grabs her Xtreme and Tag titles and throws one over each shoulder before turning to walk away.

"Better luck next time... DAX DOOFUS!


BUH-BYE!!!"

VV's pal Jessica suddenly walks out of an hallway where she had been hiding from all of the action. Jess looks to Dax and the official with an apologetic smile.

"I'm sorry guys, really. VV's had ice cream cake to celebrate winning the Xtreme Title, and she gets a little hyper when she has sugar..."

Jess begins chasing after VV as Dax and the official look on in confusion.

:P