Previously on Ann Thraxx trying to pin people and failing miserably to do so......

Everything around you goes dark, with just a spotlight on you. You can't see Ann, but you can hear her as she begins singing religious music, along with many voices that circle you, making you feel enclosed by perhaps twenty people (who are likely to be gospel singers) dispite not having seen or felt them. This feels.... Bizarre.... You lunge further into the out into the dark to attack one, but can't seem to find the exact source of the voice, and can't figure out which voice belongs to Thraxx!

Soldier finds himself in a straight jacket, in a spotlight, and everything else around him is dark. Voices circle him. Actually, not just voices... It sounds like speakers are rotating around him in the dark. Strange. And clearly an idea of Ann Thraxx....

Well, this continues for 7 hours, 28 minute and 6 seconds before the speakers slowly move away, or so it sounds, and then they all swing in at once and...


The lights come on, and Unknown Soldier is shown to be in an empty concrete room, with the 8 speakers hanging down from the roof on mechanical arms. They're all smashed, and the bloodied, straightjacketed Unknown Soldier is laying amongst the rubble of the smashed speakers, as Ann Thraxx walks over from out of the camera's view and laughs. She pins him and says.......


I'll take your title for now... You'd better be at your best by Saturday, though.

How come all the weird kinky stuff in the world reminds you people of me!?

Ann Thraxx must think that putting Unknown Soldier in a straight jacket is abnormal to him and he couldn't escape. The problem however is with this wretched, melodic, and somewhat catchy tune that Thraxx and a group of robots are singing. This is an easy fix...

Unknown Soldier: "SATAN! Destroy their music."

With the power of black metal... The metal with the most annoying and high pitched out of tune guitar possible, it is easy to drown out the sounds of these useless voices.

Unknown Soldier slips his tongue down Ann's throat and cups her breasts.

Unknown Soldier: "Sin Wild's are bigger."

KICKOUT!