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The Engineer · (11-19-2017)

Hey Jimbo, Engy here.

Soooooo, yeah. I've been a piece of shit sometimes. I'm tryin' to do better. But I ain't ever denied who I been. So, I can't even factually argue most of what you said on Savage.

But there is one big glaring bit a confusion I need to clear up.

All that shit you dredged up that Robbie and I are guilty of? You knew about all that. Like, for a while. Like, well before you shook our hands and started callin' us "brother".

So now, all of a sudden, out of the blue you're too good for us? What were you the week before when we were kosher, a piece of shit?

Maybe you haven't gotten the memo Jimbo, but I'm not

anymore. So don't play this virtue signalling bullshit game with me. Don't try to make this seem like you suddenly remembered you were a better person than us. Because that's not what this is.

Main made you a better offer. Fine. It happens. But at least man up about it. Don't piss on our legs and tell us it's rainin'. It won't work. It's not working.

See you at War Games. Hopefully after we're done picking the bones of the Kings clean we'll both have enough left in the tank for Round 2.

Oh, and by the by....while you may have some other questionable attributes, I never said anything about your hairline. Your mane is golden and majestic. You sure you ain't confusin' me with somebody else...?

OOC: Please note this is just to gain heat for the storyline!!

JimCaedus · (11-19-2017)

I massage at my temples, sigh in exasperation, and query of myself, "Lord, why don't they listen?"

I look to the lens.

"Ok, easy there counselor, don't stroke the fuck out over some assumption you've eureka'd your way into decrypting some imagined mystery and solved the case. What about my explanation over a past enduring a wicked stablemate didn't you get? Did it once, not gonna do it again, the timeframe on makin' my decision is irrelevant. Also...using the phrase "out of the blue" is absolute horseshit and most o' the roster knows it. Let's just avoid the tongue-in-cheek dishonesty, sound good? Like your casual admittance "I'm not

anymore". Must we continue to push that, as if the XWF universe itself as a whole is stupid enough to believe a legitimate "

" would ever suddenly (or progressively) not be "

alone "out of the blue"? Do I honestly need to say anything further?

You know goddamn well what I mean about the hair crack and if you've forgotten your own promo content that ain't my concern. I'm also not interested in pointing shit out then wasting time debating on what was "actually meant", I've had quite enough o' bein' treated like the glaringly obvious is supposed to fool me into thinking otherwise.

Oh, also..."Main made (me) a better offer"? What was the offer, "Hey Jim, interested in switching from safety in numbers to OUTnumbered?"? Are you sure you ain't still "

"? Meh, whatever.

We shall indeed be seeing eachother again. I look forward to it."

Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-19-2017)

Ugh.... After listening... He might very well be dumb, dumb! Engy, what on Earth could I have offered Jimmy? Cash, cars, beautiful women? An endless supply of fine cigars and top-shelf bourbon? Cigars and bourbon I do have an endless supply of! The only thing I offered Jim was a friend, a familiar face in war! You MotherFuckers seem to have the raging erection over The KINGS! You need to worry less about them and more about The APEX! Cigar?

Robert hands a Makers Mark Cigar to Jim!

JimCaedus · (11-19-2017)

If there's one thing you never do, it's turn down a cigar from The Omega. The man knows how to shop for fine smokes. Not to mention, he's my bro.

I accept the Makers Mark and light it, inhale deep, and exhale.

"Thank you brother." I look to the lens. "And...there you have it. Any further confusion Engy?"

Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-19-2017)

Jim! It's not confusion! It's pure and utter stupidity!

Robert blows the sweet Makers Mark smoke into the camera while laughing

What's next the BWB! Oh.... Where is my manners! That's Bearded Weak Bitch folks! Or better yet! Hey Jim maybe their fearless leader and Universal Champion Robbie Bourbon will rush to their aid! I don't know why he can't seem to beat either of us in a match!

JimCaedus · (11-19-2017)

"Oh, why, that's easy brotha Mainiac, because the man known for engulfing an entire frozen turkey in a single gulp somehow chokes when either of _us_ winds up on his plate. Go figure, huh?"

Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-19-2017)

An entire turkey? I'm a ham guy! But you seem to have a valid point there!

Imperial · (11-22-2017)

The XWF website prompts a popup no adblocker can stop. The new window covering up most of the screen. A shrill cackle explodes through the speakers, as a half painted face pops on a video feed.

"Why don't you stop jerking Caedus off and focus on what's right in front you, Mainyboy. We don't take kindly to alliances being made when a match is ahead of us, you try and pull any of your dirty little AX3 bullshit again and we won't just throw you off the rafters, we'll find your head a new... Permenant home between Caedus' asscheeks."

The feed cuts off.

Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-20-2017)

(11-19-2017, 11:50 PM)DannyImperial Said:
The XWF website prompts a popup no adblocker can stop. The new window covering up most of the screen. A shrill cackle explodes through the speakers, as a half painted face pops on a video feed.

"Why don't you stop jerking Caedus off and focus on what's right in front you, Mainyboy. We don't take kindly to alliances being made when a match is ahead of us, you try and pull any of your dirty little AX3 bullshit again and we won't just throw you off the rafters, we'll find your head a new... Permenant home between Caedus' asscheeks."

The feed cuts off.

Hey Jim! Look it's that painted up joker Danny Imperial. You know Jim, the guy I've already beat one time! I also tried to kind of kill him! Ugh I failed... That being said! Danny this is no alliance you painted faced punk! This is a brotherhood! Now if your done with this key board warrior shit! The big boys are talking!

JimCaedus · (11-20-2017)

Jim looks positively confused...a lot like Engy earlier in the wake of words needing no further explanation.

".....................Wait, WHO the fuck was that painted hussy heathen? Swear to Christ, I gotta call HQ, somethin' gotta be done when just any jag-off can hack electronic security and hijack- Oh wait, that WAS Danny Imperial, wasn't it? You're right. Heh, my bad. Dude's so goddamn carbon copy I nearly didn't recognize him.

Uh, Danny, kindly take your giddy girly cliché-lipstick-on-mirror-message-sending-yet-you-call-others-uncreative ass the fuck on outta here, we're busy. My bro here will hand you your ass in due time."

Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-22-2017)

Robert raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.

Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

Scully · (11-20-2017)

(11-20-2017, 12:26 AM)Robert Main Said:
Scully raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.

Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

OOC: Sorry to ruin this entertaining convo but you mentioned my name? Haha just a heads up so you can edit it Main. You love me don't you lol

Darius Xavier · (11-20-2017)

(11-20-2017, 03:05 AM)Scully Said:
(11-20-2017, 12:26 AM)Robert Main Said:
Scully raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.

Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

OOC: Sorry to ruin this entertaining convo but you mentioned my name? Haha just a heads up so you can edit it Main. You love me don't you lol

He used the "you" code.

The Engineer · (11-22-2017)

So you broke up with us for some cigars? Even better!

As much as you breathlessly try to avoid the fact Jimbo, the cold hard fact remains that you CHOSE to ally with us knowing full well what Robbie has done, and then later recanted. Nothing in your hyperbolic hopelessly insecure try hard ranting will ever belay that fact. Which means that at one point, you were cool with everything we've done....until you weren't. A decision that just so happened to coincide with Robert Main extending his hand.

But hey man, it's all good. Enjoy the cigar.

Scully · (11-20-2017)

(11-20-2017, 03:43 AM)Dr. Milton Matthews Said:
(11-20-2017, 03:05 AM)Scully Said:
(11-20-2017, 12:26 AM)Robert Main Said:
Scully raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.

Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

OOC: Sorry to ruin this entertaining convo but you mentioned my name? Haha just a heads up so you can edit it Main. You love me don't you lol

He used the "you" code.

OOC: Not that old chestnut haha thanks for tricking me, Main

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (11-22-2017)

"Bwarhahahaha, a Rat and a Sloth our main concern? Bwarhahahahahaha! You two numbnuts are the Apex to the world of crumbs... Seriously, Roberto did you have Joshua Reno write your trash talk for you? Before you come stroking your cock toward me ever again make sure your fucking rock hard and not limp as a noodle. Someone who had been taking dick from the devil should have something a little more creative to say! So maybe when Danny is done beating your ass, if you are still so overly eager for gold, my Coliseum is always open!

OINK, OINK Motherfuckers!"

Robert "The Omega" Main · (11-22-2017)

(11-20-2017, 11:07 AM)Bearded War Pig Said: "Bwarhahahaha, a Rat and a Sloth our main concern? Bwarhahahahahaha! You two numbnuts are the Apex to the world of crumbs... Seriously, Roberto did you have Joshua Reno write your trash talk for you? Before you come stroking your cock toward me ever again make sure your fucking rock hard and not limp as a noodle. Someone who had been taking dick from the devil should have something a little more creative to say! So maybe when Danny is done beating your ass, if you are still so overly eager for gold, my Coliseum is always open!

OINK, OINK Motherfuckers!"

So the bitch can speak! World of crumbs? I love how you come off so smug! Ready and willing to take up the fight! Where were you a few months ago? M.I.A.! Now that you gained the Television Championship you are walking around here like you have the biggest dick in the room! Here's the thing though. You don't! Look at the facts moron! You beat a Sinclair sure! Brav-fucking-o! You beat a man who was not himself. You beat a man who was not in the game! You BWB are not pulling the wool over anyone's eyes! You are just like your leader a paper Champion! Face real competition! The moment you do! You like Robbie Bourbon will lose! Engy is the only one of the three of you who has balls to do anything at all! I'd come face you in your coliseum but why? The only thing you have to offer is an empire of dirt! You boys are embarking on a journey you'll never come back from!

"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler · (11-22-2017)

"Yawn. Empty threats aren't very entertaining. I wouldn't want to get three Championship opportunities in a role and strike out either. Bwarhahaha! You know what is funniest about that, I wouldn't have taken a strike on the first pitch let alone all three! No, this Motherfucker would have hit a home-fucking-run! Paper Champion my hairy asshole! Not my fault if no one has the balls to accept the open challenge in the Coliseum for a Savage showing and management keeps feeding me opponents you don't find of any worth... Why don't you change that and be apart of glorious defeat the first Savage in December? Oh, nevermind you are lightyears beyond the XWF Television championship and it doesn't have to deal with your baby testicles you have tucked between your legs! Fuck you! Fuck Jim Caedus! Fuck The Apex! Whenever you feel froggy boy, just leap and follow the path of slain bodies until you find my Coliseum and catch these motherfuckin hands.... Beeeee-otch!"

Just as Pig is saying "Beeeee-otch!" he signals for 'The Apex' to suck it while spiraling his wrists, throwing Boomknucks. BWP then slaps his Television Championship that is draped over his shoulder like the skin of a kill for a hunter. Pig then lights up one of his infamous Hog's Legs and turns away from the two asshats so he can enjoy his 'happy' time in peace.

JimCaedus · (11-22-2017)

(11-20-2017, 05:12 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you broke up with us for some cigars? Even better!

As much as you breathlessly try to avoid the fact Jimbo, the cold hard fact remains that you CHOSE to ally with us knowing full well what Robbie has done, and then later recanted. Nothing in your hyperbolic hopelessly insecure try hard ranting will ever belay that fact. Which means that at one point, you were cool with everything we've done....until you weren't. A decision that just so happened to coincide with Robert Main extending his hand.

But hey man, it's all good. Enjoy the cigar.

"First off, that's exactly, for the third time, what I've already stated. No one's denying that I decided to join you then changed my mind over moral and ethical principles and I sure af ain't avoiding sayin' it. I led off with it on Savage for fucksake, so cram that in your craw and choke on it, douche, you ain't saying anything I ain't owned up to.

Second: hyperbole is using words like always, never...shit like that. Pretty sure, here's an example for you, I've never, this moment excluded, waxed hyperbolic during our little debate here.

Third: you used the word belay, correctly, and I love the word belay. Forgot all about it, haven't used it once since I've been here. That almost makes up for incorrectly leveling the word hyperbolic at me. Almost.

Fourth: I AM enjoying the cigar. In fact, if this wasnt obviously a group o' guys arguing in realtime I'd say it feels like I've been smokin' the damn thing for two days, which, of course, is impossible, but good LORD what a long-lasting smoke."

I clap my bro Main on the back.

"Thank you brother! Oh and hey, don't pay Pig any mind. He realizes you'd strip him of that TV Title if he ever stepped hoof in the ring with you and he ALSO understands your eyes are on the Hart prize so he feels he can get away with acting tough. Kinda like some punk kid talking shit to you with the cops nearby knowing full well you're probably not gonna haul off and break his jaw to a ludicrously grotesque angle makin' his mouth look like an extreme version of Sly Stallone's. Or Milo Ventimiglia's or that bald loud guy who plays Champ Kind on Anchorman. You know, that weird diagonally downward pull on their bottom lips in one corner? Anyway, we'll both deal with the Bearded War Sow soon enough."

Robert "The Omega" Main · **11-22-2017, 02:43 AM**

Jim, your right! I shouldn't get the piss ants riled up to much they might try something they would regret for the rest of their careers. Pig if you think for one second I'm either afraid of you or I wouldn't take that Television Championship, you may be suffering from Robbie Bourbon's twat stench. It can make one delusional! Now speaking of Championship opportunities, yeah they are thrown my way! I lost to Engy, and where do I stand? #1 in line for the X-treme!

# 1 in line for the Hart! Oh and # 2 for the Universal! Do you know why I stand there? Because I am that fucking good dip shit! Where do you stand Piggy? Let me look here real fast!

Robert blows cigar smoke while Jim laughs

Well I checked! It was quick.... Hell you are Television Champion and that about sums it up! No top 5 anyplace else! Like I said paper thin Champion! If I were you I'd keep my mouth shut before I break that glass jaw of yours, and the wire it shut! Oh and Pig cut the tough guy shit please! You know what would happen! Your nothing more than a punk talking tough! You Needle Dicked Butt Fucker! Speaking of dick-less douches where is this fearless leader of yours?

The Engineer · (11-22-2017)

(11-22-2017, 12:37 AM)JimCaedus Said:
(11-20-2017, 05:12 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you broke up with us for some cigars? Even better!

As much as you breathlessly try to avoid the fact Jimbo, the cold hard fact remains that you CHOSE to ally with us knowing full well what Robbie has done, and then later recanted. Nothing in your hyperbolic hopelessly insecure try hard ranting will ever belay that fact. Which means that at one point, you were cool with everything we've done....until you weren't. A decision that just so happened to coincide with Robert Main extending his hand.

But hey man, it's all good. Enjoy the cigar.

"First off, that's exactly, for the third time, what I've already stated. No one's denying that I decided to join you then changed my mind over moral and ethical principles and I sure af ain't avoiding sayin' it. I led off with it on Savage for fucksake, so cram that in your craw and choke on it, douche, you ain't saying anything I ain't owned up to.

Second: hyperbole is using words like always, never...shit like that. Pretty sure, here's an example for you, I've never, this moment excluded, waxed hyperbolic during our little debate here.

Third: you used the word belay, correctly, and I love the word belay. Forgot all about it, haven't used it once since I've been here. That almost makes up for incorrectly leveling the word hyperbolic at me. Almost.

Fourth: I AM enjoying the cigar. In fact, if this wasnt obviously a group o' guys arguing in realtime I'd say it feels like I've been smokin' the damn thing for two days, which, of course, is impossible, but good LORD what a long-lasting smoke."

I clap my bro Main on the back.

"Thank you brother! Oh and hey, don't pay Pig any mind. He realizes you'd strip him of that TV Title if he ever stepped hoof in the ring with you and he ALSO understands your eyes are on the Hart prize so he feels he can get away with acting tough. Kinda like some punk kid talking shit to you with the cops nearby knowing full well you're probably not gonna haul off and break his jaw to a ludicrously grotesque angle makin' his mouth look like an extreme version of Sly Stallone's. Or Milo Ventimiglia's or that bald loud guy who plays Champ Kind on Anchorman. You know, that weird diagonally downward pull on their bottom lips in one corner? Anyway, we'll both deal with the Bearded War Sow soon enough."

Thanks for the vocab lesson, Jim. Considering what a petty, pedantic bitchy queen you are, I can only imagine what a blast you are at parties.

I used pedantic correctly, right? I lost my word a day calendar and it's KILLIN' me.

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