Hey Jimbo, Engy here.

Soooooo, yeah. I've been a piece of shit sometimes. I'm tryin' to do better. But I ain't ever denied who I been. So, I can't even factually argue most of what you said on Savage.

But there is one big glaring bit a confusion I need to clear up.

All that shit you dredged up that Robbie and I are guilty of? You knew about all that. Like, for a while. Like, well before you shook our hands and started callin' us "brother".

So now, all of a sudden, out of the blue you're too good for us? What were you the week before when we were kosher, a piece of shit?

Maybe you haven't gotten the memo Jimbo, but I'm not anymore. So don't play this virtue signalling bullshit game with me. Don't try to make this seem like you suddenly remembered you were a better person than us. Because that's not what this is.

Main made you a better offer. Fine. It happens. But at least man up about it. Don't piss on our legs and tell us it's rainin'. It won't work. It's not working.

See you at War Games. Hopefully after we're done picking the bones of the Kings clean we'll both have enough left in the tank for Round 2.

Oh, and by the by....while you may have some other questionable attributes, I never said anything about your hairline. Your mane is golden and majestic. You sure you ain't confusin' me with somebody else...?

I massage at my temples, sigh in exasperation, and query of myself, "Lord, why don't they listen?"

I look to the lens.

"Ok, easy there counselor, don't stroke the fuck out over some assumption you've eureka'd your way into decrypting some imagined mystery and solved the case. What about my explanation over a past enduring a wicked stablemate didn't you get? Did it once, not gonna do it again, the timeframe on makin' my decision is irrelevant. Also...using the phrase "out of the blue" is absolute horseshit and most o' the roster knows it. Let's just avoid the tongue-in-cheek dishonesty, sound good? Like your casual admittance "I'm not anymore". Must we continue to push that, as if the XWF universe itself as a whole is stupid enough to believe a legitimate " " would ever suddenly (or progressively) not be " alone "out of the blue"? Do I honestly need to say anything further?

You know goddamn well what I mean about the hair crack and if you've forgotten your own promo content that ain't my concern. I'm also not interested in pointing shit out then wasting time debating on what was "actually meant", I've had quite enough o' bein' treated like the glaringly obvious is supposed to fool me into thinking otherwise.

Oh, also..."Main made (me) a better offer"? What was the offer, "Hey Jim, interested in switching from safety in numbers to OUTnumbered?"? Are you sure you ain't still " "? Meh, whatever.

We shall indeed be seeing eachother again. I look forward to it."

(11-19-2017, 11:50 PM)DannyImperial Said:

The XWF website prompts a popup no adblocker can stop. The new window covering up most of the screen. A shrill cackle explodes through the speakers, as a half painted face pops on a video feed.

"Why don't you stop jerking Caedus off and focus on what's right in front you, Mainyboy. We don't take kindly to alliances being made when a match is ahead of us, you try and pull any of your dirty little AX3 bullshit again and we won't just throw you off the rafters, we'll find your head a new... Permenant home between Caedus' asscheeks."

The feed cuts off.

(11-20-2017, 12:26 AM)Robert Main Said:

Scully raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.



Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

(11-20-2017, 03:05 AM)Scully Said:

(11-20-2017, 12:26 AM)Robert Main Said:

Scully raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.



Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

OOC: Sorry to ruin this entertaining convo but you mentioned my name? Haha just a heads up so you can edit it Main. You love me don't you lol

(11-20-2017, 03:43 AM)Dr. Milton Matthews Said:

(11-20-2017, 03:05 AM)Scully Said:

(11-20-2017, 12:26 AM)Robert Main Said:

Scully raises his wrist tapping his Rolex a few times with his index finger.



Like Jim said Danny! In due time! Annoyances like these Danny will not be taken lightly! Now why don't you take that lipstick and stick it where the sun don't shine! I could be boring write something on the walls behind us but whats the point? It's been done a million times over!

OOC: Sorry to ruin this entertaining convo but you mentioned my name? Haha just a heads up so you can edit it Main. You love me don't you lol

He used the "you" code.

(11-20-2017, 11:07 AM)Bearded War Pig Said: "Bwarhahahaha, a Rat and a Sloth our main concern? Bwarhahahahahaha! You two numbnuts are the Apex to the world of crumbs... Seriously, Roberto did you have Joshua Reno write your trash talk for you? Before you come stroking your cock toward me ever again make sure your fucking rock hard and not limp as a noodle. Someone who had been taking dick from the devil should have something a little more creative to say! So maybe when Danny is done beating your ass, if you are still so overly eager for gold, my Coliseum is always open!

OINK, OINK Motherfuckers!"

(11-22-2017, 12:37 AM)JimCaedus Said:

(11-20-2017, 05:12 AM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you broke up with us for some cigars? Even better!

As much as you breathlessly try to avoid the fact Jimbo, the cold hard fact remains that you CHOSE to ally with us knowing full well what Robbie has done, and then later recanted. Nothing in your hyperbolic hopelessly insecure try hard ranting will ever belay that fact. Which means that at one point, you were cool with everything we've done....until you weren't. A decision that just so happened to coincide with Robert Main extending his hand.

But hey man, it's all good. Enjoy the cigar.

"First off, that's exactly, for the third time, what I've already stated. No one's denying that I decided to join you then changed my mind over moral and ethical principles and I sure af ain't avoiding sayin' it. I led off with it on Savage for fucksake, so cram that in your craw and choke on it, douche, you ain't saying anything I ain't owned up to.

Second: hyperbole is using words like always, never...shit like that. Pretty sure, here's an example for you, I've never, this moment excluded, waxed hyperbolic during our little debate here.

Third: you used the word belay, correctly, and I love the word belay. Forgot all about it, haven't used it once since I've been here. That almost makes up for incorrectly leveling the word hyperbolic at me. Almost.

Fourth: I AM enjoying the cigar. In fact, if this wasnt obviously a group o' guys arguing in realtime I'd say it feels like I've been smokin' the damn thing for two days, which, of course, is impossible, but good LORD what a long-lasting smoke."

I clap my bro Main on the back.

"Thank you brother! Oh and hey, don't pay Pig any mind. He realizes you'd strip him of that TV Title if he ever stepped hoof in the ring with you and he ALSO understands your eyes are on the Hart prize so he feels he can get away with acting tough. Kinda like some punk kid talking shit to you with the cops nearby knowing full well you're probably not gonna haul off and break his jaw to a ludicrously grotesque angle makin' his mouth look like an extreme version of Sly Stallone's. Or Milo Ventimiglia's or that bald loud guy who plays Champ Kind on Anchorman. You know, that weird diagonally downward pull on their bottom lips in one corner? Anyway, we'll both deal with the Bearded War Sow soon enough."