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Dolly Waters · (10-15-2016)

The shot opens to a wall in what seems to be a residential setting. On the wall hangs portraits of some of Paul Heyman's favorite clients: Brock Lesnar... CM Punk... Steve Austin... Senator John Samuels... Tommy Gunn... and even Vinnie Lane.

Paul Heymans extreme theme plays... in a house.... because the only thing Paul Heyman loves more than professional wrestling is his own ego. The camera pans to its right. Sitting behind a large mahogany desk sits the man, the myth, the living legend himself, Paul Heyman, wearing a suit and his trademark devilish grin.

He loosens his tie while continuing to grin, before speaking.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I need know introduction.

I am the Emperor of Extreme.

I am the Creator of Champions.

I am the Master of Manipulation.

I am the Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.

I am the One behind the One in Twenty-Two and One.

And last but certainly not least, I am the single greatest General Manager in the history of this business. Under my leadership in WWE, SmackDown bested Raw on an almost weekly basis.

Under my leadership here in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, I took this fledgling little Monday night television show, one on the brink of collapsing unto itself and in serious danger of being cancelled, and I made it the number one watched television show in professional wrestling history.

For a long time, Monday Night Madness, never the flagship, but always the best. Why? Because I have vision. I saw from the very beginning that I could compete and defeat any and all competition because I finally had a boss that saw Paul Heyman and knew he needed to be unleashed.

It was a run that as a wrestling guy, I was very proud of.

For very personal reasons I left the XWF behind. I left Madness behind and low and behold a year and a half later, Madness is no more. It has left a void within my very tiny heart that can only be filled by one thing:

Finding the next Paul Heyman Guy.

Or Girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am now informing you, that the Creator of Champions is on a mission to create the Next Big Thing.

Fade.

(OOC: Real talk. I want to take on the role of your manager. I'll read your role plays. I'll tell you what I think you should work on. I'll basically try to help you get better at writing in general, plus be a ringside presence as far as the actual shows are concerned.)

Dolly Waters · **10-15-2016, 08:30 PM**

Paul is 100 percent correct, and I would be remiss not to point out the wonders he's done for my career, and in just under a month I've captured the Television Title and have yet to lose it, and won't be losing it tonight either! Sorry Kitt Kennedy...

If any of you are lucky enough to have Mr. Heyman even CONSIDER taking you under his wing, you better relish the fucking moment!

My name is Dolly fuckin Waters and I'm a proud Paul Heyman girl!

**10-15-2016, 08:45 PM**

Ladies and gentlemen, the current reigning, defending Television Champion of the World, could not be more correct!

Floating around in the shadows with not much to do?

Are you tired of being overlooked?

Do you feel like your career is going nowhere?

Do you keep coming up just short in your matches?

Then you need Paul Heyman!

Paul Heyman will use his expertise to take your career... to the EXTREEEEEME!

Call 1-800-IMAPRIK

Operators are standing by.

**10-15-2016, 11:09 PM**

Only cost me $249,000.06 to the lease company.

You know Jews and their money.

I'll get that back.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (10-21-2016)

still waiting paul.. me and u couild make a ton of money

Makaveli · (10-16-2016)

(10-15-2016, 08:45 PM)Paul Heyman Said: Ladies and gentlemen, the current reigning, defending Television Champion of the World, could not be more correct!

Floating around in the shadows with not much to do?

Are you tired of being overlooked?

Do you feel like your career is going nowhere?

Do you keep coming up just short in your matches?

Then you need Paul Heyman!

Paul Heyman will use his expertise to take your career... to the EXTREEEEEME!

Call 1-800-IMAPRIK

Operators are standing by.

A vague silouette in the distance turns toward you, walking methodically until head and shoulders catch the light.

Trivial misunderstandings... one who takes credit for Champions being talented. An ill that is cured by humility in the face of self righteous pride. Convincing the weak is not a talent, taking their self doubts and turning them inward... you are both their predator... and my...

Prey.

A video begins to play on a large screen behind.

"Paul Heyman's Accomplishments"

With rich anticipation you egotistically wait for your pat... good boy.

The video fades to black.

Shall we play it again?

Mr Killjoy · (10-19-2016)

Hey Paul, just want to say got nothing for respect for you, I'm a fan. However I personally have no need of your services since I don't have an issue winning matches or championships on my own. Also I've noticed your services are usually reserved for dudes with more muscles then brains who can't talk on the mic, Dolly admittedly being the drastic exception, maybe you should manage Ghost Tank, sick of hearing that oversized geek stumble over his words when cutting a promo.

**10-17-2016, 12:37 AM**

(10-16-2016, 09:59 PM)ThEWiTcHDoCtOr Said: A vague silouette in the distance turns toward you, walking methodically until head and shoulders catch the light.

Trivial misunderstandings... one who takes credit for Champions being talented. An ill that is cured by humility in the face of self righteous pride. Convincing the weak is not a talent, taking their self doubts and turning them inward... you are both their predator... and my...

Prey.

A video begins to play on a large screen behind.

"Paul Heyman's Accomplishments"

With rich anticipation you egotistically wait for your pat... good boy.

The video fades to black.

Shall we play it again?

Perhaps you should know what you're talking about before opening your mouth and allowing that drivel to escape it. I don't take credit for the talent of the champions I've created. I use my knowledge and expertise, and I impart that wisdom upon my clients. I guide them. I encourage them to make the right decisions at the right times, since timing in this business, is everything. When they listen, when they heed my advice, they stop losing those oh so close encounters. They stop middeling around in the undercard. They have now learned how and when to channel their energies. Those close losses soon become close wins. Those close wins, in turn begin to become convincing wins. The main events, the title matches, the endorsements, the money... it all begins flowing in.

(10-16-2016, 10:15 PM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: Hey Paul, just want to say got nothing for respect for you, I'm a fan. However I personally have no need of your services since I don't have an issue winning matches or championships on my own. Also I've noticed your services are usually reserved for dudes with more muscles then brains who can't talk on the mic, Dolly admittedly being the drastic exception, maybe you should manage Ghost Tank, sick of hearing that oversized geek stumble over his words when cutting a promo.

Sadly, not even I can help Ghost Tank.

I certainly appreciate your kind words, sir. Believe me, the professional admiration is certainly mutual.

**10-17-2016, 12:51 AM**

Ah yes, philosophy. The great white hope. Filled with green envy, and red blood. It's like Christmas for 'Paul Heyman Guys'. Until New Years, when they all want to be better...

(10-17-2016, 12:37 AM)Paul Heyman Said:
(10-16-2016, 09:59 PM)ThEWiTcHDoCtOr Said: A vague silouette in the distance turns toward you, walking methodically until head and shoulders catch the light.

Trivial misunderstandings... one who takes credit for Champions being talented. An ill that is cured by humility in the face of self righteous pride. Convincing the weak is not a talent, taking their self doubts and turning them inward... you are both their predator... and my...

Prey.

A video begins to play on a large screen behind.

"Paul Heyman's Accomplishments"

With rich anticipation you egotistically wait for your pat... good boy.

The video fades to black.

Shall we play it again?

Perhaps you should know what you're talking about before opening your mouth and allowing that drivel to escape it. I don't take credit for the talent of the champions I've created. I use my knowledge and expertise, and I impart that wisdom upon my clients. I guide them. I encourage them to make the right decisions at the right times, since timing in this business, is everything. When they listen, when they heed my advice, they stop losing those oh so close encounters. They stop middeling around in the undercard. They have now learned how and when to channel their energies. Those close losses soon become close wins. Those close wins, in turn begin to become convincing wins. The main events, the title matches, the endorsements, the money... it all begins flowing in.

(10-16-2016, 10:15 PM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: Hey Paul, just want to say got nothing for respect for you, I'm a fan. However I personally have no need of your services since I don't have an issue winning matches or championships on my own. Also I've noticed your services are usually reserved for dudes with more muscles then brains who can't talk on the mic, Dolly admittedly being the drastic exception, maybe you should manage Ghost Tank, sick of hearing that oversized geek stumble over his words when cutting a promo.

Sadly, not even I can help Ghost Tank.

I certainly appreciate your kind words, sir. Believe me, the professional admiration is certainly mutual.

Jefferson Jackson · (10-19-2016)

Michael McBride, the great advocate of the advocate. Fair enough. How about you and I, Savage... after... next...

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-18-2016, 06:23 AM**

greed is good

drezdin5788 · **10-19-2016, 07:58 AM**

How do i know that he ain't a back stabber

Jefferson Jackson · (10-19-2016)

It matters not what you think. One only needs to look at my resume to know just how accomplished I am at find rough gems, and turning them into diamonds.

**Vincent Lane** · (10-19-2016)

(10-19-2016, 08:30 AM)Paul Heyman Said: It matters not what you think. One only needs to look at my resume to know just how accomplished I am at find rough gems, and turning them into diamonds.

I don't think that's how diamonds work, dude.

Barney Green · (10-19-2016)

Maybe Paul Heyman can help me.

Dolly Waters · (10-19-2016)

(10-19-2016, 08:32 AM)Vincent Lane Said:
(10-19-2016, 08:30 AM)Paul Heyman Said: It matters not what you think. One only needs to look at my resume to know just how accomplished I am at find rough gems, and turning them into diamonds.

I don't think that's how diamonds work, dude.

Shut up Vincent.

Seth Feder · (10-20-2016)

Let's do this shit.

**10-20-2016, 10:49 AM**

#SomeRealWinnersYouveGotThere

We can change that, being men of action, men of success...

Paul Heyman.

(10-15-2016, 12:18 PM)Paul Heyman Said:

The shot opens to a wall in what seems to be a residential setting. On the wall hangs portraits of some of Paul Heyman's favorite clients: Brock Lesnar... CM Punk... Steve Austin... Senator John Samuels... Tommy Gunn... and even Vinnie Lane.

Paul Heymans extreme theme plays... in a house.... because the only thing Paul Heyman loves more than professional wrestling is his own ego. The camera pans to its right. Sitting behind a large mahogany desk sits the man, the myth, the living legend himself, Paul Heyman, wearing a suit and his trademark devilish grin.

He loosens his tie while continuing to grin, before speaking.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I need know introduction.

I am the Emperor of Extreme.

I am the Creator of Champions.

I am the Master of Manipulation.

I am the Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless.

I am the One behind the One in Twenty-Two and One.

And last but certainly not least, I am the single greatest General Manager in the history of this business. Under my leadership in WWE, SmackDown bested Raw on an almost weekly basis.

Under my leadership here in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, I took this fledgling little Monday night television show, one on the brink of collapsing unto itself and in serious danger of being cancelled, and I made it the number one watched television show in professional wrestling history.

For a long time, Monday Night Madness, never the flagship, but always the best. Why? Because I have vision. I saw from the very beginning that I could compete and defeat any and all competition because I finally had a boss that saw Paul Heyman and knew he needed to be unleashed.

It was a run that as a wrestling guy, I was very proud of.

For very personal reasons I left the XWF behind. I left Madness behind and low and behold a year and a half later, Madness is no more. It has left a void within my very tiny heart that can only be filled by one thing:

Finding the next Paul Heyman Guy.

Or Girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am now informing you, that the Creator of Champions is on a mission to create the Next Big Thing.

Fade.

(OOC: Real talk. I want to take on the role of your manager. I'll read your role plays. I'll tell you what I think you should work on. I'll basically try to help you get better at writing in general, plus be a ringside presence as far as the actual shows are concerned.)

Dolly Waters · **10-20-2016, 11:08 AM**

Hey Reno, having a hard time understanding you...

Sounds like you have a gob of peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Seth Feder · (10-21-2016)

Dolly means cock.

It's cute that she tried to make it PG, but it's okay to say it here, Dolly.

Reno sounds like he has a few cocks in his mouth.

Reno receives the October 2016 cocksucker award.

**10-20-2016, 11:36 AM**

#ExactlyThePointJuveniles

Don't worry, I'm sure someday you'll grow into those sparkling intellectual talents.

Hold your breath, that might help. Bite your tongue, even.

Seth Feder · **10-20-2016, 12:03 PM**

You should really take the dicks out of your mouth before you talk. To each their own, but it's rude -- especially in front of the ladies.

Once you remove them, come back and talk.

#MemeQueen Luca Torchwick · (10-21-2016)

I think Paul Heyman makes a good point.

**10-20-2016, 12:43 PM**

(10-20-2016, 12:03 PM)Seth Feder Said: You should really take the dicks out of your mouth before you talk. To each their own, but it's rude -- especially in front of the ladies.

Once you remove them, come back and talk.

You're not much of a lady. Bitch.

Seth Feder · **10-20-2016, 01:14 PM**

You take advice well, but not as well as dicks it appears. Go blow some more before you say some more stupid shit.

The Blue Tango · (10-20-2016)

You kids are crazy...

Tyler Snoww · (10-21-2016)

My name..... My name is Tyler Snoww, I'm the type of guy who leaves a little bit of frost in your hearts

But that's not why I am here I'm here not to introduce me but to be The Paul Heyman Guy, See I was a Paul Heyman kinda Boy growing up I watched him make guys like Lesnar like Punk hell even RVD into greatness.

I am greatness I am the future I am the present I will become legendary and with you Heyman I can be feared, Give me a voice not to reason but to destroy.

**Vincent Lane** · (10-20-2016)

(10-20-2016, 01:14 PM)Seth Feder Said: You take advice well, but not as well as dicks it appears. Go blow some more before you say some more stupid shit.

Suddenly... Seth, there isn't much to say.

"He stops for a minute and brushes off a few of the reporters who have written bad information about him in the past, and takes two of them aside to answer some questions, he answers a couple then walks back to the parking lot and turns the alarm of his new silver Mercedes off by the remote on his keychain. He throws his bag in the trunk, finishes the powerade and tosses it into a near by trash bend with a crumbled picture of Seth Fedder on the side. He smirks, gets in and pulls away"

**10-20-2016, 01:29 PM**

Seth have you ever had a live snake inside you? It's... invigorating.

SLAVE · (10-21-2016)

i like snakes

Seth Feder · **10-21-2016, 05:39 AM**

Quote:"He stops for a minute and brushes off a few of the reporters

. How many men reporters were on top of you before you had to brush them off? Was it too much dick for your ass?

You know, truly I'm a nice guy. So thank you. Thank you, Reno. Thank you for throwing my picture away before you did some weird ass gay shit to it. Who the fuck carries around a picture of another man? A cocksucker.

Quote:Seth have you ever had a live snake inside you? It's... invigorating.

Then this

comes along and makes things more gay, if it's possible. No, I haven't had a 'snake' inside me. Go talk to Reno. He's a pro. He'll even carry a picture of you around.

You two ass clowns go have a fuckin' butt-pirate party and leave my picture out of this.

What's next? You two wanna have a triple threat where you two can try to double team me, get on top of me and pin me for a 30 count? Fags.

drezdin5788 · **10-21-2016, 07:20 AM**

I've got nothing but respect for ya Paul, but right now I don't think your the right choice for any one. I mean for me you betraying lesnar and screwing the hell outta lesnar of retaining the wwe title and alining your self with the big show afterwards at survivor series all those years ago are still stuck in my head

**10-21-2016, 06:38 PM**

You're in for a treat.

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(10-21-2016, 05:39 AM)Seth Feder Said:
Quote:"He stops for a minute and brushes off a few of the reporters

. How many men reporters were on top of you before you had to brush them off? Was it too much dick for your ass?

You know, truly I'm a nice guy. So thank you. Thank you, Reno. Thank you for throwing my picture away before you did some weird ass gay shit to it. Who the fuck carries around a picture of another man? A cocksucker.

Quote:Seth have you ever had a live snake inside you? It's... invigorating.

Then this comes along and makes things more gay, if it's possible. No, I haven't had a 'snake' inside me. Go talk to Reno. He's a pro. He'll even carry a picture of you around.

You two ass clowns go have a fuckin' butt-pirate party and leave my picture out of this.

What's next? You two wanna have a triple threat where you two can try to double team me, get on top of me and pin me for a 30 count? Fags.

**10-21-2016, 06:40 PM**

Oh, another gay joke. How creative... I must've been wrong about you Seth...

**10-21-2016, 07:23 PM**

Ladies and gentlemen, my assistant, Sly, has been completely bombarded with emails and applications and text messages and phone calls pouring in from all corners of this company and beyond. I am completely overwhelmed by the outpouring of interested parties. I have keyed in on a few respondents and I will be watching over the coming weeks with great interest, and an intense eye.

There WILL be a new Paul Heyman Guy.

Or Guys.

Or Girls.

The time is fast approaching, Heymanites.

drezdin5788 · (10-22-2016)

(10-21-2016, 05:39 AM)Seth Feder Said: Who the fuck carries around a picture of another man? A cocksucker.

Quietly takes photo of The Senator from his pocket and leaves it in his desk drawer.

drezdin5788 · **10-22-2016, 10:49 AM**

Weather you do care or not there is some one you can take a look at to see if the person is worthy of your assistance

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