So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.

The end is nigh

(08-29-2015, 04:41 PM)Mike Emerick Said: So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.

He strides in nonchalantly, all of the Dangerous Alliance members stopping their business. He notices a mirror on the wall and walks over to it, completely ignoring the Alliance. Posing for a few seconds, he finally acknowledges them.

"Oh. I'm sorry. Were you guys planning something?"

His tone was quite venturesome, seeing as how he just walked in on a meeting between the members of ...

"Oh...oh shit. You guys are the Dangerous Alliance?"-feigning being impressed-"Guess I better-"-sarcasm-"-watch out."

The group looks on in shock at the audacity of the Straight Edge Assassin as he turned and began to leave...

(08-29-2015, 05:16 PM)Alexander Aries Said:

(08-29-2015, 04:41 PM)Mike Emerick Said: So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.

He strides in nonchalantly, all of the Dangerous Alliance members stopping their business. He notices a mirror on the wall and walks over to it, completely ignoring the Alliance. Posing for a few seconds, he finally acknowledges them.

"Oh. I'm sorry. Were you guys planning something?"

His tone was quite venturesome, seeing as how he just walked in on a meeting between the members of ...

"Oh...oh shit. You guys are the Dangerous Alliance?"-feigning being impressed-"Guess I better-"-sarcasm-"-watch out."

The group looks on in shock at the audacity of the Straight Edge Assassin as he turned and began to leave...

Mike Emerick is not impressed and just scoffs and says nonchalantly to the Dangerous Alliance "Alright, if we attack anyone, that shithead goes down first," He then motions to two Alliance members "Make sure we don't get anymore uninvited guests," He then motions to the rest to get closer to him so he can tell his plan to them, "Right, so..." He then looks up at the two guards, "No one besides us is here right?"

The end is nigh

He stumbles in abruptly before dropping trow and urinating on a ficus in the corner of the room. He hears a commotion and slowly turns around with a look os surprise.

*hic*So a water closet this isn't then?

Maverick brushes past the imaginary DA guards and looks at at Mike before speaking.

"You aren't smart by just hiding out here if some random guy can find this place, you aren't clever because you're still announcing your plan, and I guess I was wrong in my assumption that Dean had a brain because he let you in the group."

Maverick then walks out again, brushing again past the still- imaginary DA guards.

(08-29-2015, 05:35 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick brushes past the imaginary DA guards and looks at at Mike before speaking.

"You aren't smart by just hiding out here if some random guy can find this place, you aren't clever because you're still announcing your plan, and I guess I was wrong in my assumption that Dean had a brain because he let you in the group."

Maverick then walks out again, brushing again past the still- imaginary DA guards.

Mike Emerick sighs and looks at Frodo Smackins and Dean, who are just sitting there. "What the hell guys! I told you guys to guard the door to this locker room that I cleared out so no one would find out our plan! How is the Dangerous Alliance going to take over XWF if we don't cooperate with each other. As much as I'm starting to hate Maverick, he is right. Why are you letting all these random people walk in! Now we have a drunk wannabe Viking stumbling around the place!" *Takes deep breath* "Alright, let's try this again, you two go and guard the doorway and escort Thor's drunken cousin out of here, got it?"

The end is nigh

[/color]*still going*May I finish first?*belches*

By the gods, do my eyes betray me? A dwarf? Please come, tiny warrior. Have a drink on my patronage, I insist.

I know not of this crack you speak of. As far as your currency, I have no need of it. No if you'll excuse*hic* me, I must go pass out in my hutch. G'night my brave little toaster.

He sluggishly makes his way toward the exit, leaning on wall as he reaches for the door and somehow manages to reach his buggy.

(08-29-2015, 06:08 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "It's funny to me."

Mike Emerick sighs again and turns to Dean. "You know what, you're the leader of this madhouse, I'll let you lead. I'm done. I'm not leaving the Dangerous Alliance, I'm just not going to try to bring logic to a world of chaos. Between no one taking this seriously, Maverick being a smart ass, and what Frodo just said, I'm going to let you deal with this. If the Alliance is a success or a failure, that's up to you. I will help you with your plans and offer advice, but I just can't take any more of this. So for today I'm going back to the Heartbreak Hotel, I'm going to have a shot of tequila, and when you start taking this seriously *gives Dean a piece of paper * just call me. You and Frodo are awesome, but screw Maverick, screw Gamer Girl, screw everybody, M.E is out." Mike Emerick then walks out the door.

The end is nigh

Mike Emerick walks back into the room, "Alright, I've calmed down, had a few drinks, made love to a woman and now I'm ready to try this again! Dean, Frodo, even you Maverick, *Deep Breath* I'm sorry. I should have just let you more experienced guys come up with this plan. While I have great ideas, they need to be fine tuned by true veterans like you guys. In order for M.E to become great, I need to listen to what you guys have to say and learn from what you guys do until I reach you guy's level, then I'll try what I tried to do earlier today again. Sorry if that sounded corny as hell, but I had to get some things off my chest, so lets cut to the chase. Dean, what's your plan to bring XWF to it's knees?"

The end is nigh

Maverick pops his head back in the room as he managed to hear Mike Emerick say his name.

. . .

Somehow.

"Yeah, sorry to say, but I'm not a member of the Dangerous Alliance. I fly solo, man."

Maverick then leaves Mike, Frodo, and Dean to their own devices once more.

(08-29-2015, 11:50 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in the room as he managed to hear Mike Emerick say his name.

. . .

Somehow.

"Yeah, sorry to say, but I'm not a member of the Dangerous Alliance. I fly solo, man."

Maverick then leaves Mike, Frodo, and Dean to their own devices once more.

Wait, he wasn't part of the alliance? *turns to Frodo and Dean* If he wasn't part of the alliance, WHY DID YOU LET HIM FOLLOW US AROUND? More importantly, why did he give us advice? Does he... he thinks we're jokes. HE THINKS WE'RE JOKES! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM I WILL PUT MY HAND UP HIS ASS AND PULL OUT HIS RECT..." Frodo and Dean are a little scared at Emerick's burst of anger. "Sorry, it's not THAT bad, I hated the fucker when I thought he was one of us anyway, sorry about that. Where were we? Oh yeah! So Dean, any plans for the Dangerous Alliance? I would love to hear them!"

The end is nigh

Robbie just kinda raises his hand and clears his throat, having been here the whole time but widely ignored.

So, alright, I'm still a little fuzzy here. So your plan for us DA devil dogs is to help you fist Maverick? Wow, I came for the veggie platter, man, I guess I'm staying for the butt play? Yich.

I'm happy I'm a charter member. In my franchise, you can expect Dangerous Alliance service without the need for lube. Wait, you were planning on using lube, unless you're that experienced in using your hand to give someone a red sock.

(08-30-2015, 10:09 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Robbie just kinda raises his hand and clears his throat, having been here the whole time but widely ignored.

So, alright, I'm still a little fuzzy here. So your plan for us DA devil dogs is to help you fist Maverick? Wow, I came for the veggie platter, man, I guess I'm staying for the butt play? Yich.

I'm happy I'm a charter member. In my franchise, you can expect Dangerous Alliance service without the need for lube. Wait, you were planning on using lube, unless you're that experienced in using your hand to give someone a red sock.

I was being metaphorical! If I was going to give Maverick some literal butt hurt, I would probably have more of a chance shoving the Perfect Hart Championship up his ass than stick my hand up there! Why would I do something like that? That's just unsanitary! Back on topic... sorry I haven't been talking to you much Rob, do you have any ideas for the Dangerous Alliance? It's pretty much everything goes at this point, if anyone who is part of the Alliance has a plan, feel free to speak up.

The end is nigh

Wow, another member of Douchebags Anonymous. Only this one reeks of astroglide and mountain dew. I gotta hand it to ya Robbie, it takes a special kind of person to wanna put up with the likes of Mike. And his catchphrase sounds like something Calix screeches when he's on the scrapper.

(08-30-2015, 10:36 AM)LeStrange Said: Wow, another member of Douchebags Anonymous. Only this one reeks of astroglide and mountain dew. I gotta hand it to ya Robbie, it takes a special kind of person to wanna put up with the likes of Mike. And his catchphrase sounds like something Calix screeches when he's on the scrapper.

What gives you the right to say anything LeStrange? Your 0-2 record and the fact you can't wrestle for shit without an weapon in hand don't really scream someone who knows what it takes to be the best. The Dangerous Alliance is an revolution and I'm XWF's newest, hottest, and best talent today! When I make my in-ring debut YOU LeStrange will see it's all about M.E and the Dangerous Alliance. Now get out of here, or we'll make you look even more messed up then you already do.

The end is nigh

Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.

Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee

Who wants to help?

(08-30-2015, 12:44 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said: Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.

Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee

Who wants to help?

I'll help, what good is taking over XWF if there's no XWF to take over? There's room for only one stable in XWF and it's not the CCWF, It's the Dangerous Alliance!

The end is nigh

(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

The end is nigh

Oh oh oh, Ooooowned! Maverick gets owned again baby! Damn son the new blood of the XWF are just making you their bitch right as they come through the door. You suck!

(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said:

(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.

"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."

Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.

"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."

Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.

Quote:Once more, Maverick poops back into the scene

Dude that's gross!

(08-30-2015, 03:44 PM)Maverick Said:

(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said:

(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.

"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."

Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.

"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."

Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.

I got nothing else to say to you. Take your LITERAL shit covered title and go.

The end is nigh

(08-30-2015, 04:02 PM)Mike Emerick Said:

(08-30-2015, 03:44 PM)Maverick Said:

(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said: You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.

"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."

Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.

"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."

Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.

I got nothing else to say to you. Take your LITERAL shit covered title and go.

Maverick vigorously begins shaking his head.

"Even though I've cleaned it and polished it more times then I can count, trying to remove the taint of. . . him."

Maverick's eyes turn steely as he remembers how the Crimson Dong ruined his moment and shat on HIS title.

Clutching his head, hungover he wanders onto the scene. He takes a deep breath and instantly gags at the heavy scent of urine. He trails the scent like a blood hound and reveals it's a ficus.

I believe something has run foul with this foliage. How anyone can bear this stench is beyond me, does it not bother you?

(08-30-2015, 04:52 PM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: Clutching his head, hungover he wanders onto the scene. He takes a deep breath and instantly gags at the heavy scent of urine. He trails the scent like a blood hound and reveals it's a ficus.

I believe something has run foul with this foliage. How anyone can bear this stench is beyond me, does it not bother you?

Damn it, I've been fabreezing that thing like crazy and it still smells? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DRINK TO GET PISS THAT SMELLED LIKE THAT?

The end is nigh

Blöd, it's usually brewed with yak's piss, but impossible to find here so I substituted that of a moose.

"You're welcome."

I got to say, it was pretty tasty for a deviant of the recipe.

Recently joined but unofficial DA Tholomew Plague nods his head toward Dean signally he agrees with the plan

He turns back towards Maverick

I thought you washed that

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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(08-31-2015, 09:04 AM)The Reverend Tholomew Plague Said: Recently joined but unofficial DA Tholomew Plague nods his head toward Dean signally he agrees with the plan

He turns back towards Maverick

I thought you washed that

"I did. Weeks ago. Where the hell have you been?"

(08-30-2015, 12:44 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said: Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.

Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee

Who wants to help?

Back on topic. So Dean, how do you think we should take out Mr. No Name?

The end is nigh

I haven't got the faintest idea but if somebody has one feel free to throw it out there

Win/Loss record:2-3

Accomplishments: 1x Xtreme Champ (8/23/2015-9/2/2015(aired on 9/4/2015) Length:11 Days)



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"Fuck yeah Dean, that was awesome! We just showed Hired Gun why you don't mess with the DA! That's why you're the leader! It looks like Hired Gun *Puts on glasses* got gunned down," (YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!) *Everyone looks at Emerick like he's crazy* "Sorry, I just feel great! Now if we could just do that to all the members of the CCWF..."

The end is nigh

You are a perfect example of why it is important that all A.D.D. and A.D.H.D bearers take their recommended dosage of Ritalin or Adderall. In your case Emerick, I say to down both, in handfuls.

(09-03-2015, 08:12 AM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: You are a perfect example of why it is important that all A.D.D. and A.D.H.D bearers take their recommended dosage of Ritalin or Adderall. In your case Emerick, I say to down both, in handfuls.

You sound sober, I'm a bit surprised. You might as well get drunk again because after that bullshit you just said, you might as well be absolutely smashed! We just did to the CCWF what you XWF "wrestlers" can only dream of! We are fighting a battle for you that you know you can't win and THAT'S how you thank us? When XWF crumbles to the ground, and with people like you fighting for it trust me it will, you know who's going to rise up and kick the CCWF's ass to whatever shithole they came from? None other than the Dangerous Alliance and M......................... wait for it...................... E! And even if you guys somehow stumble your way into a big victory over the CCWF, you know who's going to take over right after? *Points at the DA* Us. Now leave before you literally get smashed by the Dangerous Alliance!

The end is nigh

For you sake Emerick I hope I am drunk when we finally meet, so I don't have to remember making you uglier and possibly vomit on the rest of those buffoons you align yourself with. And bless you for noticing my sobriety, competing with great talent much higher than yourself takes great effort, which reminds me, I have a P90-x regiment to tend to.