(08-29-2015, 04:41 PM)Mike Emerick Said: So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.

(08-29-2015, 05:16 PM)Alexander Aries Said:

(08-29-2015, 04:41 PM)Mike Emerick Said: So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.

He strides in nonchalantly, all of the Dangerous Alliance members stopping their business. He notices a mirror on the wall and walks over to it, completely ignoring the Alliance. Posing for a few seconds, he finally acknowledges them.

"Oh. I'm sorry. Were you guys planning something?"

His tone was quite venturesome, seeing as how he just walked in on a meeting between the members of ...

"Oh...oh shit. You guys are the Dangerous Alliance?"-feigning being impressed-"Guess I better-"-sarcasm-"-watch out."

The group looks on in shock at the audacity of the Straight Edge Assassin as he turned and began to leave...

(08-29-2015, 05:35 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick brushes past the imaginary DA guards and looks at at Mike before speaking.

"You aren't smart by just hiding out here if some random guy can find this place, you aren't clever because you're still announcing your plan, and I guess I was wrong in my assumption that Dean had a brain because he let you in the group."

Maverick then walks out again, brushing again past the still- imaginary DA guards.

"Unless your drink is made of liquid Crack, I don't want it. . Wanna make $20?"

(08-29-2015, 06:08 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "It's funny to me."

(08-29-2015, 11:50 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in the room as he managed to hear Mike Emerick say his name.

. . .

Somehow.

"Yeah, sorry to say, but I'm not a member of the Dangerous Alliance. I fly solo, man."

Maverick then leaves Mike, Frodo, and Dean to their own devices once more.

(08-30-2015, 10:09 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Robbie just kinda raises his hand and clears his throat, having been here the whole time but widely ignored.

So, alright, I'm still a little fuzzy here. So your plan for us DA devil dogs is to help you fist Maverick? Wow, I came for the veggie platter, man, I guess I'm staying for the butt play? Yich.

I'm happy I'm a charter member. In my franchise, you can expect Dangerous Alliance service without the need for lube. Wait, you were planning on using lube, unless you're that experienced in using your hand to give someone a red sock.

(08-30-2015, 10:36 AM)LeStrange Said: Wow, another member of Douchebags Anonymous. Only this one reeks of astroglide and mountain dew. I gotta hand it to ya Robbie, it takes a special kind of person to wanna put up with the likes of Mike. And his catchphrase sounds like something Calix screeches when he's on the scrapper.

"So, first of all, I don't use Astroglide. I use Gilly's Tears brand Lube. Second of all, I'm never going to be scared of you. I can fit my hand up your ass, and I'll prove it to you if I have to. Thirdly, I don't let anyone or stop anyone from doing anything that causes me to laugh. Maverick existing makes me laugh. He's a pussy. Fourthly, LeStrange go cry about whatever you cry about again and get raped. ."

(08-30-2015, 12:44 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said: Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.

Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee

Who wants to help?

(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said:

(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

Quote:Once more, Maverick poops back into the scene

(08-30-2015, 03:44 PM)Maverick Said:

(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said:

(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.

"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."

For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.

You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.

"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."

Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.

"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."

Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.

(08-30-2015, 04:02 PM)Mike Emerick Said:

(08-30-2015, 03:44 PM)Maverick Said:

(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said: You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!

Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.

"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."

Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.

"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."

Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.

I got nothing else to say to you. Take your LITERAL shit covered title and go.

(08-30-2015, 04:52 PM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: Clutching his head, hungover he wanders onto the scene. He takes a deep breath and instantly gags at the heavy scent of urine. He trails the scent like a blood hound and reveals it's a ficus.

I believe something has run foul with this foliage. How anyone can bear this stench is beyond me, does it not bother you?

(08-31-2015, 09:04 AM)The Reverend Tholomew Plague Said: Recently joined but unofficial DA Tholomew Plague nods his head toward Dean signally he agrees with the plan

He turns back towards Maverick

I thought you washed that

(08-30-2015, 12:44 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said: Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.

Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee

Who wants to help?