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~~Wallace Witasick~~ · (05-20-2014)

No idea who or when it is, but I just wanted to point out:

Maria Brink has Fatback up in her
Maria Brink has AIDS
Maria Brink is married to Peter Gilmour
Peter Gilmour was raped fucked by a dwarf and admitted to liking it
In This Moment is shit

~~MARIA BRINK~~ · (05-20-2014)

Well, it won't be me. I can't wrestle until this annulment thing gets settled.

**05-20-2014, 07:44 PM**

"My return match is the biggest event the XWF will televise in the year 2014.

As a result, I need a guaranteed five-star match.

If anyone knows how to get ahold of Future Legend Jordi, get in contact with me as soon as possible. Pre-order your tickets now."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-20-2014, 08:26 PM**

why dont u fight frodo smackins aka Maria Brink's Aids :)

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (05-20-2014)

"Maria Brinks and I are two different people. I'm Frodo, I've had sex with Maria, before she got all fat and AIDsy, but we're not the same. How is this confusing? And I don't want to fight Mark Flynn right now, I have a lot going on with my kids, and stuff. Katie graduates in a few days. Also, didn't the lady say she couldn't wrestle right now?"

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-20-2014, 08:33 PM**

Coward u r

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-20-2014, 08:36 PM**

"I'll face him, but not until after I handle your ass, handle my match with Griffin, and then should we retain, your title shot. Besides, I doubt you'd have noticed, but I think he specifically asked for someone named Jordi."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-20-2014, 08:38 PM**

Jordi nelson???

Anyways I'll beat u again then take ur soul

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-20-2014, 08:56 PM**

"Right, because we're all

and believe you can steal souls. Anyway, remember, after I beat your ass Scorpio and I get to name your tag partner for when you get your title match, and oops, we even get to name the stips. Maybe we'll name it so you get no partner, and your only shot is a handicap match. Or maybe we'll make it a rape match. See, the thing is, that you've already accepted that you'll face the champs in whatever match we want after I beat you. So, I think I like the sound of that, Rape match. That's not the official answer, but I like it."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-21-2014, 06:29 PM**

go ahead and make it so I have to win the tag belts by myself.. Ive done it before and I'll do it again!

And I already Have a few partners in mind so your naming my partner is NULL!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (05-21-2014)

"Ok, since you are either being purposefully stupid, or you just say so much shit that you can't keep up with all of your

comments, or maybe you're just trying to change stips you agreed to. You agreed that if I win this match with you on the 11th when it comes to the tag title shot Scorp and I get to name both your partner or the stips. If you win you get to name both. So winner throws of loser's game for the tag title shot. You cannot back out of that one."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-21-2014, 06:43 PM**

how bout me and mark flynn beat the shit out of you and scorpio? or me and theo.. or hell me and JOHN MADISON!!!

then again I can always call up my friends Feder & Soldier..

and u wont beat me again.. ill make sure to break your arms, legs, and anything else that is left. and if your

brother or that fake imposter show up.. well.. lets just say they wont be walking out alive.. same goes for your "partner"

shine those belts up for me BITCH!

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (05-21-2014)

(05-20-2014, 01:25 PM)Theo Pryce Said: "Sorry brah, I'm not a fucking , I don't walk into a match where I have no control over the stips, especially one that will see my have to carry the skinny guinea through an entire match only for him to accidentally try and catch a lightning bug with his teeth, slip and fall and then let one of you two pin him for the 1...2...3! I haven't done nearly enough drugs today to agree to that ish. Besides brah, I said a partner of my choosing, not a with a speech impediment."

"Here's Theo refusing to be your partner. And until someone actually says yes, why not stop trying to sound impressive. Otherwise when you fight I'll make John Black or Scotty Guillermo your partner, and the stip will be that only you can make the pin, but either of you can be pinned. Or the stip will be that it's a match to see who can gape their asshole the widest. Do you want an asshole gaping match?"

Scorpio · **05-21-2014, 07:01 PM**

(05-21-2014, 06:51 PM)Frodo Smackins Said:
(05-20-2014, 01:25 PM)Theo Pryce Said: "Sorry brah, I'm not a fucking , I don't walk into a match where I have no control over the stips, especially one that will see my have to carry the skinny guinea through an entire match only for him to accidentally try and catch a lightning bug with his teeth, slip and fall and then let one of you two pin him for the 1...2...3! I haven't done nearly enough drugs today to agree to that ish. Besides brah, I said a partner of my choosing, not a with a speech impediment."

" Do you want an asshole gaping match?"

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-21-2014, 07:02 PM**

"Scorp, you're not supposed to argue it. Now he knows it won't happen. I'm trying to scare him, dang."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-22-2014, 04:52 AM**

Frodo nobody likes u here so after I kill u for real.. nobody will care.

And theo never said no

Theo Pryce · (05-22-2014)

"I did say no. But perhaps it wasn't obvious enough for you so I will say it again. No, I will not team up with you. You see Gilmour, unlike you, I enjoy winning matches and when I am on a team I prefer to have a teammate who can help carry their own weight, you may like winning matches but you don't do a whole lot of it. And as for carrying weight...well, I won't make any fat jokes. Now as for your claims that no one will care after you kill Frodo for real, you apparently have no idea just how ironic that statement is. If Frodo died I'd bet half the fed would be there to mourn. If you died the only people that would be there would be Barney Green, to piss all over your grave and Fatback, because, well, you can't ever get rid of Fatback. He is eternal, just like your ability to lose."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-22-2014, 07:24 AM**

"Know what's funny? Nobody likes me, but Scorpio came to me when he wanted a tag partner, he didn't go to Peter. When we wanna laugh at someone's expense, we go to Peter. When we need a rape victim we either go to Peter, or Cain. Mostly Peter."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-23-2014, 12:01 AM**

Keep it up frodo. Your coffin is being prepared as we speak.

Theo I can carry the weight for my team and I'm not using fat jokes here

I didn't have feder or soldier carry me to the tag and trios tag titles ok

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (05-23-2014)

"Keep it up and you're tagging with AIDs in a match where the dude in the ring gets buttfucked. First one to cum loses. Yeah, that's where your attitude is leading you."

~~Gilmour Classic~~ · **05-23-2014, 01:54 PM**

Damn Peter you get raped if you lose our match too

you're gonna get raped twice in one month

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-23-2014, 09:26 PM**

And ur going to die

~~Gilmour Classic~~ · (05-23-2014)

sadly, i cannot die ;)

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 09:17 AM**

oh u will die on June 2nd..

~~Gilmour Classic~~ · **05-24-2014, 10:21 AM**

U can't kill what u didn't create

prepare ur butthole for multiple rapes

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (05-24-2014)

but i can kill what has not been created. ur a fake and I will destroy you then send you to hell!

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