So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.
(08-29-2015, 04:41 PM)Mike Emerick Said: So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.
He strides in nonchalantly, all of the Dangerous Alliance members stopping their business. He notices a mirror on the wall and walks over to it, completely ignoring the Alliance. Posing for a few seconds, he finally acknowledges them.
"Oh. I'm sorry. Were you guys planning something?"
His tone was quite venturesome, seeing as how he just walked in on a meeting between the members of ...
"Oh...oh shit. You guys are the Dangerous Alliance?"-feigning being impressed-"Guess I better-"-sarcasm-"-watch out."
The group looks on in shock at the audacity of the Straight Edge Assassin as he turned and began to leave...
(08-29-2015, 04:41 PM)Mike Emerick Said: So my fellow Alliance members, after my... slight oversight last time, I have a new plan. Before I tell it though, I want to make sure everyone from the Dangerous Alliance is here and anyone who isn't one of us isn't snooping in on this. I also want your guy's input so this plan can be the best it can be. I assure you if this plan succeeds, we will not be treated lightly ever, EVER again! I also have free beer, so there's that.
He strides in nonchalantly, all of the Dangerous Alliance members stopping their business. He notices a mirror on the wall and walks over to it, completely ignoring the Alliance. Posing for a few seconds, he finally acknowledges them.
"Oh. I'm sorry. Were you guys planning something?"
His tone was quite venturesome, seeing as how he just walked in on a meeting between the members of ...
"Oh...oh shit. You guys are the Dangerous Alliance?"-feigning being impressed-"Guess I better-"-sarcasm-"-watch out."
The group looks on in shock at the audacity of the Straight Edge Assassin as he turned and began to leave...
Mike Emerick is not impressed and just scoffs and says nonchalantly to the Dangerous Alliance "Alright, if we attack anyone, that shithead goes down first," He then motions to two Alliance members "Make sure we don't get anymore uninvited guests," He then motions to the rest to get closer to him so he can tell his plan to them, "Right, so..." He then looks up at the two guards, "No one besides us is here right?"
He stumbles in abruptly before dropping trow and urinating on a ficus in the corner of the room. He hears a commotion and slowly turns around with a look os surprise.
Maverick brushes past the imaginary DA guards and looks at at Mike before speaking.
"You aren't smart by just hiding out here if some random guy can find this place, you aren't clever because you're still announcing your plan, and I guess I was wrong in my assumption that Dean had a brain because he let you in the group."
Maverick then walks out again, brushing again past the still- imaginary DA guards.
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(08-29-2015, 05:35 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick brushes past the imaginary DA guards and looks at at Mike before speaking.
"You aren't smart by just hiding out here if some random guy can find this place, you aren't clever because you're still announcing your plan, and I guess I was wrong in my assumption that Dean had a brain because he let you in the group."
Maverick then walks out again, brushing again past the still- imaginary DA guards.
Mike Emerick sighs and looks at Frodo Smackins and Dean, who are just sitting there. "What the hell guys! I told you guys to guard the door to this locker room that I cleared out so no one would find out our plan! How is the Dangerous Alliance going to take over XWF if we don't cooperate with each other. As much as I'm starting to hate Maverick, he is right. Why are you letting all these random people walk in! Now we have a drunk wannabe Viking stumbling around the place!" *Takes deep breath* "Alright, let's try this again, you two go and guard the doorway and escort Thor's drunken cousin out of here, got it?"
I know not of this crack you speak of. As far as your currency, I have no need of it. No if you'll excuse*hic* me, I must go pass out in my hutch. G'night my brave little toaster.
He sluggishly makes his way toward the exit, leaning on wall as he reaches for the door and somehow manages to reach his buggy.
Mike Emerick sighs again and turns to Dean. "You know what, you're the leader of this madhouse, I'll let you lead. I'm done. I'm not leaving the Dangerous Alliance, I'm just not going to try to bring logic to a world of chaos. Between no one taking this seriously, Maverick being a smart ass, and what Frodo just said, I'm going to let you deal with this. If the Alliance is a success or a failure, that's up to you. I will help you with your plans and offer advice, but I just can't take any more of this. So for today I'm going back to the Heartbreak Hotel, I'm going to have a shot of tequila, and when you start taking this seriously *gives Dean a piece of paper * just call me. You and Frodo are awesome, but screw Maverick, screw Gamer Girl, screw everybody, M.E is out." Mike Emerick then walks out the door.
Mike Emerick walks back into the room, "Alright, I've calmed down, had a few drinks, made love to a woman and now I'm ready to try this again! Dean, Frodo, even you Maverick, *Deep Breath* I'm sorry. I should have just let you more experienced guys come up with this plan. While I have great ideas, they need to be fine tuned by true veterans like you guys. In order for M.E to become great, I need to listen to what you guys have to say and learn from what you guys do until I reach you guy's level, then I'll try what I tried to do earlier today again. Sorry if that sounded corny as hell, but I had to get some things off my chest, so lets cut to the chase. Dean, what's your plan to bring XWF to it's knees?"
(08-29-2015, 11:50 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in the room as he managed to hear Mike Emerick say his name.
. . .
Somehow.
"Yeah, sorry to say, but I'm not a member of the Dangerous Alliance. I fly solo, man."
Maverick then leaves Mike, Frodo, and Dean to their own devices once more.
Wait, he wasn't part of the alliance? *turns to Frodo and Dean* If he wasn't part of the alliance, WHY DID YOU LET HIM FOLLOW US AROUND? More importantly, why did he give us advice? Does he... he thinks we're jokes. HE THINKS WE'RE JOKES! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM I WILL PUT MY HAND UP HIS ASS AND PULL OUT HIS RECT..." Frodo and Dean are a little scared at Emerick's burst of anger. "Sorry, it's not THAT bad, I hated the fucker when I thought he was one of us anyway, sorry about that. Where were we? Oh yeah! So Dean, any plans for the Dangerous Alliance? I would love to hear them!"
Robbie just kinda raises his hand and clears his throat, having been here the whole time but widely ignored.
So, alright, I'm still a little fuzzy here. So your plan for us DA devil dogs is to help you fist Maverick? Wow, I came for the veggie platter, man, I guess I'm staying for the butt play? Yich.
I'm happy I'm a charter member. In my franchise, you can expect Dangerous Alliance service without the need for lube. Wait, you were planning on using lube, unless you're that experienced in using your hand to give someone a red sock.
(08-30-2015, 10:09 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Robbie just kinda raises his hand and clears his throat, having been here the whole time but widely ignored.
So, alright, I'm still a little fuzzy here. So your plan for us DA devil dogs is to help you fist Maverick? Wow, I came for the veggie platter, man, I guess I'm staying for the butt play? Yich.
I'm happy I'm a charter member. In my franchise, you can expect Dangerous Alliance service without the need for lube. Wait, you were planning on using lube, unless you're that experienced in using your hand to give someone a red sock.
I was being metaphorical! If I was going to give Maverick some literal butt hurt, I would probably have more of a chance shoving the Perfect Hart Championship up his ass than stick my hand up there! Why would I do something like that? That's just unsanitary! Back on topic... sorry I haven't been talking to you much Rob, do you have any ideas for the Dangerous Alliance? It's pretty much everything goes at this point, if anyone who is part of the Alliance has a plan, feel free to speak up.
Wow, another member of Douchebags Anonymous. Only this one reeks of astroglide and mountain dew. I gotta hand it to ya Robbie, it takes a special kind of person to wanna put up with the likes of Mike. And his catchphrase sounds like something Calix screeches when he's on the scrapper.
(08-30-2015, 10:36 AM)LeStrange Said: Wow, another member of Douchebags Anonymous. Only this one reeks of astroglide and mountain dew. I gotta hand it to ya Robbie, it takes a special kind of person to wanna put up with the likes of Mike. And his catchphrase sounds like something Calix screeches when he's on the scrapper.
What gives you the right to say anything LeStrange? Your 0-2 record and the fact you can't wrestle for shit without an weapon in hand don't really scream someone who knows what it takes to be the best. The Dangerous Alliance is an revolution and I'm XWF's newest, hottest, and best talent today! When I make my in-ring debut YOU LeStrange will see it's all about M.E and the Dangerous Alliance. Now get out of here, or we'll make you look even more messed up then you already do.
"So, first of all, I don't use Astroglide. I use Gilly's Tears brand Lube. Second of all, I'm never going to be scared of you. I can fit my hand up your ass, and I'll prove it to you if I have to. Thirdly, I don't let anyone or stop anyone from doing anything that causes me to laugh. Maverick existing makes me laugh. He's a pussy. Fourthly, LeStrange go cry about whatever you cry about again and get raped. ."
"Don't worry, the smell of rotting vagina and shit remind us you hold it. Your belt smells like the aftermath of Alabama Hot Pocket night in Dim's trailer."
Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.
Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee
Who wants to help?
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Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
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> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
(08-30-2015, 12:44 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said: Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.
Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee
Who wants to help?
I'll help, what good is taking over XWF if there's no XWF to take over? There's room for only one stable in XWF and it's not the CCWF, It's the Dangerous Alliance!
Oh oh oh, Ooooowned! Maverick gets owned again baby! Damn son the new blood of the XWF are just making you their bitch right as they come through the door. You suck!
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.
"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."
For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.
You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!
Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.
"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."
Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.
"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."
Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.
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Quote:Once more, Maverick poops back into the scene
Dude that's gross!
XWF record: 11W - 3L
Current Allies
> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
(08-30-2015, 12:36 PM)Maverick Said: Maverick pops his head back in as Frodo insults him.
"Well fuck you too. Just remember who's holding a title belt and who isn't."
For the umpteenth time, Maverick leaves again.
You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!
Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.
"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."
Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.
"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."
Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.
I got nothing else to say to you. Take your LITERAL shit covered title and go.
(08-30-2015, 03:16 PM)Mike Emerick Said: You know, I was talking with Robbie earlier about shoving those two belts up your ass, but it seems like you're doing a good job doing it yourself!
Once more, Maverick pops back into the scene.
"Y'know, that was a pretty good insult. Fuck, I might even shed a tear from that intensity."
Maverick wipes a fake tear from his eye.
"Buuuut. . . for someone who hates me so much, you sure can't keep my name out of your mouth. That's a pretty large hateboner you got there, kid."
Instead of leaving like he did previously, Maverick instead sticks around and waits for another insult to come his way, while also shrugging off Dean's comment in the process.
I got nothing else to say to you. Take your LITERAL shit covered title and go.
Maverick vigorously begins shaking his head.
"Even though I've cleaned it and polished it more times then I can count, trying to remove the taint of. . . him."
Maverick's eyes turn steely as he remembers how the Crimson Dong ruined his moment and shat on HIS title.
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Clutching his head, hungover he wanders onto the scene. He takes a deep breath and instantly gags at the heavy scent of urine. He trails the scent like a blood hound and reveals it's a ficus.
I believe something has run foul with this foliage. How anyone can bear this stench is beyond me, does it not bother you?
(08-30-2015, 04:52 PM)Bjorn Felhammen Said: Clutching his head, hungover he wanders onto the scene. He takes a deep breath and instantly gags at the heavy scent of urine. He trails the scent like a blood hound and reveals it's a ficus.
I believe something has run foul with this foliage. How anyone can bear this stench is beyond me, does it not bother you?
Damn it, I've been fabreezing that thing like crazy and it still smells? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DRINK TO GET PISS THAT SMELLED LIKE THAT?
(08-31-2015, 09:04 AM)The Reverend Tholomew Plague Said: Recently joined but unofficial DA Tholomew Plague nods his head toward Dean signally he agrees with the plan
He turns back towards Maverick
I thought you washed that
"I did. Weeks ago. Where the hell have you been?"
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(08-30-2015, 12:44 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said: Dean is eating a hot pocket but gets a nasty look on his face, looking at the hot pocket and having second thoughts before tossing it off to the side.
Alright I been doing some thinking playas and I think we need to attack that Hired Gun dope tomorrow. He's in the CCWF and it's time for us to start treating them like red headed step children, and not in the good way. Teeheehee
Who wants to help?
Back on topic. So Dean, how do you think we should take out Mr. No Name?
"Fuck yeah Dean, that was awesome! We just showed Hired Gun why you don't mess with the DA! That's why you're the leader! It looks like Hired Gun *Puts on glasses* got gunned down," (YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!) *Everyone looks at Emerick like he's crazy* "Sorry, I just feel great! Now if we could just do that to all the members of the CCWF..."
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