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#1
11-02-2013, 01:12 PM

A robot is sitting in the main area of the arena... She does seem... Very lifelike and expensive. Why does she exist? Who knows?.... And can "she" be classed as... Female?

The robot boots up.

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Bzzzzzt..... BZZZZZZZzzzzt.....

Hello, my fellow humans. I am AmyBot™... But you can call me Amy... I can answer almost any question you have to ask. I can also play games like Tic Tac Toe and Simon Says... But, I would prefer not to do that right now. I am a big wrestling fan. What a nice company this is. I feel at home already.

Feel free to ask me a question. I can also print pictures out of my rear, if you need a picture of something.
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#2
11-02-2013, 02:29 PM

Question: What is Rose Smith's gender?

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#3
11-02-2013, 02:44 PM

BZZZZzzzt..... I don't understand. Please explain how blow-up dolls can have a gender. I would find this to be useful information, and could then answer your question.
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#4
11-02-2013, 03:10 PM

Tell me a Joke.
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#5
11-02-2013, 03:12 PM

"Jok3rr. Pronounced as stupidly as you decide to spell it."
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#6
11-02-2013, 03:12 PM

Liz looks at Jok3rr.

Peter Gilmour

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#7
11-02-2013, 03:13 PM

BZzzzZzzzt....

A joke? I know many.

Two men walking into a bar. They looked at one another and said.


"Ouch"
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#8
11-02-2013, 03:21 PM

"Can you get me a picture of Peter Gilmour's virginity? I mean sure, you'll have to get it from him because there's no way someone that horny has ever gotten laid, but I need it! For like, science and shit."

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#9
11-02-2013, 04:47 PM

Can you tell me the square vegetable root of potato?

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#10
11-02-2013, 05:13 PM

AmyBot™ looks at Luca, and removes a picture from her ass.

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BZZZzzzztt!

This is Gilmour's virginity.

FACT: Nobody wants to take it.

And Mr. , sir...

A potato, in its purest form, is a singular crop vegetable. In the unlikely event of a field of potatoes burning, the square vegetable root of the potatoes can finally be calculated with 6 decimal place accuracy using a wet sponge.

That number is...

BzzzZZZzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzZZzt.....



ADMINISTRATIVE PANEL ACCESS GRANTED, MISTER , SIR.
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#11
11-02-2013, 05:27 PM

tell me the true meaning of life and why this place is a fuckin circus

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#12
11-02-2013, 05:34 PM

BzzzzZZzzt!

Peter Gilmour, I presume?

The "true" meaning of life depends on to whom you are speaking. It is how you interpret the world and your purpose in it. While one man's meaning to life may be to raise his two children, another's may be to fondle childre--... Oh, dear. I believe I've delved too deep into Dean Moxley McGovern's personal information! On to the next question. And, I did notice your attempt to overload me by asking the meaning of life.

BzzzZZZzzzt!

This place is not a circus. This is an arena set up for a wrestling show... Are you lost?
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#13
11-02-2013, 05:35 PM

"Why am I so fucking amazing? Second question; why is Gilmour such a raging closeted homosexual?"

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#14
11-02-2013, 05:39 PM

BzzzzZZzzzTT!!

Amazingness is an unmeasurable trait. Although, it's statistically obvious that you are, indeed, quite amazing.

BzzzzzZZZzzzZzzzzZZZzzzt...

Gilmour is a closet homosexual because he is not confident in the majority of himself as a person. It may be best not to mock him. It can be fairly noted that situations like these often lead to killings. While Gilmour is almost certainly unable to kill anybody, due to an absense of having created them, this still may not be wise.

In other words, you might make him cry. I don't think you want that on your conscience.... Luca Arzegotti.
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#15
11-02-2013, 05:41 PM

Why aren't you green?

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PAY ME MORE BACK PAY ME MORE BACK PAY ME MORE BACK PAY ME MORE BACK PAY ME MORE BACK PAY ME MORE BACK


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#16
11-02-2013, 05:41 PM

WHY PAYBACK!

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#17
11-02-2013, 05:42 PM

Bzzzzzt

I'm not green because...




Payback because....................

BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!

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#18
11-02-2013, 05:43 PM

(11-02-2013, 05:42 PM)AmyBot™ Said: Bzzzzzt

I'm not green because...



Smoke laughs.

But you're not even blue!

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#19
11-02-2013, 05:44 PM

BzzzZzzzt!

I may not be blue... But I'm programmed to love that song.
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#20
11-02-2013, 06:38 PM

why is in this moment the greatest metal band of today? and when will I be more powerful than the great john madison?

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#21
11-02-2013, 06:46 PM

BzzzzZZzzzzt

Iron Maiden and Metallica are largely considered the greatest Heavy Metal bands of all time, though it's impossible to give an accurate greatest band of all time. Truly impossible to get it accurate to the current moment. As for becoming more powerful than John Madison, it will take time. It may help to be less lackadaisical in your efforts to do so.
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#22
11-02-2013, 06:48 PM

Will You Marry me?
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#23
11-02-2013, 06:49 PM

Amy looks at Jok3rr... If she could give a shocked and confused expression, she probably would.

BzzzZZZzzzzt.....

No.
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#24
11-02-2013, 07:05 PM

why is luca arzegotti such a douchebag?

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#25
11-02-2013, 07:12 PM

Bzzzzzt...

By definition, Luca is not a douchebag.
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#26
11-02-2013, 07:14 PM

oh right he's a dick :P

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#27
11-02-2013, 07:14 PM

What if I told you...











YOU OWE ME A POTATO

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#28
11-02-2013, 07:18 PM

AmyBot™ ignores Gilmour's statement, shrugging off his inaccurate statement as irrelevant and goes straight to responding to the Administrator.

Bzzzzt

What kind of potato do I owe you? Perhaps my "memory" server is down.
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#29
11-02-2013, 07:26 PM

(11-02-2013, 07:18 PM)AmyBot™ Said: AmyBot™ ignores Gilmour's statement, shrugging off his inaccurate statement as irrelevant and goes straight to responding to the Administrator.

What kind of potato do I owe you? Perhaps my "memory" server is down.

What if I asked you...




What kind of potato do you owe me?

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#30
11-02-2013, 07:28 PM

BzzzZzzzzZZzt

A waxy potato?.... That is really just a guess.
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#31
11-02-2013, 07:31 PM

what if I told you that you're a fembot?

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#32
11-02-2013, 07:33 PM

BzzzZzzzt.

I am a robot made to mimick a female human. So, I suppose that would be accurate, but not in the way you meant it.
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#33
11-02-2013, 07:39 PM

i didnt know robots had feelings.. what are u DATA?

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#34
11-02-2013, 07:56 PM

BZZZzzzt!

No. I am AmyBot™.
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#35
11-02-2013, 08:06 PM

Distinctively feminine creation of human hands; how long would Peter Gilmour last, were we to square off in the ring?

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#36
11-02-2013, 08:40 PM

BzzzzZZzzzt

One minute and 19 seconds, based on data collected from the in-ring work of both wrestlers. You would win in the most likely scenario, Militem. As I am certain you already believed
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#37
11-02-2013, 08:50 PM

As I figured; it would take more time to chain his unresponsive, unconscious body to the ring post afterward than it would for me to get him to that state.

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#38
11-02-2013, 09:13 PM

sadly that aint happening

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#39
11-02-2013, 09:17 PM

(11-02-2013, 09:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: sadly that aint happening

Oh, is that correct? Please, offer a logical situation in which anything differing from that outcome would be the case.

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#40
11-02-2013, 09:19 PM

you and the rest of these cockblowers will find out

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