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Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
A robot is sitting in the main area of the arena... She does seem... Very lifelike and expensive. Why does she exist? Who knows?.... And can "she" be classed as... Female?
The robot boots up.
![[Image: 20130707171651!Actroid_shuts_down_after_demo.gif]](http://www.fembotwiki.com/images/archive/c/c2/20130707171651!Actroid_shuts_down_after_demo.gif)
Bzzzzzt..... BZZZZZZZzzzzt.....
Hello, my fellow humans. I am AmyBot™... But you can call me Amy... I can answer almost any question you have to ask. I can also play games like Tic Tac Toe and Simon Says... But, I would prefer not to do that right now. I am a big wrestling fan. What a nice company this is. I feel at home already.
Feel free to ask me a question. I can also print pictures out of my rear, if you need a picture of something.
Hello, my fellow humans - Liz Hathaway - 11-02-2013
Question: What is Rose Smith's gender?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BZZZZzzzt..... I don't understand. Please explain how blow-up dolls can have a gender. I would find this to be useful information, and could then answer your question.
Hello, my fellow humans - Matthew Mitchell - 11-02-2013
Tell me a Joke.
Hello, my fellow humans - Jessie-ica Diaz - 11-02-2013
"Jok3rr. Pronounced as stupidly as you decide to spell it."
Hello, my fellow humans - Liz Hathaway - 11-02-2013
Liz looks at Jok3rr.
Peter Gilmour
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BZzzzZzzzt....
A joke? I know many.
Two men walking into a bar. They looked at one another and said.
"Ouch"
Hello, my fellow humans - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 11-02-2013
"Can you get me a picture of Peter Gilmour's virginity? I mean sure, you'll have to get it from him because there's no way someone that horny has ever gotten laid, but I need it! For like, science and shit."
Hello, my fellow humans - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-02-2013
Can you tell me the square vegetable root of potato?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
AmyBot™ looks at Luca, and removes a picture from her ass.
![[Image: NY-Gremlin-gremlins-33863116-1200-788.jpg]](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33800000/NY-Gremlin-gremlins-33863116-1200-788.jpg)
BZZZzzzztt!
This is Gilmour's virginity.
FACT: Nobody wants to take it.
And Mr.
, sir...A potato, in its purest form, is a singular crop vegetable. In the unlikely event of a field of potatoes burning, the square vegetable root of the potatoes can finally be calculated with 6 decimal place accuracy using a wet sponge.
That number is...
BzzzZZZzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzZZzt.....
ADMINISTRATIVE PANEL ACCESS GRANTED, MISTER
, SIR.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
tell me the true meaning of life and why this place is a fuckin circus
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzzZZzzt!
Peter Gilmour, I presume?
The "true" meaning of life depends on to whom you are speaking. It is how you interpret the world and your purpose in it. While one man's meaning to life may be to raise his two children, another's may be to fondle childre--... Oh, dear. I believe I've delved too deep into Dean Moxley McGovern's personal information! On to the next question. And, I did notice your attempt to overload me by asking the meaning of life.
BzzzZZZzzzt!
This place is not a circus. This is an arena set up for a wrestling show... Are you lost?
Hello, my fellow humans - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 11-02-2013
"Why am I so fucking amazing? Second question; why is Gilmour such a raging closeted homosexual?"
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzzZZzzzTT!!
Amazingness is an unmeasurable trait. Although, it's statistically obvious that you are, indeed, quite amazing.
BzzzzzZZZzzzZzzzzZZZzzzt...
Gilmour is a closet homosexual because he is not confident in the majority of himself as a person. It may be best not to mock him. It can be fairly noted that situations like these often lead to killings. While Gilmour is almost certainly unable to kill anybody, due to an absense of having created them, this still may not be wise.
In other words, you might make him cry. I don't think you want that on your conscience.... Luca Arzegotti.
Hello, my fellow humans - Smoke - 11-02-2013
Why aren't you green?
Hello, my fellow humans - OH HOLY SHIT PAYBACK IS BACK! OMFG NOBODY IS SAFE! - 11-02-2013
WHY PAYBACK!
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
Bzzzzzt
I'm not green because...
Payback because....................
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
BZzzzzZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZzzZZZzzzzT!
"Payback"
RE: Hello, my fellow humans - Smoke - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 05:42 PM)AmyBot™ Said: Bzzzzzt
I'm not green because...
Smoke laughs.
But you're not even blue!
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzZzzzt!
I may not be blue... But I'm programmed to love that song.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
why is in this moment the greatest metal band of today? and when will I be more powerful than the great john madison?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzzZZzzzzt
Iron Maiden and Metallica are largely considered the greatest Heavy Metal bands of all time, though it's impossible to give an accurate greatest band of all time. Truly impossible to get it accurate to the current moment. As for becoming more powerful than John Madison, it will take time. It may help to be less lackadaisical in your efforts to do so.
Hello, my fellow humans - Matthew Mitchell - 11-02-2013
Will You Marry me?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
Amy looks at Jok3rr... If she could give a shocked and confused expression, she probably would.
BzzzZZZzzzzt.....
No.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
why is luca arzegotti such a douchebag?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
Bzzzzzt...
By definition, Luca is not a douchebag.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
oh right he's a dick :P
Hello, my fellow humans - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-02-2013
What if I told you...
YOU OWE ME A POTATO
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
AmyBot™ ignores Gilmour's statement, shrugging off his inaccurate statement as irrelevant and goes straight to responding to the Administrator.
Bzzzzt
What kind of potato do I owe you? Perhaps my "memory" server is down.
RE: Hello, my fellow humans - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 07:18 PM)AmyBot™ Said: AmyBot™ ignores Gilmour's statement, shrugging off his inaccurate statement as irrelevant and goes straight to responding to the Administrator.
What kind of potato do I owe you? Perhaps my "memory" server is down.
What if I asked you...
What kind of potato do you owe me?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzZzzzzZZzt
A waxy potato?.... That is really just a guess.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
what if I told you that you're a fembot?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzZzzzt.
I am a robot made to mimick a female human. So, I suppose that would be accurate, but not in the way you meant it.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
i didnt know robots had feelings.. what are u DATA?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BZZZzzzt!
No. I am AmyBot™.
Hello, my fellow humans - Militem Dominum - 11-02-2013
Distinctively feminine creation of human hands; how long would Peter Gilmour last, were we to square off in the ring?
Hello, my fellow humans - AmyBot™ - 11-02-2013
BzzzzZZzzzt
One minute and 19 seconds, based on data collected from the in-ring work of both wrestlers. You would win in the most likely scenario, Militem. As I am certain you already believed.
Hello, my fellow humans - Militem Dominum - 11-02-2013
As I figured; it would take more time to chain his unresponsive, unconscious body to the ring post afterward than it would for me to get him to that state.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
sadly that aint happening
RE: Hello, my fellow humans - Militem Dominum - 11-02-2013
(11-02-2013, 09:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: sadly that aint happening
Oh, is that correct? Please, offer a logical situation in which anything differing from that outcome would be the case.
Hello, my fellow humans - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-02-2013
you and the rest of these cockblowers will find out